/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have more than you, faggot. You are a wannabe whale. Larping pond scum. Kys

>>3588851
You don't have 1.2M or 500k links haha

>>3588851
Proof or larp

gay and fag

ok man

>>3588851
could you send me 500$ as proof im a poor student

>>3588868
If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc.

>>3588901
Uh you mean with the big end into the ass?
nah no way dude

but 1000 sounds way to much thats how i know i wont get any :c

>>3588917
no just the handle of the spoon is fine, ill pitch in .05 btc on top of his offer

>>3588917
I give away btc to random people all the time. I literally don't give a shit. I was already rich before bitcoin so to me it is just play money. You can stick the small end in.

I am not him but want to get in on this offer. Be right back.

>>3588851

whats with cunts asking for images of random household items shoved up another dudes arse? are you lot all homos or something?

>>3588924
okay i know its probably fake but im desperate enough

i will get kicked out if i cant make 500 til the end of the month

give me one minute

Holy shit that hurt

It still dles wtf

>>3588851
>Only 500k

>>3589002
1JB8i2CAtGMYZH1PVAsnMZbGArrpJDqsfP

please be real anon i NEED the money

>>3589002
this fuckin board man

>>3588901
>>3589002
Jesus fuck

>>3589002
include me in the screencap

well done, ill send when i get home from the pub

>>3588924
>3588924
Hello,
I am random people
and here's my random btc wallet
3KXqUMtGFY41TrpppZvzdK7N1sEtJ7nRUE
Thanks for your donation

>>3589002
>OP was larping all along

>>3589002
Jesus Christ, this fucking site

>>3589034
Thank you dude

I know the sharpies in pooper etc only have a 1% chance of actually getting money but im killing myself anyway if i cant make it

But shit how can ppl be gay this hurts still

>>3589050
Dicks arent made of metal, anon.

>>3589050
they usually use lub, dude

>>3588924

Ehm, let me see if you're right 16N8qDdLiHdmiG1QTmzQMv9M76koXE86bL

>>3589002
Dude...

>>3588851

Send 0.01 i'lll be happy with that anon :(

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>>3588901
Kek

>>3589002
He fucking did it. Bye bye dignity

>>3589050
You just prostitued yourself for free

>>3588851
If anon feels like it, otherwise keep being baller

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>>3589091
> You realise you cant even tell your priest about this sin

THROW ME A BONE PEOPLE, ITS HARD TO DO THIS AND I NEED A HELPING HAND!

BTC to 12MX5UBZdPKQCwxgHDbRaFswR652F5jafv

>we now have two pasty, flat asses with cutlery in their buttholes ITT

Basically this: >>3589015
Also, do some squats you cucks.

>>3588945
What an I looking at

>>3588851
>>3588924
Probably not gonna, but my dad looks like his skin is going to turn cancerous soon and I work in a factory, so I can't really help him out with that.

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If you feel generous. Yes, this is begging.

>>3589109
Oh i am /fit/ my ass is just that ugly

>>3589104
nice job anon, i will send when I finish here

1.2M and only 500k LINKs? Anon OP, you sir, fucked up bigly.

>>3589132
Many thanks to you kind anon, my butthole will always remember

Op is gonna send me some r-right guys?

>>3589002
no timestamp no reward though, amirite?

for all we know you could've trolled google images with safesearch off for a good 2 mins to get an image on page 8

>>3589002
>Come into this thread expecting Larp
>Get win

Bretty good

>>3589124
I bet you squat like 60lbs you flatassed fuckboy.

>>3589156
op said i should write "there is no spoon" and i did that so please stfu.

also >>3589154

>>3589002
>>3589156

If this guy is right about the technicality then I have already followed the rules

>>3589104
>>3589104
>>3589104
>>3589104

>>3589162
i dont get that one, my ass is the opposite of flat

>>3589173
What do you squat and deadlift, faggot.

oh, why the fuck not, if you're still there

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>>3589165
>If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc.

heres his post
"If you stick a spoon in your ass and write "there is no spoon" on the time stamp I will send you $1000 of btc."

haha nah mate you've lost. or just re-do it with the timestamp, BUDDO

>>3589181
i dont, i am a muay thai fighter with 80kg 5'8 manlet but like 15% body fat.

>>3589184
i may be retarded enough to shove a spoon up my ass but im not THAT retarded

>>3589217
>i dont
So you're not fit at all and have a flat ass, got it. Dumb phaggot weakling.

>>3589247
if you weigh below 90kg im 110% sure i would fuck you up so no worries.

>>3589002
not time stamped. redo the picture.

This is the weirdest board on 4chan

Put in me in the screencap lmfao, fucking morons

>>3589256
Cool larp phaggot, but you shove spoons up your ass and post pics on the internet. And you don't even squat. You literally can't come back from that, bitchboy.

>>3589261
Same paper
Same spoon
Same wall
Same hairy ass

>>3589261
Hey OP help a brother out, I definitely have at least as much debt as the other guy
>>3589104

>>3589294
here it is for better viewing pleasure

>>3589298
You just saved and edited a picture of another man's ass with a spoon in it.

>>3589310
yes I've realised it's best to get in to the board culture of fun and frolics.

>>3589294
>>3589298
>>3589310

Thanks for the help biz bro

>>3589002
pathetic dude

>>3588851
Woah OP delivered. Its small but damn OP delivered, thank you man!

Well time to sell my LINK this is just getting ridiculous

I'll take the BTC and dignity please

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>>3588851
OP Would you send more if I post (non-pornographic cause I dont wanna get banned) boobs?

>>3589285
The piece of paper needs a time stamp, with what I requested written on it. Please follow the directions this isn't freestyle begging.

>>3589363
Listen OP I will do anything for the money, I already followed your rules when this other clown didn't like 4 separate times, why does he continue to get chances? what do you want from me to send some BTC my way? You type it I do it lets go.
>>3589104

Terry approves of this thread

>>3589379
Because I asked him to do it, not you.

If you want a chance here it is:

Draw a frowning face on the head of your dick, and write "looks like somebody has a case of the mondays, tee hee" on the time stamp

>>3589404
Be back soon, at least this one will be easier to photograph

>>3589415
have you no dignity left?
did you ever imagine you would be sticking spoons up your ass not for money but for the mere promise of it from a stranger on the internet?

its exactly these kind of retarded decisions that got you in this position in the first place

>>3589404
Ookay op round 2 wait

.1 btc for shit in the mouth. webm timestamp or nothing.

>>3589014
>>3589002
>>3589014

>bitcoin lookup
>they've recieved nothing

pathetic.

>>3588851
Never got a response about the boobs but yanno what? Fuck it, OP still baller.

Proof, thanks again OP

Here you go

All BTC to 12MX5UBZdPKQCwxgHDbRaFswR652F5jafv

why the FUK would you go all in on LINK when KYBER is trading soon

Op give me 10 minutes it hurts i tried lube but thenit falls out

Sage this thread now

>>3589483
ok, wow. I can't believe this shit. How much did I say I'd give you.

>>3589513
So i lostmy chance huh

pffft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED AND PATHETIC HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3589483
Drawing on the dick is always cringe.

I love this board

>>3589521
The initial offer was $1000 worth of BTC

>>3588901

Granted that was for the other guy so you could always increase the amount

lads...

I mean obviously I did not intend on paying these people but wow... the level of desperation is just... awe inspiring. I might actually send money

>>3589560
Pajeet either send 10USD or fuck off. .00000025 sats of dgb is worth nothing and you made the guy draw on his dick.

>>3589560
good lad

>>3589512
clench your buttcheeks, also use a rounder handle if you have one

>>3589560
Desperate times

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>>3589560
If you pay anything these stupid faggots won't learn a lesson. You're also paying for homosexual acts, are you a faggot?

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I would not do this if i wouldnt need it

Why the fuck is this still going on?

>>3589593
Because op didnt send me money yet now its with timestamp

Im probly killing myself soon anyway who cares about honor

>>3589593
Well yeah, the guy is a limpwristed femboy, posting his butthole everywhere.

>>3589591
I got you senpai

OP has yet to pay up on both fronts, sad!

If OP still doesn't pay he is a giant piece of shit.

>>3589593
dignity doesn't pay the bills
>captcha: comunale steinberg

>>3589607
Femboys don't have hairy assholes, I'll legit fucking give a Femboy whatever

I've been hanging around /lgbt/ and /b/ to much.

>>3589613
who's that in the reflection of the spoon
top fucking kek, you have someone there?

Been checking this thread every few minutes for the lulz and OP is way more of a faggot for bitching out than the guys posting their dicks and assholes

Ok im going insane if i dont see btc soon

>>3589649
Okokokk im shavin it all of if it means i get money :))))(
>>3589620

>>3589649
Didn't you get .03c? Isn't that good enough for you?

you guys are dangerously close to me shoving every spoon in my house up my ass like a bouquet and getting that sweet sweet buttcoin

>>3589652
where did it all go so wrong for you

>>3589652
Is this performance art?

>>3589652
I am not the dude that promised you 1000 USD in BTC, but Jesus Christ anon have some fucking self respect my dude. You aren't a femboy, you seen the femboy threads on /b/, they have some uggos but you would be 0/10.

>>3589002
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I fucking love crypto.

>>3589652
Im out endong it

>>3589664
You ever noticed how performance art almost invariably is just an excuse to do some really faggoty shit?

>>3589627
fuck I just laughed into a pillow for two whole minutes at this comment.

>>3589688

OP ded :/

someone archive this shit

This fucking thread

did mods clean this shit up?

>>3589779
I guess so? I'm glad I got a chance to see it before the end, this board gets weird as hell sometimes.

>this fucking thread

>>3589787
Did that dude actually kill himself? I saw the last pic he posted, I couldn't enlarge it because it had already been deleted, but it was him with a knife to his wrist and it looked like he was bleeding.

He was still covered in shaving cream too

>>3589800
Dubs checked.

>>3589800
His "blood" was orange so don't worry, no deaths resulting from your thread.. yet.

>>3589827
hahah perfect ID for the post

>>3589800
nah, the color was too light and he was covered in shaving cream, so I doubt it, and even if it's true the dude obviously wasn't ok to begin with so it isn't your fault

>>3589857
Yeah I mean it's not like he said he was desperate and a guy told him he'd give him a $1,000 if he shoved pieces of metal up his ass and drew shit on his cock. I mean, if that happened he'd definitely be at fault but that's not what happened, of course.

Spoon guy here. Im an actual double millionair. I would have sent op 10k if he was a good guy and sent. But he was not.

Im cleaned up for a meeting; see ya

>ya guys, I'm actually just a rich kewl guy, I just shove spoons up my ass for fun and post pics on the internet, it was just a prank bros

>>3589918
that's a cheap ass suit lol

>>3588851
I don't understand this. I know that people FUD to buy cheap tokens but I don't understand why people do it on /biz/. Sure, people here are stupid, but people here are also mostly either nocoiner or hold very little. You're not gonna be making an actual difference by posting anything on here, so all you're really doing is shitting up the board with bullshit and spam. If you need proof that /biz/ can't do shit, look no further than iota. There have been a tonne of other cases where people have tried to FUD on here and every single time has been a waste. And if you're going to argue that you're not FUDing and you just hate the coin then that's even more pathetic. At least you had a reason and something to gain from wasting your time, but if you're just fudding because you hate a coin then you're wasting precious time that you could've used on a million other things.
So can anyone give me any reason why anyone would want to FUD on /biz/ rather than bitcointalk or Reddit?
Btw this isn't just about this coin it's about every coin thats been fudded this hard

>>3589918
nigga I can't be loud right now but are those BLUE JEANS?!

>>3589911
if an anonymous person on the internet offered you 1k for shoving shit up your ass without any guarantee would you agree? of course not, so if he was that desperate he was going to do it anyway, and even then I doubt that he killed himself

>>3588851
Wew lad. I sure hope those guys thought they could just delete their pictures.

>>3589984
Yeah nah, he's too much of a pussy to kill himself.

>>3590000
*didn't think

>>3588851
Not bad larp 7/10

>>3590000
I hope to see this reposted often and widely throughout biz, so I can say to myself "I made someone do that" and be pleased with myself.

>>3590000
>>3590014
It shall be done.

>>3590022
every day we stray further from God's light

>>3590022
bringing back the humiliation one image archive at a time

>>3590045
>humiliation-for-ants.jpg

>>3590070
Don't forget to tip the lad.

Original post: "THROW ME A BONE PEOPLE, ITS HARD TO DO THIS AND I NEED A HELPING HAND!

BTC to 12MX5UBZdPKQCwxgHDbRaFswR652F5jafv"

Now write in the timestamp "The jews did this"

>>3589918
>double millionair

wtf

>>3588924
and now you're going to have a bunch of niggers begging you for btc. i'm a poor virgin, buy me a hooker please. 159pLKYscPX6e2cD7SedEzh8PSJ2Dkiuwr

>>3588945
your SHILLT coin isn't even in the top 50

stop posting this shit like it means anything

>>3591294
>buy me a hooker please

you cant afford $50 to get your dick wet? kek

Unfuck my shit please 14odZ5ZW22iAW9TiNcDT2bWVv6w1wiaCaD