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>have 72 bitcoins
>36yo wizard
i would trade them all for pure teen love

>> No.4603475

Fucking pathetic.

>> No.4603483

Money > Love

>> No.4603489

>>4603462

36 yo.

fucking kek

>> No.4603491

>>4603462
give me 1 ethereum just because you can, im serious, i wont even post the adress until i talk to you a bit to see if you deserve to send it

>> No.4603500

hold them until aging reversal is possible, there your pure teen love second chance

>> No.4603509

one bitcoin for an anon who will let me fuck his sister/cousin. Have to be in socal

>> No.4603512
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4603512

Give them to me OP so I can enjoy it in your place (not a teen tho)

>> No.4603544

>>4603509
Jesus get a fucking hooker dude

>> No.4603557

dude, just let the bitches know you have money.
buy some clothes, order expensive drinks etc. etc.
i know it's degenerate and i'll try it another way, but it's a proven method of work.

>> No.4603568
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>>4603500
I bet you 73 BTC that if OP would get another chance of five years as a 15year old boy, he'd 100% fail to get laid, again.
If you go 36 years without knowing what boobs feel like, you're mentally off the grid

>> No.4603576

>>4603462
I'll give you teen love

>> No.4603585
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4603585

>>4603462
I can direct you where you need to go to learn social competence. It won't be easy but they will teach you. It's online. You will be able to get a younger gf after this. Just pay me a little something first. I promise you it works. But first I need to hear you're willing to commit

>> No.4603615

>>4603462
Give me half and I arrange you a date with my cousin

>> No.4603623

>>4603462
im a 28 year old virgin, with only .5 BTC pls help
1CZXemeVxbXSsodFgRUZkpm5Y5YQN9VSV7

>> No.4603647

>>4603462
Cash out or give me one.

>> No.4603668
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4603668

>>4603462
can I have 0.05 btc pls

13YuN5Sq9qHUYNTtb2G6eFJQW3eDUhxEpR

>> No.4603687

>>4603462
ill let you fuck my 7/10 petit 22yo girlfriend for 2 btc

>> No.4603701
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4603701

>>4603509
Norcal here

1416zAsbcXzH9tw9r6rW8xnLRrJaHzt3sk

>> No.4603721

>>4603462
I'm a pure girl(male), please giv coins and I'll let you have your way with me anon-kun

>> No.4603741

>>4603668
>>4603623
do people really get bitcoin from linking theirs?

>> No.4603794

>>4603462
Don't worry mate.

I've had pure teen love, it's the greatest thing ever till she break ups with you without reason and the pain of a thousand suns will pierce your heart.

>> No.4603827

>>4603585
>>4603462
I'm not joking man, these people will drag you out of wizarddom kicking and screaming

>> No.4603849

>>4603462
37yo divorced guy, here. Shit's overrated. In fact, I might be willing to intentionally stay single for the rest of my life if it meant I could get 72 BTC right now.

>> No.4603923

>>4603462
teen love is usually horrible. I never want to see or hear from my high school ex again.

>> No.4603924

>>4603462
>>4603585
>>4603827
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, for just 1 bitcoin i will tell you where to go to learn how to be normal. I'm not bullshitting you, they fixed my virgin neetdom.

>> No.4604228
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>>4603462
>cash out half
>$350,000 now investable
>stake the whole stack to attract backers
>open private school for shy or autistic girls
>sprinkle clues throughout the school...
>...after years, the right girl finds & follows the trail of clues...
>...to you.
>...anon....
>it feels so right
>her teenage love is pure
>her kiss tastes like strawberries wished they could
>the time you spend together is a delight
>pure teen love
>the two of you sneak out to another town for dates
>she holds your arm tightly in the movie theater
>she squeezes your hand on the ferris wheel
>people glance as she giggles at something you didn't even intend to be witty at an expensive restaurant upstate
>people aren't sure if you're father and daughter or honestly dating
>but she makes herself up and dresses the part
>she's truly a woman
>almost
>finally
>you bring her to a secluded bed and breakfast to consummate your love
>she steps out to the bathroom
>you saunter across the room to get a drink while savoring the pure bliss which you now share with this perfect, angelic creature
>that's when you here the voice
"Why don't you have a seat over there."

>> No.4604249

>>4603462

op i am realy poor

please send me a btc \

please

1Gend3kXZX1Kpxg5PDH7EsCJm75epNekF3

>> No.4604507

>>4604249
>realy poor

So poor you can't even afford to spell correctly. How tragic.

>>4603924
I have better deal for you. Just give me .5 bitcoins and I have a bridge you can buy in beautiful Brooklyn.

>> No.4604619

>>4603462
i mean... you probably could trade them for teen love if you wanted

>> No.4604641

>>4603741
no never

>> No.4604657

Funny how these threads never come with an address to prove what they are saying...

>> No.4605444

>>4603462
>>4603623
I'm literally the average of these two guys. Help!

>> No.4605471

>>4604228

Jej.

>> No.4605579

>>4603568
he can pay for selective memory loss as well

>> No.4605592

>>4603462
Not worth it

>> No.4605604

>>4603462
post your wallet larp.

>> No.4605610

Teen love was great i remember holding my love squeezing her ass against my Hyundai Tiburon in the parking lot after school so glad i got it out of my system and am now MGTOW

>> No.4605621

>>4603462
pay 1k to have a beautiful escort spend the night with you.

>> No.4605629

>tfw met a virgin girl I met online last year who's coming to see me this January

I love her bros.

>> No.4605650

>>4604228
>NA-NANI?!

>> No.4605847

>>4603462
enjoy OP

http://www.sgwolfs.com/Girl/4401.html

>> No.4606017

>>4603462
White Venezuelan teens will glady love you long time for a green card.
The brown ones will fuck you for a plate of food.
Its all about outsourcing.

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>>4603462
>have 0.072 btcoins
>28yo wizard
i dont think i'll live past 30

>> No.4606122

>>4603462
LARP thread, fuck off

>> No.4606147

>>4604228
YAMATE!!!

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>>4603585
>I can direct you where you need to go to learn social competence. It won't be easy but they will teach you. It's online. You will be able to get a younger gf after this. Just pay me a little something first.
Fock that OP i'll give you for free
>>>/r9k/

>> No.4606225

>>4603491
Lmao man, try harder

>> No.4606230

Your about 20 years too late for the "TeenageLoveCoin" TLC ICO

>> No.4606256

>>4603568
Nah i m just ugly

Not op btw

>> No.4606299

>>4603462
Insert one bitcoin
1MKVjzrJ8mvd7tFkgR5YwJmT7mhCNQrHPU
and I shall tell you a tale of my experience dating a teen girl. It was the highest high, and the lowest low.

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>>4603794
no joke
itll feel like its your fault too but really its the jews who used the media to turn everybody into whores and destroy the fabric of society

>> No.4606316

can I have 0.002 btc
1uJVqk2d8qV8NpARPwoU6YQVm9USFxsvn
every bit helps

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>>4605629
>met onlyne

>> No.4606438

>>4603794
This
And then it is the roasties / fatties / psychos / incel vicious cycle

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>>4603462
Pic related

>> No.4607385

Just send 0.5btc to an African brother that needs it and I will tell you some Nigerian myths.
1HLZXbJJhptqPQwUoNUTj5yRcxpM75LRF3

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4607566

its nice to have money, but i would trade net worth away for a qt loving gf any day

crypto is just a time killer as video games and anime doesn't do it for me anymore

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4607618

>Pure teen "love"
Anyone who wasnt a loser in highschool and grew up knew just how fickle and weak teenage "love" is

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>>4603462
Listen, OP, I'm not gonna tell you to bury a shipping container on some cheap land, acquire an old van off-the-grid, cook up some chloroform and start lurking around school zones... but, y'know, you could probably solve your "problem" pretty easily if you just got off your ass and started moving forward proactively with determination on a PLAN.