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Proceed to your LINKshuttle immediately. Avoid all contact with anyone of Indian descent, anyone with a large, hooked nose and anyone who stutters uncontrollably and smells of cannabis. If someone offers you safe passage on a different shuttle, do not follow them. Proceed to your LINKshuttle instead. Once inside, do not leave. Lock the shuttle door, ensure all passengers are safely strapped into their seats, including yourself, and ensure that everyone remains seated until takeoff. You may hear reports on the Internet or other media that their shuttle is safer. Ignore them. Similarly, people outside may try persuading you to leave the safety of your LINKshuttle. Do not let them. It is likely that they may wish to steal your LINKshuttle for themselves. Wait calmly and prepare for liftoff.

>> No.3784976
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>>3784945
I'm in a hodling onto my seat.

>> No.3784987

i reek of cannabis but will my 33k LINK get me a seat?

>> No.3785016
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3785016

>tfw only 11k LINK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE AT CLOSE TO ICO PRICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.3785019

>>3784945
sniff
P-please sir, we are poor, w-would you take my daughter on your LINKshuttle?
I cannot provide for her with my OMG/Elix bags!
sniff
She is fair and will make for a good wife, please take her on your shuttle, we will be eternally grateful kind sir. sniff

>> No.3785039

>>3784945
I got 6000. Is that enough to reach the moon station

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>> No.3785052
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3785052

61k LINK here

Wish I had more

>> No.3785051

>>3785039
If you have anything less than 50k, you will not make it sadly. LINK can only be fuel for the next moon mission for linklets like us ;_;

>> No.3785056

>>3785052
Over 600k here and I still wish I had more.

>> No.3785068
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>>3785056
6 LINK HERE

>> No.3785090

>>3785019

TOO OLD! Bring me another!

>> No.3785097

>>3785016
1k

Fuck youuuuuuuuuu faggot

>> No.3785107

>>3785019
Lol

>> No.3785111

>>3785056
Can you send some :(
1k link :(
Fuck my life

>> No.3785525

275 link here

Im new to crypto.

>> No.3785531

i hope it was a good choice to put everything i have in LINK

>> No.3785544

>>3784945
Idk why but I feel like this is legit. Maybe I'll be a thousandiere tomorrow

>> No.3785550

Your LINKshuttle has a maximum load capacity of 1000 pounds. What do you take with you?

>> No.3785842

>>3785550
1000 pounds of LINK