/biz/ - Business & Finance

0,41% bitcoin increase
what the fuck are stock fags ?
DELUDED LINKIES

Huge green candles!

2000 sats it will explode soon

>2%
woah...

>>4511218
TREND REVERSAL

BUY BUY BUY

>>4511218
HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU NOLINKIES IT'S GONNA GO UP I TOLD YOU HAHAHA

SEE MOMMY THE STINKY NOLINKIES WERE WRONG AGAIN MOMMY HAHAHA MOMMY LOOK

MOMMY I WILL BE MILLIONAIRE MOOMY MOMMY LOOK IT'S GOING UP HAHAHA

>>4511256
>>4511272

It begins

>>4511218
>when even stocks would have been a better investment than chainlink

just fucking sell and move on, and stop posting these damn threads

holding unto losers will never yield any gains

and dont fucking compare chainlink to neo, hodling doesn't work with literal garbage, especially not erc-20 token with no product at all and autistic developers who can't even be bothered to write an update on slack

also, proof of concept is not a product in any way

I AM SORRY SERGEY I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN

>>4511218

2.27%
Incredible.

Only another 68% increase to break even right?

>>4511295

>>4511304

>>4511295
kek

>>4511427
>>4511439

STOP MAKING FUN OF SERGEY, HE IS A FUCKING GENIUS

FUCK OFF NO LINKERS!

>>4511321
Shhh. Quiet, little weeb.

>Supercomputers
>Priced in
>Team AWOL
>No Communication ever
>Registered in a Tax haven
>Slavic scamcoin Pump & Dump
>No activity on GITHUB
>Solves nothing
>Toilets
>Rory
>Useless token
>Deluded
>Doesn't need a token
>2 devs
>Sergey is philosophy major
>Bagholders left to fend for themselves
>Nobody outside /biz/ knows about this scamcoin
>you all got had
>Below ICO price
>No trade volume
>Chinks own 40% of this coin
>Dev has 6 billion tokens in his personal wallet
>Altcoin garbage
>2 shit exchanges
>People literally robbed "LOST ALL MY LINK NOO"
>Stuttering potheads

>>4511439
He's a big guy.

>>4511476
DELUDED

why dont you go click some random link and lose all your coins

Lol those pathetic buy orders, straight back into that downtrend

(((they))) know

$1 in the next few hours.

MINISTER YOU NAZAROV

THE LINKENING IS FINALLY UPON US

>>4511218
Yeah this is what I said earlier, some whale doesn't want the price lower than 15 cents keke

>>4511495
Delete this

I hope all of you bought in the dip. That was your last chance.

>>4511473

I have no idea what link even does. Something to to with some oracle guy who's apparently some big problem? Anyway, the reversal was obvious so I bought in.

Cryptogat shilled it, enjoy the gains my dudes

>>4511598

gimme the quick rundown on the toilet chain link meme

>>4511507
Unironically: stay poor.

waitttttttt for meeeeeeeeeeeee

>>4511672
Back at you if you hold LINK

Enjoy the upcoming wojacks when it dips further

>>4511642
there are some old photos of sergei falling into a shit infested toilet

>>4511598
kek

APOLOGIZE TO MONEY BELLY

>>4511642
eeh it was related to the usual "pajeets scamming biz" meme with the whole poo in loo thing, so people began posting toilets in link theads

and people began to make memes like >>4511709 said

>>4511707
This is going to be the only wojack I need in a month.

No-Linkers can't say we didn't try.

>>4511707
Based on what? I can wait for my gains on LINK, it's not the only coin I hold.

IM SO SORRY BASED SERGEY

>>4511218
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Get out

>>4511218
And its crashing again.

>>4511642
Mostly that it's presentation at SIBOS was next to the restroom

>>4512321
support went up, seems bulls are gonna try and get through this wall

>>4512243
back from the dead

>>4512478
2k sats forever bro.

Holy fuck LINK! go go go

>>4512515
>TA guy
is that supposed to be fud? I bought under 2k

also a stable price would make this really easy to trade for profit

i am a the happy holder of 200 links tomorrow i will be driving a lambo and living like a chad

At least put "link" in your posts so that the filter catches it.

Thanks

>>4512478
>chainlink
>bulls
maxkek

lol deluded linkies celebrating what every other shitcoin gains every other day.

its already gone as expected. alright now im ready for the next 30% drops before the 5% gains.

I accepted my losses long time ago, you should too

>>4513984
HAHAHAHA
Idk why people keep making threads about link. There's no news, take the loss like a man and move on. Come back once fatfuck sergey got someone to show.

Living. Rent. Free. In a back alley. Sucking. Dick. For. Half. A loaf. Of bread.

Oh linkies. What would the world of cryptocurrencies be without you? What do, we owe the honour. The promise of Link seemed glimmering at first. The premise of 'rent free' was surely innovative and ahead of its time. But, as time showed us, this coin was nothing more than a pump and dump that inadvertently created the most deranged community of bag holders known to man. A community that incessantly screeches "rent free" whenever they feel threatened, which is very common. To be a linkie is to be deranged. Having lost everything, whether it be your house, marriage, wife's sons college money or life-savings surely takes a toll on the mental serenity of a linkie's mind. Slight threats critiquing the developers of Chainlink sets the common linkie into a state of neurosis that can only be cured by euthanasia or the eventual revaluing of this godforsaken currency. However, once the price reaches 10 cents, the value will continue falling. This crash will be catalyzed by the fact that thousands of wallets will be lost as a mass suicide of linkies, causing the price to dip faster than Sergey can yell "POP OFF ME LEGS" at the emergency room at the Mayo Clinic. Don't be deranged, don't be a linkie

If there was a way to short the life quality of LINK holders, I would make so much fucking money.

>>4514032
>>4514432
Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.” Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress. A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights. One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop. The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.