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369729 No.369729 [Reply] [Original]

>Hello, I'm here for the corporate job opening.

>> No.369733

we don't hire people with partial jaundice, sorry

too bad because our healthcare package would get that case of discoball-ear cleaned right up for ya

>> No.369735

>>369729
Excellent anon

We have a position for you anon
you can be the assistant coffee maker to the assistant coffee maker to the guy who wipes the ass of the shoe shiner that licks the janitor's boots. Welcome to our company, be sure to never show yourself in the middle of the day and stick to that dark little corner in the sub basement next to all of the dead bodies.

>> No.369737

>>369729

haha fuck off back to retail banking, you are not cut out for investment banking faggot

>> No.369741
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369741

>>369729
Back off nigger I was here first.

>> No.369745

>>369741

Ah yes don't worry we have a position for you to sir.

what we want you do to is to lay down flat on your back at the busiest intersection and stay there until every single vehicle in the state has left tire marks on your face

>> No.369749

>>369745
fashion statement right there

>> No.369756
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369756

I believe I was here first.

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369859

>>369733
>>369735
>>369745

>> No.371348

>>369756
Excuse me sir, the sign clearly says "LONG HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY"

>> No.371428

>>369741

>take THIS mommy and daddy!

lel

>> No.371452

>>369756
>mfw was expecting a sex change

>> No.371460

>>369741
so many ways to suck a dick

>> No.371469
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371469

>>371452
>>371452

>mfw you have no face

>> No.371504

>>369729
wtf! that guy has hepatitis

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371558

>>369729
>"Certainly. Let me get someone to help you."
>*calls security*

>> No.371568

>>369729
why the fuck would you get space invaders tattooed on you and on your fucking neck of all places. hopefully he's giving a shoutout to the NY street artist (which, honestly, getting other people art/ideas tattooed on you is pretty gay to start) instead of actually trying to act like he has a lifelong dedication to a really shitty game.

I mean he could have at least got a Gradius ship or something, at least that game help up through the years.

>> No.371628
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371628

>finally get a chance to use this gif
>MFW

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>>369741
My trypophobia is itching

>> No.371643

>>369729
why does he have tires in his ears?

>> No.371646

>>369741
what the fuck

what is this shit

>> No.371670

>>369741
>I couldn't suck enough dicks at once!

>> No.371674

>>369735
Man that shoe shiner has a hell of a lot of people working to make coffee for the guy wiping his ass

>> No.371679

>>371646

Guaranteed life of poverty and continuous, progressively worse infection.

ITT: Fashion.

>> No.371720

>>369729
not that I'm a fan of piercings, but he could probably find employment in music, recording, clubs or the entertainment industry, if he is really enthusiastic and loves what he is doing I'd be inclined to hire

>> No.373376

>>369729

>Hello, my face is a billboard that advertises my tendency to make decisions based solely on how I feel without thinking about their consequences, can I have a job?

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>>369741
wow

my life may suck but at least I'm not that guy

>> No.373980

>>369741

Maybe senpai will notice me now...

>> No.373981

>>369756

That guy could be a CEO of a fortune 500 compared to these other diarrhea buckets.

>> No.373985

>>369729

Excellent, you can go work with the web development team. They're all freaks and faggots, you'll love them.

>> No.374010

>>371628
>tips fedora

>> No.374164

>>369741
Imagine how fucking filthy his mouth would get, never being able to close it.

>> No.374176

>>371348
I see what you did.

>> No.374199

>>374164
on the other hand, brushing and flossing has never been easier