/biz/ - Business & Finance

go away

>>434763
/biz/ is still new, but so far we have:

Buttcoins.

Goyim.

We're stil on the process to decide our king, nonetheless.

also, GTFO.

>>434763
NEWL

>>434763
more jews

>>434763
For the stupid:
BUTTCOINZ!
Buy PND, short DOGE

For the real people:
Index, use Vanguard and Bogleheads, because it's the best empirical advice to actually give you. We can send you to decent resources to learn about money, stocks, economics, etc, but the best first step you could possibly take is to ignore all that noise.

>>434763
who is that boy?

>>434806
She's a legit female lol


Some Mongolian/Slav hybrid

Buy high sell low

lets get down to

being hypothetically wealthy

>>434806
>>434807
She's Beautiful.
How can I turn x into y and muh college major.

Start a public-owned Bank?

There's a couple K minimum per year for free =)

Money, we don't have it but it's all we think about, there's no other layers, just money.

In Gold We Trust

Maybe pebbles would make a good currency =D

>>434763
READ RICH DUD POOR DUD

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>>434763
a) something to do with all those kids who have web/game ideas but virtually no programming knowledge
>how herd can it be guise lol?

b) something to do with all the "how do i get rick quick" fagets

When someone asks "How do I money?" the reply should be meth lab.

Buy doge
Short pran

>"I have $1,000 lying around, how do I get rich?"
>You're gonna have to suck a lot of dick

the problem is buy doge and short pran are dated, we need to keep conjuring up hot stock market tips

>>434974
It all comes down to buy high sell low.

>>434983
damn I love my ID, Nigerian prince over here

we have austrian economics and cryptoshit

>>434983
i was gonna say this one or "buy high sell high"...

>>434807
Tatar. That's how the Turkic hordes that invaded Europe and Middle East looked like: the Huns, the Avars, the Cumans, the Seljuq Turks.

>>434763
Install buttcoin

>>434763
"wageslave"

>>434763
L C I F

Y'all r stupid

Sell me this pen

>>435279
This.

>>434763
Business and stock metrics

>Short PRAN and buy doge

>>434801
Buy bitcoins before it's too late. You'll be sorry you didn't

>>434763
buy buttcoins, launder through cryptonote exchanges, buy drugs

Scam coin... Will mine

>>434763
Its..

Buy Shitcoin

Short Shitstock

>>434773
We already have our stuff decided, it's just not notarized.

>NEWL

>advise others to invest in new cryptocurrencies even if we're completely aware it's retarded

>We don't have a king, we have a permanently positioned CEO who is immune to shareholder voting. 1987 Gorgon Gekko.

Get your head out of your ass, anon.

We already have our stuff decided, it's just not notarized.

>NEWL

>advise others to invest in new cryptocurrencies even if we're completely aware it's retarded

>We don't have a king, we have a permanently positioned CEO who is immune to shareholder voting. 1987 Gordon Gekko, because the man who can kick the shit out of a man who's "winning", is even greater than a winner.

Get your head out of your ass, anon.

"shill me this pen"
or
"stop shilling!"

>>434763
BUY PNDE SHORT DOGE
also

GMO we're gunna make it

>>434763

Buy high, sell low

>>434763
we are the jews

Always short PRAN

justtried to firgure out what >NEWL is about
what the FUCK was happening there
i have never seen anything like this

>>434763
do you think she would give me five dollars if I hugged her?

>>434763
>So, what's /biz/s 'thing'
I have 25k how do i invest it

I just inherited 4 million dollars what do

>>434763
/int/ has belaruse :^)

>>434836
essentially, this

>>434836
ill add it's like /fit/, the board is about the most expedient ways to grow muscle/lose bodyfat and that's it. healthy and anything else is just sidechatter stemming off those concepts

>>434773
pls, we have a king