/biz/ - Business & Finance

kek

>Volkswagen
>nice

Lmao no

>>4385245
Its a fucking Audi you piece of shit.

>>4385229
lol you got an A7? That shit will end up being more expensive than a Lambo after maintenance fucks you royally in the ass.
But to answer your questions, car shows are great. Cars and Coffee has a lot of locations in the US and check out your local area for any Audi clubs. You will probably find a yearly festival near you, I would definitely make the trip for it. Always a good time with scantily clad ladies everywhere.

I should have bought the new honda civic instead ffs. No one even sees me in this fucking car.

>>4385254

>>4385229
“You are not your job, you’re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

>>4385229
people who fawn over cars are the gayest fags in the world, there are dudes who dont even have drivers lisences slaying puss on the regular

you got memed upon

you're probably going to have to do a little work and find dates and then the car will come into play

>>4385229
Coffee shops, giant windows, curb side parking in front of door.

>>4385229
DULUTH REPORTING!!. WHICH ALM IS THAT? DULUTH or ROSWELL? also alm are crooks btw

>>4385271
>>4385279
This was supposed to be a fucking sure pussy mission car. Audi is the brand most chicks recognize thanks to this fag ass movie.

>>4385229
>spending money on a depreciating asset
why do normies always have to spend their money on stupid shit like that instead of re-investing it elsewhere, just drive a sub-$10k car it's literally just a vehicle to get you from point A to point B

>VAG
no one will even look.
Most of this cars are company or leasing cars.

If you want a show off you should buy something unpractical. Since you cant get a lambo you could have bought a 4C.

lol you wasted all your money

>>4385304
>Coffee shops,
Ohhh thats plausible. Im going to try looking for coffee shops that have a view of the parking lot kek.

>>4385229
Roll balls out in public places where chicks aggregate (protip : not a bars, there is sausagefest)
Great places : libraries, malls,
OR enroll in some shit university programme and scoop up classmates.

>>4385229
You buy nice cars for yourself, not for some sluts. I hope you aren't a fag and didn't buy an automatic... right?

your car isn't going to attract roasties if you're a massive faggot
the two energies cancel each other out
upgrade the whip op or cruise around trailer parks

you literally could have got any 25k coupe and girls won't know the difference between that and a 100k car.
some sedan isn't going to do shit

>>4385351
Nissan skyline is my I-made-it car.

Your friends? Your social circles? Girls on the street check you out if you look good yourself.

>not fit + shit car = no girls
>not fit + nice car = no girls
>fit + shit car = girls
>fit + nice car = all girls

I'm fit with a shit car and girls check me out from the street.

>>4385351
Who the fuck drives manual cars nowadays? Kek. Also i hate driving, i prefer to chill inside while someone drives it. Im only forced to drive cars because its the masculine thing to do. I mean most women expect you to drive your own car.

Must cruise High School parking lots anon its the only way

>>4385283
>Tyler durden claims you are not your job
>His job is literally "leader of an anarchist army". Yes, very common/easily attainable occupation
>Played by brad pitt, the chaddest man of his time
>Some broke virgin neet quotes his speech thinking it applies to him
i shiggy

>>4385229
You would wear the key on a necklace, that way everybody will see you are rich. This literally works but I'm sorry to tell you that if it isn't a lambo chicks arn't going to just throw themselves at you. You're still going to have to approach and say funny shit, the good news is with your medallion in full view you will be instantly a funny guy, you literally can't lose anon, let us know how she was.

>>4385378
this has to be a troll

no one is this shallow and stupid with their money r-right?

>>4385307
you put pussy over all your riches, money and being. Stop being a fucking idiot and do humanity a favor, quick putting vagina on top of everything.

just pay for hookers and that is it, women aren't worth more than you. God dammit white people make me sick

>>4385380
AAAAAAAAAAA thanks anon. I got a real great idea thanks to you. I'll hang out spots with parking lots near a high school notorious for girl dropouts. Like they said, its easier to pick the low hanging fruit.

>>4385401
>>4385406
Are you guys literal idiots? You think people want lambos (or any expensive car) just to drive it? Its for showing off. Dont tell me anons that you prefer showing off to fellow men...

you fucked up OP

>>4385377
Also, the only cars that really have an effect on girls are Rolls Royces. OP is a dumbshit who couldn't work harder and save a little bit longer for a car that actually grabs attention.

>>4385401
he actually has a point, they do expect this, and they do care what car it is to some degree

>>4385454
Wtf, no one wants an old lambo. Plus i find lambos to be tacky. Admit it faggits, lambos are tacky. Women are more attracted to classy cars like Audi, Mercedes Benz, etc.

>>4385229
Yeah bro it's something you show off after you pull the tail. The first step is to look good enough to pull the tail. The car helps seal the deal if you know what I mean.

>>4385455
This is false. They all have an effect but to varying degrees, but is true that rollers would go a very long way in optimizing the recruitment process

>>4385229

Uh you take a woman on a date. duh.

>>4385229
Do the gold digger prank!

>>4385487

insurance on a lambo will cost you an arm.

>>4385506
>Uh you take a woman on a date. duh.
Then whats the fucking point of the expensive car? kek. By the time you get her to agree to a date its almost likely that you are going to get laid with or without an expensive car.

>>4385487
Wrong. If it looks new enough they don't give two fucks what lambo it is. Whats fucked up is a million dollar countach is going to score less points than that shitty gallardo. They will think it's too old and that you are meming unless their boyfriend really fucks up and tells them

>>4385307
Audi sucks. Porsche is where it's at. Stylish but not full on pretentious. Good for showing off without looking like a tryhard. Audi... I just don't get the point. I only kinda like the TT.

>>4385530
hahah what dude have you never been on a date? Far from a guarantee. Bitches be wantin dat free dinner m8.

>>4385454
>>4385229
you all are stupid.. go down and rent a badass car for a few days, take off the import license plate bullshit so people cant tell its a rental.
Then go lie your ass off to the dumb gold digger whores... but dont spend a dime on them.

really though guys, if you arent getting laid pretty easily now then either your too ugly for your standards or are super fucked up personality wise.

>>4385229

It sounds like you bought that sweet ride for all the wrong reasons. Drive the car, enjoy the car. If it worked for picking up women they'd be the very worst kind.

>>4385432
you need to go out more often boi. I won't even bother to explain you what I meant and sadly you're the fucking idiot.

>>4385547
> Porsche is where it's at
A colleague of mine owns a porsche. Let me tell you anon, never get a Porsche. Its an absolute dick magnet hahahaha. Do you want to attract dicks instead of pussies?

>>4385229

>A7

Is an old man's car. And I don't mean some suave type, I mean a pensioner.

>>4385571
I'm a little a both mate. It's easy to not get laid if you put forth 0 effort because of tryhard faggots like you.

>>4385487
this one and you don't break the bank

>>4385571
>if you arent getting laid pretty easily now then either your too ugly for your standards or are super fucked up personality wise.
I get laid before the car. But now, I want to get laid USING the car get it? I want to attract higher caliber girls USING it. Im sick of 6 to 8 out of 10 girls. I want the 9's and the 10's.

Look this is pretty easy.
Girls like guys in convertibles because they imagine themselves sitting in it.
Sell the A7 and get a BMW or Porsche convertible.
Grew up in Miami. The girls always want to ride in the convertible so they can be seen.

>>4385653
>Sell the A7 and get a BMW or Porsche convertible.
Kek i just bought this car ffs. I just need a way to make women see me getting out of it after i park or at least make them see my car keys.

>>4385620

Jesus, dat depreciation.

Who in their right mind buys these things new?

>>4385764
>Who in their right mind buys these things new?
Errr y-yeah what kind of idiot buys cars brand new

>>4385229
>Fomo'd into buying audi bags
This is a new low for /biz/

>>4385598
This
>>4385585
Didn't know about that but tbqh I don't care. I just kinda like them. Stilish in a nazi way, like hugo boss. Of course, they've got nothing on Ferrari, but that's all another ball park.

>>4385229
>>4385229
Just parallel park it in one of those down town areas by a sidewalk. When a hot girl walks by roll down down your window and ask her if she wants to go get coffee.

>>4385711
Why an A7 tho? Audis are boring, corporate, they all look the same except for the TT and A1, which are the only tow worth getting. Really, you'dd probably get more tail with a TT or with a used porsche. A7 is too big anyway, it's a car that says "I have a family" or "I'm a middle aged manager and this is the company car". Boring, sad. Is it fun to drive at least?

>>4385530

Jesus mate women don't just fall over on guys with nice cars and ask to fuck.

Society would collapse overnight if this were the social dynamic.

>>4385890
>Why an A7 tho? Audis are boring, corporate. It's a car that says "I have a family" or "I'm a middle aged manager and this is the company car"

Thats the point. The car sends out a message of "responsibility". That along with my young age makes it the perfect combination. Especially since i prefer women 2 to 5 years older than me.

>Nice car, I bet he's responsible and successful
>Oooh he's quite young. He must be a talented genius executive of some sort.

>>4385939
>I want the 9 or 10's
>older than me

you are fucking larping or just completely confused OP

>>4386017
I'm fucking 25 years old you dumbass. 2 to 5 years older than me is 27 to 30. Even science shows that women's beauty peak at the age of 29.

>>4385711
Great car to Drive. I had a BMW 7 Series back in the day, but I was married. Pulled WAY more tail, like 100 times more with a convertible corvette.

Here is the thing as well. Women don't have any idea that an Audi is an upmarket car. To them it's the car their dentist has, because he probably does.

That being said, get a porsche keying, when they ask about it, and they will, tell them yes but I drove the A7 tonight and that'll get the conversation started.

Get a Louis Vuitton Wallet. Yes women are that silly. That will get them interested in, "if you are money worthy"

>Black Audi
You must be a white millennial from New Jersey with rich parents.

>>4386087
get a bitcoin QR code on your gold money clip so bitches know who they're dealing with

>>4386057
what % of your crypto holdings did you spend on the car? I was thinking about spending 10% on a meme car but I'm going to wait until spring or not spend it at all

>>4386057
You're a fucking idiot. You should be going for 21 yr old college campus hotties who want to find themselves.

>>4385454
Pre 2008 Gallardo's are extra garbage

>>4385939
You're a fucking retard. Car = emotion, otherwise people wouldn't spend more than 10k on one. You want the chick to feel like she's going on an adventure, like she's in a movie or something. Not like she's in dad's car. Emotions are irrational; you get chicks with an irrational car, not with a boring, safe german design. The main problem, anon, is that you're not a car guy. You're like a boomer investing in crypto; you have the bread, but you have no teeth. The car is not about looks, it's about feeling the road and the motor, going on adventures and shit. You fucking neet momma's boy. No offense tho

>>4386167
Around 30 to 35%. Stupid I know, but who cares? Im young and I still have majority of my money in crypto. I just want to brag to women a little that I earned good money.

>>4386196
I'm already a graduate. How the hell will i meet girls in campus again? Plus in college its all about working out. Thats why i often went to the gym back then. Cars dont really matter that much with college sluts.

>>4386057
That is absolutely not how they see themselves though.

You don't even need a job to fuck them OP, they will fuck you just to feel attractive again! All you gotta do is not be a humongous faggot.

>>4386057
I'm 25 and in love with a "girl" of 29 and even I know that's bullshit. Age is starting to show on her, she was more beautiful before. Sometimes I look at her facebook pictures from high school and damn, do I wish we could turn back time. She's my muse for busting my ass working and trading in the hopes of tapping that dumb ass one day.

>>4386223
>>4386225
this model is what I've been looking to buy after winter is over
I've gotten a gym membership and training classes to get into shape so I can get nice clothes and have a clean look
I'm a virgin neet honestly and over the years crypto has been good to me

>>4385547
>Porsche is where it's at
Only if it's a 911

>>4385229
>not keeping the car by your side at all times for maximum pretentiousness
kys

>>4386398
I choose the red head

>>4386261
Coffee shops next to it

>>4386348
Good Luck!

>>4385229
Retard

>>4386398
Are the answer choices part of the question or are they just there? Because if they're just there to trick you then the answer is 25%. However, if those are in fact answer choices then the correct answers are A, B, and D because you'd initially be 25% correct before looking at the answers but after looking at the answers you see 2 "25%" answers which add up to 50% which is also an answer so you have to include that too.

>>4386429
thanks anon it's been a wild 3 years and I've finally made it out of r9k

I drive one of these and live in yuppy apartments in a big city.

All my neighbours have leased Audis and BMWs.

Guess if you like cars you can spend money, but most people are over leveraged on a PCP contract on a depreciating asset which they never legally own and are a few payslips away from being insolvent.

>>4386398
ERROR: self referential question does not resolve, can not be converted to meaningful question.
E. Barbecue sauce

>>4385229
>How the fuck do i utilize this shit to get my dick whet.

Short answer is you don't. Fancy cars are not an efficient use of resources for getting laid. Not saying you should drive a rusty shit bucket. Difference in poon for, say, a couple years old $20-30k Lexus/BMW/Audi/Acura/Mercedes whatever is minimal to non-existent compared to a $100k Porsche or a $300k lambo. There are a fuckton of ways to make yourself more attractive and get more pussy with that money.

Long answer: Fat bald ugly guys with no social skills who have never been popular finally get a cool sports car and suddenly they get attention from golddigger roasties. A meme is born. Also if someone is living the club life and wants some club sluts you can sway some when the valet pulls up in your Lambo. Oh, but right, you're drunk, so you're ubering home anyway.

If you're actually rich, it should become obvious to women you're dating over time based on your place, your not working, your having help, your traveling that you're a man of means. If you really just want to get your dick wet, hookers are cheap. Or get a sugar baby if it makes you feel differently.

>>4385229
Use it for UBER and drive drunk sloots everywhere srs

Found out real quick that sloots don't really care too much about your car. Yeah they do but it's not nearly as important to them as it is to you.

The only times sloots really care about your car is:
A. If you look good.
B. If the car is a ferrari or lamborghini
C. If you look good.

>>4386486
see
>>4386598

>>4385377
Same. It's about your presence. You are felt before you are even seen

>>4385229

Pfft 4 door sedan...

Only think you'll be picking up is your grandparents for Sunday brunch.

>chicks
>ever understanding shit about cars

HAHAHAHA

Protip:
>wear brand clothes (thats what chicks recognize)
>whenever you have to pay in public do this from your money clip that contains several hundred
>get the newest iphone

THATS how you get fresh teen pussy

>>4385229

Red Pill.... any woman who would judge you on your car isn't worth having in the end.

>>4385229
wait is pic related your car? that isn't gonna get your dick wet dude, it's a sedan and not very nice looking, very generic.

i bought a brand new corvette in 2010, was the first new car i'd ever owned in my life. even that's nothing compared to a lambo or ferrari or something but i still got my dick wet with it somewhat regularly, lots of girls approached me just to compliment my car. i lived in a small-ish city though where there were probably only a handful of similar cars in town.

>>4386696
This guy gets it. Money just enhances your current presence.

>>4385939
lol

the type of girls who care about what car a guy drives are not the ones looking for "responsible" men they want to party u autismfag

>>4386486
Found the autist.

>>4386991
yep. met the best girls ive known when i had no car, then got a jeep, then got a BMW later, she liked me more when i just had a pleb car

>>4385272
Its a boring car everyone will assume you're boring. Girls who care about your car want fun

>>4385307
lol youre larping i hope

>>4385608
but I dont really try anon.. I have a mediocre 10 yr old truck and really no money to speak of and I'm definitely not super attractive... maybe a 7. I just try to be nice and friendly and somehow girls always come talk to me and I ask for their numbers after a few minutes and then date them for a little while. Maybe you just dont pick up on the signs.

>>4385351
I may be reading this on the toilet, but your still image photograph illicited a response in my fruity loins. You may proceed.

>tfw will still be driving my 2007 civic long after i "make' it

i used to have an 02 audi a6 that cost me more than 10k in repairs and maintenance in 4 year span i owned it. I don't plan on getting another german car ever again and will probably get some toyota down the line just to have a backup car in case one decides to stop working.

>>4385307
Also appears frequently in the Avengers movies.

>>4385245
Lambo is also owned by VW you buffoon.

>>4385506
somebody get this roastie off the man's board pls

>>4385229
What kind of knob buys a car to "be seen" in. Should've bought some self esteem with that money

How many of you fags lease or finance your car? I always laugh when someone with a 60k car had to finance it. I was at the BMW dealership looking at the BMW m4 and the stupid car salesman tried offering me a lease deal and said he leased his cars, I made fun of him right there and told him why leasing is stupid. The look on his face was so shocked when I told him I'm buying in cash. Fags that think they're wealthy becuase they're driving a 50k financed or leased car piss me off.

first you sell that shit and buy something with "WOW", what you got there is "neato"

>>4387880
The majority of BMW and Audi customers lease, because the lease deals on german cars usually have excellent residuals compared to a Lexus or something. Buying a depreciating asset with cash, especially in a low interest rate environment, is not smart, especially if you're making multiples in crypto. Enjoy your M4, because you ARE paying for it.

Yes, I finance my car.

>>4385378
You know that girls get turned on by a guy that knows how to drive manual right?

Literally how my last girlfriend would introduce me to people; "This is anon, he drives stick"

>>4388170
My ex called me a fucking loser and said I was just trying to be cool (it was a 2009 Legacy lol).

Notice I said "ex."

>>4388200
It probably helps to have something they perceive as a sports car - I drive a CRZ which has styling that looks "fast" but DESU siennas smoke me

>>4388237
pic related

>>4388170
No they don't, 90% of girls probably couldn't even tell the difference between a manual and automatic transmission. I never understood the "driving manual is manly" meme. Automatic transmission is superior in every single way. Do people consider it "manly" to use outdated computer hardware or software? And this is coming from a guy that can drive a manual transmission but only drives automatic. Only 16/17 year olds and 85 IQ rednecks think driving manual is "cool" or "manly"

>>4388251
You couldn't be more wrong. Girls can definitely tell what a manual transmission is. It's pretty fucking obvious when you keep reaching down to the gear lever every 10 seconds that it's not the same as an automatic. Automatic is superior for acceleration and that's about it. As far as being able to downshift on demand, drive in a higher gear in the snow, get better mileage, and enjoy lower maintenance fees, manual wins. That's not even counting the fact that it's way more fun to drive unless you suck ass at it. If I sucked at it I would prefer to only press the go pedal too.

>>4385305
Do you know Andrew popaberg?

you cant drive stick and have a girl give you a bj

>>4388336
>drive manual
>always feel like I'm breaking it
>Annoying after the fun wears off
>accelerates slower but feels faster
I don't like it desu. But I do like downshifting to brake without lights, for tailgaters and cops. Maybe that's why I feel like I'm breaking it.

>>4385384
SO, the character was anti consumerism?

Holy shit this thread blew up.

>>4388170
Bullshit, all they care about is whether their friends think the guy their dating has an expensive car. Car's appearance/prestige > driving skills.

>>4388351
Totally, plus is it really worth driving stick especially in traffic? You fags bash me for wanting a nice car to be more attractive to women but you guys are also using driving "stick" to be more attractive to women at the cost of comfort and safety which is even more pathetic.

>>4388371
I implemented a hidden switch in the brake lights circuit to do exactly this without breaking the coupling. Was back in the 90s.

>>4388249
How do you like the new Honda Civic Turbo? I was planning on buying that car but chose to shell out more for the Audi. I regret it desu, i wish i just bought the cheaper car which still looks good.

>>4388456
The SI? its supposed to be a fun car to drive and honda reliability is great, but I dont like the taillights and fake vents that are the cornerstones of the current civic lineup. If I was looking to spend in the 25k range today I'd prefer a golf GTI

>>4388405
>at the cost of comfort and safety

Stopped reading. Shit driver detected. If you know how to drive a manual is SAFER because you have MORE control over how the car handles. But I wouldn't expect an autotragic failure to know or understand that.

>>4389319
Kek i admitted earlier that i hate driving and im only doing so because pussie pouches expect men to drive their own car.

>>4388371
>for tailgaters
To trick them into rear ending you?

>>4385229
Ultimate crypto car here.

>>4385764
more like who would spend 16,000 dollars on a piece of shit thats over ten years old. what a fucking waste of money.

>>4386696

over 9000 hours in gimp

>>4390612
KEK im still deciding where the fuuuuck i should go today to show off. I'm a neet so im unemployed. This car is fucking useless. I keep googling hangout spots in google but i still cant decide.

>>4386348
Looks nice but it's way too expensive anon. You shouldn't spend more than 30k if you're not a millionaire, imo. Expecially if it's just to get laid.

>>4385454
>muh aerodynamics
It's literally just the body shape that makes people want to buy this fucking thing. Why don't car manufacturers just make their plain cheap cars look exactly like this to boost their sales? It's not like it would be more expensive for them to manufacture a new body shape, and it's not like you can fucking patent a shape. There must be some sort of coordinated conspiracy between all car companies to artificially boost the lambo's price by making it the only car you can buy that is shaped like this. The other companies probably get a small kickback for each lambo sold, as long as they continue to promise not to manufacture their own cars shaped like a lambo.

>>4385254
Audi body, Volkswagen engine, so basically an overpriced Volkswagen.

>>4386223
enjoy your 4G bluetooth remote code execution exploit hijackable brakes and steering so the first kid to root your car from the comfort of his mother's basement can drive you into a tree at 90 mph you incredibly stupid fuck.
anyone who buys a car newer than 2008 deserves the death they will receive. it's only a matter of time before the hijackening. you stupid apple worshipping touch screen loving motherfuckers will be reminded with fire that there is an actual point to doing some things as low tech as possible

>>4385530

it boosts her enthusiasm, wetness, and likelihood of additional dates.

if you don't care about those superfluous details and you're only looking for a hole to fuck, then you can make a temporary one with your left hand and fuck it and get the urge out of the way, then swiftly get back to hustling your way to riches without wasting hours interacting with some stupid roastie

>>4385229
the toaster of cars...

i got the most pussy of my life driving a '66 bug - chicks love old cars, it was fully restored of course - looked good, but honestly, buy a classic.

>>4385229
You won’t get any attention in an Audi everyone has one

>>4392016
>enjoy your 4G bluetooth remote code execution exploit hijackable brakes and steering so the first kid to root your car from the comfort of his mother's basement can drive you into a tree at 90 mph you incredibly stupid fuck

why are you so hard on me senpai, i only did it for the pussie. btw i still havent been able to show off my fucking car. FUCK THIS STUPID ASS meme of buying cars. i thought girls would notice my wealth desu, only the person in charge of the parking lot fucking sees me.

I cant roll the window down because i dont want to look like an enormous douchebag especially since im young

>>4392106
Jesus you're still here

Just put your car keys in pain view on the fucking table when ordering food in the restaurant you jackass

>>4392138
i... cant... get.... laid... using my fucking car. i should have not used 30 to 35% of my portfolio for this stupid luxury car meme. im going out again. i'll report if works this time.

>$200,000 for this
this is what I mean. there must be a conspiracy to create artificial scarcity of the most desired body shape.
tell me it costs them more to manufacture this car than it costs to manufacture a honda civic, and i'll tell you you're full of shit.

>>4385939
dude... when you're 25, you don't need money or looks to get women in their 30s. you just need to show up.
i bet older women hit on you all the time and you're too socially retarded to pick up on it

>1BTC for this

Laughing at you idiots who don't even know how to spend money

>>4392106
i pull up to the stop light and girls are yelling at me from across the street

>>4387880
he wasn't shocked. he was trying to manipulate you. those faggots get a raise when they can coerce someone into a shitty loan, even the customers who don't need one.

>>4388351
>>4388405
neither of you have ever gotten a blowjob while driving

>>4392164
The more you make of something the cheaper it is. Lambos are rare and probably cost much more to make. The materials in the engine, brake, suspension, body, interior are also much more expensive to buy or manufacture compared to a Honda Civic.

>>4385245
stupid nigger

>>4392308
okay but why isn't that particular body shape used by everyone? it's the most desirable shape. 99% of people don't know or care about the specs, they see that body shape and salivate.
it doesn't cost them more to manufacture that shape. they consciously choose not to do it. there's only one explanation for that.

>>4385547
holy faggot. And then he mentions the TT. Are you super gay or 12?

>>4385229
Should of got an R8 bro. The use the same engines that are in Lamborghini Huracan

>>4385229
You only brag about a car when you need it. Most of the time you can brag about many other things.

>>4385764
You dont buy a car thinking resale, you buy it because it makes you smile every time you get in it. If you buy a car with resale in mind its same as not fucking your gf to keep her tight for the next guy

>>4385245
>Audi is VW
>Lambo is not

>>4385245
>>4385279
>Audi is VW
>Lambo is not

you dumb motherfuckers, all those companies are in turn owned by Porsche group

>>4392834
Audis are literally just a shell over a VW and a 2x price tag

it used to be different, but then the krauts realised that people pay for it anyways so here we are

>>4385279
what if I told u Lambo Porsche is also in VW Group?
the number of pajeets on this board makes me sad

>>4393780
Those cars don't share the VW hardware like Audi does

>>4385229
I hate people with your mindset OP. I'm actually a car guy and because of people like you everyone thinks I'm trying to show how much money I have when I buy a nice car.

If you can't pick up a good looking chick without showing her your car (which btw if pic-related is a bag of shit) then you're a worthless loser. So good luck...

>>4385316
Surprised to see someone with the taste of a grown-up lurking on biz. I went for a test drive in a 4c the other day and it sure is a fun car.

>>4385229
if you want girls with a nice car, yu should have gone for a convertible porsche, it literally translates to we will have sex every day or that i am a very sexual man who needs sex every day.


so simple yet nobody knows about this.
only over 25yo girls know about the porsche meaning tho.

Your favorite BIZBOY OP HERE. GUESS WHO GOT LAID? KEKEKEKKEK thats right me. I got laid with a hooker.. She mired my car bros.

>wow so successful at a young age

Im going to sleep now.. Feels good to get laid. I give up trying to show off my car fuck this shit im gonna stick with hookers.

>>4394433
That's like saying every ERC20 token is ETH as they're based on same platform.

Don't think you understand what shared platform means. If Audi want to develop something, say a laser headlight, the rest of the VW group have access to use the part and customise it to fit said vehicle is all, doesn't mean an Audi is a VW, it has its own engineers and developement teams, they just share ideas and generic parts seeing as they are under the same parent company, for profits. Business 101.

PUT KEYS ON TABLE U IDIOT

its the first thing whores check + bottle of some expensive shit

>>4395554
I got laid already anon sew my podt post >>4395373

>>4395577
gj, take my advice next time, you wont believe how easy it is

>>4395373
dont bang hookers, you will 100% get herpes

>>4395706
t. me, I have herpes, I banged a lot of hookers (with condom always, no bare bj or anything)

not worth it

>>4389424
>over ten years old
There are great cars that are 20 years old, 30 years old, 40 years old etc. This 10 year old M6 will smoke most cars on the street

>>4395513
They drive the same, they just as boring with an ugly interior

If you actually want a quality VW group car get a skoda, they have to keep locking up their engineers in cages because of the low funding they solve a shit ton of problems Hanz overcomplicated

Or for the price of an A7 you could actually get a good car instead

>>4385229

>thinking you actually get girls based on your car

you bought the meme anon. Irl girls are attracted to confidence and verbal game. Just collect your best pictures and cruise tinder. I'm not saying there aren't gold diggers out there who will be impressed by a nice car, but if you think girls just fly toward you because you are driving around in some sports car, you are gonna have a bad time. Sell the car and buy something useful.

>>4385229

I'm married now, but when I was single I banged a lot of beautiful college girls. I drove a fucking 2000 Mazda Protege with 160,000 miles. No one cares. Just be attractive and know how to make girls laugh. That's all you need.

>>4385378
>hate driving, i prefer to chill inside while someone drives it.

I feel more comfortable behind the wheel as I trust my focus, reflexes, and decision making over 99.9 of everyone else in the road.

>>4385568
You don't go dutch? Last date I was on the woman paid.

>>4385229
>thinking bitches care about your car beyond it looking decent

>>4385245
If u plan to buy a lambo i have bad news for you.

>>4385351
>dat spaltmaß
Truly a ricer

>>4388403
The character was faggot. Like you. But you're the kind of faggot, that literally can't stop suckin dick, while the character is more of a gets his dick sucked faggot.

>>4392164
>t. I know literally nothing about cars

>>4392187
Damn dats ugly. Looks like a ridiculously pimped toy car for manlets.

>not buying this beast with your crypto gains

It’s like you hate woman and having fun.

>>4395137
>, it literally translates to we will have sex every day or that i am a very sexual man who needs sex every day.
>so simple yet nobody knows about this.
>only over 25yo girls know about the porsche meaning tho.

Explain this meme

>>4385229
>wasting money on pussy
Why do people do this?

>>4388251
I'm a girl and I drive manual transmission in one of my cars because it's fun, and on motorcycles because you really can't have an automatic gearbox on a bike. I know many other girls who drive stick. Like most people who drive stick, they're usually somewhat better drivers because they're not fucking around on their phones while driving.

>>4385279
so is
>bugatti
>bentley
>lambo
>porsche

faggot

One day I'll buy one
fuck lambos I want an Evo 2

>>4385620

I've driven one of these. Fucking ROCKET. Would buy this over any lambo any day...

ITT: Plebs posting trashy and soulless kitchen appliances on wheels

If I wanted a car that wants me dead I'd buy pic related

>>4398912
meant for
>>4398878

>>4395760

is genital herpes bad? i have oral herpes and fucking hate it

>visible ones outside my mouth look like pimples, but if i pop them to try to hide it, it backfires because they look even more disgusting as a bloody sore with a large red radius, and hurts for weeks

>they sometimes spawn INSIDE my mouth, on the INNER wall of my lips, where they form incredibly painful ulcers instead of pimple-like sores, and these take a month to heal and hurt so fucking bad any time i move my mouth in the slightest

>they sometimes spawn at the corners of my mouth, and then they rip open every time i open my mouth to speak. these ones take MONTHS to heal because they keep ripping themselves back open.

>i've read a lot about how the oral herpes virus camps out on nerve endings when lying dormant between flares, and very slowly it climbs up the nerve endings until it reaches the rather close-by brain, at which point you get herpes lesions on your fucking BRAIN and start developing dementia and alzheimers

this shit is the worst thing that has ever happened to me, and i got it from a kissless handholdless virgin. we later determined she must have gotten it when she was molested by her shitlib mother's illegal immigrant boyfriend when she was 11. he would slobber on her face and that must be how she got it. she had always assumed it was just pimples.

>inb4 she made that story up to cover for her past sluttery. no, she was definitely a virgin, and she was definitely molested by an oral herpes infected mexican when she was a child. i can't explain how i know this without turning this into a blog post, and it's already a blog post.

>>4397200
NOBODY knows (OR CARES) anything about cars. 99% of people are conditioned to drool upon seeing a certain body shape. That was my point and you didn't address it at all, therefore I've won the argument

>>4385378
>Who the fuck drives manual cars nowadays?
Men

>>4385378
>Who the fuck drives manual cars nowadays

>>4386289
>She's my muse for busting my ass working and trading in the hopes of tapping that dumb ass one day.
That's some real life poetry. Touched my heart.
Be persistent and you'll make it, but she might be well past her prime then

My dad owns a e63 that I get drive around

Feels good man I can feel all the ladies eyeballing me when I get out at events

>>4399325

This guy is a total fucking cuck who knows basically nothing about cars.

His understanding of a car is like a woman's: how comfortable are the seats, is the radio good, interior finishes etc.

>>4398912
>He doesn't take risks
Nu male please

>>4399743
>doesnt take risks
The Clio is more likely to kill you is the point I was making

those shits want to take you out, doesnt matter if it dies in the process, it will fucking try everything in the book

>>4399775
Yeah but the Clio is a kitchen appliance on wheels, you numale.

>Not driving around in the high speed Bitcoinmobile blaring derogatory anti-fiat currency soundbites out of the loudspeaker at unsuspecting passers by

>>4399844
>the V6 is a regular clio
the porsche cant even come close dude

>>4400074
>buying an Alfa Romeo