/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4583197
>I don't have a separate bank account from my mom
You have to be 18 to post here.

kill her with fire

>>4583197

>REEEEEEEEEE

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Also, enjoy your underage ban.

>>4583236
I am 19 years old.

>>4583237
I want to, I rage whenever I see her or think about the BTC price.

>>4583197
No one cares. How old are you anyways?

>>4583197
Underage

>depending on someone else for your success

Rape her

>>4583262
>I am 19 years old.
Bullshit faggot. I refuse to believe that there are 19 year olds who do not have their own bank account.

>>4583259
>>4583267
I'm 19.

>>4583280

Why don't you have access to your own money? Are you mentally challenged or something?

Gtfo underage faggot. Reported.

>>4583262
And why didn't you open your own bank account? It can't be that hard...

>>4583197
>literally reeeee'ing at your mother
Wow, It's almost like she doesn't think you are a mature adult capable of making responsible decisions.

>>4583277
I have my own savings account with around 25k in it. But it's in my moms bank account. I don't have a personal bank account or checking becuase I don't buy anything.

>>4583197

talking to your mom like that also gonna make you miss out on tendies at 300 gbp

>>4583320
> becuase I don't buy anything.
so what's the problem?

Don't worry it'll be back at 2700 soon

>>4583320
That's fucking retarded. You are probably the most pathetic faggot I've ever seen on 4chan and that's saying something.

>>4583280
Get a job and open your own account. Sounds like you just wanted to use mommies money to buy crypto. I have a feeling you never worked for any of the money in that account.

My mom and her boomer friends also tried talking me out of BTC.

>>4583320
take responsibility for yourself. When i was 17 i moved 500 miles away for college, opened my own bank account while I was at school. bought a used car, credit card, found my own apartments, etc

Don't rely on others.

>REEEEEEing at your mum
>too autistic to open bank account yourself
>Mother speaks broken english
Post race, OP

Holy shit you're a fucking autist. kys

>this entire thread

>>4583359

Pajeet

>>4583347
It's my money, and I can't get a job. My mom has over 250k in her account and I wanted to use about 20k from her and 6k from my savings. I knew it would moon and I'd make us a ton of money.

>>4583358
>Wow I moved 500 miles away
I got a scholarship in china by 17, moved to the other side of the world
Get on my level

>>4583359
I'm a white American, mom is just a retarded 56 year old boomer that can't type well on a smartphone.

>>4583197
>memeing at ur mom
>blaming ur mom for your stupidity and uncertainty
>cannot bear responsibility for urself

OP you are literally worse than any dumb cunt I've met on this board. KYS you betacucked sissyboi

What do I tell her

>>4583394
No, you see it's your mom's money and that's why she said no. Why can't you get a job?
Also hindsight is 2020, you had no idea it would moon. You could have easily lost your mom 26K.

Oh please nigga. You would have put that BTC into other shitcoins instead of holding it

>>4583262
Lol get your own bank account fag

>>4583492

Dude stop talking like a 12 year old to your mother. Fuck this hurts to read.

Your mom's tits or gtfo

holy shit. that's too cringy. using REEEE outside of 4chan is just too much my nigga

>>4583197
Someone actually took the time to create this autismo larp.

OP you're an extremely autistic faggot I feel sorry for your mum

>>4583492

write a few times more

REEEEEE

then:
MOM U SHOULD KNOW THIS

Buying eth near ath. GL

>>4583492

>>>4583492

>OP will gamble all his moms retirement savings away because of some 4chan memes

FUCKING lol

>using REE in real life
>Being under age
> Not having a bank account

You must leave. Go to Reddit.

stop acting like a baby, when I turned 18 this august my mum literally shove me money in my hands and said "Go invest, I know you're going to be successful, you're a smart boy", I was hesistant to invest into bitcoins but she gave me the push and I turned my $1300 to $6000

>>4583512
my impression exactly

spam her more memes, that will show her
get a job fag

>>4583394
There's a 0% chance you earned ANY money for yourself when you REEEEEE at your mom.

>>4583197
>Stop blaming.
I lol'd

>>4583197
if you let her control your finances like that, you obviously weren't ready to take such a gamble

cringe thread
your mom just wants what's best for you

>>4583320
>go to the bank
>"I want a savings account"
>Ok sign on the dotted line and give us $100
>boom, savings account

Your mother is right, stop blaming.

>>4583492
You gotta agree this is some top kek entertainment, guys

>>4583320
>be mommas boy and share bank account
>get angry when mommy cucks you out of some gains

>>4583661
this
even if you had that money, you'd piss it away on stupid shit

Confronting her.

https://youtu.be/6znRXT309tE

>Mommy I dont want my own bank account it hurts my head!

>Mommy help me buy bitcoins. Why won't you help me buy bitcoins Mommy!

>unironically REEs at mom

7/10 sensible chuckle.

>>4583262
if you really are 19 then you need to grow the fuck up

>>4583710
Not enough REEEEE.
5/10

>>4583710
You're meming
On the off chance this is real, I understand now why she didn't trust you to manage thousands of dollars

>>4583710
It is people like you that make me realize it is about time to get out of crypto. It doesn't get any more normie than this.

>>4583710

oh no

>>4583358
>>4583431
I got punched in the face by my dad breaking my nose and thrown out of my house on my 18th birthday, get on my level

>it never ever is enough for you.

https://youtu.be/PO1izuBmcvE

>>4583710
AHAHA, HAHAHA, that's awesome. Well done. Thank you for the laugh.

>>4583197
My mom was supposed to buy me satellite radio stock in 2009 when it was only $0.26. Had I been only 2 years older I could've just bought it myself. Constantyl nagged her about it and she never did it. It's now $5.44 I would've made 100k profit.

>>4583710
I don't even...

>>4583710
hope you don't miss out on the current Eth dip happening OP.

>>4583197
Sorry OP. Making big money and playing the market is for us adults. Go do your schoolwork so you can slave away for us when we are filthy rich.


stay poor

>>4583197
>actually using REEEEE in a real life setting
you didn't deserve to get BTC at 2,700 anyway

>>4583804
> y-you m-made me miss oouuuuutt

>>4583804
>>4583710
I guess your only option left is to go shoot up a school

>>4583835
>implying an adult needs to buy you stock as a minor
Nope, I'll take custodial accounts for $500 Alex.
There are really no excuses. You didn't put in the effort to get something done yourself. Accept it and move on.

>>4583710

I'm pretty certain about getting a vasectomy now. Thank you

you god damn son of a bitch. put me in the screenshot

>>4583197
I don't understand this post. Why would you need help linking your bank account for transfers?

>>4583197
Do you actually reeee when you talk to people holy shit

>>4583710
lol

>>4583710
I love you

>>4583899
You can't set that up without a parent either you fucking autist.

I told my family about Bitcoin when it was $100 a coin and someone told me to out $10,000 of their cash in and we would split the profits if I was serious and believed in it. I bitched out and was scared of losing their money and being blamed for it so I declined the offer. NO REGERTS.

>>4583984
Holy shit, that scared me. From the thumb nail I thought it's a skull tied up between the upper and lower jar.

stop being an ingrate. how do you even have money? get a job

>>4583993
You only need consent. Did you even fucking try or just continually pester her with "mommy buy me this stock"?
Did you put the paper (or computer) in front of her with everything filled out but the SSN?
Did you make any deal with her such as, do this for my birthday or do this and I give you something in exchange? Good grades?
She doesn't deserve blame if you didn't exhaust every possible effort to get what you want.

>>4583492
said you meant meth

>>4583197
you're a horrible person for blaming your mom for this

if you couldn't do it yourself then you have noone to blame but yourself

>>4583197

The point of crypto is that anyone tard with a computer can mine then for himself and that you don't need a bank account you tard.

If some 3rd worlders in fucking Simbabwe and Venezuela can get Bitcoin, why can't you?

>>4583197
[inhales deeply]
AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
[breaths]

Asking mommy for advice... financial advice?

[inhales deeply]
AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAahahaha

Women don't know shit, besides how to manage a kitchen, woman know very, very little. And you're asking for her help to setup a bank account? Holy shit anon, you have much to learn, I hope you're still under like 14, for your sake.

The much-anticipated sequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO1izuBmcvE

>>4584192
Boomers are to blame for this, this is what happens if you raise your children in a safespace suburban enviroment while reminding them every day how unique they are.

>>4584192
Kekeroni

>>4583197
Why do you talk like that to your mother? This is so fucking cringy.

>>4584192
with how calm she is Im guessing this faggot does this crap all the time. Parents need to start beating their kids again before this shit gets worse.

My gf stopped from buying btc when it was 300 eu and eth when it was 7 eu and still dont blame her lmao. You re over 18 your own decisions

>>4583280
Good lord op, sign up for your own bank account. You're (technically) an adult now.

My mom wanted to invest $30k into bitcoin when it was $25 and I talked her out of it.

>>4583492
Thanks for this, op. I haven't had a hearty chuckle in about a week.

>>4584405
How does it feel to know you screwed yourself out of tens of millions in inheritance?

>>4583197
I almost sold a RuneScape account for 3 BTC back in 2012 when I was 18.
I almost bought BTC for $40 each back in 2013.
I made 21 BTC from RuneScape goldfarming when I was 22.
I am to blame for my indecisiveness. I am responsible for my own successes.

You're also an adult. The above also applies to you.

Should I buy 5k worth of ETH guys? I think I'm too late to the BTC party, I missed out. Maybe I'll put 10k in ETH and 5k in BTC.

>all the posts telling OP to get his own bank account

He's 19 and can't get a job, uses memes in conversation with his mother who has custody of his finances. I'm guessing all the money he has is autismbux, which go to directly to his legal guardian. Opening a new account won't do much in that case, because Mom would still have to agree to transfer the gibmedats into it.

>>4584566
Yeah go for ETH, it's undervalued against BTC. Then go all in on Tezos when it launches.

>>4584566
Dude. I thought I was late when BTC was trading at 2000.

>>4583262
>I am 19 years old.
>Its mommy's fault I don't have my own bank account
No faggot, its yours.

In all honesty.

When will this crypto meme shit end? It's not real money.

>>4583197
>on the same boat
>my cash goes directly through a bank(bank transfer)
>bank account is tied with parents because reasons
>have to ask my parents for my own money
>they question why every time I ask for money
>MFW my money is hostaged by parents
Really fucking weird desu

>>4584549
She'd sell everything at 40$ anyway...

>>4584771
I bought a Nintendo Switch with my imaginary money last month and a car with it last week. I love imaginary money, I get to trade it for real things.

>>4584799
>bank account is tied with parents because reasons
Then get a new account, its not hard.

>>4584866
There are no stores that accept this computer meme. If you tried to buy food with it, you would sadly starve to death.

>>4584885
http://spendbitcoins.com/places/c/grocery/

>>4584882
Too lazy and too much paperwork. Will also take 1-2 months to 6 months for it to get transferred and don't forget the hurt feelings..

>>4583197
that's pretty top kek
good job, goy

>>4583710
>https://youtu.be/6znRXT309tE

pretty good, would be 10/10 if it had multiple REEEEEEEEs

>>4583197
You type reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to your mom? What sort of limp wristed faggot are you?

>>4584914
>Too lazy and too much paperwork
So its your fault for being lazy.
>Hurt feelings
They'll get over it, its your money.

>>4583197
>REEEEing at your mom

I know this has a 99% chance of being a made up conversation but still

>REEEEEEEEE
>Stop blaming.
>REEEEEEEEE

>>4583769
>It doesn't get any more normie than this.

This is the complete opposite of normie.

Offer to eat your mom's hairy withered pussy out in return for BTC.

She pays very well

>>4583197
Don't be an asshole to your mother. If you can't figure out how to buy BTC on your own, it's your fault.

>>4583197
Dude you do know there are A LOT of people still buying BTC right now right?

Just buy as much as you can, it'll hit 100k within 5 years.

>>4583197
You are still quite early. 10k is nothing. It'll be 500k by 2025.

Actually this is your average biztard shitcoiner.

i'll give you 1 BTC if you make a vid of yourself jerking off while you cry and say reeeeeeeee

(you don't need to show your face)

:3

>>4584885
rekt>>4584907

>>4583197
>REEEEEEEEEEE
so these are the idiots that want to buy BTC

>>4583317
lmao

>>4584107
are you illiterate?

>>4583492
why do you type REEE unironically in real life texts to people
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>4586768
you will give me 9,000$ worth of bitcoin to jerk off... IS this how porn starts??

>>4583197
>>4583262
>>4583280
>>4583320
>>4583349
>>4583394
>>4583433
>>4583492
>>4583710
>>4583804
>>4584566

Jesus Christ either start acting like a man or kill yourself for the love of god!

>>4583710
keked irl

>>4583262
If you can't open you're own bank account then you're a child. Children should stay away from complex financial assets.

Man up and get your shit together. Does your mommy still make your bed and tuck you in at night

May allah help you

>>4583710
confronting her by whining like a child
Thread gets better as I read
>kek

I had the opposite scenario. When I bought 1 btc at 2400, my mother urged me to buy more, but I was hesitant, thinking it might be a bit too risky. The rest is history :)

>>4584885
Found the fat autistic basement dwelling faggot of the day lolol

Kill yourself you virgin peasant faggot, wait, better yet bag my groceries and take a few sats as a tip, fucking faggot

me and my friends wanted to buy btc with like 1k when they were 4$. now we just want to kill ourselves

>>4583197
Sop blaming faggot
And get your own bank account

>>4583197
I wanted to put my savings into btc in April when it was about that price and my wife wouldn't let me .

>>4583710
>This are the kind of people that give you financial advice on /biz/

Thanks for the lels anon. Also, posting on epic thread.

>>4583197
Why do you speak english to each other when neither of you can speak it properly

>>4583197
19 yo
no bank account
lives with his mom
>complains

>>4583710
>Jack Rodger.
>Published on Nov 26, 2017
wow

>>4583262
get off that custodial account shit, man.
i didn't do it until i turned 19 (a few years ago) and I sorely regret it

>>4583497
This

95% of this board would have been better off buying btc and leaving it in cold storage and not looking at /biz/ all year.

>>4587688
>wife.

Get the fuck off biz faggot.

>>4587748
Genetics anon. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>4583926
No just don't raise your kid to be an autistic fag

>>4584192
>be happy to take 2 right now.

So she did buy you 2 what are you fucking complaining about?

>>4583555
this lolz

>>4588451
>someone who REEEs in texts at his mom telling someone to get off biz

>>4583197
Being your mother must be so tiring.

>>4583262
>I am 19 years old
Don't blame your mom then. Women are silly and you can't expect them to make good decisions. It's your own fault for not being independent and having your own account.

Open up your own bank account. Either find a local credit union or use one of the online banks listed here: https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/banking/nerdwallets-top-online-checking-accounts/

>>4588561
No, I bought 100 take 2 interactive stock when it was around 40 dollars and now it's 118. She said to be thankful for that.

>>4583197
Holy shit. You're so fucking annoying I would actually beat the shit out of you IRL.

>>4588625
>Women are silly and you can't expect them to make good decisions
Well I guess it's not good that western societies are pushing women into leadership positions.

>>4583710
>>4583804
I refuse to believe this is real. On the off chance this isn't a troll you should spend your money on counseling because you have the maturity of an 11 year old.

>>4583197

Nobody cares about you putting your $5.50 of lunch money. Not like you’d be rich anyway.

>>4588813
Don't tell op what to do you faggit. Op could be rich and independent by now if it wasn't for his abusive mother. He need to report her to cps. .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQO1nGchZ50