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>cleaning the attic
>find an old xbox 360
>pick it up
>sees a harddrive
>remember having ubuntu on it
>3 days later
>boot it up
>some old stuff from 2010
>find some old shitty html-code that i made back then
>find a wallet.dat
>no way
>downloads the bitcoin core to be safe
>load wallet.dat
>24,166.034431
>24,166 fucking bitcoins

I'm so scared right now, I can barely type.
How do I continue with this? I already threw up.
I just want to cash out safely.

I still don't know if this is a dream or not.

>> No.4859225

nice larp

>> No.4859228

>>4859209
you're full of shit. there's no way.

>> No.4859230

Sweet, send me a couple and I'll make sure they still work for you

1JdT9x1ZLE9mzXKVhbM7NecdJDGUULjFh5

>> No.4859237

wake up. no really, you gotta wake up, you’ll be late

>> No.4859250

>>4859209
how long did it take you to download the blockchain?

>> No.4859258

>>4859209
Congrats if not larping. You made it.

>> No.4859259

>>4859209

Does biz larp more than pol?

>> No.4859262

You mean to tell me you don't remember mining bitcoin. Nice larp.

>> No.4859264

bad larp

>> No.4859269

Now invest all of them in chainlink

>> No.4859272

If this isn't a larp, I would hire a tax lawyer because you're going to either pay them or pay big daddy Uncle Sam all the same.

>> No.4859277

>>4859209
Post your public address let's see the wallet

>> No.4859284
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4859284

Throw the drive in the trash. Bitcoin is a bubble.

>> No.4859292

>>4859250
Like a whole day, took forever.

>> No.4859296

>>4859209
hey kid at least make the larps somewhat believable

>> No.4859300
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4859300

send me 5 BTC as proof anon
1LifbjUT5S9Ju6rUWfbUG2nSzugXGzHZ1t

>> No.4859306

>>4859292
lol, just 1 day?

mhmm..

>> No.4859308

182XmdDrz8K41DStQL3aTv5NyrTsDpUhqp

Dude even one of those send my way would change my life. I can help you with learning to cash out. Hit me up: Robs4488@mail.com

>> No.4859309

>>4859209

>Has a possible $362,000,000 on an old x-box harddrive.
>asks 4chan for advice

I don't believe it.

>> No.4859317

send me 1 to prove your claim

1F465EnnJPKug4APPBLzVGqNWp1XS3Kjts

>> No.4859319

>>4859209
Proof anon.

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4859322

>>4859209
Hehe he thinks he can cash out!!l lmfao top Kek op

>> No.4859327

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

>> No.4859328

Is datamining really that profitable? I know that you sell btc addresses and through info they get linked to places where you get them from and where they appear at, then the company would target the user with ads and shit. I guess pajeets mostly do these threads.

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4859329

>>4859209
OP if you send some my way I will forever be in your debt. I will help you cash out, just help a poorfag out wouldya?

>> No.4859335

>not remembering you mined btc ever in your life

larp

>> No.4859336
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4859336

Post proofs OP

>> No.4859340

Nice larp, I read the whole greentext and everything.

>> No.4859341

>>4859209
>Move out of the USA asap book a flight with bitcoin
>Go to St. Kitts and apply for citizenship just like Roger Ver did (he can even help you pay for it with BTC)
>Chill on St. Kitts and enjoy cashing it out.

>> No.4859353

1NpxnuU5YkoPxGST1PAyDmb6JXfzbXvyTC

Prove it

>> No.4859363

>>4859209
don't stay alone in this, I want to know what you're feeling
1Pf3GYn4awDNg2gCMPQLUiQUbkNhhh5Rao

>> No.4859365

>>4859209
>24,166 BTC
If you really do have that many bitcoins, 1 BTC would help me out of debt bro, be an angel

16CmJXgj6hNEAYBdHFCiLynrhZJjUdMqSr

>> No.4859366

>>4859329
Here's my address, pliz send :)
1CGNFe1DcqSNcuovYv1VATdQx9fJAZKR12

>> No.4859378

Why would anyone in that position even tell strangers online LOL

gtfo and make some friends fgt

>> No.4859384
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4859384

How do you keep falling for this, /biz/ is literal low energy board.

>> No.4859385

if you’re honest i will confirm your story in this thread. send 1 BTC to:

1F465EnnJPKug4APPBLzVGqNWp1XS3Kjts

Thanks a lot!

>> No.4859387

>buy 25,000 btc
>forget you did that
Yes, I'm sure that happened. Are you retarded?

>> No.4859390

>>4859209
are you sure it isnt 24166mBTC? Still 40k find.

>> No.4859395

>>4859209
Congrats brother!!

I lost 10 so I know how it feels.

1L8ADKZ42Xc9KDRCWh8e62Ck3TSLEzYh6g

>> No.4859404

>>4859209
larping pajeet

>> No.4859414

Lucky son of a bitch. Every day I regret not listening to the assholes on here in 2010 saying to get into bitcoin

>> No.4859433

>no proof
every time

>> No.4859447

The only thing sadder than larpers are people who beg in larp threads.

>> No.4859472

>>4859209
i have old modded xbox. I'm going to go check, were would i find the wallet?

>> No.4859475

bullshit

>> No.4859504

I am happy about your findings. Don’t stress about it you’ll be just fine. If you donate one BTC to me you will at least know you are a kind and generous person and should feel good about that.

14uuUnC8oM59s9PUdovgW14cCmzq1XFYPp

>> No.4859512

>>4859472
Do bitcoins just magically appear on modded xboxes?

>> No.4859556

>This thread will be filled with begging Pajeets
Seriously, stop falling for this shit you stupid brown subhumans.

>> No.4859576

>>4859512
i bought it at a garage sale few years ago. has a ton of old games and junk on it. i never looked close, but whoever did it was good with computers. i will go hook it up and let you guys know.

>> No.4859580

Hey man, you wouldn't mind sending a few of those coins my way? It'd really help with paying my college tuition, be good my dudes

14Qo4zgW8LcQ4LF1SBxFMWuujUUdSRguuX

>> No.4859582

>>4859472
Why do you think that there all of a sudden would be bitcoin on it?

>> No.4859593

Fuck off beggars.

>> No.4859598

The best thing to do would be to send one of them to 1F67VHVQtyYchUdFQnfKT42QGuK5A251UH just to check that they work.

>> No.4859605

>>4859209
you can start slowly cashing it out on coinbase. It'll take you fucking forever but you can do it.

also if true please god give me some it would change my life
1Nb4X7Cy91QNF1W4NDzyXAi9ueJYGzivQp

>> No.4859613

>>4859512
jtag software came standard equipped with a load btc wallet when the coin was worthless, just an old dev easter egg for laughs. I dusted off my old 360 last week and found ~3btc.

>> No.4859618

>click thread expecting to see a wall of btc addresses from dirt poor pajeets and underage faggots
I'm hate what this board has become.

>> No.4859625

Please help a poor fag out

365HvGy9AKVBd6x5RwKrRXEK7PC9E5XgkA

>> No.4859629

>>4859209
post the address

>> No.4859630

Alright OP, you have several options and quite honestly you may want to use many of them, as there won't be one quick way to take all the money out. You probably want professional help for some of this too especially taxes.
Start by getting organized, Excel sheet with your current Bitcoin count, keep track any time you sell some and keep track of your exit price when you sell.
Why not pull some money out now? GDAX would be best for wiring larger amounts. Keep track of all of your withdrawals because anything you put into your bank account will be taxed, and if there's any quicker way to lose your money it's fucking around with the IRS. This is where a professional may really come in handy.
Lots of gold/silver sellers will accept Bitcoin, large amounts even. This is not a bad way to go.
You can also withdraw through Bitcoin ATMs if you have any near you but at a much slower rate.
Or, if you can back up your claims, you may find some way to sell most of them at once via peer to peer exchange. Meaning if you can get noticed, some rich fuck, whale or celebrity may actually be willing to buy all this from you, though likely at a little bit of a discount. But if you can pull it off that would be the fastest.
Of course above all, stay quiet and calm in front of others. Not a word about any of this. Your best friend, your significant other, your family. NOBODY can know. They can find out when you're living on your own island.

>> No.4859637

Share the love baby

1GYk4Uvvr6pur3G5dDLPsTtBiXPpevdA9i

>> No.4859639

kill everyone in this thread

>> No.4859668

>>4859230
>>4859300
>>4859308
>>4859317
>>4859353
>>4859363
>>4859365
>>4859366
>>4859385
>>4859395
>betting on the internet
is there are lower form of life

>> No.4859679

>>4859309
I would ask here
I trust you guys

>> No.4859683

Cash some 5m out nowish and live the rest of your life a king, but you prolly larping. Can we kick these retarded pajeets out of biz, stop begging fags.

>> No.4859691

>>4859209

Please anon...even .1 would give my family a happy christmas.

1MaYYjVKG5hcfNEW1f9GtawZvBVniiLJZ1

>> No.4859694

>>4859639
This. Kill me too. I want to die.

>> No.4859704

>>4859209
Post address

>> No.4859707

>>4859629
never mind. op is a big fat phony

https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html

>> No.4859717

>Make shit troll thread
>Pajeet tidal wave of beggars
Every fucking time lmao.

>> No.4859733

>>4859209

I believe you anon, I would be so happy if you sent over a bitcoin! I will leave this place forever and pay my debt

12gF7PLWg4m3eaAT2Gc1mswj2UtLNp5JJf

>> No.4859735

>>4859328
To data mine the correlated wealth of biz

>> No.4859737

>>4859679
Provide photo evidence... of 24,166 with a time stamp

>> No.4859738
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4859738

help a dude out

ill send foggy nudez
1TQVu7vYVjiQeQhB2smsNuAbg3Hc329w2

>> No.4859759

>>4859209
Please transfer 1 BTC if true. Even if you gave 1 btc to everyone in this thread you are loaded.

19TqBCqBYsozc4b55hkvDGdioP4eXpPcZc

>> No.4859764

nice larp....prove it b/ro


1LkvXyvyzu3ZyMFGSMBCD5Wa3Tt8feThTB

>> No.4859768

>THERE IS LITERALLY NO BTC ADDRESS ANYWHERE WITH 24166BTC
WHY DO YOU SUBHUMANS KEEP POSTING YOUR ADDRESSES?????????????????????????????????????

>THERE IS LITERALLY NO BTC ADDRESS ANYWHERE WITH 24166BTC
WHY DO YOU SUBHUMANS KEEP POSTING YOUR ADDRESSES?????????????????????????????????????

>THERE IS LITERALLY NO BTC ADDRESS ANYWHERE WITH 24166BTC
WHY DO YOU SUBHUMANS KEEP POSTING YOUR ADDRESSES?????????????????????????????????????

>> No.4859781

>>4859209
just sell it all and be free anon.. you have managed to cut the chains from our jew overlords

>> No.4859792

>>4859209
If not larping, you're set for life.
Enjoy it!

>> No.4859849
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4859849

>>4859668
(You)

>>4859717
Let the people dream!

>> No.4859914
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4859914

>>4859209
"Lmao guys I forgot I was a billionaire xDDDddd"

Anyone who believes anything ITT is a retard

>> No.4859916

>>4859335

Yea, I might believe it if it were 10 bitcoins. No one who mined over 24k bitcoins would have forgotten about it, lol.

>> No.4860005

This is 100% and really happened.

>> No.4860076
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4860076

>>4859209
wow just like the bing bong theorm

>> No.4860126

>>4859209
Go fuck yourself you stupid fucking liar

>> No.4860202

send some to
13DDxLUUjrZr2jhAVXx4Tqf8Ly4tW3QGZi

>> No.4860257

selling that amount of btc would be very tricky without crashing the market. you'd need to sell it privately to an investor or group, or maybe open an account with every exchange possible and bleed it out over a long time.

>> No.4860260

>>4859209
do a 360 and walk away

>> No.4860717

post proof autist

>> No.4860726

>>4859209
well i got my xbox on. its original xbox. it has xleash program, i looked at all the files that i can see and no sign of any bitcoin wallet. anybody is there another way to look at files on it?

>> No.4860744

>>4859292
143hDXHsefNTgPrsqL9g1b13Z3QjQ2B8a4

I need to feed my children!

>> No.4860794

>>4860744
Eat your children

>> No.4860819
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4860819

>>4859209
proove it fagot

if you have so many, surely one wouldn't make a difference

send it me so any other anon that posted here so we'l know you are not full of shit

otherwise, how can I be jealous of something seemingly made up?

16w86RVmVCAgt81fXCGPhUtU9sDhNqcsSB


I dare you

>> No.4860911

I'm fuckin begging please send me 1BTC so i can change my life.

1PwrACrEdwpSnE4Jr66eUfGQ3CsHNyPKrp

>> No.4860926
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4860926

>>4859209
>cleaning the house
>find an old hard drive
>throw it in the trash
>months later remember I had 7500 BTC on it
>mfw

>> No.4860967

>>4859292
Don't forget the icing on the cake
You got the same amount in all the Bitcoin forks too

>> No.4860979
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4860979

>>4859209
le ebin trader

>> No.4861024

just sign us something with ur private key

>> No.4861040

1C7TDSLgpM93obGxKpJSG8b9GdFDuy9rpt

help me out, anon, please!
Congrats btw.

>> No.4861081

>>4859209
Nobody believes you fagface

>> No.4861083

>>4859209
Cash out little at a time or just buy shit with it

>> No.4861169

1CTzA5rAFUACxY5MdECRBah7T6bbmNHPqi

please sir just one small bitcoin I would sing your praises to the ends of the earth

>> No.4861170

>>4861081
I love this place.

>> No.4861214

If you guys really want btc just join the giveaway group https://discord.gg/eQNqZeC

>> No.4861297

>>4859768
It's 100% fake but do you realize how that nice site showing you btc addresses works? They cant index addresses that dont make transactions

>> No.4861301

>>4859209
I know what do
Gibst me da bitcoins
1CT2G97Nxi7hNqmEdv9UuCebwRRNbPDQ9C
I go to bitcoin ATM
I getzt da money
I send da money in box

Trust me
Im nigerian prince

>> No.4861410
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4861410

We are doing a pump tomorrow. Coin will be announced right before the pump https://discord.gg/rahPMNW

>> No.4861512

>>4859209
If this is real then send 50 btc. The gov won't let you keep all that shit anyway so you can write the transfer off as and expense. If you deliver then I'll try to help you. By god I will. This is serious money and if you're not smart you'll be killed for it.

1DBi6Fy9gZLWTh7zsEvfAUBaNxZRxJDUzm

Best of luck OP. I wish I still had my old wallet.

>> No.4861681
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4861681

>>4859209

plz anon gib mi 0.25btc, lost it like 2 months ago and i still havent recovered.

1JPnCdveRRbhcwCa77ZNfmqv715HBBZE6C

>> No.4861737

Crypto Chat. Good Community

https://discord.gg/nX3M59X

>> No.4861871

>>4859292
May I please have one? Would change ma life - 17xaZ5vF2sfMvSsmwsfbqwKJvjcREaP76Q

>> No.4861902

>>4859209
Gibs 1 btc plox

1Q3CQ6qwRcEJDVbA4gZ7oWZt8SKx8wxBho

>> No.4861960

>>4859209
here you can make some real money https://discord.gg/3UQ4jc

>> No.4862028

>>4859322
i turned 250$ into 12k in a year. work asbestos removal at rate (50$ an hr)

why cant i do both

>> No.4862037

can I have one so I can tell my boss to fuckoff and enjoy christmas? bless your heart

1Fa256kYRJdAiWjmjQtpzFrgcg38eY2xC5

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4862052

>>4859209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C0fxoot-7c

1CGj14qQNVREGnYA34yGtTTPHkcbeU2EUR

>> No.4862080

1AijQXxTjtKPmudyMy7mWCzmepUBi6zkAi

ayyyyyy

>> No.4862171

>>4859209
If this is a larp congrats