/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy 75% of the dogecoin market for mad gainz.

>>364852
Please provide proof that purchasing 75% of the dogecoin market would provide a stable return?

>>364856
Truism: Doge is going to the moon.
Controlling 75% of the market would let you manipulate it to get to the moon even faster.

>>364873
>Truism: Doge is going to the moon.

Correction: Doge is going to the toilet

Google financial and estate planning for high net worth (HNW) individuals. Talk to a few of these companies, and talk to a financial advisor at each of the larger firms like Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley etc.

Any of those people will give you better advice than you'll get from this thread.

>>364886
>replying seriously to this thread

Dont invest in doge op... It wont benefit you it would only benefit everyone else with doge

You could use 1 or 2 million for venture capital, distribute it among lots of projects you find and hope for the best.

>>364845
If you spend $100,000 on buying PND you will make many, many, many anons here on /biz/ very rich.

I think amDOGE posted that spending $100,000 on PND will raise it over 800 satoshis.

Way more than Doge ever hit.

If you dont have sufficent practice in the markets either through practice accounts or preferably a real money account, and have achieved market beating returns on a consistent basis you should probably split it up between bonds, real estate(REITS), and stocks(index funds).

>>364923

The DOGEtards are conspiring to scam you, don't be retarded and buy that crap no one cares about anymore.

>>364923
money make money, life is a bitch

>>364931
I didnt say Doge, I said buy PND

The marketcap is very different.

If he spends less than 1% of his new inheritance money, he will make hundreds of biz anons very happy.

>>364933

Why would he care about a bunch of retarded neets?

>>364935
The same reason why he came to the 'bunch of retarded neets' on how to spend his new money.

Protip buddy: He's one of us.

You're one of us.

One of us. One of us. One of us.

>>364933
Tbh since I have so much money and I will likely never spend it on anything except groceries and gas, tell me how to buy this PND.

>>364938
you have to buy BTC first.

Try coinbase.com

Then transfer it to an exchange (mintpal.com)

they place buy orders of PND

>>364947
it'll take like a week.

dont buy it all at once either, you'll destroy it if you do.

>>364947
>>364938
watch out, pumping coins is addictively fun

>>364948
Tell me what to do, never done this shit before. How about I just buy everything? Looks like I can afford it.

Honestly, you're set with what you have, do you really think you'll need more then this? If you really feel compelled to make more with it, just use some for playing around the stock market or cryptocurrency~

On a side note, I do insist you buy some PNDcoin, not all of it, just some to push our marketcap up as it wouldn't take much and enable the developers to do some good~

You can donate what you bought to charities/faucets we have set up or keep it if you want to see something with potential grow your investment.

>>364753

http://pnd4pnd.com/

http://1dash.net/faucet

>>364950
Coinbase.com to achieve bitcoins. Takes a couple days to transfer when you first open an account.

Then head over to

https://www.mintpal.com/market/PND/LTC

or maybe even

https://www.mintpal.com/market/PND/BTC

If any PND bros could help out, I guess buying the BTC orders would be best? Leave the LTC orders alone?

>>364950
i guess if you want to, you could. although no one else would be able to use it haha.

go to coinbase.com and create an account.

once youre done report back

>>364952
So, buying it all is a bad idea?

>>364956
What should we call you?

PND Savior?

What is opposite of 'wolong' ?

>>364955
Got an account.

>>364957
gnolow.

>>364950
join us on IRC, channel pandacoinpnd
http://webchat.freenode.net

>>364959
now verify your bank account with the service. that should take a couple days I believe.

just send me 100,000 and ill do it for you. PNDbro's honor

32coconut23@gmail.com

>>364956

well we're low volume at the moment but we're growing steadily, buying all of what is on the market means not everyone will be able to get some, unless you want to throw it around in irc/reddit but I leave it up to you as to what you do with it~

Speak with amdoge and the dev team maybe?

http://webchat.freenode.net/

#PandacoinPND for irc

>>364845
get the education of a king
triviumeducation.com
know what the elite know
whatonearthishappening.com

then decide how you wish to use these funds to advance the awareness of the collective human race and yourself. or just your friends/favored individuals and yourself.

>>364961
I need a port

>>364964
No.

Confirming I am AnonOP on IRC

>>364845
Help change someone like me's life with just a few thousand dollars. Back in February I was arrested at my college for the first time (possession of less than a gram of marijuana) and life is generally been shit since then. Have already gotten hired at a respectable job (HEB) TWICE since them and both times have lost my job almost immediately due to my background check fucking me over. Also I'm 19 and I haven't told my parents about what happened, I payed for my lawyer with a mix of borrowed and saved money. Now I'm having to drop out of my university for a year and live at home attending a community college and working. A few thousand dollars would really have a hugely positive impact on my life: I could pay back the money I borrowed, and in August I can pay for my expunction to finally have a clean background again. My total expenses related to this are ~$300 borrowed from a close friend, ~$400 taken from an account which I manage but is my moms money ( I was able to turn her $600 into $900 with a stock trade, the best I've ever done) the rest from my personal savings ( which now are around $200, which sucks because just today I found out I'm going to need $360 to get new brakes on my car), plus $700 I will need to pay for my expunction in August(6 months from my arrest). Well anyway, thanks for at least taking the time to read this and consider it!! You could shoot me some money on PayPal if you wanted to. Ill pay you back in a couple years when I'm established with a nice job if you like. Also let me know if you'd like my phone number or email address to talk some more.
-Adam

>>364845
also, if you are interested in bettering your health, outlook on life and extending your lifespan
check out
https://www.youtube.com/user/MarkusRothkranz
and his own website at http://www.markusrothkranz.com/ .

while he was well off and talented, he was also sickly and dying. through research and diet he not only healed himself of all his ailments (he's currently over 50yo), but he's created many educational materials and youtube vids with information to help others. focused mostly on diet and physical health, at first, but no moving more into relationship info.

btw, all the material i've linked is for your consideration and i make no claim any one of them is the absolute arbiter of truth. in any case, they are the best aggregate sources i know of, atm.

>>364981
>(possession of less than a gram of marijuana)
Drugs, not even once.

>>364981
yes mr. goldberger ogabombo aka adam

>>364983
Yeah it was a terrible experience. Definitely learned my lesson at least

>>364987
What?

Don't get any cryptocurrencies.

>>364845
learn about how others use the current financial systems to leech from others
not so you can do it, yourself, but to see why others often choose to diversify their assets.

the most important investments you can make are in bettering yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0&index=8&list=PL_owIvmfOmN0YHsB8n1P6raxgXJbQ7_1n

Stop making these shitpost what if threads and go to sleep

invest in dogecoin, it's really cheap now. You should be able to triple your money if you buy now.

>>364997
This OP, don't fucking do it.

You don't need a 'get rich scheme', just a safe investment that will allow you to practically live off the interest.

Keep a few million in cash for fun (buy a tank), the rest goes into your 'living worry free' fund.

>>364997
>risk v. reward
>not taking 5 seconds to google "bytecoin"

>>364845

Straight up ETF that returns 5%

Learn to live frugally, as your dad did.

Don't waste the cash

Read on rotten.com about all the lotto winners that go broke within a year

>>364886

This too.

>>364845
Wait OP so both u and your sister are getting 23.5million? Your dad did your entire family a service by doing his best at what he does. My condolences m8.

If i were you, I would buy apple stock and sit on that shit until you die.

>Find low net worth company on the NYSE
>Spend all 23.5 on it for significant influence/partial ownership
>????
Profit

>>364996
>You are a Nigerian scammer

But a Nigerian scammer would ask for more money

>>364845
You could invest $250k in a transportation business in Europe that I'm seeking angel investors for. If you're interested let me know.

FIAT IS DYING...

>>364845
Do you plan on having a family? You'll find a lot of time on your hands if you don't. Do you want to contribute to society? Find a job. Don't donate to everyone one you see, and find something in life that will make YOU happy.

>>365400
Nope, no plans to have a family. Tbh I am perfectly content sitting at my computer the rest of my life, so I have a bit of money just looking for places to go.

>>364981
Hey, dunno if you're still lurking, but if you can prove your story, I will help you out. Let me know.

http://webchat.freenode.net/
#PandacoinPND

You can find me there, AnonOP

>>364845
How are you getting around the inheritance tax? 40% of everything above $5,000,000 is technically the government's property or do you have a great lawyer?

>>364845
With that kind of money, you should probably look into constructing something akin to a Permanent Portfolio. The idea of the PP is not to maximize gains so much as it is to ensure that you stay rich in any sort of economic environment. If you want, set aside $3.5mln or some small portion of your wealth to try to make really good gains.

Look up books by Harry Browne who I believe invented the idea of the Permanent Portfolio. The general idea is you put 25% into stocks, 25% into bonds, 25% into real estate/commodities, and 25% in cash. In a highly inflationary scenario, the stocks and real estate/commodities keep your wealth from vaporizing. In a deflationary environment, the cash and bonds will do great. In a good economic environment, all assets will provide you with some gains.

>>365435

Dude you're getting scammed by those pnd guys. Nobody is investing on it, nobody is filling these guys sell orders. You will be sitting on 100k of a worthless shitcoin and it will be lost its value by like 80% in just a few days after your "investment"

Nobody is going to follow this pump and make you more money.

Invest in real things not this scam for neckbeards and NEETs. That's your father's hard earned money and I'm sure he didn't make that amount of money making retarded investments like you are about to do.

>>365497
>not pumping crypto, getting investment back and letting the rest roll
its like you love to be poor goy

>>365444

This. When my grandfather died, close to a billion went to the fucking government.

>>365400
>Find a job.

screw that
find your purpose
your passion

>>364886
>talk to a financial advisor

yes!

>each of the larger firms like Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley

oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>365470
this is the best approach

>>365554
Arwnt their like a million loopholes? Setup trusts and such?

>>364845
hi op can i have $30,000? its 0.12 of a percent of your money and would change my life forever. im sick of eating 2 minute noodles for dinner :(

BUY PRAN
SHORT DOGE

op do vacations and travel around the world!!
so op can u spare some money to pay my bank loan for building my house ?

buy google stawks

>>365579
Our lawyer dealt with that, so I'm not sure how he got around it.

>>365957
Come to Chile and retire for life.

SHUT UP YOU LYING FAGGOT

KILL YOURSELF

>>365497
Explain further, please?

>>365981
Here you go, faggot. Surefire way to turn your paltry millions into billions!

Hey anon, wow it has always been my goal of life to have that much money, CONGRATS!

I'm a poor kid from Eastern Europe, had to work harder than any of my peers to have sth in life. After summer I will be starting my last year of high school and then I will sure be admitted to my country's top school of economics because I have very good grades.

Could you please transfer any money to my Paypal so that I can get some relief on my grind that won't be over so soon? Thanks and respect in advance if you decide to do so...

jakubieganowski@gmail.com

I wish you the best no matter what you decide to do....

>>365984
>he saved this like it's serious
top quality lels
I'm sure you think all those guys at MIT researching blockchain protocols are just being good goys

This begging in this thread are worse than fuckin' gypsies in the city.

Advice? Do the fuck whatever you want.
Wanna start a project? Do it.
Wanna travel? Travel.

Literally, it means you can do anything you want. Just don't trust most people since they are seeing your money insteasd of you.
If you have no one told by now, keep it that way. Too many backstabers and scammers out there.

>>366038

1.) >he saved this like it's serious
What? I don't even know what you're trying to say.

2.) The bitcoin blockchain is a public ledger listing all bitcoin transactions ever made. The blockchain is not a protocol you fucking retard.

3.) I can't tell who's the bigger retard: you or the OP

>>366064
That's some serious case of butthurt right there.

>>365981
>Put away 20 Million
>Use 3.5 Million to do whatever you want ( Travel, all new stuff, back local businesses, etc. )
>Figure out how to invest properly, read books take a course
>When you end up getting married and have kids (10/10 wife cuz rich ) do what your father never could and share your experience with them ( when they are like 18, by this time you should be fairly experienced and your 20 million should be atleast 40 ).
>18th Birthday rolls along give them each 1 million, see what they do with it. Reward your smart children who don't waste it with more millions.
>When they are older and have more then you ever did you can die proudly?
OR
>Live like a king for the rest of your life and open a charity or some shit, never marry, never have kids.
>Die happy and proud anyways.

>>366076
It's the kind of self-destructive behavior I've only come to expect of people who are new to crypto.

>>366103
sure is NEET o'clock right now

>>366108
I have a MA in applied economics from Emmanuel mate

>>364845

Give me 10 million ;) pretty please

>>366131
No.

>>366134
>>366134

Even if I suck?

Shucks.

>>364852
oh god... please be the hero that dogecoin needs.

if someone with even a few hundred thousand dollars just bought up the asks it'd spark the biggest buying frenzy/panic buys in the history of the world

I don't see why OP wouldn't give some of us here some money. I would honestly do anything for £5k. It isn't like that is a lot to the guy anyway, considering he is in for a hella lot. People with the money OP will have spend that much on one bottle of wine.

OP I am begging a little (alike to many in this thread). But I am only doing so because the amount I would want would be pocket change to you.

As for investment advice I would put it all in a low risk fund and live off of the interest. It would be easy enough. Or you could become an angel investor and help get promising new businesses off of the ground. Alternatively you could start your own business doing anything you wanted and become a big player in your niche. You could even just buy a hefty share of an existing company.

Basically OP the world is your oyster. Money is power in today's society; lucky you.

But yes plis gib mone. You wouldn't even notice it and I would do anything for you for it.

>yfw you realized a 5% return would be an annual 1,200,000 salary

>>366185

Why would someone in their right mind follow your advice if you can't even manage 5k?

>>366201
Because I lived for a whole year on that £5k (I'm at university and get the minimum grant but have no support from anyone so therefore have slipped into debt so I could eat. I've subsequently had nothing much to do with my spare time but decide what I want to do with my future; which has boiled down to me deciding that I want to go into banking (which I am good at, my virtual account is 34% up this year thanks to some good stock picks).

Plus all I've told him are generic tidbits of advice, if he wants steps to pursue one of these avenues then he can either ask me more or he has the money to hire some expert to help him.

topkek.

>Plus all I've told him are generic tidbits of advice, if he wants steps to pursue one of these avenues then he can either ask me more or he has the money to hire some expert to help him.

such advices. I would pay 5k for it, no question!

>>366219
I'm not saying I expect 5k for that shit. I'm well aware I'm begging. I merely wanted to contribute something to the conversation as well.

Now stop being an asshat.

>>366212
I have gotten good advice. Sorry, but I'm not a charity.

>>366224
Of course not; I knew it was a hella long shot. Thanks for the courtesy of replying though.

>>366228
>hella

stop that

>>366224
So what are you going to do with that money?

It's pretty funny that when you hit it big, you don't know how to spend it but once you understand how to use it, it goes fast.

So travel, explore the world and have tons of fun is my advice. Get a nice car and drive it fast, dress like a hobo and beg for money for a day. Try to experience everything from all sides and you really don't have to worry about anything.

>>365435
Dude.. Hell yeah. I can definitely prove it.. Going to that site right now.
If you really help me out than I will be extremely grateful/indebted to you and will gladly pay you back.

What the fuck, with 27 mil, you don't have to do anything, you don't even have to lift a finger!

Are you saying you want to invest it and make MORE money? What the fuck dude.

>>364845
Do you need more money?

>has 23.5m usd that he didn't earn himself
>is literally taking investment advice from strangers on 4chan

This is how I know you'll be broke 10 years from now.

Get a real financial adviser and for the love of fuck don't let him swindle you.

>>365435
I'm on that page but I don't really know what it is? Looks like a chat but I can't send any messages, maybe it's because I'm on an ipad

>>366561
I hope this guy gets swindled out of every cent he has. I mean how undeserving, you could split this fortune up into parcels of 100k and fix 230 people's lives. I'm no socialist or anything but this guy seems like a lump.

>>366562
>Jobs/careers at sprouts

Good luck finding a job!

>>364845
if you sent 1.5 grand to my paypal id be abe to buy my computer and make it better through college. Like it would happen but whatever Ill leave this thread opens till it dies if you respond.

>>364845
buy lots of real estate with cash, its a very stable investment and you wont need to pay more for a mortgage

>>364950
Send me some to invest into my band. Not begging just an idea and if you're interestes it ia a cool investment we could use some equipment.

Reporting all these beggars. Get fucked retards.

>>366673
Appreciate it.

>>364845
Hey OP,
I can't really give you a lot of advice on what exactly to do
but investing in startups with a small part of your wealth sure is a exciting option.

At the moment I'm in the founding process of a startup in the field of social music experience, there's no comparable product on the market yet.
The company is going to be based in the UK, since we're only a small team of young college students we don't have any cash, but we do have a business plan.

So in case you're interested about investing venture capital in a new and exciting startup contact me at contact [at] improj.com

I almost hope op is completely honest.

The hilarity of some guy going to 4chan biz for advice on how to use 23 million dollars is amusing as fuck to me.

ok op this will be the most important advice in your live, google vanguard