/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4354585
Yeah, you heard it right. Now, do any of you dumb broads have a friend above a fucking 6? The king is horny.

What does that room smell like?

>>4354597
[UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER]

>>4354599

Piss

>>4354599
bags of sand

>>4354599
cheap perfume and used tampons

>>4354599
salty coins and milk

>>4354585
Ughh too old, didnt my mom tell you i was all in on ETH?

>>4354599
Too many humans in one room. Pry smells like piss shit and feet

When will this happen for me. I just want to impress girls.

>>4354599
Salty nocoiners

>>4354599
strawberries and lotion with a bit of musk

>>4354632
DUDE i know exactly what youre talking about. Absolutely disgusting

>>4354599
gefilte fish from last night with Mr. Bergmanstein

Yep I'm the next Warren Buffet

"who's that?"

Lmao none of those women have anything special about them. They don't even exercise. Disgusting.

>>4354771
>>4354597
>>4354621

>fedora tips

>>4354599
parabens and other noxious industrial chemicals

>>4354812
white knight pajeet detected

>>4354585
god these girls are ugly

>>4354585
They'll be saying that if you get in MCO right now, VISA CARDS APPROVED, NEWS JUST DROPPED!!

"Yeah, I have actually been building up a pretty nice portfolio in the last few month on some higher risk investments. Figured I would broaden my horizons from real estate... Anyway, what are you guys up to today?"

>>4354585
Whatever the Weinstein brothers smell like after a long night of auditions.

>>4355224
dont fall for the pump and dump. its a sad little group trying to unload bags

>>4354585
Haha, her and her stories. I don't really know much. Just a couple index funds :^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>4354615
he asked for "smell" you faggot
>>4354626
much better

>>4354585
>>4354771
>>4355192
It's the cheerleader effect in action. You get nervous because it seems like you have the attention of a room full of hot 6-7s and then you look at each one of them individually and realize they're all just a bunch of dirty whores

WHO DO NOT DESERVE
A SINGLE DROP
OF MY GOD TIER SEMEN

>>4355329
everything smells, salty coins and milk included

>yeah i take a broad out shopping, buy her some nice clothes, get her hair done and shit
>then drop her ass on the track and watch that ho bring me $1700 a day

>>4354620
Kek haha

>>4355236
jesus christ have you ever actually spoken to a woman before?

>>4355450
/thread

>>4354843
This

God I hate people who use shit like that

>>4355277
Also this, kek

Can't wait until I'm a millionaire just so I can pretend to not be one when I actually am

>>4355224
Stop shilling this. It's over, just give it up.

>>4354585
Y-you too.

>>4354599
Sweat, slight nasty hint of old shit and rancid earthy smell of unwashed/sweaty vagina. All this tried to hide with cheap deodorant or perfume which gets so intense it literally stings in your eyes. It's repulsive, srs.

>>4354597
Hahahahaha this made me kek

Seriously but there is maybe 1 person above a 6 in that photo, that's horrendous.

>>4355364
Agreed
What does pussy taste like tho

>>4354585
>heh, ya for sure. it was nice seeing you all, have fun tonight
>go to room

real fuckin tough one op

>>4354585
>I'll give you 100 link for a hug

>>4356231
If it's clean, not much, but the taste has a slightly sweet tang when she's wet, and a musky smell.

Lick the back of your hand then smell it to get a pretty accurate idea of the scent.

>>4356734
t-t-thanks, anon

t. virgin

>>4356796
Anytime friend, I wish you many financial gains to one day have the confidence to get that elusive gf.

>>4356231
LET'S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

PUSSY TASTES EXACTLY LIKE AN ARMPIT

IF SHES CLEAN AND SHOWERED, VERY LITTLE. IF SHE JUST GOT DONE WITH THE GYM, EXACTLY LIKE SWEATY ARMPIT
IT EVEN SMELLS PRETTY CLOSE TOO

IT'S BASICALLY ANOTHER ARMPIT

THINK ABOUT IT

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand crypto currency. The trades I do are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical market trends most of the gains will be lost to a typical baby boomer. There’s also /biz/'s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the characterisation of the market- in which our true philosophy draws heavily from bitstofreedom literature, for instance. The users of biz understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the market, to realise that they’re not just all about memes - they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike crypto trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in /biz/'s relevent catchphrase “Hodl,” which itself is a cryptic reference to how the market is in constant flux and regularly bounces back. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as trading views charts update in real time on their comouters screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a large amount of holdings. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they have a portfolio as diverse as my own (preferably with some futures) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>4356796
It was hard for me to accept this back in virgin days, but having a gf is 100% not worth it. 6 months in they become full time bitches, they are a financial burden, emotionally unstable and no matter how much you think you like her initially that all fades away.

Get rich, get a vasectomy, fuck and bust in every hoe thats trying to get rich off of your god semen, then when you actually want a kid, use your dna to fertilize an egg artificially.
Expensive but you're rich
Also make sure the gender is male. Unless you want your inheritance to be spent on fashion.

>>4354585
I-I-I h-have 89b-b-b-b-b-b-tc c-c-can I-i s-s-s-s-s-sit-t nex-x-x-t t-to one of y-you? P-p-please r-respond

>>4356820
True, however you're missing out the fact that armpits don't have pussy juice that tastes metallic/salty if it's unclean.

>>4356847
Yup anon I am smart too

>>4354620
Underrated post

cheerleader effect, they're all ugly

>>4354767
Fucking this. God damn roasties.