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Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:49:26 2017 No.4807934 [Reply] [Original]

*CRASH*
>IT'S THE FUCKING IRS COLLECTION DEPARTMENT! GET ON THE FLOOR! YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR CAPITAL GAINS TAX!
>HE HAS A WEAPON OR A DILDO!
*BANG BANG*

Friendly reminder to pay your taxes before you get killed by the IRS

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:52:17 2017 No.4807998 FUCKK YU MY QUADS WILL DESTROY THE IRS AAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:53:07 2017 No.4808013 File: 96 KB, 405x405, deletethis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4807934 YOU CAN TAKE MY GAINS FROM MY COLD, PINK HANDS BAM BAM BAM BAM AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:55:47 2017 No.4808078 >>4807934 A Russian hacker stole all my coins 6 months ago, sorry goys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:57:25 2017 No.4808103 >>4807934 I don't have capital gains. Bitcoin is not worth anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 5 23:57:31 2017 No.4808105 >>4808078 We'll just take this ledger nano and if you don't give us your password we won't give it back. Ha!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:00:19 2017 No.4808155 >>4808105 >actually we will just charge you with FELONY impeding an investigation I don't know what your talking about I dont own a ledger, just a shit ton of USBs..

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:00:39 2017 No.4808159 >>4808105 Too bad the only record of my transactions is on a chinese website with none of my identifying information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:00:52 2017 No.4808164 >>4808105 good thing my recovery codes are somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:05:53 2017 No.4808269 File: 26 KB, 448x274, 1498256597150.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4808164 they'll go grab a wrench

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:10:20 2017 No.4808352 File: 547 KB, 1600x900, 1512005674224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >certain sequences of 0s and 1s are illegal >certain sequences of 0s and 1s are taxable Americans are retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:10:48 2017 No.4808361 >>4808269 >implying I wouldn‘t call my Jewish Lawyer and get millions from the government cuz they hurt me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 00:30:21 2017 No.4808715 File: 88 KB, 620x350, 1511734852687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4808361 Who's the judge gonna believe, kid.. You, or the IRS? "Jason hand me the sock and soap instead"

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:06:36 2017 No.4809353

>>4807934
americans are idiots, imagine buying a wine at some special price because he's a friend of yours

suddenly that friend wins a price and his wine becomes rare and expensive, but you already drank it a year ago

now the IRS shows up and tells you you owe them taxes because your cheap wine is now worth thousands? is this actually whats happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:07:53 2017 No.4809379 >>4808352 Everything in this universe is just an arrangement of information.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:08:05 2017 No.4809382 >>4809353 That's not how it works at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:10:07 2017 No.4809419 >>4807934 I'm an American citizen but I live in the UK so I use British pounds, I have no clue what the fuck to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:12:45 2017 No.4809474 File: 32 KB, 634x799, beatup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4808715 You tell me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:13:12 2017 No.4809482 File: 88 KB, 648x631, merican.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >trade magic internet coins >get shot

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:16:13 2017 No.4809538 File: 30 KB, 600x612, images.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4807934 You can't cash out anyway so they can't tax you.

Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:17:59 2017 No.4809560

>>4807934
kek you can't even go to jail for not paying taxes.

It's more like
>Don't pay capital gains
>2 months later you get a phone call from IRS
>hey...pay those taxes and some interest now, ok?
>Ok
>still don't pay
>Ok...seriously this time...pay it. More interest.
That's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:18:47 2017 No.4809571 File: 266 KB, 480x478, 1511104186908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4809538 >he fell for the "you need to cash out to fiat before you owe capital gains tax" meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:18:50 2017 No.4809572 File: 5 KB, 200x193, 123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4809560 >kek you can't even go to jail for not paying taxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:23:16 2017 No.4809634 >>4809353 Literally This. America is the most Jewish country on earth. I can't wait until the blood of all IRS agents is flowing through the streets in the upcoming uprising, I hope their children and wives are killed too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 6 01:28:58 2017 No.4809750 >>4809571 I was just meming but if you literally can't cash out then the IRS's case would be dismissed in 10 seconds in court if they tried to force the issue.

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