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Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:26:20 2017 No.4259337 [Reply] [Original]

>go to bed with LINK at .17 cent
>wake up
>turn on CNN while making breakfast
>the news jew says something about Sergey giving a surprise speech about decentralized oracles at the surprise Bilderberggroup meeting in some castle in france
>slap myself in the face and check /biz/ because it seems all like a dream
>its true and Livestream is running on all channels
>check Blockfolio LINK is at $6000 holy fucking shit I want cash out but happiness Parkinson made me paraplegic and shaking
>sergey goes on stage wearing a Toga which is barely concealing his oiled up voluptuous body
>Trump and Putin bow to him, all Leaders get on their knees, Grichka fistbumps him
>Sergey announces that every financial Institute is from now on connected with blockchains and chainlink as the middleware is auditing everything
>he also announces that he is Satoshi Nakamoto
>every smart contract ON THE PLANET runs through chainlink
>/biz/ is suddenly known on the internet as the "Billionaire" Board
>cash out a hundred million the same day and buy a mansion and some pornstars

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:29:59 2017 No.4259377 File: 17 KB, 201x251, IMG_0930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sounds believable except for: >go to bed with LINK at .17 cent Are you stuck in the 90s or something? Lol

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Anonymus Wed Nov 8 22:30:24 2017 No.4259386

>>4259337
more like

>go to sleep LINK at .17 cent
>wake up b2x cancelled chainlink up 50%
>fall back to sleep
>wake up
>check blockpholio
>LINK at .05 cents

fucking absolute joke shambles team with 0 care for price action, just some stuttering potheads who smoke too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:31:28 2017 No.4259401 File: 247 KB, 502x502, IMG_1164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259386 Rent. Free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:31:28 2017 No.4259402 These are seriously what keep me going

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:33:56 2017 No.4259425 File: 41 KB, 640x633, pepe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259337 >he also announces that he is Satoshi Nakamoto

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Anonymus Wed Nov 8 22:34:28 2017 No.4259431
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>>4259401
rent fucking free

you're down 20% and you know it faggot dont deny it

all of us fuding/shilling/shitposting are making 0 impact

playing a zero sum games while Sergey buys all the weed supplies from my local weed dealer

fucking JOKE

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:35:02 2017 No.4259435 >>4259401 wtf is rent free?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:36:35 2017 No.4259453 >>4259402 KYS

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:36:47 2017 No.4259457 File: 559 KB, 728x604, comfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259431 >>4259435 rent free, niggas

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:41:08 2017 No.4259507 >>4259457 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:42:55 2017 No.4259530 File: 183 KB, 370x359, 1509914815968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >and then I woke up

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:43:10 2017 No.4259535 File: 252 KB, 600x601, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_okema__21da3ee67ae14581d27d2ab7f5d8c377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought in at .23 cents and sold at .40. Now that LINK is so low again maybe i'll stick around longer.

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Anonymus Wed Nov 8 22:44:44 2017 No.4259555

>>4259457
you blind nigger gotta look what team has done for the past 2 months - exactly

FUCKING NOTHING

smoked too much weed and got fat

literally the worst team to keep and eye out for...

speak to faggot Rory and tell him to announce something solid, not just news that we know you fucking prick

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:46:40 2017 No.4259571 File: 75 KB, 782x700, 1509852297072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Free rent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:48:05 2017 No.4259589 File: 86 KB, 920x919, 1452224254764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259401 >>4259401 >>4259401 >>4259431 >>4259457 WHAT DOES RENT FREE MEAN REEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:48:06 2017 No.4259590 File: 30 KB, 512x336, cffff8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259571 Rent free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 22:57:16 2017 No.4259702 File: 72 KB, 727x769, DEF2D273-A723-4B54-AB56-74891626D833.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259590 What does it mean?!?!?!

>>	Captain Damu Wed Nov 8 22:58:35 2017 No.4259717 >>4259555 i seriously hope that they have just been smoking weed for the past two months

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 23:01:01 2017 No.4259748 File: 266 KB, 1024x755, imogen_dyer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4259589 >Imogen Dyer Good taste.