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LINK Marines,

Happy Wanksgiving, and by God we have much to be wankful for. I write to you after a brief period of gaydio silence, and a recent promotion to Brigadier Faggot. Upon my return from the gay club and recruiting more faggots, I am proud to see everyone still holding each others balls and combating FUD strikes with some of the most well engineered penises /biz/ has seen in a long time. We have molested some valuable faggots such as the composer of the daily LINK updates, and Ballsack Pepe. I salute you faggotmen. And to all of the faggots who lead the charge in buying vaseline and obtained their well deserved anal sex, I salute you as well. From the Street Shitters to the General Faggots your contributions are heavily valued by not only the faggot community, but also the faggot club owners I assure you.

The signs of faggotry are here and those who are gay and faggy enough to HODL my balls will see a great cummening. Let us not forget the overwhelming odds the Commie CP Fleet faced in their genesis, and to the tiers of faggotry they climb as of the present. LINK will share the same prominence in completing it's mission of providing the fag-crypto world what it needs. The Orifice Solution, and you men will be a part of that history. We got hot chow and spunk over in /b/, feltching in /lgbt/, and the rapist is over in /soc/ for those who seek the ass in these trying times. I have seen a few posts requesting the circulating LINK Marine rank structure:

>> No.4560449

>>4560442
- General of Faggots: General Sergey Nazarov
- Faggot: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant Faggot: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major Faggot: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier Faggot: 125001-175000 LINK
- Cuck: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Cuck: 50001-75000 LINK
- Deluded: 35001-50000 LINK
- Normie: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Stall: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Stall: 15001-20000 LINK
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- Sergeant Shitter: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Shitter: 9001-10000 LINK
- Shitter First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Shitter: 5001-7500 LINK
- Shitter: 3501-5000 LINK
- Cocksucker: 1501-3500 LINK
- Toilet: 501-1500 LINK
- Charmin: 1-500 LINK
- Smart Money: 0 LINK

For suggestions regarding the wank structure, to FUD, to FOMO, or just to talk dirty; I can be reached at majgayleronshedicks@gmail.com.

Dog Bless,
- BFG Gayleron She-Dicks

>> No.4560458
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4560458

WTF I CANT CASH OUT MY LINKS

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>>4560442
tasty

>> No.4560665

>>4560442
Salty aren't we?

>> No.4560708

>>4560665
Since we are all covered in cum, yes, very salty

>> No.4560777

COCKSUCKER REPORTING FOR DUTY

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>>4560777
I HOPE YOU HAVE CLEARANCE FOR THOSE PUCKERED LIPS

>> No.4560792

>>4560442
Holy shit- EPIC post bro! gonna repost this one for my magapedes!

B A S E D !

>> No.4560912

Toilet linker reporting for duty.