/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Paragon addicted pickpocket tries to assassinate my avatar.
>Gives me a moments notice by screaming something about Wraith Protocol and huffin’ jazz.
>Cloud-boosted memory recalls some Dogecoin Dark pump and dump from years earlier.
>Normally, District0x forces would instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>Relay stand-by orders to incoming Districtox forces.
>Download latest version of the Decentralised Jeet Kun Do by famous AI author Bruise L-AI
>Completes just as assassin is about to bear down on me.
>I swiftly flow around his awkward attack, slipping around from behind and snapping his neck.
>A loud voice cries across the Digi-speakers.
>FIRSTBLOOD!
>10k Firstblood added to my account.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud.
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI.
>Another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse /biz/ on 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me…
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost.

Tip Jars;
BTC: 13TMdHbmRNPgusvfBhd9t5vyLobhGfDdE6
ETH: 0x1bE8AA2133358f4580f3D0B5Ea6d57DfEC099076
ARK: AZtoFXfP4ia4JcbjgQCUaQQgSJ1DkyXSex

> I'm hungry, so I use load my wireless augmented reality communication app and load up a food delivery service.
> I pay HungryCoin, which goes to the government, because I intend on consuming food & beverages.
> I order a cheeseburger with fries & bottled water
> I pay 1x10^24 LINK, which has evolved into the global currency for the New World Order
> My LifeCoin payment is coincidentally due, so I pay the government 5 LifeCoins for existing
> Upon arrival, I tip the delivery driver 4 TipCoins and we go about our days
> He forgot my bottled water and pays me 5 InconvenienceCoins
> We exchange words and our daily talking limits has expired, so we nod & smile to express our farewells... again
> I pay 10 CommunicationCoins to the government by using my government-issued phone to scan the microchip on my forearm
> I receive my CommunicationCoins for the next day

>>4299178
That's the spirit.

>>4299178
That's one scary way to look at the future.

>Shit, I'm out of PornCoins and I really need to fap
>Go to /biz/ to beg for donations
>FUCK, I don't have enough BizCoin balance to post a new thread
>Curse the government for not allowing FoodStamp conversions
>I look out my window. The world has been split into two groups: The Early Adopters, and everyone else
>Even in the dark of the night, I can see the glistening statue of the Early Adopter who owns the part of town I live in
>Rain trickles down his bronze neckbeard and flows down over his giant belly
>Fuck this gay earth

>>4299338
It's a bit cynical that's for sure. But at least he had a go.

>>4299359
kek. why is everyone so grouchy today?

>the year is 2040
>nothing cool has happened, instead we just have more feminism

>>4299402
>More feminism
Pls God no.

great content

unironically considering giving you a tip

>>4299818
I would be unironically grateful.

>>4299828
post litecoin wallet

>>4299847
LTC: LKWYPPjXQ1e36fRHesCPNQvt5XM7s1kwqK
Thanks anon. Have another heart Pepe.

>>4299883
it's such a shitty green text. but happy you got a tip

>>4299883
sent

>>4299913
It's a work in progress. As good user content appears I work it into the copypasta. I post it maybe once or twice a week at different times.
>>4299927
Cheers anon. Pls feel free to add any lines and I'll see if I can work them somewhere into the next pasta.

dude writing 4chan fanfics is kinda cringey might wanna try to get out more.

>>4300027
(you) sure got me there. What ever will I do with my life now? How embarrassing for me.

Creepy it's like /pol/ and biz are ying and yang now. Crypto working for the now. /pol/ trying to destroy now. Either way I wanna get may gains dump.

>>4300591
Nwo not now

>>4299108
>>4299110
>>4299178

t. Sam Hyde

>>4300692
ABORT

>The year is 2029.
>Bitcoin is everything and shitcoiners are starving on nuclear radiation.

>>4300771
ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>4299108
>$
Come on now, that's completely unrealistic and immersion breaking.

>>4301114
fair call. I'll convert that to satoshi's the next time around.

>>4299108
we Shadowrun nao

>>4301205
Tried posting this on /tg/ once. They didn't like it.