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4642264 No.4642264 [Reply] [Original]

Crypto is worthless, until escorts start accepting BTC for appointments.

>> No.4642305

LGD?

>> No.4642308

There's a prostitute in Thailand with her BTC address tattooed on her back

>> No.4642402

Show me one agency that accepts bitcoin like they will accept visa or MasterCard.

>> No.4642414
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>>4642264
>"that'll be 0.015 BTC please"
>OK sent
>transaction goes pending for 12 hours, escort kicked you out after waiting thirty minutes
>log on to /biz/
>OPERATION TYRANNOSAUR HUNTER IS ON FAGGOTS
>mfw

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>>4642308
>tfw scanning hookers tramp stamp to upload your cryptocoins to her virtual wallet
the future is now

>> No.4642450

>>4642414
why can't a system be invented that confirms the transactions quickly in person and does the busywork later?

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>>4642414
Some places no just see your transaction on the local node and they consider it paid.

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>>4642414
Some places just see if the transaction made it to the BTC node and they Consider it paid.

>> No.4642540

>>4642264
WHAT ARE YOU.........A FUCKING IDIOT? LOOK ON BACKPAGE.COM YA FUCKING FAGGOT. I TAUGHT HOOKERS AND ESCORTS FOR A WHOLE SUMMER HOW TO USE BITCOIN BECAUSE VISA AND MASTERCARD DISABLED THE FEATURES ON THERE. BEST PART WAS.....THEY......PAID.......ME. BTFO WAGEKEK.

>> No.4642569

>>4642450
Cause someone is gonna fork Bcash from it just out of spite.

>> No.4642572

>>4642540

You mean you scammed them.

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>>4642418
>>JUST DETECTED A SUSPICIOUS TRANSACTION IN THE BLOCKCHAIN
>>UNIT 55 BACK TRACED TO YOUR LOCATION

>> No.4643757

>>4642500
You mean the mempool? That's stupidly insecure.