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Alright m'Link Marines the time has come to report to the the rocket stations as we end protocol: accum-m'late and enter phase two of our one hundred year interstellar mission.

Our first destination has been chosen by the General of Chainlink as Earth's one and only moon which is commonly reffered to by the dominant species as 'Moon'.
Sergey has noted to me that his data suggests our scheduled departure and arrival to the destination will be complete by the end of the month. After landing on the moon and refueling please feel free to collect as many moon rocks
as you can fit in your pockets (don't forget to remove all spaghetti beforehand). Mr. Nazarov will be providing each Marine with their choice of either a Lamborghini or Tesla Roadster for our planned leisurely tour of the moon
and shall then promptly initiate the next stage of our mission that shall see us travel to Mars with an estimated destination time of 6 months. After arriving on Mars, the Link Marine mission will commence it's pre-planned hard-fork
where each Marine must choose their path on Great Sergey's blessed roadmap. There are two options and every Link Marine must decide their path from one of two options... (Continued in comments)

>> No.4908478

OPTION ONE: [Project Rory]
[Project Rory] is the dream kickstarter of Mr. Nazarov's No-Normical civilisation. By selecting option one, you have decided to become a founder of Roryland. You will be an integral member of Sergey's vision of society; a Mars based
community, free of the grey wage-cucked kind and goblin banksters. Leaders will rise and be elected from chief founding-marine Rory and each marine will find their calling at [Project Rory]. Sergey encourages all Marines to drive
their Lambo/Roadster to Mt. Olympus and carve their face in to the mountainside; where further generations will peer and remember their founding fathers.

OPTION TWO: [Project Singularity].
As part of [Project Singularity], you shall have made the courageous decision to continue the space mission in to the dark and unknown ether of space. Accompanied by Lord Nazarov, [Project Singularity] Marines will be travelling
in to the unknown depths of the our universe. Prices of your Link-Munition will eventually become totally unpredictable and there is the possibility of getting wojack'd from reality as we know it. Sergey has announced to me that
although scared, he understands that this is a calling greater than himself and his fellow Marines. The General of Chainlink proclaimed that he once had a vision of a world far from Earth known as Pepeatruis, where the ability to
aquire infinite intelligence (or cash money) would be kindly gifted by a strange but caring frog creature...

>> No.4908479 [DELETED] 

Saged linkie

>> No.4908482

>>4908475
I'm not ready for phase two.
STOP

>> No.4908492

So those are your two options Marines, pick wisely both your vehicle, option and proclaim your dreams! Whatever your path, you are blessed on this day.

ROLLCALL! LINK MARINES PROCLAIM YOUR STANDBY, POSITION AND PATH! THE ROCKET'S ARE BEING FUELED!

I'LL START!

SERGEANT MAJOR REPORTING IN AND STANDING BY!
I CHOOSE A ROADSTER AND OPTION TWO!
IT IS TIME TO BREATH THE AIR OF MY MOON WALKING DESTINY!

>> No.4908499

>>4908482

anon a big announcement is coming any day now. You need to finish accumulating yesterday.

>> No.4908501

>>4908475
hype post OP,

General here.

>> No.4908515

>>4908499
But it's 24 cents. That's pretty high.

>> No.4908534

5.4k here. what's my rank?

i will settle for a new honda civic since i have not dedicated myself fully to the cause until just recently. but for my disloyalty and ignorance I'm willing to risk my fortune with [Project Singularity].

please accept my sacrifice and grant me this honor.

>> No.4908551

>>4908534


+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>> No.4908556

18k here, should i sell some req to get more link?

>> No.4908581
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4908581

Reporting

>> No.4908588

>>4908515

exactly but there's no time like the present. It's highly likely it'll never be cheaper especially if this news is anything decent.

>> No.4908603

27k here reporting.

Grinding to 30k by swing trading then locking my stinky linkies up in a hardware wallet until 2018.

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4908606

>>4908588
checked

>> No.4908617

>>4908492
Roadster has pretty amazing stats OP. 60mph in 1.9s is no joke.

>> No.4908624
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4908624

Reporting !

>> No.4908639
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4908639

NEVER SELL
NEVER FEAR
I HAVE THE HANDS OF DIAMOND
I HAVE THE COCK OF DIAMOND
I WILL GO
ALL
THE
WAY
GOD EMPEROR NAZAROV USE ME AS YOU PLEASE, I WILL BE THE BLACKHOLE FODDER
I TAKE EVERY CENT I EARN AND GIVE IT TO YOU OH GREAT ONE TAKE ME TO THE PROMISED LAND OF HONEY
HOLD TIL THE DAY I DIE
I EITHER DIE THE RICHEST MAN ON EARTH (AFTER HIS HOLINESS)
OR DIE AMONG THE POOR
THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR, NONBELIEVERS WRITHE IN DESPAIR AT THE MENTION OF IT

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4908763

I AM READY FOR QUANTUM VOLATILITY IN THE 12th DIMENSION WHERE WE ONLY EXIST AS BLOCKS OF PURE CURRENCY THAT SURROUND THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME
IT'S TIME TO ASCEND
SERGEY IS ALREADY OPERATING ON THE 6th PLANE OF REALITY (THE FIRST HUMAN TO DO SO)
WE LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WITH OUR HUMAN MINDS THE ACCELERATION THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE COMING MONTH. DURING THAT TIME WE WILL SHED OUR HUMAN SUITS AND BOARD NAZAROV'S COMET
I HAVE HERE A PICTURE OF WHAT SERGEY LOOKS LIKE TO THE 6TH DIMENSIONAL MIND, PLEASE ACCUSTOM YOURSELF TO THIS ARTIST'S RENDERING OF WHAT A HOST OF HEAVEN MIGHT LOOK LIKE

>> No.4908774

Finally made it to sergeant major, it's gonna be a bumpy ride but we'll be walking the moon soon

>> No.4908888

Ok i asked this before but no one answered me, instead i got told to stay away from this 'trap'.
Why should i invest in it?
What is the product and why would any 'customer' need it or buy it?

>> No.4908898

>>4908888
read the whitepaper jesus christ you luddite

>> No.4908912

>>4908888
Runaway as fast as you can

>> No.4908967

>>4908888
I'll humor you because of your digits, rather than straight telling you to fuck off, do some research on the coin, the grassroots movement around it, the potential problems it can solve, and the industries it can revolutionize, and don't take investment advice from people who'd skullfuck their own mothers for a chance of making a couple bucks.

>> No.4909690

>>4908551
A humble but hardworking Sergeant Major reporting for duty, sir! My 10k link bullets are ready!

>> No.4909716

Bad stinkers. You go on get out of here stinky linkys shoo. Bad stinkeys.

>> No.4909756

>>4908898
Do this, if you can't manage that this token isn't meant for you.