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>20minutes
>Half hour comedy
uh...

>shill Bitcoin
Goyim, I...

>>4667478
Implying (((they))) are going to do anything but fud.

> “Sheldor you threw away my paper wallet with thousands of dollars of bitcoin on it.” *laughtrack* “Oh Leonard we all know internet money has no real value. Barzooper xd”

>>4667641
>never heard of commercials
uh...

>>4667641
It's 20 minutes long.

>>4667677
fucking lold k/d 500:1

depending on what happens today, that show might as well jump the shark.

ZIMBABWE

The episode will be about making fun of Bitcoin buyers and holders! It will not be the surge for your shitty coin you were hoping for! It will in fact be the final nail in the coffin for Bitcoin!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

>>4667478
Charts don't lie. Head and shoulders don't lie. (((Hollywood))) doesn't want to endorse btc. It all adds up. We will be seeing 5.5k btc by feb.

>>4667677
There was a thread about this episode where one anon wrote something so great about what could be the script of the episode, that I literally asked him if he's one of the writers. Yours sound so similar, do you happen to know the post I'm talking about? I've been looking for it all day.

>>4667766
Sold at 8k or bought at 11k-sold at 9k?

>>4667478
Its gonna be hilarious watching normies try to sue Pajeet Shitistan because they got JUST'd by their shitcoins.

>>4667838
Not the thing I'm looking for but still top stuff.

>>4667789
YES I KNOW

MARK CENDROWSKI IS A /POL/LACK AND BROWSES THE CHAN

HE SAID THEIR GOING TO FUD IT AND TALK ABOUT "WOW BARZOOPLES SHELDOR, THATS A PEDOFILE AND DRUG DEALER COIN, WHY U WANT THAT?"

SELL NOW

>>4667915
Shut it idiot.
Also I've found it, great read:
>>4491739

>>4667478
The real shilling isn't BTC. It's whatever alts one of them invests in.

I guarafuckingtee that they are going to mention a few alts and those are going to either dump or go to the goddamned moon.

If fucking Bitbean or DGB gets mentioned I'm going to shit myself.

>>4667974
Fair point, anything besides top 5's name comes up and I'm fucking buying.

>>4668305
I remember seeing this post
hard to believe that it went up 3k since this was written

>>4667478
LOL!

>Awesome bring more normies, just look at what they have done to Bitcoin anyways.

Prepare for a dump like never before.

>>4667789
>Raj and Howard enter the room
Raj: Guys you won't believe this - I found my old hard drive and it has more than 250 Bitcoins on it!
Leonard: Wow, this is great, Raj!
>Penny looks up from her phone
Penny: Uhmm guys..... What is Bitcorn?
>Roaring laughter from the audience, people falling off their seats
Leonard: It's BitCOIN Penny, not Bitcorn..
>Sheldon interrupts
Sheldon: It's a peer-to-peer decentralised digital currency, where transactions are verified by a set of nodes and recorded in a distributed public ledger called a blockch..
>Sheldon notices that Penny is not paying attention and looking at her phone again
>Laughter erupts once again, several members of the audience are on the ground and seeking medical attention
Leonard: ..It's internet money!
>The studio is falling apart
Penny: Riiiight...
>Penny rolls her eyes in a exaggerated way and looks at her phone again
Leonard: ..and it's worth $7000 each..
>Penny drops her phone
>Everyone in the audience is now dead
Penny: So you were saying something about taking us shopping, Raj?

You could have found it using the archive.

>>4667478
I'm ready and holding. But keep in mind btc is due for a return to $8k.
I'd love it to keep rising off into the sunset but I cannot ignore what's in plain view

>>4669014
KEK

comedy gold

any publicity is good publicity
if this happens
>>4667677
it's just like telling people "hey don't do that thing its a bad thing" and then people start looking into that thing thinking theiy're being clever and sneaky by doing it anyways. forbidden fruit.

but whether the gains from this shows publicity offset whatever natural momentum may trigger a small selling at that moment for other reasons i don't know. barring intereference from other happenings, the show alone would cause a bump, by at most 10%, maybe 5% extra in a week. i'm just dropping assumptions.

>>4669042
>rising
>sunset

>>4667641
chill out er are americans, we have the attention span of oh look something shiny

>>4667478
BAZONGLE

guaranteed Dogecoin gets brought up

>le funny memecoin

>>4669265
Just bought 100k thanks

>>4669265
the more obscure the crypto that gets mentioned the more exponential the gains. the writers or whoever could buy stock in fucking dickcoins or whatever and make insane profit in a night

>>4669308
sick analysis breh

>>4669350
bazingacoin
bzc
sheldon makes a cryptocoin in the episode and when people google the coin holy shit, they find that exact coin was actually created just before the episode aired and that sheldons memecoin is real. "sheldons coin is real" - washington post

fuck dudde and thats when shit really gets crazy when bazingacoin takes over the market

>>4667478

Leonard: Sheldor, did we mines some Bitcoinz b 4?
Sheldon: We dids Lenon.
Leonard: Where r they bitcoins?
Seldom: Paparika
Audience: (laugh in ecstasy)

>>4667677
>bazooper xd

hahahahaha

>>4669127
My fucking sides

>>4667478

Leonard: Kill all the fucking niggers
Sheldon:How are we going to even fund that
Leonard: wait don't we have bitcoin to fund it? It grew in price recently
Leonard: shit i spent it all on loli hentai mexican drug cartel fart porn
Seldom:bazooper xd
Audience: *laugh tracK*

>>4667478
Thanks OP, just bought 100K

>>4669189
It's actually bazinga anon. You would know if you were a real science-oriented person like myself and actually watched the show.

Haha, maybe one day pal.

>>4669106
Same reason why when tabbaco companies sponsor anti-tabacoo adds when the ban came in.

>>4670341
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Big Bang Theory. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Sheldon’s positivist outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike TBBT truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sheldon's existential catchphrase “Bazinga,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Chuck Lorre's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Big Bang Theory tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.

What if the show shits all over Bitcoin? What if it is actually a Bitcoin hit piece?
Then what?

>>4670341

You're a fucking retard lol. RIck and Morty is the most scientific show on tv right now

>>4670469
Get ready to expand your pink wojak folder

Yfw a entire spinoff is born based on sheldon being satoshi nakamoto

What if they shit on it instead of shilling it
people in power don't want money to leave their hands and they have control over the dollar bill not bitcoin... may lead to some incentive to mislead public and shit on it to try and shoo people away from it

just thoughts on thoughts and I'm buying more bitcoin before tomorrow but still just in the back of my mind

>>4670469
Doesn't really matter, as long as it makes people search Bitcoin. It would take them a few seconds to realize that it made like 50% last month. None of them would remember the FUD they just watched once they see the charts.

>>4670629
>What if they shit on it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Lorre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Prady
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Helberg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Gilbert
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayim_Bialik
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Rauch
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Sussman

Guess what the creators and actors all have in common? Who have been the biggest nocoin shills of all?

>>4670649
Yep. There will be a ton who know it is going to crash but they just want to make that liiitle bit before it does. It can't be that hard to time the decline, all these fucking neckbeard nerds are making like millions right lolol.