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First one to get trips decides the fate of CHAINLINK.

>> No.4527941

Lamboland

>> No.4527950
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4527950

over 9000

>> No.4527955

>>4527923
sent to my address

also you suck

>> No.4527962

>>4527923

>> No.4527968

Pajeets coin

>> No.4527972

The project will die. Chart will flatline

>> No.4527978

>>4527923
sergey kills himself and link dies

>> No.4527986

MOONS TO $300

>> No.4527989

$25 2018 eoy

>> No.4527996

after constant bullying by /biz/ neets sergey finally kills himself in a live conference, making the link price drop to 0.

>> No.4527998

1 link = 1 lambo

>> No.4527999

>>4527923
TO THE MOON
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE RICH

>> No.4528007

Becomes the world currency 3 months from now.

>> No.4528013

top 5 coin 2018

>> No.4528020

>>4527996
HOLY FUCK, BY FUCKING 3.

TRIPS NOW AAA, SERGEY DIES IN A LIVE CONFERENCEEEE REEEEEEEE

>> No.4528023
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4528023

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

ALL IN ALL IN

>> No.4528028

>>4527999
weeeeeeeeeee

let's fucking go

>> No.4528030

>>4527999
Good anon

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>>4527999

>> No.4528039

>>4527999
and so it will be

>> No.4528046

>>4527999
>>4527999
>>4527999

>> No.4528054
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>>4527999
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT LINKIES TO SUCCEED.

>> No.4528067

>>4527999
>>4527999

>> No.4528082
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>>4527923
>>4527999
$100 by spring 2018

>> No.4528099

>>4527999

yes we are going to make it!

>> No.4528110

complete and total collapse q2 2018

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>>4527999

Magnificent.

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>>4528110
not so fast there pal

>> No.4528126

we are all going to be RICH

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>>4527999
Inchallah brother

>> No.4528156
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>>4527999
YES
/BIZ/ IS NEVER WRONG

>> No.4528178

>>4527999
based linkposter

>> No.4528259
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>>4527999

>> No.4528649

>>4527999
fuck yea, LINK $50 EO2018 confirmed

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>>4527999
holy shit i fucking did it, shout out to the homies on twitter

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>>4527923
To the moon baby!

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>>4527999
>Thank you KEK and your prophet Sergey for leading me to this song in our hour of need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocM-_0jnyOM [Embed]

The Only Way Is Up
We've been broken down
To the lowest turn
And been on the bottom line
Sure ain't no fun
But if we should be evicted from our homes
We'll just move somewhere else
And still carry on
Hold on, hold on, hold on

Chorus
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now, baby
The only way is up
For you and me now

Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is to come
Boy, I wanna thank you
For loving me this way
Things may be a little hard now
But we'll find a brighter day
Hold on, hold on, hold on

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now

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4528877

>>4527999

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>>4527999
>Thank you KEK and your prophet Sergey for giving us a sign in our hour of need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocM-_0jnyOM [Embed]

The Only Way Is Up
We've been broken down
To the lowest turn
And been on the bottom line
Sure ain't no fun
But if we should be evicted from our homes
We'll just move somewhere else
And still carry on
Hold on, hold on, hold on

Chorus
The only way is up, baby
For you and me now, baby
The only way is up
For you and me now

Now we may not know
Where our next meal is coming from
But with you by my side
I'll face what is to come
Boy, I wanna thank you
For loving me this way
Things may be a little hard now
But we'll find a brighter day
Hold on, hold on, hold on

The only way is up, baby
For you and me now

>> No.4528908

flipps btc

if quads btc mc is 1cent

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>>4527999
Fucking Checked.

>> No.4529206

>>4528691
i want more coffee pepes

>> No.4529530

>>4527923

MOOOOOOON Q1 2018

>> No.4529548
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>>4527999

THE KEK HAS SPOKEN!

SHADILAY! SHADILAY!

>> No.4529553

it will crash and burn after the moon

>> No.4529578

>>4527999

fugggggg
marines gonna march

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>>4527999
perfect

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>>4527999
YEEAAAHHHH

>> No.4529627

>>4527999
:DDDDDD

>> No.4529658

>>4527999
This single post has made me buy another 3000 link

>> No.4529665

>>4527999
Link and Req will make us millonaires. Check em'

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>>4529665
>off by 1
DOOMED

>> No.4529700

>>4527989
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

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>>4527999

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>>4527941
>>4527950
Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip even faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the Mayo Clinic. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie.

>> No.4530042

>>4527999
Trips to cancel this out

>> No.4530140

>>4530042
YOu cant cancel, we will moon

>> No.4530211

>>4530042
I said WE WILL MOON. LINK WILL SHOW US THE LIGHT

>> No.4530222

>>4530211
A third and final post to guarantee the mooning of LINK

>> No.4530232

>>4530042
>>4530222
roll

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>>4530222

>> No.4530260
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>>4530222
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING

>> No.4530280

>>4528099
>>4527999
Double confirmed!

>> No.4530311

>>4530222
this must be the meme magic that everyone keeps talking about

im starting to belive

>> No.4530361

>>4530260
>>4530280
>>4530280
>>4530311
>>4530247
>>4530232

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

I dont believe in superstitions but jesus christ

>> No.4530373

>>4530311
OMG fuel the rockets

>> No.4530384

>>4527923
QUADS CANCEL EVERYTHING FOR LINK. GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4530439

>>4530222
4chan is such a magickal place

>> No.4530576

>>4527436

why wont you buy any of my stickers, am i not good enough for you biz

>> No.4530952

>>4527999

Meme magic in action

>> No.4530962

>>4530222
>>4530211


WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFF WTF WTF
WTF
>WTF

>> No.4531127

>>4530576
sir, please sir, don't scam me
do you ship to India?

>> No.4531202

LINK will be the biggest moon since bitcoin

>> No.4531240
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4531240

LINK IT UP SENPAI

>> No.4531241

>>4527923
It will become halal friendly

>> No.4531255
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>>4527999
RUBBING HANDS

>> No.4531512
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>>4527999
trips have spoken (fills bags)

>> No.4531577

>>4527999
>>4530222
YES!

>> No.4531583

>>4527999

praise

>> No.4531600
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>>4527999

>> No.4531621
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>>4527999
ALL IN

>> No.4531629

>>4527999
>>4528099
>>4528877
>>4530211
>>4530222
>>4530311
>>4531255
>>4531577
>>4531600

PRAISE HIM

>> No.4531676

>>4527999
love it.

>> No.4531692

>>4527999
wew.

Lads!

>> No.4531762

only one place to go. M O O N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBiY2cX9Pk4

>> No.4531778

We trippin.

$10 LINK within 12 months.

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>>4531778

>> No.4531840

all links shall be given to me

>> No.4531843

>>4527999
Nice. Wish i had more link though, but aslong as i have a bit of a stack of link imm ahead of the normie fags i work with

>> No.4531861
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>>4531843
go all in and learn to meditate sir

>> No.4531862

>>4531778
Dont you mean $35?

>> No.4531877

>>4530222
Bam son

>> No.4531917

>>4531861
I want to so bad but know the wife will kill me, i know sounds betacuck as fuck but it is her savings aswell so have to be fair, also play buy the rules, dont invest more then you can afford

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>>4531917
exactly why I refused to take my wifos money for crypto
if you can't explain to her why all in chainlink is the best option its over sir

>> No.4532076

>>4531944
Its our money for one and i can explain to her but she wont take the risk, its fine my friend, i dont need to be greedy anyways

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>>4527999
all in

>> No.4532274

>>4527923
I just sold this coin to buy BCH.

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>>4527999

>> No.4532318

>>4527999
God bless you anon, you saved my family.

>> No.4532892

>>4532318
Same desu

>> No.4533290

Makes me sick to see people selling their link, must be fucking retarded and hate money niggas

>> No.4533573

>>4533290
i dont hate money 220k LINK. $25 eoy 2018

>> No.4533892

>>4533573
Fuck yes my fellow faggot. Wish i had more but im a poor fag :(, trying my dam well hardness to get their though

>> No.4533920

>>4533573
Give me 7500 link token please and i will finally be at my goal. If you did my fellow faggot we will be friends for life and when we are rich we will meet up. We can ride this money train together. I hate begging but just thought i would try asking

>> No.4533979

it's going away

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>>4527999
Can I be your friend, anon?

>> No.4534308

>>4527999

Sweet Meme Jesus

>> No.4534354

>>4527955
>>4528099
>>4528877
>>4529700
>>4530211
>>4530222
>>4530311
>>4531255
>>4531577
>>4531600
>>4531877
>>4531944
>>4532299
>>4527999

SHADILAY
H
A
D
I
L
A
Y

>> No.4534385

Chainlink will moon in the next year. Check em.

>> No.4534391
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>>4527923
Equal to the price of Zcash

>> No.4534461

TYBG
if link actually moons, I am going to give away well over $1,000 one day on here. all of biz needs to stand together to make this project work. Crypto is the biggest transfer of wealth from normies to us, I don't want to see anyone here get completely justed

>> No.4534771

>>4534461
Just give me 7500 link token now instead

>> No.4534779

>>4527923
what's the frog going to do with just a kernel?

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>>4527999
OH SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAA

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4535096

link bag holders die burdened and broken men. cap this post

>> No.4535202

>>4535096

KYS ever poorfag

>> No.4535338

>>4532318
here here

>> No.4535573

>>4527923
14,78$ eoy2018