/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4892997
>power goes out
>tries to use an ATM
ok

>>4893025
>society collapses
>nation wide power outage
>atms dont work
>cant use meme currency

>lose currency
>ability to use power goes out

what is a cell phone?

>>4892997

>power goes out
>battery turns on

>>4893082
>battery runs out
>lose ability to use meme currency

>>4892997
>power goes out
>cant use credit card

>>4892997

>Currency goes out
>Loses ability to power

happened with me

>>4892997
>power goes out
>not enough light to search for coins in wallet

>>4893082
>>4893122
>>4892997
>power goes out
>battery goes out
>time to activate the solar panels

do you keep your money in cash?

>EMP attack
>entire nation's wealth vanishes

>>4893239
>power goes out
>can't pay for parking for my Tesla Roadster with IOTA
>that's okay, activate my Tesla solar panels
>turn up backlight to read the latest news article about Elon Musk beginning construction on a rebranded Dyson sphere
>notification of IOTA leaving my account and 10x coming in for the share of solar panels I bought to crowdfund the spacex-dyson ICO

>>4892997
>power goes out
>bought 16 solar panels 2 years ago
>invested in Solaris
Negligence of electrical operations resulting in power shortage/blackout/brownout is a criminal offense here anyway.

>>4893239
>the great dark winter approaches

>>4893359
Saying blackout and brownout is racist.

>power goes out
>sell my stack of disposable lighters & toilet paper

>>4893041
that's why you diversity with gun and liquor investments

>>4893375
Fucking Manhattan.

>>4893328
>power goes out
>thanks to global warming all water has evaporated forming a dense cloud layer blocking all sun
>solar flare causes DDOS of dyson sphere
>quantam cerebral chip converts all crypto-kitties into crypto-space-kitties
>uses remaining shitcoins to rent crypto-space-kitty cum
>mass insemination grinds ethereum network to a halt
>intergalatic judicial smart contracts freeze up
>space real estate becomes worthless
>purchase the entire andromeda galaxy for about tree-fiddy
>mfw

>>4892997
>power goes ability
>use currency to lose out

there's not much time...

https://discord.gg/Ng2suYu

get in here

>>4892997
> Power goes out
> Lose ability to use credit card

>>4892997

> POWR goes down
> mummy runs out of milk

>invest in toy money
>can't actually use it to buy stuff

>>4893239
>sun goes out

>>4893359
>sun goes out
>lose ability to use currency

>>4892997
>power goes out
>lose ability to use 4chan

THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT

>>4893585
/thread

>>4893585
>4chan goes out
>actually go outside and make friends and a gf

>>4892997
solar panels

>Dog ate my Trezor Wallet

FML Going to stick my head in the stove

>>4893576
>sun goes out
>create a new one close to the solar system with the stellar generator I just bought with BTC
>planets begin to gravitate towards my star
>impose a tax on the solar monopoly I now have, charging ADA for every megawatt
>ADA price rises to next galaxy
>mfw I have the galactigates

>>4892997
ok