/biz/ - Business & Finance

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At least I am lucky enough not to live in Turkey.

>How will coinfags ever compete in the real world.
By cashing out some of our stack.

>I bet you guys would die if you ever had to negotiate or pitch anything.
I bet you'd die if you had to <insert random job>

>>3600378
what a shity looking breakfast, I'm not jealous in the slightest, you have some real plebeian taste

>>3600378
Come to America and say that to my face, faggot.

Istanbul is a god tier city but also really cheap considering the Turkish Lira fell heavily in price. You can live like a king there for 500 euros a week easily.

>>3600392
Always funny when an American is confronted by non-American food

>>3600392
>>3600378

lol exactly. dude is eating at a hotel with buffet breakfast. what a pleb.

>>3600378
looks disgusting

>>3600378

easy on the american sized plate, you dont want to become more obese

>>3600392
i'm western european you roach

>t*rkroach

Lol!

>>3600384

You must be some dumb fuck, I am an American traveling to Istanbul for business. Why the fuck would a Turk stay in a hotel. Not only are you ponzicoinfags autistic, you aren't even high functioning autists resulting in a waste of space. It must be strange imagining there are big swinging dicks like me who get to travel the world doing real deals while you live in your mom's basement trading Monopoly money.

>>3600445
>Istanbul for business.
Sure thing, Big Swinging Dick. Keep telling yourself that. Some of the "basement kids" here probably make more in 1 week trading their shitcoins that you do in 7 years. But if that shitty hotel breakfast makes you feel important, do carry on ;)

>>3600445
>Istanbul

>>3600378
What low tier restaurant is that where non whites are allowed?

>>3600452

More like I spent more on flight than your combined wealth

>>3600481
No, more like you're an insecure piece of shit that travels to a second rate country to pretend to have a business while a bunch of basement dwelling neets are making more money than you ever will and started 20 years before you ever did. Stay bitter. ;)

Look at you all alone, faggot. Hahahaha. Kys no one likes you.

>>3600378
What the fuck are you eating? Was you mom McDonalds?

>>3600445
>y in a hotel. Not only are you ponzicoinfags autistic, you aren't even high functioning autists resulting in a waste of space. It must be strange imagining there are big swinging dicks like me who get to travel the world doing real deals while you live in your mom's basement trading Monopoly money.
that must suck to have to take a plane to a shithole country to make money. sitting comfy in my boxers making thousands trading crypto on my pc feelsgoodman

I wonder how it feels to be turkish or another kind of arab and when you go to a real country everyone looks at you with disgust even if you're "rich".

>>3600491

Oh yeah I am real insecure about a bunch of basement dwellers who draw funny memes with no basic life skills declusional about their shitty Ponzi.

If you work hard, maybe you could be my driver

OP is coming.

Prepare the instanBull.

>>3600517
Stay poor and bitter, faggot.Your taxi driver should be pulling up to the Best Western you're staying at to pick you up on a trip to the city bazaar to pick up some fake Persian rugs to sell at your second rate store back in the States. Better hurry; Wouldn't watch to miss out on any of the "profits".

>>3600517
You come on fucking 4chan to brag about completely normal business trips. You also feel the need to take shitty pics to prove your point. Yes you are an insecure douche.

>>3600517

anyone can get an uber bro.

non leather briefcase. what do you sell, encyclopedias?

>>3600508

Sure you are man, wow money will surely be adopted by the rich and powerful and then you'll be all set. You know until 10 days later it is announced North Korea uses Bitcoin and every country bans it

Good luck pitching crytocurency trader on your resume after your mom kicks you out

>>3600547
I stay in cash so im not exposed to market risk, i also worked for ernst and young for 2 years so my resume is fine, enjoy wagecucking ill continue to make more than you from the comfort of my home

>>3600535

>best western

Funny guy, if you don't recognize this hotel you instantly reveal your pleb status

>>3600562

Sure you are, accountant boy

>Some generic hotel in a shithole cheap ass non-country, cab rides and plane rides
Wow bro you made it in life. Nobody every experiences these things.

One thing I've learned is that nobody who brags on anonymous anime imageboards is as successful as they say.

Fucking kek.

>>3600566
You think you're balling. You're new to money. Like actually your first month.

>>3600378
That breakfast looks interesting. If this isn't a LARP could you tell me what that is?

>>3600577
hasnt completed CFA, 5 years out of college, working in wealth management you make no more than 150k per year. I made $60k last month lol

>>3600577
>>3495351

Stop larping.

>>3600579
This. Congrats on being on a plane and enjoying your first restaurant big boy.

>>3600589

Cfa is irrelevant once you hit associate in PE.

>He doesn't know about carried interest

>Such a pathetic loser you brag about third world hotels in countries with a dead currency which cost literally nothing on a Cambodian porn imageboard
Woah.......you made it OP.

>>3600481
big boy in the economy seats! must be rollin in it

>>3600616
>carried interest
i surmise that by the passiveness of this rebuttal compared to you're previous posts that you do indeed make $150k or in the realm of that amount and now knowing that and knowing how much wealthier i am than you, i will comfortably tuck into bed, good night pleb

>>3600590

>he thinks I am larping

Kek

>>3600627

Sadly those are business yes united sucks balls. Atleast they lay down

>>3600577
If you actually made it into private equity that's extremely impressive. Do you have any advice for a lowly accounting student?

>>3600636
Who the fuck even cares. Your brag boils down to.

>I took a plane.
>I took a cab.
>Now I am in a hotel.

What exactly is the big whoop?

>>3600636
Nobody said you aren't actually where you said, it's just you actually brag about everyday things nobody gives a fuck about, which leads us to believe this is some entirely new experience to you and you're LAPRing about being rich when in fact anyone from any non shithole country can afford this shit.

>>3600635

Sure thing that is why you are up this late. You surely have all this wealth. I have shown proof, where is yours, you larping autist?

>>3600658

plus its likely expensed.

>>3600378
>eating ham
I feel bad for you.

>>3600680
This desu. If your not monitoring the foods you put into your body by this point, you're a brainlet.

I luv the bisphorous

HOLY SHIT OP.

YOU WERE ON A PLANE? AND NOW YOU ARE IN A HOTEL?! AND A GODDAMN CAB TOOK YOU TO SAID HOTEL?!

Surely no one in the world has ever experienced both a plane trip AND a stay in a hotel. Not to mention being driven to the hotel in a cab. Such a combination is truly out of the ordinary.

Hope you packed the essentials.

Now that op is crying in his hotel room, what do you guys wanna talk about?

>people talking shit about Istanbul
literally the best city I have ever been, and I have been to most major European/American cities

>>3600663
Be a millionaire first to boast about your account balance, poorfag.

>>3600378
>meetings before beakfast

you pitching strippers OP?

>>3600796
oh yeah? well I've been to /pol/ and they told me it's a very bad place

Hyatt Regency in Istanbul. Nice hotel, been there a couple of times.

>>3600840
I've been to an all inclusive resort in Turkey once. It was way more luxurious than anything I ever experienced in Italy and Spain. A great experience.
But if you would leave the resort you ended up in the world of Aladdin with shady people on every corner. So leaving wasn't really an option.

>>3600378
wait i dont get these threads. why would the person you described be jealous of this type of lifestyle?

they just want to trade coins and not be bothered by anyone, not wake up at the crack of dawn to go to meetings

>>3600577
shit, this is the same format that i use for my resume. same font and everything.

>>3600860
All inclusive is so fucking shit, bunch of Dutch and German and Russian douchebags running around drunk as hell and annoying everyone. All the food is shit, etc etc

>>3600881
I am Dutch. I´m sure I´ll manage.

>>3600378
That breakfast looks like shit breh

t. turkfag

Nice life OP
I woke up one hour later (also in Europe), then opened this thread with my girlfriend sleepily rubbing her head against my shoulder
What are we going to do today? Oh, it's Sunday, so not much because seeing as neither of us need to work for money we go out during the week when there's less crowds
Granted, we're not living a lavish lifestyle like a distinguished man such as yourself being driven to important business appointments
Guess you win that one, champ. GL with escorts or whatever you do for companionship, got to get back to cuddling now

>>3600968
I always browse these kind of threads to laugh at the most butthurt replies. This one wins.

>>3600378

Awwwwwwww babby's first business trip!

>>3600378
>>3600378
>Just finished my meetings and having a beakfast on the bisphorous. My private driver is picking me up in 30 Minutes.
Just woke up and having a beakfast on the bisphorous. My dad is paying the Airbnb and picking me up in 30 Minutes. He is taking me to see the big mosque today, after that, he promise to buy me a kebab.
ALSO, you will get cancer with that shitty breakfast

>>3601026
it's ok /r9k/, you'll get your peewee touched by these evil women one day

>>3600796
Yeah, Turkey has a lot of beautiful places, too bad Erdogan and his followers are turning into a nazi shithole.

>>3601041
You can literally see the cancer thriving on that processed meat.

>>3600445
having all that money and luxury... yet you are still a Turk

>>3601058
Libcucks thinks we care

>>3601075

Am I a chink now?

>>3601157
please don't put savoury things and sweet things on the same plate EVER AGAIN YOU COCKSUCKER

>>3601157
what's up with you and variety?

>>3601157
Why is your breakfast on the ceiling?

>>3601099
Given Erdogan is re-Islamizing Turkey, and libcucks fucking love Islam, you'd think he'd be a hero of theirs.

>>3601157
You already spent 4$ today.
Take care bad guy!

>>3601157
Fixed your photo

Help me pick my meal on the way back

>>3601370
stop taking food photos and enjoy your cheap holidays, anon

The more you have to brag about/flaunt your wealth, the weaker you are. Nouveau riche (not even that, with half a mil in the bank) idiots pissing me off. OP is probably amerilard, they tend to be the most insufferable cunts when they come into money suddenly.

>>3601370

>travels to a muslim majority country

>Thinks shithole=vacation

TOP KEK

>>3600378
gay ass restaurant with old ladies and a bad lunch; got a better egg sandwich at the deli this morning
lame, go talk to karen

>>3600445
I believe you mean Constantinople.

>>3601370
>Turkey

Enjoy your stay in the wart of the asshole of the world that is the middle east.

>all these buttblasted memecoiners

Top job OP.

>>3600378

>is so successful he brags on 4chan

Really activated my neurons

>this much beta thirst for approval

>>3601157
This is a 5 star food? Pretty much I can buy that same dish across the street for $1.20.

>>3600517
Dude, you are super insecure. You are coming to an anonymous imageboard to brag and boast and feel important. I think that in real life you must be lost and depressed, like something is missing and you cannot fill the empty void inside. This is a sad cry for attention.

Looks like port mann in Vancouver

>>3600378
You will be vaporized shortly. Fool. Bosphorus is where WW3 starts.

>>3600445
You mean Constantinople, right?

>>3600445
I'm sure you must be pretty good in your skin and your life to kneejerk on an anon comment on the internet

>>3600378
your plate looks disgusting

>>3600378
"Bosphorus" you fucking mongoloid

>>3600445
this image has been recycled on this board this entire week nigger

>>3600566
all that money and you cant get laser eye surgery

>>3600392
This. All that fucking bread. Make it stop

>>3600378
/biz/ aka /alt-larp/

>>3600445
remove minaret

the throne of the emperor shall be retaken in your lifetime despoiler

>>3600566
that fruit is fugly

>omesigo apple partnership confirmed

>>3600378

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0udpMXfGW0E

>>3600445

https://vocaroo.com/i/s03b7WTQ4uxw

Yea op I browsed the whole thread. You're a massive faggot and I hope a roadside bomb takes you out. Also, you eat like a fucking rabbit. You're no man.

>>3600378
>Have to rush my lunch to get free lift
>No ashtray on the table
kys

>>3600378
>Autistically eating alone and photographing your food
>implying this isn't a stock photo

you're never getting out of the basement faggot just learn to deal like the rest of us

Yo dude have you been fired yet? Aren't there some tables over there you need to be bussing

>>3600378
T*rkroach

Raid yourself subhuman

>>3600566

Babbys first business trip. Cute.

I've seen you post a lot, OP, and you always seem so combative. You seem to have a good job and at least a decent income but I don't understand what motivates you to make threads on a board full of mostly losers and then just start flinging shit almost immediately. What is your purpose?

>>3600394
>guncucks

Not even once

>>3603389
Being an approval-seeking beta whose parents were never satisfied with its achievements.

>>3601370
2nd, 2nd and the double choc because you're American.
Enjoy.

>business trips
i fucking hate those, NEETs have life figured out

>>3600378
>Instagraming a meal for one.
Your driver wouldn't sit with you?

>>3601370
I love Turkish airlines, their meals are restaurant tier.

>>3601370
P.S., you greasy sand-nignog sister fuckers are never getting in the EU:^)

>>3600517
You're obviously insecure enough that you decided to come and brag about your made up accomplishments on this board

>>3600445
>I am an American traveling to Istanbul for business
buying cloth and reselling it on Amazon is a cuck tier business. Unless you own your own SaaS technology company where the only inputs are your time and servers, and the output is a recurrent stream of revenue you're a cuck. Sorry bud

>tfw invested in btc when it was a couple of quid each
>literally a millionaire today at 22 with no work done other than hodling
>playing with crypto online still making some decent gains, especially during jan-may.

I'm literally richer than you and probably will be for the rest of my life, assuming btc keeps going up

I just want you to know when you're losing sleep over your work, there's a frogposter on the internet living a life of pure laziness and comfort

>>3602790
That's really rough anon but I agree. Op is a huge faggot but really that's no different than any other day.