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4840209 No.4840209 [Reply] [Original]

I am a very rich real estate tycoon. I'm not going to be giving my name.

If you can make me laugh, I'll put 40 million into BTC on GDAX tonight within the next 2 hours.

Good luck.

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>>4840209
Nice larp

>> No.4840269

>>4840209
if you give me a million I'll kick you in the nuts for /biz/
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>> No.4840323

What do you call a basketball-playing dinosaur?

Lebrontasaurus!

>> No.4840335

I put in $20 of Bitcoin two years ago. Now I have $800, so I hope you realize that you can call yourself very rich but you'll never truly understand what it's like to make others feel small with such compelling growth of such a meager sum. One day I hope you're sitting in one of the twenty mansions you turned one house into and think to yourself. I am unfulfilled. If only I could feel what that anon who made 780 dollars off bitcoin could feel. Maybe I would be complete and Rachel will love me again. I hope as you stride up your empty staircases in a fashion similar to how your stocks rose you'll think, "anon only check his BTC two or three times, so he must have felt like an elevator"

You putting 40 million into BTC tonight might garner you a fraction of how I feel right now. But putting a single coin in my wallet will be enough for you to acknowledge my utter victory.

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>> No.4840337

make it interesting, if we fail... dump 40 mil instead

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Selfie I took with Salami Marinara bitcoin inventor wearing nintendneo 64 shirt just mooned 100k nice

>> No.4840347

>>4840209
poopy from my bung hole!
wacka wacka! ;D

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I can only make you smile OP.
Maybe that is enough for some bitcoin.

>> No.4840387

pls gibs
getting my life back on track
going to college
getting summer job

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The guy on the right got in early.

>> No.4840401

Fuck you Chuckles, I have cancer

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tfw you sold all your alts for BTC right before it pumped

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>> No.4840421

>>4840387
here muh gibs code
1CGj14qQNVREGnYA34yGtTTPHkcbeU2EUR

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>>4840209

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>>4840209
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>> No.4840613

>have a piece of shit math teacher
>come into class, she's all sad
>tells us her dog is sick
>her dog is a beagle named Bosley, we always bait her into telling stories about him so we can waste time
>days pass, he gets worse
>turns out he ate rat poison
>if he takes the antidote and eats some food, he will live
>next day, subsitute teacher!
>fuckyes.jpg
>we all celebrate, high five
>suddenly all realize the only reason she wouldn't be hear is if her dog died
>shrug
>spend rest of class joking about digging her dead dog up and throwing it at her whenever she gets bitchy
>at least she isn't here