/biz/ - Business & Finance

I will fud a coin I hold and shill a coin I don't even own in response to stupid posts.

I bought NEO at 900k

I bought one million LINK and I am scared. It is a mixture of fear, dread, and hope. I can't sleep.

I wish people would stop fudding. We can all make it together.

I have no fucking idea what im doing with this dumb cryptocurrency shit

>>3598829
i bought BTC at 5k. HODLing and comfy tho.

I bought ammo rewards at 300 sats, went in with $930 worth of btc. It's now at 7 sats aka my bags are worth $20.

>>3598829
I FUDed the FUCK out of ChainLink so I could buy near ICO price.

I bought 50,000 near 0.00045 and feel comfy now.

>>3598829
I pointed out flaws with Chainlink ICO which anons took as FUD, though it wasn't really my intention. Convinced people outside of here to drop their bags then bought on ED.

I only realised what I had done way after. I guess I'm just natural at this.

I bought SIA and REDDCOIN once.

I do not and will never know what the oracle problem is
I'm a nocoiner that frequently talks about and advises on coins

>>3598954

lmao i did the same thing. i got a decent chunk and am ready for take off

>>3598829
i own DGB

I lost my recovery seed for my monero wallet. There was only $80 in it when I lost it but it's worth maybe $500 now

this hot asian told me to fuck and cum in her ass while we were having sex and i didnt do it at the time because i thought she was asking to do it next time.

we broke up a week later and i never got to do it. there was no next time.

I'm a combination of too lazy and too scared to go to a Bitcoin ATM and buy some.
I refuse to do anything that requires handing over personal identification like Coinjar and am too spaghetti for Local Bitcoins

Sometimes I create threads about how to manipulate/entice women into having sex with you, but instead of getting actual advice I realize how virginal /biz/ is

I deliberately bump non-coin threads just to encourage more actual business discussion

>>3598990
>she

i still don't understand what "the blockchain" means. also these following terms:
>smart contract
>oracle problem
>lightning network
>proof of work/stake
>hashrate
>masternodes
>mining pools
>satoshi's vision

>>3599004
she was a tomboy but she had a golden fucking ass and pussy. ill never get over this.

also i sold ANS at a loss after the conference. would of made 10k if I held during the ride to $50. but lets be honest I would not have sold and would be holding the bags still with half the profit.

>>3598829
I don't know shit about these scamcoins and I don't care, I'm just here to ride the pumps and have been very successful doing so. I have zero faith in any of these coins, including Bitcoin, and I strongly believe 99% of them won't even be around in a few years.

>>3599011
Just look them up you ass wagon.

I bought DOGE, a lot of it, at 120sat....

today I bought even more to lower my average price so I can MAYBE not lose my ass.

>>3599019
>tomboy

she have a cute penis too?

>>3599030
i don't give a shit about any of it. i'm only here for the money.

>>3598829
im holding OMG and TenX(bought at 4.20)

I want to buy some Metal

>>3599042
I mean I guess I should be happy about trading against clueless rubes.

I was on this board when only 5% of the threads were crypto but didn't buy any

>>3598941
this. I mostly just listen to you guys, sometimes it pays off and I'm happy, other times i go deep in the red and post pink wojaks to take away the pain, cause at least that's sort of funny.

>>3598829
I've been learning a lot about crypto and delude myself into thinking i know more than i actually do. I've gotten better when it comes to the market but the technology is completely beyond me. I have no idea wtf any of these shittokens do.

>>3599062
>TenX(bought at 4.20)
So some of the little things i seem to have figured out that may to have some value..... Never buy at ATH. Its not a fucking meme. FOMO will drive you to make stupid decisions because you dont wanna miss out on a moon mission.

Also, look at market cap. TenX is solid but at the price you bought the market cap was huge; not a lot of room for short term growth and now you got bags. Just keep holding, it'll def go back up to that by q1 2018

>>3598987
WHAT A STUPID NIGGER

I have no clue what I'm doing when it comes to crypto and just loosely follow what /biz/ says to throw money at with it with my loose income.

>>3598829
I found out that KIDS wasn't connected to the Kidscoin NZ project but didn't tell anyone until after it pumped a little bit more and I sold

>>3599002
>how to manipulate/entice women into having sex with you, but instead of getting actual advice I realize how virginal /biz/ is
No real advice from me, I get hit on in the most absurd situations. I'm not even doing anything. Might be the way I carry myself, but I don't think I do it well enough to stand out. I'm also not super attractive. I don't want to be one of those JUST BE YOURSELF BRUH faggots but it's always worked for me. All I can say is don't think about it too much and roll with the flow. Improve yourself and don't be a spastic idiot.

Two girls accosted me in the metro once asking me for my phone number. Five pretty girls in the library just sat close to me and started talking to me out of nowhere saying I was handsome. I once groped a hot chick's boobs on accident and before I could apologise she smiled at me and said it was okay. This isn't even a third of it. I got hit on brazenly while my girlfriend was right next to me for example, and they knew. I was going to write about what happened today but I fucking hit word limit so I deleted it.

Women are just weird mate. This is something I don't understand. I've never really given a shit about dating and I don't care much for sex either so it's just laughs at this point.

>>3599313
youre probably pretty handsome you autist. none of that would have happened to an ugly dude.

Also, the BE YOURSELF meme only works if your fucking awesome. In shape, well dressed, good hygene, financially secure, pursuing your passions and confident because of all of this.

>>3599313
How would you describe yourself? First in terms of personality, and then in terms of dress? Are you from a big city?

Incidentally I've always been the deer never the lion. I don't get laid much, but it's been very passive on my part when I do.

>>3599341
>pursuing your passions and confident
I think that everyone is capable of this
>>3599313
You should post a pic of you, just cause I'm curious. I used to have it like that when I was ripped and had all my hair, lol.

>>3598829

I get paid (others as well) to shill the +2500 member bitpam /biz/ cryptocurrency trading/mining/coding discord server so i shill it hard here on /biz/ for money

discord.gg/VpPrGmF

>>3599341
Not always the case. A worthwhile girl will be with a guy who has a good personalty, sense of humour, and confidence. That's key. Even if you know you're not as good looking or as fit as Chad, having confidence in your qualities will go a long way.
Source: I'm a girl that only fucks Chads and never calls them again, but my boyfriends have been the opposite

>>3598829
I mocked Buterin's appearance and feel guilty about it. He's skeletally skinny, but looks fine otherwise. Nothing wrong with being skinny either, for that matter.

>>3598829
I have money invested and have done quite well, but am trying to convince my parents I can do the same for them if they'd let me broker for them. They're so lackadaisical, this market moves so fuckin' fast, but "Oh honey, we'll get back to you about it in a couple weeks." God damn it, shit changes by the fuckin' hour. I can make them never have to worry about what retirement money they have (but are slowly bleeding) for the rest of their golden years; Why are boomers so slow and jaded? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've only lost money when trading crypto.

>>3599444
I kept telling my dad to buy ETH starting when it was $50. Took forever. but finally got him on board at $110.

>>3599410
>the opposite
So you DON'T fuck the beta orbiters but you do call them?

>>3599458
I wife them.

>>3599444
You don't have a Series 7. So that's kinda illegal. I can already imagine you losing your parent's money, and seeing both of them working a mcjob and handing me my mcfood after.

>>3599474
I wanna see what I crypto femanon looks like.

>>3599504
Not doxxing myself. I'm a 5'0, 95lbs, attractive Filipino girl. But since this is 4chan, you'll believe I'm a 300lbs NEET no matter what I say.

>>3599410
>Chad
reeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck off roastie. you were never invited to crypto. crypto is reserved for NEET virgin autists like myself.

>>3599348
I am an introvert autist (INTP) who comes off as serious and antisocial. Stoic, quiet, calm, aloof. Also "mysterious", I get that a lot from women but that's always sounded like a meme to me. What the fuck does that even mean? In high school people thought I was some type of jock delinquient or some such. Scared the fuck out of a guy on my first day but I swear it was an accident.

I dress 'normally'. Jeans, shirts, pullovers, jackets, sneakers. No faggy shit like ripped or really tight clothes. I'm 20 btw.

>>3599366
No pic, I'm sure you understand. Don't what that floating around. I have a nice jawline and a thick neck, also average height. Once I got home exhausted and slept on the sofa for a while. Then I woke up all messy and went to the laundry lady to pick up some clothes. She had her daughter there that day, must be about 2 years younger. I swear she was looking at me the entire time with her mouth open, even her mother noticed and then commented on it to me the next time I stopped by.

When stuff like his happens I don't even know how to react, I just feel like laughing afterwards. Comedy gold.

>>3599348
Forgot to say but I'm close to a big city. Periphery.

>>3599313
>hot chick's boobs
Virgin detected

I never gave crypto any attention until the past month. Is it too late?

>>3599539
How so? She was hot and had great tits. I'm not a virgin, lost it at 17 in gf's house. She lived close to the school and her parents weren't home a lot of the time.

>>3599523
Filipina

>>3599410
>>3599410
>A worthwhile girl will be with a guy who has a good personalty, sense of humour, and confidence.
the average dude will still have to try harder to get with qts than if he was a handsome chad.

Chicks you bump into dont go around asking for your number or saying its ok you groped their tits unless you're handsome or have status

>>3599564
No, she actually meant filipino.

>>3599527
Bro... That kind of shit used to happen to me, but every time I would realize what actually happened like an hour after. In the moment I'm just non-reactive. It would make me laugh but also die a little inside.

>>3599524
>>3599572
>chad on the outside
>neet on the inside
Good thing this is an anonymous board and my identity will disappear with this thread, I'd have never told this story otherwise. I hate obnoxious dudebros, the chans are more my speed. L-Let's get to lamboland together anons.

>>3599588
That's exactly it, it's like I don't believe what's happening when it does. It doesn't register properly in my mind. What's the cause of this?

>>3599524
Hey dude I'm a 9/10 fucked 50+ girls just waiting for that crypto cash to take life to another level yet!

Your reality starts with your mind friend

>>3599667
self deprecation probably. I assume i'm not good enough for people frequently, so the thought of anything like that happening is so far removed from my mind that even it does happen right in front of me - I do not react, at all. I used to be super depressed but I deal with it now, and I think the way I deal with it could be a part of this.

>>3598829
I have been double billin on of my clients for about 4 months now. I send my invoices to two accountants they have and spend all the extra money on crypto.

They have not noticed ..... yet.

>>3599159
>>3598941
This is the most fun game.

I stopped talk to my best female friend couse I fall in love with her and she has boyfriend that is happy with. I never told her that its more than friendship from my site and at this point is too late couse I am afraid that if I tell her that we will never meet again and she is awesome person ehhh

>>3599703

you better hope they never find out.

>>3598829
I fucked your mom

>be 18 and dog is barking
>barking at really hot grill across fence
>i walk out shirtless eith decent ab line
>tries to talk to me but i leave joint burning in room so i say hello and go back to joint
Did I fuck up or save weed?

>>3598829

I paid this guy

https://www.tellawallet.com/

>>3599527
You must be symmetrical with a good shoulder to waist ratio. Are you over 6ft?

>>3599775
The only reason you think she is "awesome person" is because you think she is attractive. Step back for a second and realize she is just another retarded girl.

When my own coins are crashing I FUD the absolute shit out of them. It helps with frustration I guess.

I insult orange cum guzzling /pol/tards for spreading their cancerous patheticness on an unrelated board.

>>3599937
>Cum guzzling

>>3599527
>Also "mysterious",
>I'm 20 btw.

I see what's going on: It's easy to get laid when you're young, and when you're "mysterious" what is happening is girls are projecting their own sexual and or romantic fantasies onto you. That happens to me too.

>>3598941
This. At least ive stopped trusting shillig threads without arguments. Relying mostly on reddit now for serious info, i just listen to guys who sound intelligent/articulate since i dont know shit about crypto.

>>3599996
Idolatry is synonymous with cum guzzling. And boy are they looking for idols to worship. Probably cover their walls with them in a fit of autism.
Also, how to detect teenagers 101.

>>3600013
Reddit is the same as here. They're just nicer and write longer shills.

>>3599098
same. I actually actively posted in android apps threads instead of cyrpto threads

fuck my life

>>3600013
Fuckin deadshit nigger. If you don't understand but it sounds articulate your are going to get ass raped. How long have you been on 4chan/been alive?

I know exactly what i need to do,
what to buy, when to buy it, and when to sell it to be successful but i'm a hopeless optimist and i keep staying in way longer then i know i should, i know in my gut that i should sell, but i dont, hoping for that 100x coin/token that will make me stinking rich.

>tfw i've been repeating this loop since 2011
>been in crypto for 6 years and i'm still not a whale because i dont realize profits.
>tfw if i just left my BTC alone this year i'd have more money then i do now after speculating

>>3599692
>>3600000
I agree

>>3599875
Nope, manlet-tier 5'8". Though I guess that's a common height in my country so it doesn't matter much. If I were 6ft I can't even imagine how much more ridiculous it'd be.

>>3600204
Symmetry and shoulders though? Do girls tell you that you smell nice?

>>3600223

>>3600223
Symmetry yes, I think so. Broad shoulders too. I've been told I smell like a man, whatever that means. I don't or rarely ever use any products. No time for that cap.

>>3600223
>>3600230
Welp that's it... i'm gonna start showering less... or building up more of a sweat and shower the same frequency. I'm pretty sure this is legit!

>>3598829
I was helping a 36 year old female co-worked understand bitcoin and she bought me lunch as a thank you.

We hooked up after drinking a bottle of wine.

I'm 26 and married. I have to look her in the eye at work on monday.

>>3598829
I want so bad to be a successful crypto daytrader. I've posted quite a few successful days in the 1-3 percent range. Still I doubt myself.

>>3600264
Just tell her you can fuck on the side as long as she keeps her mouth shut. Terrible situation anon. How's your wife?

>>3600250
Yep lucky you. Literally if you are symmetrical with reasonably high test and have immune system genes that are different from the girl who is smelling you, she will want to fuck you more than anything in the world.

>>3599159
The pink wojaks have given me something to look forward to after the terrible losses I know will eventually come

My first time trading, Bought 117 NEO at >40$ I regret not shorting and getting more later. I like getting GAS and how fast it is. I've learnt a lot in the past weeks . I put more money into OMG, PAY and a bitof BTC.

My worst mistake was buying ADX and sending it to the worng bittrex wallet, back then it was 527$ by the time Bittrex was able to give it back to me it was worth 200$

>>3599444
I begged my dad to invest from 200 to 1200 but muh stocks

He wouldn't but my lawyer did. Wish he put in more tho, I was telling him to buy eth at 30

>>3599937
>muh pol

>>3600279
I have very high T levels, really deep voice and lots of hair. Always been told that I'm testosterone incarnate. Also packing 7", need at least XL condoms and sometimes those barely fit. Reading this thread again I realise my life sounds like such a meme. Only missing being 6ft which I can't do anything about without sorcery, but I'm working on six-pack abs. More importantly I'm here for the lambo.

>>3600250
>Broad shoulders

>>3600342
Lucky mother fucker (probably literally).

I really wish I knew this shit when I was younger. If I could go back in time and tell myself one thing it would be to be healthy as fuck, especially during teen years.

Good luck to you anon. Make sure you get some Monero if you want that Lambo. Srs not memeing.

>>3598829
I cant wagecuck i am autistic around people i cant socialize i usually get fired for being awkward, cryptos are my only chance

My company is taking suggestions for waits to utilize blockchain.

I feel like it's bait, but what's the best way to troll them? It's a bullshit HR data company.

>>3598935
no we dont. zero sum game, unless you dump on the normies then i dont give a fuck, but dont dump on my bizbros.

As for my confession, i ran a pnd group, didnt even made more than 1 btc, i got bamboozled.

>>3599527
Just fuck off with this narcissistic humble bragging. Girls sitting next to you in the library and telling you out of nowhere that you're handsome doesn't happen. The fact that you can analyze all these situations well shows you are not an autist. You are probably an insecure dude who flirts with women minimally and then later acts like it was all her initiative. Also you accidently touched some boobs and she said it was all okay? Well if you aren't Giacomo Casanova! You're not autistic or a sperg, you wear that identity for yourself out of insecurity to always have something to fall back on, to escape responsibility. 'Oh I scared that guy, it wasn't on purpose, such an autist righttt'

You're nothing more than a dude that craves validation and attention from others, i.e. a narcissist. Look up 'autism' on the internet and shut the fuck up afterwards.

I have no fucking idea what I'm doing but made 50k in the alt market this year.

I just look for popular trader's opinions and analysis and buy on trust or buy /biz/ shilled coins when they have not pumped yet. I have less than 10 trades per month.

I probably profited hugely because of weak hands and idiots on this board who buy my bags. Sorry.

Despite this I genuinely believe that I might "make it" and reach my arbitrary goal for 2 million dollars within 3 years.

I don't believe in any of these MEME coins and think they're legitimate scams with no use.

I think even Bitcoin is hugely impractical for small payments because of the fee and unless it's made into a credit card format normies will never adopt this.

I sold 2600 ETH I bought at 80 cents when they were $12 because I got greedy, despite /biz/ telling me to put in cold wallet and forget for 2 years.... 1.5 years ago.

>>3599410
>be confident because all of this
>not always the case. have confidence

smart.

>I use betas as boyfriends and cheat on them with Chad

revolutionary. virtuous.

I've permanently fucked my brain through drug abuse, and now have a much weaker memory and fairly intense anxiety occuring as a result.

I want to make a career out of trading but am concerned about it just being a way of justifying a gambling addiction

I fucked things up with "The One" years ago and I'm still not over it

I get self-destructive when I feel depressed and one-off lapses back into drugs tend to turn straight back into regular use, cycle continues etc.

I fucking hate myself, but one day we're all gonna make it. Thanks for listening, /biz/

>>3598829

I make risky stock plays without even reading the annual reports

I financed a new car with only 15% down (it's a small one though)

I routinely say no to extra shifts, even though overtime+call equals 70-80 dollarinos an hour

They day I started trading crypto I saw a thread shilling BitBean, and I bought thinking it was a good investment

>>3600537
I listened

You need to get over your girl though.

Mine broke up after 5 years. It hurts, but you need to move on. Stop crying bitch nigger

Go lift some weights and stop with the drugs what the fuck are you doing

And trading is far from gambling if you have a plan

>>3598829
I never want to sell.
Hodl forever, bitches

I'm not talking to my mother because I'm enraged that I was genitally mutilated as an infant

I'm going to "forget" her birthday in a few weeks as well

>>3600264
classic
post pics of wife and mistress

Fuck it I'm going all out

I've been in an online relationship for the past year with a 15 year old Australian girl I met on omegle who isn't the innocent and sweet girl I thought she was after seeing her instagram. She's just like any other normie girl with some weird as fuck hipster interests and would probably turn out to be a slut if it wasn't for me

I've been pretending to go to college for the last two years so my parents don't kick me out, when in reality I would just drive to the local library or sleep in a parking lot somewhere when they thought I was in class

I have severe depression and near-constant existential angst and often consider ways I would end it but won't because it would devastate my siblings

I keep up many different online relationships/sexting partners so I don't feel as alone

I have no friends

I have never truly had friends

I have $50,000 in crypto and that is my only chance at any future besides homelessness or wagecuckery

I have no motivation to do anything and often stay up all night because my mind runs too loud when I try to fall asleep

>>3600674
Holy shit.
Suicide is your only option.
BTC address: 000000000000000

>>3600602
Changed computer, but thank you anon, it means a lot. Taking profits isn't something to regret especially with >10x gains.

If your strategy is consistent then your target is within your reach. Best of luck my bro

>>3600674
See >>3600602

>>3600000
Thanks for the advice, kek

I'm in crypto for less than a month and i can say i undertand most things pretty ok but the thing is i have no idea when to buy or sell and im really really bad at math. I also keep buying ATH and im down 1/3 of my investment.

>>3600674
is this a pasta?

My first coin was DGB. I bought $1000 fucking dollars worth of it. Because i thought that was the next big thing. Slowly i realized that i am a bag holder. I dropped it when it hit the price i bought it first. Noped the fuck out. I got lucky.

>>3600674
you know what to do, clean your room

>>3600746
30% swings are normal in crypto, dont worry too much.

The way I swing trade has been to follow the Whales. This is a staple concept in trading, understanding market manipulation and using it to your advantage, or at least avoiding the losses they can bring. Watch order books and prices for long run trends, ARK was a great one to swing and probably will continue to be so.

>>3598829
I started day trading bitcoin 2 years ago and have lost most of the BTC I originally had due to falling for scam coins, hacks and being a gambler playing with high leverage despite.

>>3598868
kek reactive beta faggot

>>3600822
fuck i didnt finish my sentence. I cant anxious depressed fuck I cant even concentrate the feels from losing my btc

I meant to write 'I started day trading bitcoin 2 years ago and have lost most of the BTC I originally had due to falling for scam coins, hacks and being a gambler playing with high leverage despite /biz/ telling me to stop.

>>3600830
I dont think I will stop until I lose it all.
t. the feels of a degenerate gambler

I'm literally just gambling.

>>3600870
if you hodl coins and dont leverage you will never lose if you dont buy literal shitcoins and even if you do if you hodl it will probably recover in the next alt season. The main portfolio killer is leveraged trades. The amount of times I have been stop hunted or liquidated...I must be the worst day trader in crypto. Only legit autists like me failed to increase their btc over 2 years. these feels anon they feels are too much for me desu

>>3600505
Not once did I say I cheated. But ok, bitter neckbeard, twist my words.

>>3600476
>Girls sitting next to you in the library and telling you out of nowhere that you're handsome doesn't happen.
It did, one of the girls crushed on me in middle school and she brought it up and the others followed up on it. I was caught off guard and didn't know what to do so I laughed it off and left at the first excuse I could come up with.

>The fact that you can analyze all these situations well shows you are not an autist.
Only way after the fact, sometimes years later. I'm better at it now.

>You are probably an insecure dude who flirts with women minimally and then later acts like it was all her initiative.
Top kek, insecure yes on certain things. I don't flirt and never have, if they took "hello" as flirting then that's not my fault is it? I have been approached without saying anything.

>you accidently touched some boobs and she said it was all okay? Well if you aren't Giacomo Casanova!
Valid, but she got mad at other guys for much less that's why it was odd.

>You're not autistic or a sperg
Certainly not clinically, but it's what my close friends call me because of my dumb behaviour. It has become a meme. I do sperg out in a way, as I have no reaction and I don't know how to respond to advances. If that's not what that is, then what do I call it?

>you wear that identity for yourself out of insecurity to always have something to fall back on, to escape responsibility
I've been struggling with depression for 6 years, there's no escape.

>'Oh I scared that guy, it wasn't on purpose, such an autist righttt'
I only mentioned that because it conditioned people's opinion of me until graduation.

>You're nothing more than a dude that craves validation and attention from others,
On an anonymous image board? I was just relaying my experience with women then I got asked questions and it went on from there. I shared some of it because I thought some anon somewhere would find it interesting. Maybe I wasted my time here, maybe not.

>>3601013
Helped confirm what a fellow intp read in a book. Much appreciated, anon.

>>3599764
Did you say FUN?

>>3598829
I think people who can't breakdown complicated issues, into simpler explanations, are incredibly stupid and lack intellect, regardless of academic ability.

Or maybe they never wanted you to understand in the first place :)

>>3600330
Can't deny it's cancer.

>>3598941
This. I seriously have to wonder what type of faggot would sit in front of a computer all day looking up crypto news hoping the next one will moon. Hell, the Occam's Razor for this crypto shit is that Bitcoin and Ethereum got incredibly lucky and those who put everything into them are Lamborghini owners. People are just hoping they can get in on the next thing whether it be NEO, XMR, or OMG. Trying to recreate that original magic. I honestly believe this crypto crap will all tank someday due to over saturation. Fun to speculate about, though.

>>3602109
Most coins today will die.

Blockchain tech, however, will change the world

>>3598990
>I didn’t ask for this feel dot jay peg

>>3602150
I don't deny that. The whole "It's the form of mahniez, maaan" that I LOL at. I feel it's a new trend that will eventually get stamped out by most Govs assuming it doesn't collapse on itself first. As a friend of mine said, "There's no way in fuck I'd trust a system that can be manipulated so easily by a few shitposters on 4chan"