/biz/ - Business & Finance

Who gives a shit about impressing other Anons?
However I'm 25, earn about £25k a year and probably over 50 girls I've lost count. But haven't got laid for a year now so maybe my time is over.

Does it count if they're paid

48
$238.94
0

>>4703695
>girls
No thanks

>>4703695
Can one of the Mods, ban this CUNT.

She's just mad she got no help in the other thread.

/thread

>>4703695
i guarantee your an american.

too old
too low
too low

>24
>$153 000
>ZERO

>>4703695
>28
>875k
>1 backpage whore

>>4703695
>26
>20k $
>5

>>4703802
>25
>€212 000
>none

ma boi

26
about 8 k usd
around 80 (i lived in thailand with my 2013 crypto gains)

>>4703695
>t-twenty seven...
>one... one thousand dollars
>one :)

>>4703695
28
13k euro
over 20 below 30

22
10k
2

>26
>~€500k (counting paid off home and crypto)
>~20

>>4703727
>over 50 girls
I don't understand how that even happens. How does it usually go down? Like you meet for drinks and then invite them back to your place? How much time elapses between meeting them and having sex?

t. Wizard

>>4703695
Ive seen this same thread three times in last 24hours. why are you making these?

>>4703802
>>4703829

Thats right muchachos because we don't have the seks with girls, but rather women, high class escorts, and your average gold digging whore whom we kick out before sunrise.

>>4703695
Nice try silly cunt.

32
150-200k
~6

Imagine some guy is bragging about banging hundreds of chicks in a year. Another guy has banged the same chick, twice a day, for the last 4 years of a long-term relationship. She has a big rack, great face, goes to church on Sundays, doesn't want kids, and has only been with this guy. No chance of STD's and no chance the guy feels inadequate based on her past experiences. This is theoretical, but proves why the ideal isn't banging hundreds of random chicks.

>>4703695
>34
>≈$220k (only 10% is crypto)
>12ish

21
10k in crypto, 4k in savings
5 (was 2 till i was 21, then decided to download tinder)

21
34K
4

27
100k
5

>>4703893
I basically used to live in the local bar that turned into a nightclub after 11 so we always ended up there and leaving with a girl most times. Mainly just involves lots of alcohol and uni girls

>>4703855
How much underage pussy did you slay? Be honest.

>>4703695
21
$18000
0

>>4703695

>20
>$180,000
>3

22
$7mm as of this moment
Zero


>>4703829
>>4703802
Stay pure my brothers

>>4703952
>doesn't want kids
degenerate decadence

20
6k
5

18
20k
0

>>4703695
> 23
> 10K
> 12

>>4703695
24
$5000
2

Fucking hell op , i am a disaster , thank you for pointing it , from now on , no more porn , no more crappy food ,and only hard work.
Also lots of adderall i am a failure and i have to change this.

22
60K
lost count (like 7 real hookups, I meant I lost track of the number of hookers)

38
0
5

>22
>2000$
>0

>>4703695
Why would I LARP, this is a MN anonymous website
>23
>200K
>0

Lmao im soon a virgin at 24

Where did the years go...

>24
>30k
>0

Feels bad. Nothing will ever change since I am permanently a sad cunt.

25
$150k
0

>22
>~$120,000 AUD
>36

>>4703695
23
1
About 25k

>>4703695

>Age

25

>net worth

-100k in loans, 8k in crypto, 100 usd cash

>number of girls you've had sex with

from 2012-2016, over 30. zero since I got into crypto

>>4703695
>18
>~3000€
>1

>>4703695
>27
>140k USD
>hooked up with 12 girls, fucked 7 of them including my current gf
>first 6 girls i kissed i also fucked kek
>2 in 2006
>1 in 2007
>1 in 2008
>1 from 2008 to 2011
>1 from 2011 to 2012
>current gf from 2013 onwards

yes i keep a list of girls i've fucked since i was 17 kek

>>4704176
its easy when you can count on both hands, lel. congrats on the long term girlfriend ma boi

>+200,000
>0

>>4703695
Eff you, I post it.
>26
>$80k
>0
In my defense, I did sleep with 13 dudes. How many girls is that equivalent to?

>>4703695
>23
>-10k (loans)
>1

>>4703695
>69
>69 doge
>0.69

>>4704196
thanks m8. she's autistic like, except extremely cute. we're literally made for each other.

now we're just waiting to get rich on crypto kek

>>4704223
kek. 13 dudes = 13 girls i guess. 13 holes eh?

22
$18k
10ish
over half of my networth is from 1 coin.

19
100k
0

>>4704079
Good luck mate. Remember to start small, it gives better long-term results than crashing and burning. It took me two years to work up from $150/month to $300/day.

No porn is an excellent starting point BUT just on willpower you won't make it. You need a plan on what to do when you're tempting.

Also schedule fun. If you only schedule work, you will resent your schedule and your days, Schedule your vidya game, your mindless internet browsing, your shitposting, your binge eating, just like how you schedule work.

> 29
> 5.6k savings 0.1k in crypto
> 16

>>4703893
I don't know about him, but this is how I've slept with ~20 girls:

>go out clubbing
>drink or do drugs for social lubrication
>be friendly and open to socializing
>grab her waist and talk into her ear because music is too loud, lol
>this turns into hugging and kissing at some point
>take her back to my place to "sleep"

It's pretty much always the same formula.

>>4703695

>29
>$2k :(
>14

20
65k
00000000 its worse because im good looking

27
$21k
0 :(

>36
>1.6m in property (no debt)
>33k in crypto
(Am I going to make it?)

>15 girls

>>4704248
Girls have double the holes down there, so is a guy worth only half of that?

Hopefully nobody thinks I'm into minors when I say "6.5 girls".

>>4703695
26
~9K
~25

>>4704294
You into FIRE mah dude?

>>4704301
i wouldn't say worth half. i mean, after i've fucked a girl in both holes it doesn't count as if i've fucked two girls.

all that matters is putting your hard throbbing dick inside a (human) hole that turns you on

>58
>1.970.000
>none

>>4704332
>that turns you on
oh no

>>4704344
gay?

>>4704279

Idk about now, but a few years ago, this formula was pretty easy (slept with about 10 girls in one year doing this)

>live in area with lots of college students (I was a grad student -- 3 major universities in the area)
>tinder
>only do the simplest and shortest of dates (let's watch a movie at my place, or grab frozen yogurt, or just meet up for "a" drink -- don't do dinner or a full date, you're odds of getting laid go way down because people aren't horny when they're stuffed)
>alcohol
>be friendly, make her laugh
>fuck

>>4703695

>30
>-15,000USD
>14

28

13k

25ish

>>4704384
No. Just manlet.

30
~4K (with 75K in student loan debt)
~50ish

>20
>74k$
>1
Having little something is not better than having nothing. Atleast you virgins dont know what you are missing.

>>4704388
this still works
source: I do the same thing and have around 120 confirmed kills

>>4703952
>doesn't want kids

>19
>€26k
>3

28
~60k
0

>>4704344
Honestly, I want to be at least you at 58. I am shocked that you never once felt the need to just freak out and kind of get hookers or something?

39
-70k
0

I must have had a serious karmic debt.

>>4704481

do feminists want women to have kids or don't want them to have kids?

>>4704513
How the fuck do you owe 70k my man

24
$90,000
1

>>4703695
25
110k
22

>>4703695
>30
>~£2.8mil, 95% cryptos
>1

28
~$1000
13

24
5k
1

>>4703893
>be friends with lots of girls
>don't be thirsty
>eventually you start casually having sex
Really just think "Would /r9k/ or some other board say this?" before you say shit so you stop being weird.

26
100k income, bit more in retirement, 7k in crypto, but massive credit card debt + a mortgage.
Countless women, a dozen or two men, but I'm a trap so it's easy to be a whore. Not interested in sex anymore. Have enough sex and it's boring.

>>4703730

RIP

>>4703695

31

30k in debt

5

>>4704716

forgot mfw

>>4703695
>29
>25k
> 30 of em

25
4k
5

>>4703695

>27
>$50K
>1

I need to pump these numbers up.
These are rookie numbers.

>>4704693
From where the fuck does a trap whore have 100k?

22
180k
66 girls

22
~800 in crypto
~200 in bank account
~5k on musical gear

2, could have been more but I dun goofed and felt in love

>>4704786
never mind its half of that only 15. kek

24
-15000€
0

Well I am a virgin with debt LMAO

25
18k in crypto
2k in bank
26

>>4703695

21
50K~
8

>>4703695
22

200k

3k crypto lol

1 girl .... Lacking a but here

>>4703695
>26
>$15,000
>8

>>4703869
>22
>10k
>2
Most believable post ITT

>>4704275
There it is! The mythical good advice on /biz/

26
~ 60K ATM
~ 30 - 2 relationships, a few fwb and roughly 15 hookups.

28
~ $5000
4

21
123k
4

>>4703695
28
250k
3 realize i rather fuck ladyboys

>23
>somewhere around 80k
>11 girls fucked, 8 other girls sexually involved with

23
-8k
30 something
lol :(

23 6k 0
Were all gonna make it

>>4703695
I was going to tell the truth to impress them.

>>4704122
Lel me too. No worries dude.

>17
>12k
>1 guy (im gay)

>>4703695
23
700$
5 ( i don't bang nasty ass hoes like half of you though)

30
2k after debts
30+(desu I don't know the real number)

Other people here have posted the same thing...

Live in a bigger city with a university.
Work out, shower regularly, and wear decent clothes.
Use tinder.
Drink a lot and do drugs, while generally being friendly and open with them. You make friends and loosens women up.
Don't be creepy but make your intentions known, ask them back to your place for a drink.
It's not fucking rocket science you NEETs.

I have very little crypto and like no Fiat but I landed a rich 5'2" 100 pound lebanese chick. She's waiting for me to get off the shitter right now.

No reason to lie, AMA

>>4703695
33
~85k
~10

>>4703695

25
57K
2

In terms of girls, I have been in two long-term relationships, both 2 years +. Had a year break in between them where I could have upped that number by 3-4 easily - small regret I look back on sometimes.

>24
>22k
>2

>>4704887
A fucking engineering degree and career you NEET

34
about 1000.00
10 girls but they are men

23
150k
7

>>4703695
>23
>1200$
>0

livin the dream, guys.

>>4703730

I would pray for you but it just wont help

>>4704932
get to fucking work anon

>>4705623
how can you be so fucked up to be a trap
and brilliant to have engineering degree
life is perverted

>>4704693
friends to sex.....you're lying

>>4703695
23
6k but just started working full time on tech
20

>>4703695
>20
>2.2k
>1
Things will be looking up once I have my comp. engineering degree

>27
>16k
>2 (and 3 escorts but I don't count them)

23
$60k in student loan debt and $10k in assets (bank acct/stocks/crypto)
11, currently settled down

>>4703695

Ok truth: $7k in debt 0 assets 2500/mo wage. 24 years old. 6 girls but last one was 2 years ago.

Ask again in 3 months

30
130000€
5

At least I have the moral high ground

>>4705623
how the fuck do you get a credit card debt with 100k income

>>4703695

21
7k
3

>>4703695
31
10K
Over 100

But I would trade all them bitches for money.

>>4703695
>20
>15k
>0

>>4704028
Why?

25

75k€

0

22
5000€
8 girls

>>4703695
26.
40k.
30 probably. All of them escorts.

>23
>6K
>approaching 10 girls. Mostly in last 3 years

26
6k
8k debt
0

20
~£600
0

18
102.37 maple dollars
1

32
150k
about 10. All of them after I turned 25 yo, just right after I started watching a bunch of pickup videos

>>4703695
25
$40k
more than a dozen.
I legitimately lost count and it would be annoying to sit here and think about it. a lot of them were highly-forgettable one-night-stands during heavy drug usage, sometimes at shitty parties. also worth noting that I regret it and think I'd be better off as a virgin, early relationships tore me apart emotionally, I just wanted a stable girlfriend to be with but I ended up losing every single one of them after a few months.

I got bi-curious in my 20s. right now I'm happily living with a femboy roommate who's somewhat of a friends with benefits. we're not married, we don't even consider ourselves 'dating' but he cooks me food, cleans the house, is an amazing conversationalist and he gives incredible head. we've been in zero fights, there's never any drama, and it's been 3 years. I guess I wanted to have kids one day, but man women are fucking banshees who do nothing but fuck me over. totally not gay though, our balls never touch.

>>4703695
24
26k
25 hoes

28
40k
11 civilians
4 or 5 lot lizards

21
$1.365 M
Zero..

>>4706559
Nigga you gay, just admit it.

I can relate to early relationships tearing you to shreds though. Honestly wish I could have saved all that emotion for my now wife, sad that all I have for her is leftovers.

>25
>~6m
>0 :'''^)

>>4704279
This. Its not hard if you are decent looking.

Just go get drunk and go to a club, your (and her) instincts will take care of the rest.

>>4707323
tried, it didnt work

>>4703893
There are easy steps:
1. Be chad.

>>4703695
31
130k
14

28
1k btc 2k in the bank. plus stocks i don't touch that my grandfather manages
i think like twenty. can't be fucked to count them right now. maybe less. maybe like 15

>age
27
>Net worth
10k in cash
25k in cryto
30 k in student debt
10k car loan
0 credit card debt

Net worth -5 k. Gonna pay off both loans next year when my ethereum is probably double in value and use the remainder on a down payment for a high rise condo in the city.

>Girls
8 I think

>>4703695
31
around 350k
15?

>18
>have $1.5k in liquid assets, a car ive only paid off for one month which i still owe 5,700+ and i have a student loan for 3000 so i am worth -7,200

26
~230K
3 (one was a trap so not sure if that counts)

>>4703695

30
$20k
~50. used to think of it as an accomplishment but as i've grown older i realize how much time i wasted chasing the vajayjay

>>4703695

24
$2.40
0

Come at me faggots.

>>4707801
oh and 2 bitties

>21
>$17,500
>0

>>4703893
>How does it usually go down? Like you meet for drinks and then invite them back to your place? How much time elapses between meeting them and having sex?

Bulk of mine (~20) were in my freshman year of college. I was an east coast kid and the mid west girls were down to play.

As i got older i would put myself in group situations where friends would introduce other girls and i'd invite them back. A lot of it, like business, is positioning yourself as the catch/prize.

>>4703695
>25
>$40K (liquid, energy stocks)
>40 but an average of one per year the past 3 years

>>4703802
>>4703829
24
$192k
0

> hi5

24
30k€ of which 3k in crypto
Void
Life plan pic related

>>4704294
>m
My dude, you have already made it

>>4707090
I'm not gay, because I am still very much attracted to women, but I'm definitely bi. Guys don't have tits or cute faces (usually) but the lack of drama is incredibly appealing.

>>4703695
>33
>65k
>6 hotties and 1 fat girl

30
about 200k €
1

>21
>like $15k
>5

Don't tell me what to do

27
$260k
1

>>4704294
Outstanding if not LARP.

Congrats on this. Seriously.

30
45k
4

>>4703695
30
220k
2

not lying, I'm a failed normie but my autism got me a 100k salary job in tech/finance, so I'm debt free and have a big ETH stack.

money is really the only good thing I have going for me.

>24
>10k
>sucked on one pair of tits

32
$300k
100+
How are so many of you virgins in 2017 with all the dating apps out there? A couple tips:
1) put some effort into your profile (make it funny)
2) use the 'Super Like' feature, it costs ~$1 but saves tons of time
3) get her number as soon as possible, you only have a day or two after you match before to close on this
4) always take her to drinks, not dinner

21
200k
16

>21
>80k, debt free
>0

tbqh, i'd trade all my money for a qt gf

>>4703695
25

13k yearly or less

30+ lost count, creampied like +5

I make sure the girls I creampied didn't know my name or where I live, phone number.

They all claimed to ha on birth control, going to get on it, or tubes tied by they all ended up lying.

>>4708614
Literal definition of my OP rant about LARPing

>>4708667

relationships - zero after 18.

>>4703695
23
2k
19

>>4708675
which number isn't believable? I'm 32, make good money, and have been having sex since 15. if you fuck only 10 girls a year you're over 100 in no time. this isn't bragging either, i'm empty inside and wouldnt recommend this lifestyle.

>>4703695
High quality post OP

>>4708667
hahaha nigga you better be ready to skip the country if those bitches manage to track you down

22
1k
8

Its fascinating how half of you are virgins and the other half are shagging like mad.

>>4708876
You'd be surprised on how common people do this.

Makes me focus more on investments to how disgusting westernized culture is.

28

10k

3 all long term girlfriends

>>4703695
>>Age
>>net worth
>>number of girls you've had sex with

33
No idea. $200k? $300k?
Around 10 if I had to guess

>>4704344
10/10

27
50k
over 50

>>4703695
20
$1k
virgin

30
40k
3

25
20k
30+

24
500k
8

20
less than $100
7

>>4703730
>>4703802
>>4703829
>>4703893
>>4704024
>>4704061
>>4704093
>>4704112
>>4704123
>>4704213
>>4704223
>>4704269
>>4704290
>>4704293
>>4704932
>>4705379
>>4705654
>>4706275
>>4706379
>>4706512
>>4706546
>>4707013
>>4707220
>>4708160
>>4708294
>>4708346
>>4708665
i dont feel as bad about being virgin thanks anon

>>4703695
26, 11k net worth
had sex total of 4 times

18
200k
1

>>4703695

mid twenties
~15k€
2

>>4703695
28
$500,000
12

33
500k
25 girls

29
$300K crypto
$50k cash/index funds
-$35k student loans

2 LTRs only

Hmm

20
$240,000 crypto
$30,000 gold / silver / platinum
$0 debt (skipped university)

2 one nights 1 LTR

>>4703695
age 36, net worth $215k, girls 0

>>4703695
19
4000 all liquid no monetary
1/2 I got the tip in but didnt actually have sex

30
600k $
0

>>4703695
29
probably around one kay
at least 30

>>4703695
>26
>round 35k
>8

>>4704176
You'll start to lose count after 25, unless you are actually writing this shit down.

>>4704223
Post tits, alternatively gtfo.

>27
>70$
>1 LTR
Living here (Venezuela) should have got me far more pussy, but I really don't know how to put myself out there.

>>4704320
wtf is fire

>>4708367
Thanks, don't know why I still worry & get anxious & shit then

>>4708545
No it's real

32
$120k
enough where i dont bother keeping track and longer

31
600kish
Maybe 20? Idk

>>4703695
>20
>2000$
>zero

>27
>$700 AUD in Monero
>7

I literally work at McDonald's and spend most of my time flirting with teen qt's.

18
4.5k
4 girls

Haven't been laid in college yet. Feels bad

>>4703695
>23
>$150k
>1

27
~$150k
3

How do I start meeting more girls?

>>4703695

29
40k debt, 15k savings
11

>>4712197
Go to places the girl you want to meet will be. Bars are ok for hooking up. Churches are great for women who are looking for a something serious.

>>4703695
18
$250,000 Medical School Fund + $10k Savings + 2k Crypto
1

>>4703695
29
About 4k & 12k debt
100+ gurls

32
15k
4 (3 hookers)

24
About 8k usd
5, three were gfs of a year or more, 2 random sloots
>1 year 3 months since I last had sex

35.
150k + 1.1M condo
25-30.

>>4709206
edit, sorry
my net worth is now 15k

crypto is crazy

>>4703695
>21
>0
>0

27
-$5,000 USD
10

IM OK WITH ALL OF THIS and my ex that I still love is talking to me again :3

>>4712358
Make that 9 I once met a cute tinder girl and fucked her behind a dumpster, I tried to repress that one. Also one of those 9 looked like supreme leader kim jong un, chubby little chinkanese chick, tight gash tho.

>>4712897
Fuck dude I can't remember how many Ive banged Im black oit drunk every night fuuuuuuuuck

>>4703695
>18
>$1500
>0

Ayy

>>4703695
>24
>About 20k
>About 10 (Like 9 and several blowjobs only)

33
$215k no debt
15

22
100k€
0

23
2k, i'm fucking broke (not even including student loans)
10

>>4704079
U could be doing worse anon.

>>4703859
Are you me