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Affectionate reminder that if you're not in Metaverse you're a fuckin idiot. In a couple weeks, people will shill their coins with "Metaverse 2.0"

>> No.3836936

>>3836891
i didn't see that on their map for roads. tell me more.

>> No.3836952

>>3836891
>in metaverse 2.0, dog boils you.

>> No.3836974

MFW being at work stops me from selling at highs and hace to be content with 45% current gains

>> No.3836997

Overspread now or I'd consider it. I just want my money in too many places with all these big forks and conferences coming up.

>> No.3837003

>>3836974
ask your boss for some new thumbs dipshit. if you can shitpost here you can whack some buttons on bitfinex.

>> No.3837015
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3837015

>>3836891
This is the biz pump and dump of the week, no thanks.

>> No.3837076

wow your so right, biz can put 29 million dollars 24 hrs in a coin.

>> No.3837083

buy or sell?
I am thinking big bup bup meat pie for lunch tomorrow ;)

>> No.3837298

Bumpe

>> No.3837314

Can someone tell me how this coin is doing?

Bought what I *thought* was the dip a few hours ago and now I'm scared to check price.

>> No.3837327
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3837327

>>3837314
It refuses to correct. It will though.

>> No.3837334
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3837334

>>3836891
geez I wonder who's behind this post?

>> No.3837336

>>3837314
>now I'm scared to check price.
Don't do this

>> No.3837351

>>3837327

woooo

bought at 2.45

now to see if I wake up richer or poorer

>> No.3837377

>>3837351
count your blessings if you wake up at all, pajeet. between diarrhea, elephant stampedes, and earthquakes, you're lucky to be here shitposting at all.

>> No.3837398

>>3837377

thank you sirs, as many blessings as vishnu has arms

>> No.3837405

All in

>> No.3837410

so can someone tell me wtf metaverse is?

>> No.3837419

>>3837410
G O O G L E
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>> No.3837422

>>3837398
praise shiva, pajeet

>> No.3837429

>>3837419
I have googled but I can't find any clear answers, I feel a bit like a faggot but this is 4chan so

>> No.3837433

>>3837429
can you read>?

>> No.3837440
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3837440

>>3837410

quick rundown -

> first AI cyborg to cross the uncanny valley
> wirelessly synced to metaverse blockchain at 15 terabytes/sec
> metaverse holders can remotely control Jen Lee with smart contracts and ETP
> Tiny cold fusion power plant inside her android brain for power, can fuck non-stop for 3 weeks without needing a recharge

>> No.3837457

>>3837433
yes indeed, does it have anything to do with second life? thats all I can seem to find

>> No.3837468

>>3837440
thank you sir but your post makes less sense than a malaysian tranny hopped up on meth

>> No.3837479

>>3837468
https://eveningstar.io/asset/metaverse/

>> No.3837493

>>3837398
don't you put that mutant's whodoo curses on me, street shitter.

>> No.3837508

ah shit ok so its just stock trading sweet I can understand that

>> No.3837671

>>3837508
beware the jew's tricks.

>> No.3837692

>>3837410

Its the Chinese Neo

>> No.3837742

>>3837692
incredible

>> No.3837745
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3837745

>Chinese police have frozen two bank accounts held by Metaverse, one of the world’s fastest growing cryptocurrency platforms, as the authorities investigate an alleged $32 million cryptocurrency trade fraud, according to three sources.
>Police have held Beijing-based Metaverse founder Eric Gu since earlier this morning in the northern city of Cangzhou and can detain him for up to seven months without charge. The investigation was launched after private Chinese trader Xiweng United Traders (XUT) told police it had lost $32 million when a trader,
Zhang Wei, arranged trade financing deals with Gu that used XUT’s letters of credit without its consent to cancel out Zhang’s personal trading losses with Metaverse sources have said.
>Reuters was unable to reach Gu or Zhang for comment.
>According to two sources with direct knowledge of the matter and another who had been briefed by police, the police last month froze one account at Industrial and Commercial Bank of China and another at Bank of China, both held in Shanghai by Trafigura Private Limited, a Singapore unit.

Holy shit this is not good.

>> No.3837792

>>3837745
sauce?

>> No.3837795

>>3837792
its fake. dont bother.

>> No.3837796

>>3837745
Excellent FUD sirs
https://www.reuters.com/article/trafigura-china-probe/china-police-freeze-two-trafigura-bank-accounts-over-alleged-fraud-idUSL4N0W12X020150304

>> No.3837805

>>3837796
This link has nothing to do with metaverse fuck off.

>> No.3837824

>>3837745
actual article:
Chinese police have frozen two bank accounts held by Trafigura, one of the world’s three largest private oil and metals traders, as the authorities investigate an alleged $32 million gasoline trade fraud, according to three sources.

>> No.3837826

>>3837805
That's my point

>> No.3837870

>>3837792
https://www.reuters.com/article/metaverse-china-probe/china-police-freeze-two-metaverse-bank-accounts-over-alleged-fraud-IfuCANreAdth1syouMUstrePLYtothisthreaDoryourmoTH3RWilldie

>> No.3837881

>>3837870
You know what. Yup. Youre right.
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.3837886

perfect time to jump in on this dip, testing support levels and should go sideways for a day or so then breakout again.

>> No.3837996

>>3837886
may our dark Lord curse your black asshole with endless itches.

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3838146

>>3837886
yes sir, am just get confirmation that pump is come!

>> No.3838644

IRON HANDS!! WE WILL PUMP HIGHER BOYS!

>> No.3838700

>>3838644
IRON HANDS !

>> No.3838944

>>3838700
>>3838644
IRON

>> No.3838954
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3838954

>>3838644
>>3838700
>>3838944

those digits

>> No.3838960
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3838960

>>3838954
see you at 3.50 faggot

>> No.3838961

>>3838644
>>3838700
>>3838944
fuck these digits are tempting

>> No.3838984

>>3838961
dunno what happens after the 3.50 mark, but sleep in here until then cunt

>> No.3839011

>>3838984
it's not coming

>> No.3839015

>>3838984
after 3.50 is 8

>> No.3839185
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3839185

back to 2.72

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3839468

>>3839185
>he calls PnD prices in USD

>> No.3839484

>>3837440
nice just bought 3k