/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3862421
noodz plz

>>3862421
You have no choice OP, you must kill her

Chinless slapper.
Show nudes.

>>3862421

CryptoLocker. Make sure it locks all the files on the network.

She looks like a kikess.

>>3862421
Really no way of telling without knowing how good the nudes are, must inspect

>>3862442
for each useful solution I'll post a nude if you want. dont get something for nothing, this is /biz/ after all.

leave nudes on the photocopying machine or printer but print from home

>>3862474
you have no idea. she dragged her stepdaughters to this country, then refused to pay for their schooling since her dumbass husband agreed and was still getting his work visa sorted. They basically both got stuck 2 years back because of her bullshit.

Honestly OP,
It's going to be an uphill battle
with HR because most companies
are going to be too fearful of a lawsuit
if they find a way to find a hypocrisy
( ie another manager that dated someone underneath them - especially if ownership works that way in a male/superior - female/worker relationship).
I was in a similar situation and the only way it got resolved was for me to record every time she was nood and post them on here.

>>3862477
what does the boss say about all of that?

Biz can only help if you provide the noodz

>>3862516
This is the only option OP. How can we determine the best course of action without nudes?

>>3862421
Doesn't matter if she accuses you, provided you don't have the nudes at work or on your phone they can't do shit. Leak them, wait for her to freak out and blame you, then use her freakout and probable accompanying company policy violations to get her fired. Now give us the noodz.

>>3862421

Never pursue any personal motivation at work. Never get into conflicts. Never get into relationships.

>>3862524
she is the boss of our department, her boss though is never really present because he's dealing with 6 different other departments, it's always "schedule a meeting" which I do which then gets cancelled because some shit came up (been a rinse repeat cycle for 3 months now).

Put keylogger on her pc to get her mail and facebook passwords. Login to her acc, add your bosses wife to her friends and tell her you fucked him.

>>3862548
I vote for this

>>3862516
>>3862541
fine. here is the shittiest of the ones I have to motivate you.

>>3862548
This. She can't prove it's you no matter how much she suspects it.

>>3862421
Is that the workplace? You have a dangerous carpet hazard :-)

>>3862583
OP, wouldn't you love to suck on those tits? I'd do it in a bit of a painful way, girls love that shit.

>>3862583
She has nice areolas.

>>3862595
nah, thats a pic the tool idiotically took when they both disappeared during work hours to go shopping. I'm trying to build up my case and want it to be as airtight as possible

>>3862583
Ah, I can already feel the inspiration starting to come. Maybe post some more nudes to really get me going, and I'll have some great ideas for you.

can we have a nude now please?

>>3862623
this. I can smell the inspiration

>>3862622
what is the case? I don't think someone can be fired just because naked pictures of them exist

>>3862421

uhh dude its a clothing store.

OP my cock is thinking at 1 million niggawatts per hour, I require more delicious flat stomached blonde haired hoe nudes.

>>3862583
Timestamp or didn't happen. Nice tits, though.

>>3862548
not bad, though I see youre just in it for the nudes and not to help so have another shitty one.

She has the body of the Wojack Plush doll some anon was selling the other night.

>>3862649
Man you are so upset but just look at her. I bet her skin is really smooth and I bet she smells nice. I get it you're pissed off and all but she seems like a really tight bodied girl, I bet her pussy will grip your cock really tight.

>>3862649
Eastern European scum. I hope you wreck her shit. Gl.

>>3862653
rip plushtard

>>3862632
>cheated on her husband with some guy, got him a job directly under her in a position someone else deserved
>fucked her way up the ladder
>possible addiction to prescription meds (she was in the hospital a while back for a "siezure" but some staff tell me she kept begging them for codiene and valium)
>makes life for everyone around her hell on a daily basis
>never does any actual work herself
>every prior dept. she has been in began failing miserably before she jumps ship

>>3862421
Jesus Christ Dave! Is this you??? Don't bother coming into work tomorrow! How did you get these??

>>3862689
Topkek

>>3862689
Big iff true

>>3862678
press f for plushtard

>>3862421
Can't you upload the noodez to every computer, if it's obvious it's her.. That will shame her at least, obviously to the boss as well.
Send a formal complaint about all this, say she's been sending you these noodez and that she will have you fired if you don't service her sexually.
And she's done the same thing with your friends which is why they had to quit.

>>3862689
>Don't bother coming into work tomorrow!
>office workers working on a saturday

>>3862552
good advice

>>3862552
this is unironically the best advice. keep your head down OP, get your work done, and get promoted out of there or find a new job. those low life cunts will only drag you down with them, and you're letting them. so stop.

>>3862689
yes. its dave. you know, the office-ghost.
>she's too stupid to figure out how to work a pc let along get to the /biz/ board. She once started hitting on one of my friends, saying how impressed she was that he knew how to work an excel spreadsheet

>>3862421
Why don't you just ask a friend to send that info to her boss anonymously and she surely will get fired. I could do that for you I'm in a shithole so I don't give a fuck. 0.1 BTC though

>>3862649
Duh, I don't actually care about your situation
Anonymously email her with nudes, blackmail for her to quit/ stop being a bitch. More now.

Do you have any nudes of her pussy?

so you posting the rest of these nudes of what OP?

>>3862569
why has this got no replies? This is decent so long as OP doesnt get caught with the keylogger

>>3862688
These are all considered advantages when hiring women. Honestly, you probably have to frame her for some serious crime.

>>3862815
Probably wouldn't even need a keylogger. Most people let the browser remember passwords so just look through that.

>>3862421
This >>3862794 except not anonymously. Have one of your ex-coworkers file a formal complaint with your company's HR department, possibly including a threat of litigation or arbitration if they were among those passed up for the promotion. Unless you plan on blackmailing her or setting her up or something similarly shady, going on record through proper channels is the only way you'll get the resolution you want. Doing it properly exposes you to much less risk as well.

>>3862794
>>3862795
ill still end up being blamed, and that shit will get me fired too with the way this company works

>>3862802
got full body shots, not direct pussy shots. this tool isnt even good with a camera

>>3862857
Actually, OP could even just stick in a USB and extract dat shieet

>>3862861
>got full body shots
I don't believe you. Maybe you can post them to convince me.

>>3862569
not bad. might try it out. sorry didnt see this earlier.

I hope mods don't fuck this up.

>>3862795
Yeah instead of trying to get her fired just extort the fuck out of her so you can buy more crypto. Win win really... draft the email in really broken English so it sounds like your just some foreign “hacker”. Women are stupid

>decide to browse /biz/ a bit after leaving because cancer
>see this thread

faith restored

>>3862421
just offer cryptos for sucky sucky and fuck off with your personal army threads.

>>3862943
Funny how /biz/ and this place are the only boards worth a shit here anymore. Maybe /ck/ and /o/, but I noticed too much new-faggotry on /biz/ recently. Luckily I already made my shekels.

>>3862873
>dat bush

>>3862873
I would expect a girl like her to have a cleanly shaven pussy, but it doesn't matter for me desu.

>>3862641
>timestamp of previously taken nudes he stole
Are you retarded?

>>3862649
Nice tits bitch!

>>3862792
I'm sure she knows how to work a cock.

>>3862910
at least this solution has some potential though I'd prefer not to get tracked down for this and have a somalian tribe rammed up my ass after a guilty verdict.

>>3862663
id rather not fuck the village bicycle thanks, plus I have something far better and younger than this crazy bitch

>>3862788
>>3862552
maybe this is what I just need to do though I guess I'll have to find a way to not be driven fucking insane

>>3863089
she just looks like a tard lol

>>3862421
Are there any butt nudes o.o PLEASE tell me you have butt nudes of her

>>3862944
How is this image meant to offend anyone? The dude is fucking ripped.
>lol OP is super strong gayboi lol he is such a faggot lol I'm so edgy

>>3863089
That's a pretty hot bicycle...

How do I fuck girls from work? There was one younger intern really in to me but I was too much of a cuck to do anything and she kind of moved on, though I think she still has the same feelings deep down.

She got married a few weeks ago but I think I could still fuck her I think the option is still on the table but how do I go about this any help is appreciated...

>>3863089
qt

>>3863202

Poke her ass and say

"Hey girl wanna fuck?"

>>3863202
Google is your friend. You can find advice on pretty much anything.
But really, fucking freshly married chicks is pretty sleazy behavior. Not that I blame you...

>>3863202
first you gotta get a job, else it will all be inside you're head

BEST THREAD SINCE CHAINLINK!

>>3863234
Ok, what do I do after this part?

>>3863270
Fuck, if positive response.
Fuck off, if negative.

Just tell her husband OP

welp thanks /biz/ you are far more effective than most boards when you want to be. if there's no more ideas I guess I'll have to use the remaining nudes and detail out a plan with what you have given me.

pray for me /biz/raelies. if one of your baseline plans work, I'll come back and dump the rest of em

Ok OP since it seems this thread is dead and you got a couple decent answers can you please dump the rest of the nudes I find this girl very attractive she has a nice naked body although she doesn't look too great in clothes which is odd because I usually find women more attractive with clothes on than naked but this girl was made to be naked.

cmon OP keep them coming, we don't have much time left, they're lurking in the shadows

>>3863398
tried that, all it did was spark a divorce (initiated by her) where he got nothing and he's too much of a cuck to fight back or stand up for himself or his daughters. (watched some of this unfold just outside our office building)

>>3863399
Post all the nudes and ill tell you not only how to get her fired but to destroy her entire life.

>>3863399
Give us a good one as a parting gift

>>3862421
Leak her pictures to all your coworkers, smug face her and sue her when she freaks out on you

>>3863399
please op jsut hte best nude this slut is fine i would lose my job for a roll with this succubus and i have a pretty good job

OP another good idea would be... make a fake chad account and cock tease her to send you nudes back and forth and to make her tell you all her dirty secrets about cheating on her husband and fucking people at work. you need to become catfish man

>>3862442
fpbp

>>3863499
>catfish man

kek

>>3863399
Send these nude pics to the boss wife. Do it anonymous with a throwaway email and even vpn if you need and say that you are an anonymous source and her husband has been sleeping with this woman.

Does the wife know her?

>>3862421
she looks pretty fuckable, sorry OP but I'm on her side. Keep posting nudes

>>3863540
pls don't ruin boss's life :~(

>>3863499
Could be fun

>>3862583
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
This isn't /b/.

>>3862421
Put drugs in her car and call the cops. Pay a black dude to say she called him a nigger. Pay a teenager to say she fucked him. Slash her tires and make her late every day using creative means. Send these nudes to the CEO asking for a promotion.

Is that enough? Give me the number of this place and I’ll call daily screaming about how she molested my kid. I don’t give a fuck.

I also don’t care about nudes, she’s a skank. But I do accept all coins.

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>>3863869
>Give me the number of this place and I’ll call daily screaming about how she molested my kid.

Wow great idea. Give this man some Link OP.

>>3863869
kek

>>3863772
t-that's not real right?

>>3863911
my sweet summer child

>>3863251
Another topkek

>>3863921

PRAISE SAINT BLACKOPS2CEL

>>3863089
She has cute tits. :)

>>3862421
Hey OP I have an idea of how you could destroy her life its EZ I would accept BTC as a voluntary donation If you feel to, but let me know if you want to know my idea. I ruined a couple of faggots with it.

>tfw i'll NEVER get a qt girl like her
FUCK!!!!!!

well it was fun knowing you. op, but i gotta report your ass for breaking the no nudes rule on a blue board. i'll see you in 4 days.

>>3863911
You've been living in a dream world Neo

>>3864250
t. gargantuan faggot

>>3864252
>I know of a place
>where you never get harmed...

>>3862873
I'm generally a fan of the bush, but that beast needs trimming.

>>3863399
Godspeed, anon. Do you have any nudes with lighting that doesn't suck?