/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4857862
most bitcoin hodlers are clinically retarded

>>4857862
>Half this forum is smart
It's a lot less than half.

who cares? it doesn't cost me anything and maybe someday an actually generous idiot comes along.

free money is kinda pointing to pump groups
https://discord.gg/JVYeMbh

>>4857862
>Can easily move funds
>Don't care
>Need private keys to access wallet

Keep trolling.

I trust that some people are kind hearted by nature and want to share their wealth as I would do if I fucking had any to share.

Why is that such a bad thing? Some people want others to succeed too.


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>>4857862
Before you crossboarders and other reddit-like idiots showed up, people here were giving each other shitcoins multiple times a week, before that btc too. I don't know how many free coins I got from /biz/. Then curry infestation pajeets spread and this turned into a begging hellhole.

>>4857862
>data mining
>public addresses
That's like stealing street names.

>>4857862
cuz the balance on mine is 0

Instead of waiting for a miracle you can support Ver on /r/bitcoin and get guaranteed BCH

It feels like this board gets dumber every month. You're supposed to report those scam and begging threads, but I imagine this place is filled with so many 3rd world impoverished foreigners and degenerates who have their entire life savings on crypto. These fuckhats will probably suck a dick for a few dollars worth of BTC.

Oh noooooo, they a wallet address that exists oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>4858659
until quantum computers arrive.

>>4859181
See? This creature can't even type cohesive english

>>4859181
>>4859240

they know of*

People used to give BTC away. The demographic of this board changed

People used to want others to win too

>>4859320

>>4857862
>Half this forum is smart
You're wrong about this buddy.

>>4857862
I don't understand why they even do it.
I get that pajeets want free money, that makes sense. Hope does a lot for a person.
Yet I don't get what anyone is wasting time collecting addresses? They'll never be able to match it wtih a private key.

>>4859320
i dont believe you

is there a new community somewhere

>https://discord DOT gg/pc4gFx4

there's a whole discord full of retards doing that right now

>>4859610
They really did
Used to be 50 Bitcoin giveaway threads daily like it was nothing

Someone gave me 55 ETH last year but I refreshed MyEtherWallet without saving the wallet file and lost them

>>4859650
kill me

this board is insufferable at times but i dont know any better site

>>4859610
There aren't any

All of those people just got rich and are living in luxuy right noow

If you gave me bitcoin, i would cherish you, worship you, sacrifice pygmies for you, labour for you, indulge in you, i would ignite every faculty of your being so that you may be but a scintillating star illuminating the world for those around you. I would fragment your thinking, melt it down and mold it into a tool of greater potency, so that even within the dullest objects you may see the full technicolor spectrum of potential. With me you would find every waking moment saturated with bliss as we breezed through life hurdling over the tribulations faced with lesser humanity. I would take your heart on a journey so effervescent, the concept of reality would be of a mere afterthought in the vivid constructs of our psyche. To me, You are the most ravishing, scintillating and divine being one has ever happened upon. The radiance that you exude is of a magnitude so vast, it leads me to believe that I am in the presence of a being with a beauty unbeknownst to humankind. Your way of thinking, your cerebration demonstrates an intellect surpassing excellence, as if you possess inspiration from a higher deity.

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YES yes and YESS


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>>4859711
hope i can join them soon

i take it you werent so lucky, or why are you still here?

>half this forum is smart and the other half is just fucking dumb

It's a normal distribution

Of course 100% will still believe they are above average

>>4859889
I missed out because I didn't have money to begin with
Even now, I have 0 bitcoin
Life is hard

>>4859799
>maybe if i poste a long post and le epic funny pic someone will gib money
HAHA EPIC POST MY DUDE UP BOATED AND SENT ;)))))

>>4859918
i wish you luck brother

>>4857862

Boys, i finally found my old drive from 2009 with around 1000 BTC hidden away on it, in celebration i'm giving the first 4 anons with dubs 1 btc. Will deliver with snapshot

>>4859996
Thanks but I dont know if ill ever make it now
I have none and every other anon just got rich from the run

>>4860013
I wish this was the case
Would change my life

>>4860013
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>>4859939
There it is.

Circumference is 50 fucking centimeters.

Does any of you actually think that you could manage me in a street scenario? Can you even image yourself opening your mouth and looking anywhere expect your shoes while I grab your woman's ass and fuck her? That's right you can't. You will sit in a fetal position ducking your thumb while I move 45kg weights in a scott barbell curls positioning.

Thanks to these I have immense power that you will never have.

Alright now you know your places fucking rats. I had to inform you how things go in real life because here in Internet many think they are taught boys while trolling between hell and heven. If you meet me in a bar you better keep yourself in your cage for your own sake while I try out your women so she could get a real alphas dick.

Irritated? No can do. I enjoy my life.


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>>4860013
whyyyyyyyyyyy not me

>>4860077

So close anon, if only you'd have replied to my post.

>>4860013
ROLLING

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>>4857862
when facebook faggots are bragging about their "smart bitcoin investments" you know full on retard shit will follow.

>>4860029
BTC is a shitcoin and it will die soon unless LN gets released, quickly.

>>4860077
>1486178474209.jpg

>>4860013
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avoid duplicate

>>4860013
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pls respond

>>4860122
Well what do you hold? i only know of bitcoin and eth im noob when it comes to all others, still noob at them too clearly

>>4858507
Or, you know, you could just work for it.

>>4860013
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avoiding duplicate

>>4860013
>>4860155

pls

>>4860155
you NIGGER don't take my fucking dubs

>>4860013
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>>4860095
>>4860013

(You)
make an exception this one time, baby

>>4860013
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Usually I get it on second try.

>>4860155
i hold bch as a long term hold, their roadmap for 2018 looks excellent, they are quickly gaining adoption and they have tons of community activists, feels like the general bitcoin community in like 2013 or something

I hold plenty of salt now for december
some link, but that will probably not be valuable in 6 months and thats a big if

Boys, i finally found my old drive from 2005 with around 100,000 BTC hidden away on it, in celebration i'm giving the first 40 anons with trips 10 btc. Will deliver with snapshot

>>4860013
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another reroll

>>4860013
Here goes nothing.
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>>4860183

you two are just passers-by, you didn't respond to my post faggot so now your dubs are wasted. I've got plenty of BTC but i still value each coin, so i'm giving it to someone who actually responds to my post.

>>4857862
Rollin .

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>>4860013
Godbless

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>>4857862
/biz/ has suffered a pajeet infestation

>>4860299
noplease it would change my life

>>4860013
Howdy /biz/, folks call me Texas Junpei.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Cowoby (Western fan for you weeaboo faggots). I whittle sticks and make dum-dum bullets using my bowie knife, and spend my days perfecting my gunplay and playing superior western games. (bull riding, knife tricks, lasso)

I train with my Smith Wesson K38 special every day, chambered with cordite, this superior weapon can cut clean through three men standing one in front of the other, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my moseyin license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak American fluently, both Wisconsin and the Alabama dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about the older times, before the trains swept the gunslingers and cow-riders away with their iron rails, and I know the cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Boise to attend a prestigious rodeo to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an outlaw for the Hole in the Wall gang or a mysterious gunslinger who cleans up the town, and departs mysteriously, leaving only a vague hint that I am actually the spirit of a murdered sheriff, or death himself or something!

I own several gunbelts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I tip my hat to old timers and ladies of fine breeding and speak Texan as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Anyways, I'll be making /v/ my temporarily home if its not too much trouble, so long little doggies!


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Let's try again.
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>>4860013
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>>4860251
> 2005

>>4860333
>>4860299
i got trips aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>4860013
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Please Jebus. I need to buy a second computer screen

>>4860013
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>>4860354
But you didn't respond to original post.

>>4857862
>Half this forum is smart
More like 10%

>>4860013
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>4860013
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>>4860378
1%

>>4860013
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Huey Long. His share the Wealth progam is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp on wealth distribution most of the wealth will go over a typical syndies head. There's also Hueys's Paternal autocratic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Populist economics for instance. The Minuteman understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of SHARING THE WEALTH, to realise that they're not just sharing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Huey Long truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Hueys's existential catchphrase "EVERY MAN A KING," which itself is a cryptic reference to his own political theory. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Huey Longs genius wit unfolds itself on their second American Civil War. What fools.. how I pity them. ?? And yes, by the way, i DO have a American Union State tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ??

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>>4860013
Free reply for you
also fuck captcha

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>>4860013
I made it, finally >>4860400

>>4860013
rell

>>4860013
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Third time's the charm.
If I don't roll then I'm outta here.

>>4860013

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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>>4860400
WINNER

>>4860013
And I did it again >>4860433

>>4857862
one word: LINKies.

They are the mouthbreathers of /biz/

>>4860013
Anti-life equation.
loneliness + alienation + fear + despair + self-worth
÷ mockery ÷ condemnation ÷ misunderstanding
× guilt × shame × failure
× judgment n=y where y=hope and n=folly, love=lies, life=death, self=dark side

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>>4857862
What's data mining tho. What the fuck can people do with the Adresses alone? Pls no bully

All your wallet addresses have been noted, i'll make sure every single one of you gets exactly what you deserve. Thanks anons.

>>4860443
Fuck off Stallman you fat piece of shit.
>>4860013
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>>4860013
>It may seem strange, but I'm just like you (double think, clearly not like you)
>literal Vampire, symbol of Satanism/betrayal in ancient European folklore
>Vampirina parents own a Hostel for Monster "refugees." (Monsters kill humans. #NotAll)
>"I may be blue and have pointy teeth..." (evolutionary side effects of a cannibal/carnivorous life form that feeds at night.)
>"I'm not so different underneath." (strawman argument concerning the evident Vampire threat.)
>TRANSylvania
>rhyming effete with meet. (I shiggy diggy)
>Camouflage in society (human race "ONE RACE THE HUMAN RACE" culture shock)
>In secret either convert you to Vampirism or Kill you
Is this a deep state red pill by Disney??

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>>4860013
Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4Chan for 3 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted Trump. I fuck based black man exclusively. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day, and you'll beg to be my beta "provider."

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>>4860013
SHAMELESS BEGGING
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>>4858659
Kek

>>4858952
>cuz the balance on mine is 0

this

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HAVE AT IT

>>4860013
The Army defends Freedom of Speech, we don't practice it.
— George Blair

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>>4860013
Intelectual: Physical: Financial
Character Development Marksmanship Passive Income
Goal Achievement Survival Skills Minimalism
Always Curious Health Investment
Unique Perspective Endurance Debt Maitenance
Mystique and Fame Martial Arts Always 110%
Problem Solving Raw Power Marketable Skills

Virtues:
Innocence
Zeal
Discipline
Fortitude
Valour
Justice
Determination
Tolerance
Mercy
Compassion
Charity
Patience
Wisdom
Confidence
Idealism
Empathy
Honesty
Loyalty
Fidelity
Honour
Chastity
Temperence
Diligence
Patience
Gratitude
Humility

Vices:
Lust
Gluttony
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Pride


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>>4860477
No fucks to give no matter the answer, the wallet ain't worth much because I'm poor as shit and my paychecks go mostly to expenses

Also Reroll >>4860540

>>4860013
Lets do it

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>>4860013
>>4860487
You 've promised a snapshot.

>>4860013
>mfw 13 posts
>mfw still no dubs
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>>4860013
IQ by race:

• Ashkenazi Jews = 115
• East Asians = 106
• Whites = 100
• Inuits and Eskimos = 91
• South-East Asians = 87
• American Indians = 87
• Hispanics = 86
• American Blacks = 85 (average 24% White admixture)
• Middle East and North Africans = 84
• African Blacks = 67 (only 2% of Whites score this low)
• Australian Aborigines = 62
• Kalahari Bushman = 54
• Congo Pygmies = 54

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>>4860487
proof or GTFO fucking nigger

>>4860013
Highest National IQs:

• 108 Singapore
• 106 South Korea
• 105 Japan
• 105 China
• 102 Italy
• 101 Iceland
• 101 Switzerland
• 100 Austria
• 100 Netherlands
• 100 Norway

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>>4860013
Come on Daddy needs a new (used) car (Miata)
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>>4860013
Lowest National IQs:

• 68 Somalia
• 67 Guinea
• 67 Haiti
• 67 Liberia
• 66 Gambia
• 64 Cameroon
• 64 Gabon
• 64 Sierra Leone
• 64 Mozambique
• 59 Equatorial Guinea

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>>4860158
Or you could just not work for it, more efficient.

>mfw I once posted my wallet and some nigger sent me 1BTC
Good times, OP!

>>4860487
jokes on you, I only make enough money to pay my bills and other expenses. You can't hurt me though my wallet unless you first give me money then fuck it over.

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>>4860013
Blacks are proto-humans; modern man evolved from Blacks by hybridizing with the large-brain Neanderthals:

• Blacks = 2% Archaic admixture
• Whites = 4% Neanderthal
• Asians = 5% Neanderthal + Denisovan

Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between populations. Blacks have a genetic distance of 0.23 from Whites and Asians, but only 0.17 from Erectus. That means Blacks are more genetically proximate to archaic man than to modern man.

Blacks are the only race with no DNA from the large-brain Neanderthals. Civilizations didn't begin until the Neanderthal hybridization created the larger brains in modern man:

Brain Size by Race:

• Blacks = 1267 cm
• Whites = 1347 cm
• Asians = 1364 cm

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lmao why do you guys always talk about IQs?

as much as it hates to admit it, indians are by far the smartest.

you give an indian man an opportunity to succeed, and he never fucks it up.

medicine, law, business, everything...indians are fucking dominating the USA.

no one fucking cares about IQs of native indians just like no one fucking cares about IQs of rice farmer chinks.

just admit it that pajeets are murdering the USA with their intelligence.

>>4860670
>>4860628

I said you're all getting what you DESERVE, you'll find out soon enough if you're one of the original 12 posters who responded to my post.

>>4860685
I have to say, they didn't send the brightest Italians to the US.

>>4860013
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:^)

>>4860013
I'm not fond of the Jews

>>4860013
Whites' brains are faster, larger, denser, and more complex than Blacks' brains:

• 7% larger
• 126 grams heavier
• deeper fissuration in the frontal and occipital regions
• more complex convolutions
• larger frontal lobes
• more pyramidal neurons
• 16% thicker supra-grandular layer
• one standard deviation more cerebrum
• react faster on mental chronometry tests
• 600 million more neurons

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>>4860013
Roll

Are any of the discords legit though?

>>4860013
Blacks:
5% above 110 IQ
16% above 100 IQ
40% above 90 IQ
60% above 80 IQ
40% below 80 IQ
18% below 75 IQ
10% below 70 IQ

Whites:
10% above 120 IQ
18% above 115 IQ
27% above 110 IQ
40% above 105 IQ
50% above 100 IQ
60% below 105 IQ
35% below 95 IQ
15% below 85 IQ

As the New York Times put it, "...the difference in IQ points between the groups is quite significant. It means that the top sixth of Blacks score only as well on IQ tests as do the top half of Whites."

The least intelligent 10% of Whites have IQs below 80 (low functioning); 40% of Blacks do.

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>>4860013
Geniuses by Race (IQ 140 or higher):

• African Blacks 1:3,500,000 (0.000003%)
• American Blacks 1:218,000 (0.0004%)
• Whites 1:83 (1.2%)

So, the per capita genius rate for Whites is 41,000 times higher than it is for African Blacks.

If all Whites in America were replaced by Blacks, the number of geniuses in the country would fall from about 2.4 million to only about 1,000.

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>>4860487
I don't care if it's 1 BTC or .01 if you deliver
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>>4860013
no you wont
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>>4857862
data mine me daddy

>>4860722
dubs, plz deliver >>4860013

>>4860013
>>4860822

there i finally fucking did it holy fuck

>>4860854

Sent you 1 BTC, you're the only one who showed impressive dedication, the rest of you fags can learn something.

>>4859320

It's a familiar story. High trust community exists, thrives, people come in to take advantage of the high trust and ruins the community. See also: Europe

>>4860918
Count teh number of my posts. And I got 2 dubs btw.

>>4860940
I agree with that too

>>4860777
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pls deliver OP. Those digits are nice and you know it

>>4860918
nigga I've got three other boards im begging on too.
>>4860853
>>4860722 (Check'd)
>>4860613
>>4860540

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>>4860975

They're technically dubs but they're also not dubs, it's a grey zone, sorry bud.

>>4860013
KEK GIVE ME DUBS!

>>4861003
Lol

Need me that seed money for some gains.

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>>4861037
Oops forgot wallet.

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>>4861003
Please I have a high IQ and I can turn this into something, and I swear to never use more than 5% of it on shitcoin trading.

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One day soon if i get even a tenth of a btc from someone, I'm going to turn that motherfucker into a lifetime of wealth.

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>>4860013
steelin ur dubs

>>4860918
i want to believe

>>4861276
I wish you the best, while I will continue to shamelessly beg I also do not begrudge other's success.

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>>4861345
i haven't gotten anything yet, and he back off the posting proofs so unless its super slow im still in I want to believe. status

JUST.

>>4860013
teehee

>>4858586
but obviously not in this thread

>>4861655
Check'd
Time will tell anon, time will tell

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We are doing a pump tomorrow. The coin will be announced right before the pump https://discord.gg/rahPMNW

>>4860013
We made a mistake. That is the simple, undeniable truth of the matter, however painful it might be. The flaw was not in our Observatories, for those machines were as perfect as we could make, and they showed us only the unfiltered light of truth, The flaw was not in the Predictor, for it is a device of pure, infalliable logic, turning raw data into meaningful information without the taint of emotion or bias. No, the flaw was within us, the Orchestrators of this disaster, the sentients who thought themselves beyond such failings. We are responsible.

It began a short while ago, as these things are measured, less than 6^6 Deeli ago, though I suspect our systems of measure will mean very little by the time anyone receives this transmission. We detected faint radio signals from a blossoming intelligence 2^14 Deelis outward from the Galactic Core, as photons travel. At first, crude and unstructured, these leaking broadcasts quickly grew in complexity and strength, as did the messages they carried. Through our Observatories we watched a race of strife and violence, populated by a barbaric race of short-lived, fast-breeding vermin. They were brutal and uncultured things which stabbed and shot and burned each other with no regard for life or purpose. Even their concepts of Art spoke of conflict and pain. They divided themselves according to some bizarre cultural patterns and set their every industry to cause of death.

They terrified us, but we were older and wiser and so very far away, so we did no fret. Then we watched them split the atom and breech the heavens within the breadth of one of their single, short generations, and we began to worry. When they began actively transmitting messages and greetings into space, we felt fear and horror. Their transmissions promised peace and camaraderie to any who were listening, but we had watched them for too long to buy into such transparent deceptions. They knew we were out here, and they were coming for us.

>>4861958
>>4860013
The Orchestrators consulted the Predictor, and the output was dire. They would multiply and grow and flood out of their home system like some uncountable tide of Devourer worms, consuming all that lay in their path. It might be 6^8 Deelis, but they would destroy us if left unchecked. With aching carapaces, we decided to act, and sealed our fate.

The Gift of Mercy was 8^4 strides long with a mouth 2/4 that in diameter, filled with many 4^4 weights of machinery, fuel, and ballast. It would push itself up to 2/8th of light speed with its onboard fuel, and then begin to consume interstellar Primary Element 2/2 to feed its unlimited acceleration. It would be traveling at nearly light speed when it hit. They would never see it coming. Its launch was a day of mourning, celebration, and reflection. The horror of the act we had committed weighed heavily upon us all; the necessity of our crime did little to comfort us.

The Gift had barely cleared the outer cometary halo when the mistake was realized, but it was too late. The Gift could not be caught, could not be recalled or diverted from its path. The architects and work crews, horrified at the awful power of the thing upon which they labored, had quietly self-terminated in droves, walking unshielded into radiation zones, neglecting proper null pressure, safety or simply ceasing their nutrient consumption until their metabolic functions stopped. The appalling cost in lives had forced the Orchestrators to streamline the Gift's design and construction. There had been no time for the design or implementation of anything beyond the simple, massive engines and the stabilizing systems. We could only watch in shame and horror as the light of genocide faded in infrared against the distant void.

>>4861958
>>4861981
>>4860013
They grew, and they changed, in a handful of lifetimes. They abolished war, abandoned their violent tendencies and turned themselves to the grand purpose of life and Art. We watched them remake first themselves, and then their world. Their frail, soft bodies gave way to gleaming metals and plastics, they unified their people through an omnipotent communications grid and produced Art of such power and emotion, the likes of which the Galaxy has never seen before. Or again, because of us.

They converted their home world into a paradise (by their standards) and many 10^6s of them poured out into the surrounding system with a rapidity and vigor that we could only envy. With bodies built to survive every environment from the day-lit surface of their innermost world, to the atmosphere of their largest gas giant and the cold void in between, they set out to sculpt their system into something beautiful. At first we thought them to be simple miners, stripping the rocky planets and moons for vital resources, but then we began to see the purpose to their construction, the artworks carved into every surface, and traced across the system in glittering lights and dancing fusion trails. And still, our terrible Gift approached.

They had less than 2^2 Deelis to see it, following so closely on the tail of its own light. In that time, oh so brief even by their fleeting lives, more than 10^10 sentients prepared for death. Lovers exchanged last words, separated by worlds and the tyranny of light speed. Their planet-side engineers worked frantically to build sufficient transmission to upload countless masses with the necessary neural modification, while those above dumped lifetimes of music and literature from their databanks to make room for passengers, Those lacking the required hardware of the time to acquire it consigned themselves to death, lashed out in fear and pain, or simply went about their lives as best they could under the circumstances.

>>4861958
>>4861981
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>>4860013
The Gift arrived suddenly, the light of its impact visible in our skies, shining bright and cruel even to the unaugmented ocular receptor. We watched and we wept for our victims, dead so many Deelis before the light of their doom had even reached us. Many 6^4s of those who had been directly or even tangentially involved in the creation of the Gift sealed their spiracles as a final penance for the small roles they had played in this atrocity. The light dimmed, the dust cleared, and our Observatories refocused upon the place where their shining blue world had once hung in the void, and found only dust and the pale gleam of an orphaned moon, wrapped in a thin, burning wisp of atmosphere that had once belonged to its parent.

Radiation and relativistic shrapnel had wiped out much of the inner system, and continent-sized chunks of molten rock carried screaming ghosts outward at interstellar escape velocities, damned to wander the great void for an eternity. The damage was apocalyptic, but not complete. From the shadows of the outer worlds, tiny points of light emerged, thousands of fusion trails of single ships and world ships and everything in between, many 10^6s of survivors in flesh and steel and memory banks, ready to rebuild. For a few moments we felt relief, even joy, and we were filled with the hope that their culture and Art would survive the terrible blow we had dealt them. Then came the message, tightly focused at our star, transmitted simultaneously by hundreds of their ships.

"We know you are out there, and we are coming for you."

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btw for anyone still rolling, there were already 4 dubs
also he was larping like half hte threads on /biz/ at this point

>>4862085
Don‘t tell me where to spread this 2008 /tg/ gem to.

>>4860013
(x) doubt