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3881862 No.3881862 [Reply] [Original]

Ark formed cup and a handle, probably nothing serious but I still gambled on this, it's cheap anyway why the fuck not.

>> No.3881894
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>>3881862
Not true, that's a typical micropenis pattern. Confirms that OP is a faggot.

>> No.3881911

>>3881894
Lol that was good effort for this.

>> No.3881912

>>3881894
My sides.

>> No.3881922

>>3881894
looks super duper yummy

>> No.3881970

Pretty sure it's not a good sign if the right side of the cup falls so short of the left.
But prices have been fucked due to BTC's pumping so let's find out.

>> No.3882013
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>> No.3882076

>>3881862
I thought you needed an uptrend first before the cup

>> No.3882348

>>3881862
>>3881862
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST BUYING ARK, MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON /GIF/. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS FUCKING WHALE THAT SETS UP A REALLY HUGE SELLWALL AND SOME IMBECILES START PANIC SELLING DEM ARKS.

THE ANGER MADE ME JERK MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF.

I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE.

JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN.

HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

FUCKING WHALES, FUCK THEM ALL. LET MY ARK RUN LOOSE YOU FAGGOTS.

>> No.3882394

Btc crashing buy Ark now

>> No.3882402
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Next ath soon fellow arkies.

>> No.3882486

>>3882402
>>3882402
deluded xd

>> No.3882772
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>>3882486
Deluded fuddy

>> No.3882794

Handle way to low for a good cup and handle

>> No.3883444

>>3881894

keking at 11

>> No.3883533

>>3882772
see u at 1 cent

>> No.3883619

>>3883533
See u 2020 washing my 20 lambos

>> No.3883645

>>3882348

kek

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>>3882348

>> No.3884592
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Pathetic.