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3898279 No.3898279 [Reply] [Original]

>I'll send you 0,1 BTC if you put a carrot up your ass

>> No.3898337
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3898337

>>3898279
deal

>> No.3898365

>>3898279
i would do it

>> No.3898622

>>3898279
I would shove 10 carrots up there for .1BTC

>> No.3898719

Bad deal
Half this board shoves stuff in their butts simply for pleasure

>> No.3899033

3MT947QeEfquJLZPpsHfiTXTtraLd2Jh7L

>> No.3899044

>>3899033
I'll literally go buy carrots. How many do you want ?

>> No.3899057

>>3898279
Can they be baby carrots?

>> No.3899747

>>3898279
Well, if it's for .1 BTC... I mean, I need the money, it's not like I wanted to do it anyway.

17ffxbBCKtwGdaaHzuwi8dEiLXevCXWYA9

>> No.3899782

I would do it but OP is lying.

>> No.3899791

are carrots the new sharpies?

>> No.3899794

>>3898279
I'd put 10 for a whole buttcoin but I know too well you're not going to deliver.
So I'm just going to put them in for pleasure.

>> No.3899825

Man, my wife does this to me and I have yet to see any bitcoin...

>> No.3899905

See this is why smart contract are needed.

>> No.3899951

I see nobody really wants 0'1btc

>> No.3899953

>>3898365
>>3898622
>>3899044

go on then.

>> No.3899962

Carots are too nice to waste like that

>> No.3900075

>>3899953
Diffferent ID, you're probably bullshitting

>> No.3900090

>>3898279
I would if I had enough money to buy a carrot :(

>> No.3900097

>>3898279
Make that 0.001 and we got a deal

>> No.3900192

>>3900075

Im OP im on the phone now.

>> No.3900194

>>3899953
You pay first, when it's confirmed I'm going to buy fucking carrots, shove it in my ass and post it here or email you.

>> No.3900227

Come on lads Im bored, also dont forget to timestamp or else I am not paying. Only the first one who does it gets the BTC

>> No.3900252

>trusting OP
not that I am gonna do it but shouldn't there be a pre- and post-reward, ensuring that OP isn't a faggot
like 0.05BTC before and 0.05 after

>> No.3900290

>>3900227
I have some carrots getting delivered later today, might do it then if nobody else has by then

>> No.3900307

>>3900290

Dont you people eat carrots? Like everyone should have some at home, just like everyone has pasta, tomatoes or potatoes.

>> No.3900323

>>3899825
Kek

>> No.3900338

>>3899905
Nice just bought 100k

>> No.3900339

>>3900252
Hmmmm good idea, get .05 btc, don't put carrot in ass, win!

>> No.3900409

>>3900307
Yeah I do and I get my groceries delivered home.

>> No.3900515

>>3900075
yeah I'm a different person einstein

>> No.3900560 [DELETED] 

gonna do it give me one second

>> No.3900601

>>3900252

I aint sending free shit.

Carrot in butt or fuck off.

Jesus it's the easiest 0,1BTC you'll ever earn. I just want some fun and I'm willing to pay for it, 0,1 is nothing really.

>> No.3900657

>>3900601
desu I'd probably do it but I ain't got a carrot lmao

>> No.3900708

>>3900601
How much of a carrot? I haven't shoved anything up my ass before so i don't think i could take a good sized carrot up there

>> No.3900717

>>3898279
haha, do these guys need to put a whole carrot up there or does half suffice (0.5 btc for a female to put one in bum and va jay jay)

>> No.3900744

>>3900708
if you can poop, you can take a carrot

>> No.3900760

>>3900708
A carrot is easy game, DO IT

>> No.3900789

>>3900760
>>3900744
I could get half easy, probably 3/4 but then i doubt i could get further

>> No.3900795
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3900795

Did it.

>> No.3900803

>>3898279
>op is worth .1 btc and uses this amount in his post because he feels insecure
Listen. I'll give you guys 1 ltc for every timestamped asshole filled with a sharpie, a pen, and a pencil inside it. It's not .1 btc but it is 60 begbux. Take it or leave it. Leave wallet in same post or your response is invalid.

>> No.3900830

>>3900708

Jesus you dont have to put the whole thing inside but you know, 1/3 of it maybe?

>> No.3900839

>>3900795
damn. you look tight.

did you post your wallet?

>> No.3900857

>>3900795
Too small

>> No.3900862

>>3900839
133mfEG1dRnKLiyhiNoFHhpMDuDwbZrQVF

Just give my BTC I feel ashamed.

>> No.3900884

>>3900795

Please take a picture of the carrot itself so we can see how much you put inside, you may have tricked us putting just the tip of a small one.

>> No.3900897

>>3900862
Sent ;)

>> No.3901200

>>3900795

well the madman did it.

>> No.3901217

>>3900884
This is in OP.
>I'll send you 0,1 BTC if you put a carrot up your ass

>> No.3901272

>>3901217
I hope you get paid, please post proof if you do i need to know if these things are legit

>> No.3901322

>>3900839
>>3900744
>>3901200
I don't have a carrot but I'll do it with something else

>> No.3901335

>>3901272
Ok.

>> No.3901437

>>3901322
I'm not op, I just wanna see butts.

>> No.3902182

>>3900795
Did anyone ever got money for sharpie in pooper here ?

>> No.3902191

damn, i just finished masturbating with my dildo

>> No.3902280

>>3898279
Offer still up op?

>> No.3902882

>>3900795
w-wew lad

>> No.3902926

>>3902182
nope, it's only for /biz/ gay amusement

>> No.3902958

>>3901200
Now fucking pay him

>> No.3903006

>>3902926
thats sad

>> No.3903009

So this is what they call... peak Ancap. >>3900795

>> No.3903105

>>3901217
did you get payed yet

>> No.3903113

>>3900862
https://blockchain.info/address/133mfEG1dRnKLiyhiNoFHhpMDuDwbZrQVF

0 BTC, kek.

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3903209

who eats veggies anymore?

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3903305

>>3903105
Nothing more than two hours later.
I'm not even mad.

>> No.3903769

>>3903305
JUST

>> No.3903861

>>3903305
:(

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3903950

>>3903305
Here, have a Sabina to cheer you up.

>> No.3903965

>>3903305
nice just sent 100k

>> No.3904290

>>3900862
You slut.

>> No.3905140

>>3903305
hey at least you got a nice boipussy

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3905849

>>3899905
Truly, THIS is what Sergey had in mind.

>> No.3905897

>>3898279
OP, I can put my finger up in the ass and my fiance will take a photo with timestamp for 0,15.

What would you say?