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4671061 No.4671061 [Reply] [Original]

how the FUCK do you get free electricity

>> No.4671119
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>>4671061

I dunno. Maybe do a google search?

>> No.4671142

>>4671061
no problem with solar power (which you get in the worst time when demand is low, yet you gotta put that shit somewhere)
>>4671119
yep

>> No.4671143

>>4671119
solar panels aren't free

>> No.4671162

>>4671143
nobody said solar panels are free. But excess energy is.

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Buy a mule and make it generate electricity

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>>4671142

I dunno. Actually me and someone were shooting the shit about how some of the low end ant-miners could be powered by gym bicycles.

But then we'd have to run a gym.

>> No.4671216

Magnets.

>> No.4671225

>>4671216
this

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>>4671142

>> No.4671242

how much is a solar panel from china?

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>>4671209
I'm fairly sure there are power generator variants you can sit on and jerk a little every now and then. The fatter you are, the better.

>> No.4671275

Buy Electricity Stock.

Trade it and pay your bill with it.

>> No.4671283

>>4671061
Start a biz, make money from that, rent office that doesn’t charge utilities.

>> No.4671288

Mine at a university so you don’t have to pay for your power

>> No.4671292

>>4671236
>too expensive
>not durable
maybe some day, yes. But storing energy is IMHO a much more difficult problem than simply generating it (whereever you are ideally, otherwise you also need to transport that shit... still easier than fucking around with batteries). Water barriers/dams are nice, sure, but you can't have them anywhere you want...

>> No.4671303

>>4671236
is this one of those overpriced novelty items marketed for hipsters?

Is there cheaper alternatives?

>> No.4671320

>>4671288
Thanks for appreciating tax payer funding you cock sucker.

>> No.4671327

Either steal it or live in an area with lower electricity costs ($0.07/KWh where I live).

>> No.4671340

>mine btc
>pay off bill with btc

>> No.4671376

>>4671061
One of my friends was able to setup his mining rig at work. But his job is IT stuff so it was easy.

>> No.4671388

>>4671376
>work
Missing the point here

>> No.4671396

>>4671340
Mining btc is the worst coin to go at solo. He would be in the red

>> No.4671403

It's christmas time, hook an extension cord up to your neighbors lights at night

>> No.4671422

>>4671388
Oh i forgot this board is filled with unemployed daydreamers

>> No.4671426

>>4671288
I was going to do this with a Jalapeno in 2012 but couldn't because I wasn't stupid enough to preorder vaporware. Fucking butterfly labs is the reason I'm not a multimillionaire by now

>> No.4671427

>>4671396
I have two antminer s9 units. I don’t pay for power. But at this price you would still make about 600$ after power cost. That’s with 22TH of power average.

>> No.4671430

A rectenna that is able to capture the CMB radiation. Closest thing to "free energy" there is. Otherwise you are looking at using a big coil of wire to steal electricity from an existing source using inductive coupling.

>> No.4671436

>>4671427
>I don’t pay for power.
How?

>> No.4671438

>>4671426
Keep using that crutch soyboy.

>> No.4671452

>>4671061
mcdonalds
kfc
burgerking
starbucks

>> No.4671467

>>4671436

See:

>>4671283

>> No.4671512

>>4671467
Starting a business isn't free

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>>4671061

>> No.4671533

>>4671512
I’ve never had one cent of debt and started it with $6000 I saved from working the job I quit.

Buck up son.

>> No.4671561

>>4671533
Seems like you're describing paying for electricity and then finding a way to use the extra you don't need. Not what I'm thinking of

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>>4671561
Hydro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroelectricity

>> No.4671645

>>4671162
You will mine at a loss with solar panels, if there's enough excess to cover costs of mining hardware you bought too many panels but i guess mining is one way to reduce the cost of that mistake

>> No.4671902

>>4671216
>>4671225
How so?

>> No.4671945

All of you electricucks better be balls deep in powr.

>> No.4671959

>>4671061
let someone else pay for it

>> No.4671983

Anytime someone in the crypto world claims they get free electricity for mining 2 things come into mind.

1. College kid living in dorm

2. Mommy and Daddy paying for it

>> No.4672000

>>4671959
That's the idea, but how? No point in having my mommy pay since I'll get that money eventually anyway

>> No.4672021

I wonder how cost-effective it would be to buy a valley, turn it into a dam, and use all the electricity for yourself.
Wait, can you even do that, are there laws that state you need to sell the electricity produced or some other kikecommie shit ?

>> No.4672026

>>4671061
google microhydro

>> No.4672035

Rub a fluffy blanket on your hair.

>> No.4672039

I used to grow a copious amount of weed we had free power for days i am willing to give you the blue prints for a small consultants free

>> No.4672047

>>4671061
it's probably really dangerous and definitely unethical but you could steal solar panels

>> No.4672105

>>4671983
>2. Mommy and Daddy paying for it

NEETs have zero concept of expenses.

>> No.4672158

It has been not only possible, but relatively simple and efficient for everyone to have free electricity for a while now. It has already been discovered how to do this, but world governments have kept this a secret to protect energy corporations, fossil fuel, the petrodollar, and the current system.

>> No.4672181

>>4671061
find a guy who knows how to tap into the underground wires and then dont get caught

>> No.4672186

Big extension cord

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>>4671061
fucking stupid brainlet doesn't know how to get free electricity. Why are you even on this board?

>> No.4672221

>>4671452
just plug in your antminer under a table
come back the nekt day see if it still there

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>>4672188
>Free electric one simpel trick
>Electric companies HATE him

>> No.4672291

>>4671561
Sounds like you are not interested in economy of scale.

>> No.4672883

Zero point torsion. Large, resonating magnetic field, basically. Need lots of neodymium, silver, rare earths.