/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4877761

>>4877761
>Invested my $50
What's the fucking point?

yo homie there's this shit called chainlink or some shit like that idk
this nigga found the oracle and she had sum problems and he solved it or smthing

>>4877761
Get out as quickly as you can.

Umm no blacks.

I’m the pro at this

>>4877809

Mel mugga my nigga, got shit figured out

>>4877827
>Posting Coinbase stats on your story
I'm guilty of the same thing but normies flock to my dms for advice

>>4877827
>“Stock”
>my
>SIDES

and to think they'll make more than most of /biz by just buying and holding

>>4877761
>I invested 50$

>>4877829
What the hell are they even talking about

>>4877793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkBa6H_-8TI
this is actually a very good explanation of chainlink

I have Like 12 more of these lol

>>4877761
those aren't normies those are monkeys

>>4877874
Well imagine doing that 5 months ago lol

Fucking niggers

Don't forget. We find the replacement for BTC and get in on it before the normies get dumped on as they're all jumping over each other to get in on the new hotness

>>4877761
Oh man I cringe at the retardedness of the normies... These are the people taking my damn money from my alts.

Fucking bullshit.

>mentions bitcoin up 20% in a day on facebook
>has conversations with girls he hasnt heard from in years
Looks like being myself has finally paid off

>>4877761
Still not as bad as having a family member selling amway.

>>4877951
>He stays in alts during a BTC bullrun

You're even dumber than the normies

>>4877907
it's a scam dude u never get the actual coins u just get an address

Why does this make me so angry, wtf is wrong with me?

>>4877947
>dis russian hacker nigga made smart contracts and shit

>>4877977
Burgers have taxes faggot. I don't fuck around with the IRS.
Say you trade to BTC bullrun and you made 10k from alts and then BTC flash crashes to way less. You now are the hole for 3k to the IRS and it doesn't matter that BTC took your money.

>>4878020
Because people are (probably) going to profit effortlessly on things that you spent years of daily study in

>>4877790
Clever boy

>>4877877
Jesus fucking Christ does he not understand literally anything about blockchain technology. It's like he thinks there's some Bitcoin company out there that holds real physical bits or some shit and only gives you a certificate of ownership. Maybe if you're in an exchange like a retard. This motherfucker probably thinks physical gold is the most important thing as if the value isn't propped up as hard as the dollar is. Literally everything is fiat to some extent.

>>4877829
Jesus Christ, SELLLLLLLLLLL!

>>4878029
If BTC crashes then the alts crash too, so there's not really any point in not going to BTC. There are too many threads of people saying "Ah yeah I had 20 BTC at one point in alts now I am down to just 1 BTC in alts"

It's the BTC Singularity, sooner or later all alts will drop to 1 Satoshi

>>4877761
>>4877791
Nice just bought $50

>>4878029
Wrong, you pay taxes on whatever hits your bank account.

>>4878193
kek

>>4878205
Ronnie is the ken m of crypto

>>4877809
>tyrone

Kek

WHERE MY SCAMMERS AT?! AHAHAH WE KEEP ON STUNTIN ON WHYTE BOIS AYYY 2018 WILL BE LIT

>>4877790
underrated

>>4877761
>"Nigga we been gubb gib ma zib zab"
Fucking trash

>>4878205
nigga what...?
im so confused at this point....

>>4877790
/thread

>>4877829
THERE'S NO GOLD IN FORT KNOX, ONLY FORT BOGDANOFF

>>4878306

>$50

LOL

At least $100

>mfw they'll be posting normie versions of "pink wojacks" on facebook when BTC crashes hard.

Fk these normies are cringe pathetic. Bandwagon riding pieces of SHET REEE

>>4877874
dream on buddy even if they make 10 times there money I still have them beat badly. Plus u know I'll make 10 times too.

>>4877809
Randy is no Normie, he knows how to leverage his 401(k) and made 50% gains by this point

>>4877809
Randy's my nigga with dat GBTC, comfy hedge against my dying alts

>>4877761
told you its pajeet currency

>>4877951
Who the fuck makes these wojacks?

>>4877809
and who is going to give you this "millionaire" money may i ask? some dum shit who still buys it when taxes hit it? when people become so upset about the currency they start to kill the profiters because everyone will eventually notice its just a another pyramid scam to move money from one people to another, leaving the other(your hunter/killer) with nothing before they go inside?

you think you can hide when you got a lambo on your street and you boasted about your profits in bitcoin in the local bar?

>>4877761

>seminar

die

this thread makes me realize just how fucking stupid the average person is.

I really don't want to be a part of this anymore.

Some of these normies are smarter than a good portion of /biz/. Now they may type like monkey but there's a reason they at least have some other success in life while a lot of you are NEETs, it's because you don't yet see it but you are dumb people.

>>4878014
Yo bro you can go to the address to get yo coin just follow gogle map

>>4877761
Dawnn Lee has a better investment thesis than 90% of the fuckers here

>>4877829
>petra dollar
REQ confirmed to enter final stage soon

>>4878039
>>4878020

this makes me want to sell so bad. these normalshits are the biggest challenge to hodling right now I swear to god

>>4877805

normie arguments are the best because it shows how fucking retarded buttcoiners are, in the simplest of ways

>"lmaooo nigga tf u buying monopoly money for jus so u hope some otha nigga will buy it from u too lmaooo"

>>4878228
2nded

Think I need to set up a "free" seminar that leads into a $5k personal coaching course on "Investing In Crypto Currencies"...

Off to make my landing page and FB ads. Wish me luck /biz

>>4877952
>”you know anon I’ve had the crush on you for the longest time??? I just never knew how to express myself to you”

>>4878853
>now teach me how to bitcoin
M’lady

>>4878852
This is the real way to make money. There's far more money to made in brokering normies into crypto than trading shitty altcoins

Just imagine how dumb the average person is. 50% are even dumber.

>>4877761
NIGGA WE BEEN USING BITCOIN FOR YEARS
like pharaohs and sheeit
WE
WUZ

>>4878205
LMAO /biz/ buy land in the North Pole!!! We can literally dig up BitCoins!!!!!
Fucking bell either this guy is trolling or is the worlds dumbest mother fucker

Most viewed post on Sweden's largest general internet forum right now:

"Just took out a $30,000 unsecured loan to buy bitcoins"

>>4877829
This one is talking about gold etf, not BTC.

>>4879779
Isn't BTC haram?

Bitcoin is the devil.

>>4880225
Bitcoin isn't fucking ready for this shit.
So many tears. So much blood.
Brainlet-tier faggots are about to collide with Autist-tier technology and it's not going to be pretty.

>>4878205
AHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

>>4877877
That post made me want to throw my physical bitcoins that are in my wallet right now in the trash

>>4877947
*monero slides in with some darknet drugs quietly*

>>4878679
monkeys are below average intelligence though.

>>4878332
Damn Renee dats one woke SisStarr!!

>>4878205
Poor Ronnie.
He's probably part of a concrete foundation in some construction yard now.

>>4877829
Fucken hell when i was a teenage dickhead back in 2001 reading fucken PIlger and Chomsky I sounded like like a fucking NIGGER!

calm down guys, these people couldn't even explain how real money works either

>>4877761
Holy shit. Niggers are getting into bitcoin. Time to abort this mission.

>>4877790
top kek

>>4880239
>the year is 2054
>every child has their wallet QR engraved on their forehead at birth
>e-begging pajeets turn to real begging, hoping to be the lucky pajeet to smuggle away 0.000000000000001 BTC to feed their family for the night

Please tell me this isn't like the moment when Joe Kennedy got stock tips from the shoe shine boy.


BTC price will eventually correct and then they'll leave, right?

>>4877914

Stop telling normies everything

>>4877791
>be me
>old fag on the chans
>always seeing stupid shit string addresses post god damn everywhere
>some nigger decides to buy in 50 dollars worth of btc when it was at $250 two years ago
>I tell myself what's the fucking point
I finally got in much later but there is a point to this shit

>>4877790
BRUTAL

>>4877877

Holy fuck that post gave me an aneurysm

>>4878769

Ahh. What could have been

Looks comfy af

>>4878715

Where did biz touch you?

>>4877790
>[ ]not told
>[x]fucking told

I'm a normie that has invested a small amoount of money when bitcoin was at 400 dollars

I used a paper wallet, but I forgot everything in the meantime.

I've done my research and found two ways so sell.

- the easy but not safest way: paper wallet --> Blockchain.info --> Coinbase

- the hard but safer way : paper wallet --> Electrum --> Bitsamp

Which one would you recommend?

I have had iron hands so far, but I'm cashing out at soon as btc hits 25k

>>4878205
Ronnie is the real Satoshi

All this time bitcoins were in North Pole, maybe near Santas grotto. Im buying a shovel and heading there.

>>4877952
>put up iphone for sale on craigslist
>have conversations with nigerians all over africa

its a scam bro just b urself

>>4881637
yes it's just a monthly hype, most people will sell soon enough after it mooned or crashed hard, forget about it, then it will gain attention again when it hits the next milestone

WE ARE THE EARLY ADOPTERS AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

>>4878306
Nasir knows what's up. He's a hustler

>>4880238
Not a simple answer
http://darulfiqh.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Research-Paper-on-Bitcoin-Mufti-Faraz-Adam.pdf

>>4881980
Pls help.

>>4881688
Implying he held it till now

>>4878756
Every single detail pisses me off.

>Weak arms
>Plastic rings
>Disgusting haircut
>Flabby jeans
>That watch

I can go on and on...

>>4880238
Our white minority is still not under sharia law.

>>4877829
>looses

>>4877790
Fpbp

>>4881980
You can get more by selling it for cash in person on localbitcoins. Though it might be hard to find people if you don't live near a big city.

On coinbase you have to "verify" your account and that could take weeks. Probably the same for bitstamp.

>>4878384
You have no idea how poor black people can be. That $50 is all they can afford.

>>4882153
Yeah nah I sold all my btc. It could drop over the weekend.

>>4877761
How can one tell that something is complicated just by its name?

>>4877761
It's also kinda funny hearing dumb normies / black people / white trash try to use big words. It's like you can tell their wordstock is rusty
>block chain technology
>crypto currency
>to educate you on all aspects of the technology

>>4877761
its obviously BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT
they are talking about
they are niggers after all lmao

It's amazing. Here we have a group of people cherry picking bad conversations between a few uneducated people and generalize all "normie" based off that. How is that now lowest common denominator behavior. How is that not "normie" behavior? Fucking retards.

>>4881269
kek

>>4877877
>it's digital money that you never hold
Does this retard realise that 97% of fiat money is digital?
Not like there's any difference between fully digital and printed on worthless paper.

>>4882637
Thanks man.

What wallet do you recommend (coming from a paper wallet): mycelium, electrum or blockchain.info?

>>4878306
>>4878332
>>4878354
the grammar and spelling in these threads is top cringe. who talks like this?

>>4878622
honestly, its the only reason I keep coming back. they are excellent.

>>4877790

BUBBLERUUUUUUUU

>>4882520
Just bought 50 dollars worth of snus from Sweden after coming back from Scandinavia

>>4884208
nigs, pajeets, white trash

>>4877761
WE

>>4877761
AYO HOL UP

What's this NGR coin

>>4877877
Imagine when blockchain companies succumb to SJW hiring policies like the rest of the tech sector and have to hire people like this

>>4877829
fucking hell lol. this made me smile.

>>4884426
The good old faxe with "rugbrod and pålæg"

>>4877877
Wake up Sheeple!

>>4878205
Satoshi = Santa CONFIRMED

>>4878205
this is a troll. this must be a troll. a very funny troll.

>>4878715
This. Some of those nigs are pretty alright, like the nig grill that talked about the seminar or that black market launderer kek.

OC

>>4877790

You son of a

>>4877877
Is he a boomer? Sounds like one.

>>4878306
>real investors know what's up
>i'm all in or nothing
kek keep these coming

>>4878205
Ronnie knows...

TAKE. HIM. OUT.

>>4877790
Damn will OP ever recover

>>4885521
this anti boomer meme is cancer.

>>4884040
kek
you do realize that you can go from paper to any exchange and dont have to use any of the wallet services, right?

>>4882637
Took under 3 minutes for Coinbase to verify my Ontario drivers license.

>>4877877

>>4877790
you win this thread

>>4878306
>my personal banker told me not to invest in it

>>4885634
Why?
You understand it is a meme for a reason.
Most people hate boomers because boomers unironically believe that the economy, job market, and stock market are still the same as they were when they were 20 something.
And then they start shitting on the younger gens for "having it good" while dying with nothing left for their children and in most cases heavy amounts of debt when they lived through some of the most prosperous times in american history.
Boomers are cancer and deserve to be shit on for allowing this shit to get to this point.

>>4878393
Christopher gets it.

>>4878205
This has to be a shitpost. A normalfag wouldnt be this retarded

This happened last week. The guy is someone I know who is a janitor. He's now bought litecoin and ripple.

>>4878209
Have fun dealing with tax fraud in the future if you have a significant amount at all and you're in the US.

>>4881780
Of course it looks comfy you fucking mongoloid it's propaganda. That is literally its fucking job jesus christ.

>>4878769
>>4881780
>>4886528
not sure little suzie is doing so well

>>4886561
oh lol its a doll, i thought it was a little retard baby

>>4885912
I'm in my 30's and made that boomer comment, I have an ex-wife, kids, degree, good job, etc. I'm financially fucked by them. Believe me when I say this, they ruined shit for me and it's only going to get worse for you. Fuck boomers.

I weep for my children and before you forget, they are the ones that crashed the housing market, hit me the worse since I was just staring out.

luckily for us normies only buy sub $100 amounts of crypto. Although they're flooding the market right now, they don't hold nearly as much as some of us.

Don't foget this gem, " According to a 2017 GoBankingRates survey, 57 percent of Americans have less than $1,000 in their savings accounts, and 39 percent have no savings at all.

96% of burgers don't have 1k in their savings. People with over a few grand in crypto already have a leg up on 99% of the normies.

>>4886654
>crypto was supposed to transfer wealth from the rich
>they'll just dump millions of dollars in when bitcoin is 20k a piece and still be ahead

>>4877829
I see cory knows about (((them)))

>too much of a brainlet to understand bitcoin ups and downs and when I should've bought in
>didnt have money and still barely have any

this thread was made for me

>>4878029

>don't make money because then you'll have to pay a portion of it in taxes

this is the kind of airtight logic i come to /biz/ for

>>4877829
HAHAHA holy shit, sometimes you can't blame the elites for taking advantage of us

>>4877790
rekt. anybody going to op's funeral?

>>4877877

>Still does not have the material bitcoin in hands.

>>4877877
Ronnie never got his coins in the mail? dude got scammed

>>4878205
This man is obviously unstable. There are no bitcoins in the North Pole. Bitcoin is a digital currency that lives solely on the distributed ledger. There are no bitcoins in the North Pole. Do not go looking for them. Only cold and death awaits.

>>4878228

I didn't think so at first, but the North Pole post can't possibly be sincere

>>4887010

Ya that what all yall keep sayin but why tell me not to go if it's not there?

They dont even fly planes over that damn pole.... I wonder why...

>>4887077

they don't fly planes over it because if they did everyone could look out the window and see that the earth is flat

>>4881269
Ayy lmao

>>4887077
Thats what I'm sayin fr.. niggas be so defensive.. I'm booking my ticket rn ain't missin out on dis shit

>>4879779
Leverage habbenning

Beginning of the end confirmed

>>4887010
This guy is a liar, why do you think the US and Russia have "science" bases there? Fuck you dude, I'm going to go on SharkTank, raise a million, and get an expedition going and be a billionaire. Then I'll come back and start my t-shirt business. Suck it, LOSER!

>>4877790
goodnight op

>>4877790
topkek

I honestly don't understand half of what they are trying to say, it literally looks like a bunch of jibberish to me. It feels like some retard talking about a car engine even though he never even changed his oil.