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3595766 No.3595766 [Reply] [Original]

I'm a crypto millionaire. Worth over 1.2M

I have made over 30 people stick things up their asses for BTC.

What does this make me?

>> No.3595774

a nigger

>> No.3595776

larper

>> No.3595790

Hard as a rock.

>> No.3595797

probably homosexual

>> No.3595800

>>3595766
Post wallet for proof. But if you're willing to give something I... I think I have some sharpie here.

>> No.3595804

What am I sticking up my ass and how much are you paying?

>> No.3595807

ayo gib

>> No.3595808

a capitalist

>> No.3595809

a lying faggot unless you can send 30 btc to 1Kw3HbnjJupEjXmawZNpaH1ySkMSKH78gD

>> No.3595822

>>3595809
I would believe him for a small fraction of that
1EGS3aqHVcs86HGHwEr18SevPFeFoaQgRF

>> No.3595823

>>3595766
It makes you scum. I'm tired of people shitting on /biz/-posters.

If anyone wants to actually get paid, I'll pay out 0.1 BTC for each sharpie that's inserted in asshole. 5 sharpies maximum, first two people only. Include timestamps. I was the guy who paid out in the other thread.

>> No.3595840
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3595840

It's not gay to have a friend in the room as you stick a spoon in your naked ass for Bitcoin.

>> No.3595888

>>3595823
Just wait for me.

>> No.3595890

>What does this make me?
An idiot. Get out as fast as you can

>> No.3595892

I need 0.8 btc to get married. What can I do for you guys?

>> No.3595918

>>3595892
18hW2ozkYAhMLSrR8vLUu7kNeJt83JyoUA

>> No.3595933
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3595933

>>3595892
Sharpie in ....

>> No.3595937

>>3595766
alright man what do you want to go up my ass, I don't have all day let's get this over with.

>> No.3596087

>>3595892
>falling for the marriage jew

>> No.3596100

>>3595937
laptop cord, the end that goes into the lap top

>> No.3596131

>>3595766

plx some btc

1KPCCqjDmCET56MXVxGVQvZgqGUmV41o1W

>> No.3596210

>>3595892
give that money to me instead and i wont leave you after 2 years

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3596389

>>3595840
>>3595823
>>3595888
Delivered. Screenshot to avoid giving information. 1FhUwRMjaDxHEV1m2vCTqccYgvstJehicU

>> No.3596424

>>3596389
No timestamp.

>> No.3596442

>>3595797

Agreed. A homosexual.

>> No.3596602
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3596602

>>3596424
Here it is.

>> No.3596623

>>3595766
a sick fuck?

>> No.3596641
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3596641

>>3596389
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKING PAJEET!

>> No.3596781

>>3596641
I'm a literal whore, might as well profit from my lack of morals.

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3596794

pic related.

>> No.3596803

>>3596781
sent faggot

>> No.3596895

>>3596803
Thanks. Oh boy, I hope you ain't lying in the internet.

>> No.3596902

>>3595797
This. Definitely homosexual.

>> No.3596907

>>3596895
i was about to send it but then i noticed the pen is not actually inserted into your anus, its just holding still by the force of your hairy poo in loo cheeks

>> No.3596908

>>3596895
post proof if he sent, so the other sharpies know there's a chance.

>> No.3596913
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3596913

>It's another episode of /biz/ finding objects to shove up their butts.

This is why some people unironically call it buttcoin.

>> No.3596937

First to put a carrot up his butt gets 0,5ETH.

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3596946

>>3596908
Blockchain.info shows nothing, hmmm.

>> No.3596948

Poorfag here.

I am glad you do this anon. It gives me hope for the future that some day I too can make people put sharpies in their poopers.

Long life!

>> No.3596973
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3596973

>even when they don't get any Buttcoin, they still get off on the humiliation aspect

homos, what can ya do

>> No.3596994

>>3596908
Nothing yet, I have proved the sharpie men are liers.

>> No.3597008
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3597008

It's a Saturday afternoon. You're telling me you have nothing better to do with your money? At least go get some champagne and a hooker OP.

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>>3595766
>What does this make me?

It makes you the guy who is going to send me 0.5 BTC now to stick a sealed bottle of Ambien in my butt.

>> No.3597043

>>3597029
I dunno man, they haven't sent me anything yet. Don't risk your ass in that way only to get disappointed.

>> No.3597058

>>3597043

I will wait for your confirmation.

>> No.3597074

>>3597043
i didnt send the .1 btc because you didnt actually insert that pen in your ass you just stuck it between your cheeks nice try but i do not reward cheaters

>> No.3597128

>>3597074
Funcional strength my man. Also, I tried to do what you said, but is literally impossible to introduce it unless you're some bottom (which I'm not). I didn't cheat, that's all I could do, for real. But meh, whatever, I want to see the wine guy.

>> No.3597277

>>3597058
So, nothing.

>> No.3597301

>>3597277

Thanks for the update.

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3597346

>>3595766
Larping autistic fagget

>> No.3597373

>>3597301
Is a sharpie some kind of knife?

I have one but I'm worried about putting in my a hole.

I would do anything for 0.1 btc though