/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4295434
No

>>4295434
Not even close.

>mfw I am Jeff Bezos
>mfw people will think I'm larping
>mfw I come on here and laugh at you pathetic "whale" virgins
Timestamped pic coming shortly
fuckin' virgins hahhaaha

>>4295512
buy some altcoins then

you nigger will be the first quadrillionire

>muh but i wanna sell food on amazon too becasue fuck people trying to make living
>muh capitalism

>>4295512

Shhhh

Yeah fuck that guy for being so lucky

>>4295512
pump links pls

Real talk if you had like $80Billion what the fuck would you do?

Non-meme answers please, seeiously what would you do

>>4295512
How does it feel to be bald baldy?

>>4295581
Nuke the world into oblivion

>>4295581
Fund the pursuit of immortality, then support endeavors to further humanity as I see fit - space exploration, maybe? I don't think I'm nearly educated nor wise enough to smartly throw around 80B

I'd blow some of that shit on myself of course, but it'd be so insignificant

>>4295434
Oh look, 4 far left fuck tards.

90% tax on all rich fucks. They all love the left, they should be thankful to give almost all of their money to the government.

>>4295581
Create a charitable foundation and donate for tax write-offs. Have all hard decisions done by sycophants. Travel.

buff bezos

>>4295641

This

Jihan is going to have even more by the end of the year and it both amazes and scares me.

>>4295434
>berg
>a man
pick one

>>4295581
Create a white country

>>4295434
>can't even afford to buy a first world country
poorfags

>>4295664
you're going to need more guns and bombs and jew-repellant in general m8

>>4295639
Why would somebody so good with money want people so fucking bad with it managing it, why should this even be considered? Those whales could be more effective giving away 1% at their discretion than any fucking government could be with 100%.

>>4295581
Hire women to drink all my piss

Like, whenever I need to piss I will have a woman drink it from my dick

>>4295639
they were probably all hillary supporters, i.e. corporate neocon shill who says nice things about minorities

>>4295621
>space exploration, maybe?
fuck off elon with your 1960s scifi fantasies.

you were on the right track with immortality.

after 10xing my money in bitcoin and being worth a trillion dollars, i would start funding two projects:

1. AI research
2. immortality research

everything else is suboptimal bullshit

>>4295581
Fuck with government policies, start ww3

>>4295791
So basically Peter Thiel?

>create a charitable foundation, donate for mad tax write offs while funding things I consider to be important in society
>invest in space expiration, start my own rocketry company
>build a luxury skyscraper and name it after myself
>travel the world
>build comfy homes around the world and be comfy inside them
>shitpost on 4chan

>>4295805
so, Russia basically?

>>4295581
I'd probably buy a country

>>4295434
Not even one for ever person on this planet, yet
Wait....

>>4295581
A lot of drugs

>>4295655
this ugly chink will be lucky to have anything after bcash crashes and bitcoin chages its proof of work to decentralize mining

>>4295434
>95.1 Billion
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
The Rothschild Family is worth $500 trillion.
But even they bow to the Bogdanoffs

>>4295581
Feel a girl's breasts.

Like nipples and everything too, if possible.

>>4296613
I’m going to need a quick rundown on these so called bogodoffs

>>4295621
>Fund the pursuit of immortality
Like half of the forbes list already does this.

>>4297275
RUNDOWN REQUIRED ASAP

>>4295581
Build a medieval walled island city and shoot non white invaders on sight

>>4295581
buy chicken nugger

>>4295581

I'd like to open a coffeeshop where you a served by mentalky handicapped people (only non-agressive and non-stinking ones though) called Special Interest.

Eugenics.

I'd also clone my dog and eventually, myself.

>>4295581
Get a fat dick.

>>4295581
Have my lower ribs removed and suck my own dick. It's not gay if you don't think about sucking dick, just focus on getting your dick sucked

>>4297372
kek

let's say I happily sold all of my shares, cryptos etc.
I got 90B USD.
How much they gonna take from me in tax form?
How much they gonna take from me after a year?
How long I will have to sit in courts so they won't tax me anymore?
First question is most important.

>>4295434
No its not you fucking commie

>>4295791
>>4295621

Google search Blue Origin, Jeff literally is doing space exploration

>>4296613
Better giv uz a quik rundown then ya git.

>>4297577
You wouldn't have to pay anything. With $90,000,000,000 you'd be the master of puppets.

>>4295639
You have no idea what 'far left' even means

>>4295434
Considering that Amazon takes like a week to ship my things, yes.

>>4295664
Fuck that. With $80 billions, I'd fund white interests in my own country to the point it'd turn within years. Look at what Soros can do with a few hundred millions invested, and this guy is a mentally unstable moron drunk on power. The current push for diversity is barely maintained above 50% in "democratic" elections with MASSIVE investments from those who seek to destroy western civilization and little opposition from the other side. Any pushback would tip the population out of this suicidal mentality they don't even want, they just passively accept.

>>4297308
damn, living in mini gondor would be comfy as fuck. I'd do this too.

>>4295581
find a good woman and travel the world with her. if no good woman is to be found, then maybe travel with some friends.

other than that, buy a decent home, nothing, crazy, something in the 250k range, a nice truck or comfy suv, something that's good for long distance driving.

>>4298314
please go back to pol

>>4295664
Only good an meaningful reply, all nihilist just wanting to shoot themselves with endorphin need to go.
However I would try to save mine first but in the meantime I would create a plan B.

>>4298314
Unironically this but instead of white country create a theocracy with Mike "electoral volts" Pence.

>>4298431
You know what to do.

Also with both hands, one for each breast.

>>4295581
>make myself taller (am 6ft, wouldn't mind being at least 6'3)
>own a comfy house in New Hampshire or somewhere patrician
>throw most of it in treasury bonds, investing, crypto, savings
>pay off my parents mortgage
>buy a new Ford Ranger and refurbish my 1992 one

>>4295581
I'd probably play the shit out of Wo w classic when it comes out

>>4295434
It is when he's a faggot, yeah.

>>4297372
In the Netherlands you have shops which sell brownies where Down syndrome people are hired. The shops are called Brownies with Downies

>>4295581
end the tyranny of George Soros once and for all

>>4295581
I'd buy ChainLink

Maybe travel through Japan and Iceland for a bit also

>>4295581

Tbh I would probably just make sure that myself, friends and family got enough to be comfortable for the rest of our lives, and then use the rest for charitable stuff.

He owns 80 million shares worth 1k each.
This probably most of that calculation.

But I'm pretty sure he has more money than that though. Same with Gates.

It's like if you're measuring your net worth in cryptos. Which, admittedly, is probably the same as your actually net worth, for the most of us.

>>4298399
this is /pol/

>>4295581
nothing
I'd get up, eat breakfast, maybe walk around a bit
that's it

>>4295581
fact
they don't "have" 80 billions
they are worth 80 billions

also, I'll fund a game, a movie and a manga to influence the youth