/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4541845
fuck your mother

He better not dump on me

if (you_want_fuck) {
fuck_your_mother();
}

>>4541964
Dump your mother if you want to dump.

>>4541845
Predictions for tonight?
BTC will hold the lines at 8k
BCH will rise to 2k.
Yeh, it came to me in a dream

>>4541845
fucks sake i wanna go to bed... This shit storm better be worth it. 2am in asia right now

>>4541845
Some serious accumulation going on BCH right now

>>4542143
you mean distributing

>>4542162
Buying a few 100 BTC worth takes hours without rising the price

>>4542142
This could be you dreaming of the lamb land right now.

1 hour?

Gonna be epic, MASSIVE GAINS!!

History will be written and songs will be sung forevermore.

1700 now. Keep going

Like I give a shit. Sitting on my pile of ETH

Poorfag wage cuck reporting in,

How do I get into this shit?

Is coinbase the best website to use? What coins are the best? How do I get started in this, help a brother out.

>>4542821
>being an ideologue
Made +30% today riding waves of BCHETH

>>4542855
I use Gemini. Expect a 2 week wait time on identity verification. Quickest option is localbitcoins but the markup is massive.
Just start the sign up process now and buy your first hand on the next big month long dip.

>>4542855
lurk more you fucking nigger

>>4542905
how long you lurk before you made the move

>>4542887
Is Gemini in your opinion the best?

>>4542929
bitfinex

>>4542916
it's your fucking money. if you lose it nobody will be sorry for you.

>>4542855
gemini or coinbase - both will take some time to get verified. Just do it now and spend the next few weeks reading /biz/ ;)

>>4542962
I'm aware cunt.

>>4542916
1 week. Found out about bittrex, transferred from coinbase wallet to bittrex, bought ETH and XLM, still hodling.

>>4542855
Coinbase, gemini, or bitstamp. BTC, ETH, and XMR. You'll need an altcoin exchange for XMR: Binance, Bittrex, Poloniex, or Cryptopia. You could also use shapeshift or changelly, but it's nice to have an alt exchange.

The Flippening....it's happening! Miners gonna abandon BTC and swarm BCH. Holy shit, it's not just a meme.

>>4543027
When you first started out did you just stick to coinbase, gemini, bitstamp or did you use alt-exchanges as well?

>>4542855
Don't feel you need to rush in, do some research and get prepared for the next moon mission, there will still be others.

>>4542821
lol, sell ETH, massively overbought on major indicators on most timeframes,
If you are being conservative, sell 1/3rd of your stack,
keep an eye, not sure how much of a dip there will be but there will be some pullback within the next 4 to 6 hours

>>4543094
Moon mission I assume is when the coin rises rapidly in its value?

>>4542855
google it

>>4543124
l u r k
m o a r

Deleting my pink wojak folder in anticipation.

>>4543032
meme magic is real its real

WHY ISNT ANYTHING HAPPENING YOU FAGGOTS DO SOMETHING

Took a dump on BCH. BTC IS KING

>>4543423
fucking noob didnt ur parents tell u not to trust asians

>>4541845
In one hour, it becomes easier to mine BTC. What do you thinks going to happen again?

It is happening, chill. Go get a blanket, get comfy and watch the dragon cry.

>>4543027
>you'll need an altcoin exchange for xmr

No you don't just use Bitfinex

>>4541845

ok, now there is very soon 3 hours since you post this OP, and BCH contiunue dumping with heavy selling, and original Bitcoin going strong

>>4541845
Call me when BCH is touring mcdonalds

>>4543497
It is still under 2 hours from his post

6 blocks, 1.2 hours left

>>4543522
can somoene tell us the exact block and give a link to check when that block is reached?

>>4542916
I lurked for a day before I was sold on buying ETH. It took me two more days to actually buy bitcoin and then buy my first eth. This was in march of last year btw. /biz/ bless.

>>4543567
https://bitcoinwisdom.com/bitcoin/difficulty
here you go anon

So BTC will become easier to mine, and then the miners are going to switch to BCH? Hows that work? How come I can't find any reference to this shit outside of here, and a few subreddits?

>>4543585
>Hows that work?

It doesn't. People are retarded

can someone fill me in on whats happening?

>>4543585
The question is not what will be easier to mine, the question is who is the and how is the slayer

>>4543611

absolutely nothing

>>4543611

Nothing is going to happen, which means BCH is gonna dump again

>>4543653

exactly

>>4543617
What, like these guys? How old are you, really. Be honest. You're 12 years old, aren't you.

Everyone knows nothing is going to happen already, so the price is already factored in.

BCH will rise to $2200.

wait nothing is happening

look Bittrex market history, heavy selling with BCH

>>4543584
>
wait, the difficulty goes down? how will this slay the dragon?

>>4543668
>This delusion

I don't even believe you actually have BCH. Nobody is that stupid

>>4543686
i think the theory is that difficulty goes down so does profitability so major mining pools switch to bch and cripple btc hash rate

happened before on the 12th but it was temporary and this will be temporary too

>>4543686
Ah.. yes. What's really going on here.

>>4543702

and I have a few more on some exchanges currently.

>>4541845
We're breaking 1700 again we're back in the saddle boyos

>>4543710
im just interested if it will make btc dip cause I've waiting to buy a dip.

>>4543710
>difficulty goes down so does profitability

This is what /biz/ has been reduced to

>>4543738

Well I'm sorry for your loss then. Remember to be smart and set stop losses

>>4543740

Why in the fuck do people always refer to BCH in terms of fiat? If a flippening is all that matters then it should be measured in sats

>>4543748
i think it will cause a dip maybe like 7,800? or sub 8k
>>4543750
so then whats the real theory to why the difficulty rate change pumps bch?

>>4543776
>so then whats the real theory to why the difficulty rate change pumps bch?

People people thought difficulty was going to go up, but it's actually not

>>4543789

really? so why has bch been pumping? is this all like a massive fud campaign?

I think it's made the fuck up. Here, and on reddit. Buyer beware. I think that the BCHes had their one chance for a flippening on the 12th, and it failed. There won't be another chance.

>>4543805
>is this all like a massive fud campaign?

You figured it out. Hell BTC isn't even dumping in price this time and unconfirmed transactions are a hell of a lot lower

>>4543772

BCH is measured in dollars because it cannot be measured against itself and BTC is a shitcoin timebomb.

I've earned just shy of 20k off BCH so far, started with 2k. I'm quite comfortable holding right now because as I said we're headed to $2200.

KYS corecuck

>>4543805
duh.

>>4541845
real difficult 3 hours, for now, wait poor fags

>>4543829
>and BTC is a shitcoin timebomb

And yet it's still holding a hell of a lot stronger than last time (also both BTC and BCH are shit)

people selling their BCH bags in Bittrex and price continue going down

>>4542084
Fuck, at least add some modularity
>*fuck(your_mother);

>>4543844

>>4542084
if (you.wantsFuck) {
fuck(you.mother);
}

>>4543866
This would probably be better.
If(self.wants("fuck")){
self.fuck(self.mother)
}

>>4543850

I don't give a fuck how long it takes, I will not touch it because one day soon it will collapse. It is an unusable ponzi shitcoin no matter what the price says.

>>4543827

Maybe you should actually check the unconfirmed tx count before posting lol

47k unconfirmed tx now. Enjoy your bags corecucks!

>>4543923

Here
>>4543932

If the Asians don't slay the BTC dragon tonight you will witness the biggest karma blowback effect take place. After so much talk of being the man... you had better become the man, or everyone will literally kill you. These are the laws of the universe.

Congratulations Asian boy.... you got the attention of the world. Now, will you preform as claimed?

Destiny is calling for someone tonight.

>>4543958
wow it doubled in the past 11 hours

>>4543947
Why don't you just buy some and set a stop loss order? Experts who predicted it would go to $5k are saying $10k is a definite happening. You literally have nothing to lose with a stop loss order.

>>4543958
Someone doesn't know about variance. On a weekend. While the last block was found 30 minutes ago. While the hashpower is the same. Omegafuckinlul

>they don't know about operation white room
lol

>>4543972
opium war all over again.

>>4543805
Everyone's always trying to figure out what moves the crypto market and most are wrong. Its not fundamentals, its simply memetics. If you can convince people that a coin will go up it will go up, if people doubt a coin it will go down. Since the average crypto investor doesn't understand what he's investing in the market is highly inefficient and irrational.

https://twitter.com/attilafx/status/934130455741456385

>>4543829
tfw my 2k is 2k and i didnt do this during summer

>>4544015
thx for the sell signal

>>4541845
What's gonna happen in 2 hours, onii-chan?

>>4542855
get coinbase, then get verified on gdax and use gdax to buy, btc, eth, ltc.
transfers and buys are basically free on gdax
sign up for binance/bitrex for altcoin options.
they both have their advantages and disadvantages so do research.
cryptowat.ch is a GREAT charting tool, but i think it's $15 a month so theres that.
also, kraken bought cryptowatch and now owns it, so you get free charting from cryptowatch for kraken's trading pairs if you have an account, but the actual trading engine is dogshit. I'm hoping they will improve it so they can actually handle the volume they get, but that and they're integration with cryptowat/ch is a big project and will probably take a while. if they sort their shit out however, it would be one of the best all in one platforms out there.
also, tradingview is another major charting tool that many use, even better than cryptowat.ch, and you can post your charts for others to see and follow other people's charts and posts, but again, i think this has a monthly subscription fee
ICO flipping is a common thought people here have but is risky, and you must be absolute in your profit taking or else you'll get fucked. do an assessment before you buy in of what kinds of gains you are expecting based on researching the company, the problem they solve, the size of the market, how good the company is etc, and cash out a MINIMUM of 1/2 your position at your marker and DO NOT put more money back in, then stack your profit taking and be happy with what you got, "hypothetical gains" are a figment of your imagination and will poison your mindset and portfolio faster than anything else.other than that, take time, be patient, develop strategies for long term holds and stack orders.
time in market>timing the market
look for large trends, use daily chart to get a sense of overall, eth bull flag, and xmr bottoms (included picture) as example
buy high, sell low,
don't fomo buy,
stay rational
missed gains are better than actual losses

>>4544057
Hey there cutie

Here's my prediction for BTC: a little blip in price in the next few hours, not even down to 7800 (where it was just yesterday), and then onward and upward.

>>4541845
Everything has been up for the past few days - makes sense for a big correction (especially ETH)

>>4544075
Don't flirt with my sister, you baka

>>4543829
What's after 2200?

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S HAPPENING, BCH WILL TAKE OVER!!

BCH hashrate jumped to 14.85% :)

>flippening happens
>now you have $1k btc and $8k BCH
>literally nothing happened
Unless your a corecuck or a cashill

>>4544134
Oh, you mean it "jumped" there from 22% a few hours ago? wowwwwwwww.

lol someone spamming btc network.

>>4543986

(((definite happening))) is a good why to get dumped on and a stop loss may not trigger.

I don't buy 99% of shitcoins and BTC is definitely one I have no interest in, ever.

>>4543932
>>>4543866 (You)
We might want to encapsulate mother and make it private
public Person(Name, Mother, Wants){
Private String name = Name
Private Person mom = Mother
Private String[ ] wantsArray = Wants
Public Boolean wants(want){
for(int i =0; i<wantsArray.len; i++)
if(wantsArray[i].equals(want)
Return true
}
Public void fuck(person){
person.getFucked()
print("currently fucking " + person)
}
Public Person getMother(){
Return mom
}
}
//Initialize and excecute
String[ ] opsWants = {"cock", "fuck"}
Person mommy = new Person("jannice", null, null)
Person OP = new Person("faggot", mommy, opsWants)

If(OP.wants("fuck")){
OP.fuck(OP.getMother())

>>4544134
Er... literally nothing.

Except a liar bcashtard.

>>4544183

way to get dumped on*

>>4543989
>(You)

Still clinging to that hope with 3 blocks to go?
trolololololol

>>4544190
Haha everyone knows your mother is global anon.

>>4544160
You didn't pass high school algebra I'm guessing.

>>4544134
>>4544196

because fork.lol is 100% real time... noob

>>4544003

im with this guy

everyone trading in the new age beanie baby

These cash idiots will doom everyone into crypto winter.

>>4544183
>a stop loss may not trigger.

Maybe if you set a limit. If you've made +$2000 you can set your stop loss so you'll get out at $1000 gains and then you might sell at $500-800 but that would only be in the even of a huge crash.

>>4544190
I knew I shouldn't have made a programming joke
it always attracts autists

>>4544074
Buy high, sell low....
kek

>2 weeks ago
THE FLIPPENING IN 1 HOUR
>1 week ago
THE FLIPPENING WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME
>4 days ago
THIS TIME IT WILL WORK, JUST WAIT COREKEKS
>Yesterday
OPERATION POOINLOOSLAYER
>Today
2 HOURS COREKEKS, HEHEHE
>2 hours after
I.. it's ha.. happening, just look at muh hashrate, the flippening is here.
>nothing happens

When will you stop with this bs? at this point, all BCHcucks look like a little child whining and whining and whining just because he want his daddy to buy him a new toy, and he just never stops.

BCH PUMPING !!!

Meanwhile, BTC is about to break $8.3k and reach an 8.4 ATH today. BCH kiddos will never learn.

>>4544268
2 sats have been deposited to your account, corecuck.

>>4544127
lol asshole

Should i bch now or is the price to high?

>>4543932

using (var u = Env.AcquireIdentity("You"))
{
if (u.WantsAction(ActionType.Fuck)){
u.CreateAction(ActionType.Fuck, u.Relative(FamilyRelation.Mother)).Invoke();
}
}

>>4544300
Did you not watch it long enough? You know that gifs can have 1000's of frames.

>>4544273
BTC PUMPING !!!

>>4544273
pump your mother if you want pump

>>4544297
probably more than what you will get with bch

(def fuck person (print (str "fuck your " person " if you want fuck")))

BCH STILL PUMPING !!!

>>4543578
lucky fuck. I waited 2 weeks for verification

>>4541845
IT HAS BEGUN!!!!
LIGHT THE BEACONS
LIGHT THE BEACONS
LIGHT THE BEACONS
LIGHT THE BEACONS
LIGHT THE BEACONS
LIGHT THE BEACONS

>>4542821
ETH going back to $300 you deluded pedo

>>4544301
Its already 0.2 and the real pump hasn't even begun

>>4544419
$350 retrace would be expected but $300 would be bloody.

Screencap this: BCH will hit 1981, then bomb, just like pic related bombed in 1981. Meme magic, my friends!

hidden wall at 0.21 ....sneaky corecucks...

>>4543958
it was 200k unconfirmed last time and it didn't even matter.

hidden sell wall getting eaten away on bitfinex, amazing to see.

Here comes that little price blip I was telling you about for BTC.

>>4544003
It's both you stupid "dude just smoke weed" hippie faggot.

>>4543958
He thinks it matters...
These bcash followers are clearly clueless idiots!

>>4542084
if [uwnant to fuck =true]
then
fuck your mother ] = true
else
no

and then they say there are no pajeets on biz

>>4544190
Is this javascript?