/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4566208
it's not a meme dude

let me ask you a question, HAVE YOU TRIED to cash out? at least ONE fucking time? If you haven't go and see for yourself. There's plenty of people on the internet already realizing it, that it's all a sham, and this shit is going to explode at any time. Consider all your investment a loss and just start investing in REAL things instead of "muh digital assets".
Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>4566221

Just cashed out 100k no problem.

>>4566208

Well well well,

>>4566275
, looks like we've arrived at this point again.

>>4566208
I tried cashing out and my pc started shooting shredded papers and rain clouds and then it exploded into a million pieces and my hourse burned down but it's okay because my dog's house is still standing and I'm sure he won't mind sharing it with me.

You guys are fucking nuts if you think there aren't SERIOUS issues cashing out major crypto money.

I went in hard to ETH last year and made over $700k. Not only was paying the taxes a complete clusterfuckx but the moment I filed and sent the checks I got hit with an IRS audit. Then three visits and counting from FBI guys.

Yes, I used a professional CPA. I'm now paying lawyer fees out the yinyang and the FBI is combing through every nook and cranny of my life. They think anything related to crypto is drug money or laundering.

God help you if you're trying to cash out six figure gains. You can't even enjoy them without fearing pound me in the ass prison.

It isn't even worth it if you aren't cashing out at least $100k. Crypto is automatically criminal in the eyes of the Feds and you will spend that much in lawyer fees on top or your taxes just to walk away free.

>>4566291
Where another poor soul

>>4566208
lol looks like we arrive at this point again. Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

>>4566339
finally realizes that

>>4566359

This niqqa ain't up to date on the latest biz memes.

You gotta do it line by line like /b/ does when they count.

Come the fuck on.

>>4566383
shut the fuck up

>>4566383
fucking newfags

>>4566375
crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

>>4566395

Rude.

>>4566401
You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out.

>>4566383
>/b/ in 2017

>>4566438
Seriously, try it.

>>4566456
You wasted all your money on internet bucks.

>>4566449

> street shitters
> scammers
> shilling
> no stock, resume, job advice threads
> implying /biz/ isn't the new /b/

Wtf are you meming about? I cashed out 100k no problem

>>4566480
There is no way to convert it back to fiat.

>>4566530
All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank?

>>4566330
Audit letter with timestamp or fuck off

>>4566330
I'm happy that I don't live in burgerland.

>>4566560
Those are scams, the deposit never goes through.

>>4566691
All those people saying it isn't a scam?

>>4566725
They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

>>4566739
Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

>>4566208
C R Y P T O

C is for Can't cash out
R is for Really nigga? You thought you could cas out?
Y is for You can't cash out.
P is for Pink Wojaks confirm, you aren't cashing out.
T is for Try cashing out--you can't.
O is for Oh my god, what a dumbass. You can't cash out.

>>4566754

Baby's first poem.

>>4566754
WAKE ME UP