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>saw instagram crush
>got too nervous to say hi

wtf i thought being biz would help

>> No.3755811

hahahahaah

buy some LINK and be a real man fag

>> No.3755814

what the hell is an instagram crush?

a hot girl on instagram you like but you have never interacted with and shes lives nowhere near you?!?!

>> No.3755821

>>3755814
pretty much except she lives in the same city as me and by some fate out of the 5 million people that live there we walked by each other

>> No.3755834

if you had LINK she probably would have noticed you

>> No.3755854
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>>3755821
>it was fate

>> No.3755855

>>3755821
you cant admit to her you knmow her from instagram. she will immediately look at you as an insect

If I ever saw a famous girl, Id pretend I have no idea who she was

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>>3755821
for fucks sake OP. I can understand if it was irl, but i literally gotten like 6 girls to fall in love with me online, three of them i erp'd with, and im an autistic beta in person.

Just type
>Hey
>insert random question of topics you think she would be passionate it about
>Oh really, thats really cool. I personally think....
make a few jokes here and there to seem funny, start wishing each other good morning and good night, and youre in the clear.

>> No.3755983

lol fucking faggot