/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this a fucking joke?

9/10 copypasta tho.

>>3584613
Nice orange shirt fucking colorblind piece of shit

Fake and gay

how dare you take the real Charlies name? Begone imposter.

>>3584613
Did you mean to look like Carl Sagan?

>>3584613
>So that is my question, beyond buying a 4Chan pass (done), and gaining credibility over time by commenting etc.,
kek you dont understand 4chan at all
though you have a legitimate use case for a name / trip

>>3584613
In case you're actually real, impersonating people is as common as you might expect from an anonymous board.

Provide a link explaining who you are because no one knows you and post a timestamped picture. Otherwise, quit wasting everybody's time.

Was it Boyd who sent you?

Ok ok

>>3584613
Are you some kind of faggot?
You sure sound like one

>>3584653
Nah, dude, the hike was in the City of Orange in CA where I live.

>>3584613
>reverse image search
>0 matches

FUCK THE NORMIES ARE HERE FOR REAL

>>3584655
Not fake, not sure if my post is "gay" or if I'm "gay". Either way, I'd rather not respond, other than to say, if my post comes off meekly, it is truly out of respect for the influence you all have. I'll tone it down once I learn my way around

>>3584642
nah I typed it out. It took a few times so I copied it a bunch to my Flycut clipboard

>>3584855

My god. You are in the wrong place buddy. I suggest visiting reddit where you can talk to your fellow normies.

>>3584855
You got skills bro, I want to punch you so hard. I gotta go to work but I'll be back to check out all the butthurt you've harvested.

>>3584689
love that show. 2 startups ago anything to do with spreadsheets was called "Charlie Work"

>>3584613
I don't recognize this pasta.....
.... This is pasta, right?

>>3584724
I'd love to see the pic where I look like that guy

>>3584855

kill yourself

>>3584613
>nube
>not not a shill
8/10 this could be the start of something beautiful

>>3584742
>name / trip
yes, so ty for what appears to be the beginning of what I am hoping to bring to the table

>>3584924
I had to google "kek" for the record.
So I googled "name / trip 4Chan" and I'm not sure I understand what you are suggesting I do here.

Could you please expand?

>>3584613
what in the flaming fuck is this. it's really an excellent meme though. and the fact you're making people angry is really respectable. all in all, I'd give this bait a strong 9 to a light 10

>>3584748
see this is exactly what I was hoping someone would ask me to do
https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-charlie-muir-2b063219/

>>3584613
>hey gang

No, just no

look normie if you want to prove to every one this is real and not a larp (joke) take a picture of yourself with the current date and time and every one will believe if not GTFO
INB4 Sharpie

>>3584613

Unless you're fake and gay, you should never reveal your identity here.

This community is like a masquerade party where everyone can change masks at any moment and become a completely different person. You just came into the party without wearing your mask and now you will forever been known as that guy.

You brought an identity into a community who choose the act as one.

We are Anon, You are Charlie.

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Charlie

>>3584613
>I want to start off on the right foot
You should start off by killing yourself you stupid fucking faggot

Hey guys disregard that, I suck dicks

I love dick

>>3584613
>beyond buying a 4Chan pass

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

>>3584935
To use a trip, you put an exclamation mark in the name field followed by some secret password or phrase, and it gives your post a tripcode. For example, I used the tripcode !Charlieisafaggot. If you were to also use the tripcode !Charlieisafaggot your post would have the same tripcode as mine, but a different colored ID.

It's useful in cases where you are the developer of some software or an ICO project, for example, and you want to keep people from impersonating you. It is highly frowned upon to use a trip when it's not needed, because you're just jacking off your ego with it, which you have the entire rest of the internet for. Being anonymous is sacred here because it allows us to make mistakes and learn from them, not double down in our wrongness because we need to be right. That said, if you stay here you will never be the same. You will be less happy. Enjoy!

>>3584840
meh, we're probably a lot more alike than you think. It's just that I'm representing a project and I need to behave with professionalism even if that is not the norm here exactly. does that make sense?

>>3584899
I thought that might be the case, but I wanted to give it a shot nonetheless.

>>3584899
>>3584974
These anons speak the truth. You tumbled blindly into the wrong space. It's the wrong place for a normie like you, and it's the wrong place for what you are trying to do. Please leave

>>3585006
Wait so it goes in the options field?
I never trip, but I guess I am also a faggot.

The first time I used 4chan I typed "anonymous" manually in the name field

what is your ico so i can fucking end it

What about two exclamations
You shut the fuck up Charlie, I'm using your thread to experiment.

>>3584613
This place is a shitshow, these people don't know how to communicate other without being animals. Call them faggots and they will respect you.

I JUST LOST 100K INVESTING IN CHARLIE'S ICO
FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

what about a number sign

>>3585024
mootykins disabled trips back in 2010 famalam

>>3584613
I'm pretty sure this is a picture of my landlord

JEFF LET ME IN ON THAT ICO

>>3585043
How do I tripcode?

>>3584900
I literally lolz'd. I know that how I'm going about this is unusual. I'm just trying to own that and I'm willing to deal with the "b-hurt" while I learn how to balance my need to represent our project well, while not being offensively "normy"

>>3585047
t. heterosexual functioning member of society

>>3585058
Who?

>>3585055
Yes, this is how you use a tripcode. Charlie take note, we're going to want to save our best abuse for you I think, and if you don't use a tripcode we won't know for sure it's you.

>>3585019
>I thought that might be the case, but I wanted to give it a shot nonetheless.


Well spit it out Charlie, what in the fuck are you trying to shill us? You can't leave us hanging like that faggot.

>>3585076
He was like a mod or something, until hiroshima nagasaki fired him

>>3585070
Fucking kill yourself

>>3585079
and then i forget the image
what a fucking trainwreck

>>3584655
>>3584742
>>3584899
>>3584910
Wtf is it with all these guys who don't know how to respond whenever a nice noob makes his first thread on 4chan? You are actually all newfags.

>>3584613
Hi. Glad to have you here. What is your company interested in doing and why? You gain credibility automatically just by being genuine and forthcoming on this board; you're certainly in the right place for feedback.

>>3585007

In all honesty m8, professionalism here is fine and well received, but the weird passive niceness you have is creepy. Don't be afraid to call someone a cunt.

Reason why people recommend biz is because the depths of the depths get scoured and come through for whats hot with money. Crypto is the song of the year, may take us somewhere else.

What's your peoject and what are you shilling? If I see more than 10 buzzwords im gonna kill myself

>>3584613

What's the fucking coin charlie

>>3585098
STOP KILLING LURKING CULTURE
EVEN IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Toasting in legendairy bread

>>3585098
>>3584655
>>3584742
>>3584899
>>3584910
Wtf is it with all these guys who don't know how to respond whenever a nice noob makes his first thread on 4chan? You are actually all newfags.

>>3584613 (OP)
Hi. Glad to have you here. What is your company interested in doing and why? You gain credibility automatically just by being genuine and forthcoming on this board; you're certainly in the right place for feedback.

> dad is home

Sorry mister, uh Charles, sir. May I get you a glass of water or help with your luggage?

>>3584974
cringe

>>3585108
It's like doge coin, but instead of being a pump and dump it's a pump and pump.
It'll never go down

this is what charlie wants your shekels for
https://www.brifs.co/whitepaper/

Hello, nice to meet you :v)

>>3584958

>>3584905
>2 startups ago
nice touch

>>3585140
Why would anyone ever buy briefs? That's the shittiest name for a coin that I've heard.

>>3584974

Ebin Post good sir! We are anonymous end we are lesgion! Charlie we will hack0rz u. You'll regret your time here!

>>3584954
There are a couple ways to prove your identity here, one is a picture of your face with an agreed-upon variant, like someone asks you to put a shoe on your head, or hold a piece of paper with today's date and "I'm a huge gaylord" written on it. This is less than advisable, for obvious reasons. Another way would be to tweet something with your official account, that you tell us about beforehand. It should probably be discreet, 4chan still carries the stigma of kiddy porn from years past. Put plainly, you shouldn't talk about coming here, and that's the way we like it. So just tell us you'll tweet you're going to the grocery store or something, then do it while we watch.

>>3585162
See you could have gotten this anywhere. Do it again with a paper that says GAYLORD.

>>3584613

Leave now or your very fragile soul will be locked inside a cage of eternal damnation.

>>3585162
Get a note card in the frame with date and time and /biz/.

>>3584974
I was not aware of that. I will leave in a moment after I reply to the people who have replied to me. I was trying to go far out of my way not to offend; apparently that is offensive. lolz

>>3584613
Hey Charlie, great to have you as a positive part of the 4chan community

What's your favorite subreddit?

>>3585140

>decentralized exchange
>gift cards

Dropped. What a piece of shit Charlie. Why can't I just use TenX prepaid. The fuck I need gift cards for you dumbass

>>3585162
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp or it's fake. You know the rules.

>>3585162

Oh god you're real. Biz is either going to adorn you or hate you lol. Your ICO is either is gonna moon or be burned to the ground

>>3585190
No, not /biz/, the picture will get out and draw more dipshit normals here.

>>3585215
Charlie's coin is the next Etherium! No! Bitcoin!
To the moon!
>2018
>using Bitcoin
>not using Charliecoin

>>3584974
wew lad

>>3585226
Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
Shit
I fucked up. How about /fag/.

>>3585006
I need a moment to fully grasp this. TYVM for helping me get it —i did not at all. Also, ty for not losing the opportunity to insult me. Your help would not be the same without it and it sells the point in a meta sort of way as well. ty man!

>>3585065
Jeff is my landlord too

>>3585081
brifs.co

>>3585162
fuck it ill invest $200, wheres the ico link?

>>3585127
Man reply is clever

>>3585292
See
>>3585209

>>3585292
jesus christ are you mentally ill?

>>3585292
Gift cards?
You're selling gift cards?
Where's the coin?

>>3585278
You're very welcome.

Start shilling Charlie why should we want your shit?

>>3585247
wew?

It sounds like Charlie Faggot wants to recruit us to be his personal advisor service. It rubs me the wrong way. Why doesn't he just post his questions like everyone else?

>skimmed your paper lad
>need some shilling so I can hook u up

>>3585098
Man, ty. This was a breath of fresh air. My/our project is brifs.co

>>3585106
sorry for the creepy "hey gang" stuff. I'll find a balance here soon.

Charlie if you're not a troll, please remember 4chan is not all full of edgy teenagers. I've been here since I was an edgy teenager and grew into a jaded but relatively optimistic adult.

25 now and 10 years later you just learn to see the world from a contrarian point of view. Also buy bitbean.

ae ya gonna revolutionize the blockchainnnnnrlie. quuuuantum computer resistant genius contracts? does it prove faster than light charlie? are you funding a paradigm shifting platform for shitcoins that only go down? whats the gag. at least make a fucking logo and shill that

>>3585106
brifs.co
We are going to connect all closed loop gift card values together with our project's token. The BRIF token will be the basis of a gift card balance exchange.

>>3584613
This is a journalist. Probably a woman and possibly a jew.

>>3585287
Hello Charlie,

Welcome, could you please expand upon your ico? What exactly are you looking for?

Put me in the fucking screencap

>>3585108
>>3585140
that's it!

>>3584613
fekkin' sage.

>>3585404

Charlie, unless you're giving me chic-fil-a tokens, I'm not buying fucking gift cards with crypto. Only old people buy gift cards. Who the fuck needs gift cards

>>3585184
>Why would anyone ever buy briefs? That's the shittiest name for a coin that I've heard.
I'm hoping people can look past the name... heh

HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD

>>3585404
You're not really selling the idea well here Charlie, do you have a solid dev team? New Hires? Is your website slick? Is your whitepaper on point? You're here to "not shill" well... get to it!

>>3585186
i'm afraid to follow this advice

>>3585098
kys is a warm welcome from the bloody face wojak chipmunk

>Smart gift gards

>>3585226
no note card but i have a legal pad

>>3585447
Wud up! <--Do I got that right? That's what you kids say nowadays haha!

The names Brad, and I'm the PR manager for Brifs.co. Hopefully, I can answer any burning questions and we can move forward in fostering a splendid community.

I simply cannot wait to begin!

>>3585488
oh my god
this mother fucker
fucking keking irl

>>3585488

lord save us

>>3585488
Kek he is real! :D

but... he is not asian :(

>>3585433

Nigger branding is huge. 1. No one wants gift cards. 2. Change the name
Holy fucking shit gift card ICO. We're definitely in a bubble

>>3585488
he's either real or going the extra mile for this larp

>>3585488
Jesus christ
This is egregious. Fucking leave this place.

>>3585524
I'm going to stop you right there before we get off on the wrong foot.

Can you please avoid using that horrid word in our company? Many thanks.

>>3585488
Charlie you are the hero /biz/ needs

Stay awhile and be our friend

>>3585415
I'd like people to play devil's advocate against my proposal. I want people to make suggestions for improvements they'd like to see. Maybe, bump into someone who has worked on something similar and knows some obstacles that are difficult to foresee.

I did not have a specific goal in mind with this post —just trying to find people that understand the space and see what they have to say

>>3585550
this

>>3585488
I like you charlie - welcome!

>>3585488
You look like a nice guy, why would you come to 4chan of all place? Why put yourself through this misery for people who are only worth a few pink wojacks? Why charlie! Why!!

>>3585554
Oh, well I guess you're getting a load of that now. Enjoy your time here!

>>3585432
right; so when a person gives you a gift card that you don't want, I want you to be able to sell it on brifs for as close to the value of the balance as the market will support

>>3585488
You are too kind and innocent for this site.

Also, >>3585379
>I'll find a balance here soon

No, you have to browse a board on 4chan for months to just get a grasp on its culture and years to begin understanding all the memes that flow without your noticing them initially.

Prepare to be called a faggot, told to kill yourself, and to see poor faggots sodomizing themselves with office supplies for pocket change.

>>3585098
pegget

>>3585203
You are too nice to be here. And thats a big problem.

>>3585454
Hello Charlie, preferably, it would've been better if you first simply lurked and got used to posting here before making your introduction, it's a bit too late but I'll help you out.

First of all, as another anon said, you will need to get yourself a trip code, follow this guys advice >>3585186

Second, prove you are not a troll here (we get many) by posting an image of you holding a paper with a timestamp, proving you're not just fuckin' around with us. I've already checked out your ICO's website and see that you're most likely not a troll but you have to do it regardless.

Third, make a "general" thread, meaning make a thread where you give us information about your ICO and tell us why we should care about it. You gotta make "generals" every other-day at the very least so that people don't lose interest.

While all of this may seem depressing, you'll find that /biz/ is a good place to get your coin shilled provided it has enough hype to take off. I wish you the best of luck, don't forget to download my pic related, you'll be using it a lot in the times to come

Btw for other anons here is the ICO website, decide for yourselves

https://www.brifs.co/

>>3585573
dgbenerates assemble

>no one spamming gore to initiate the newfag

>>3585488
>posts real pic
>gets dubs
I might have to invest in this ICO ;)

>>3585432
plus; because there is a delta (price difference) between the balance on the card and what you pay for it (i.e. buy a $100 gift card to Best Buy for $90) you might use a gift card if it was essentially free money if you did

Charlie, airdrop us some tokens and we'll shill you to the end of the earth.

This is the true secret of a successful ICO - having an army of jobless NEETs with all day to shill for you.

>>3584613
this is one of the gayest things ive seen on biz, and i got a man to shove a toothbrush in his asshole.

>>3585597
Charlz, what's your opinion on this coin?

>>3585585
Buy and sell """"giftcards""""?

So basically its an ICO specializing in creative money laundering techniques?

Might have some potential.

>>3585585
>>3585488

Didn't refresh in time to see your post but good job so far. Follow the rest of my steps, get yourself a trip-code and prepare some information for which you'll use to make a general thread about your ICO, introducing it to us. /biz/ usually sees ICOs shilled by paid pajeets but if we see an actual dev shill his coin here it becomes more attention-worthy.

>>3585019

Sorry for how badly everyone is treating you, this place is famous for being unfriendly to “new-comers”! I just wanted to say welcome to our online community you stupid nigger faggot and please kill your self ASAP.

>>3585626
Fuck off back to agdg vulcanshill

>>3585098
Kek
Go back to r.ddit
10/10

grease and butter up them sharpies Charlie.

>>3585488
oh fuck it's really him

>>3585447
Website is slick:
https://www.brifs.co/

Whitepaper is well put together: https://www.brifs.co/whitepaper/

Building a Dev team is my focus now. I built the infrastructure to raise and operate the business (using USD for now) and now the actual work of building begins, along with everything else...

>>3585488
do pic related or get nothing.
your choice. clock is ticking Charles

>>3585644
Cool man best of luck

>>3585632
shut the fuck up you fucking nigger

where the fuck did it look like i was shilling? i sincerely hope webm related happens to you one day you worthless retard

I'm making it my side-goal to fully corrupt Charlie.

>>3585597
why introduce a coin into this scheme? The average person isn't going to bother with exchanging crypto currencies to buy a gift card. (at least not until crypto is mainstream in xx years)

Brifs works fine as a business idea. The website is slick and the deals I saw were good. But I don't see how crypto improves this.

People are skeptical here because there's an influx of shitty useless ICOs that all try to solve extremely specific problems and most of them are cash grabs.

>>3585598
This desu. Free shitcoins would be the best motivator. Shitcoin whales unite!!!

>>3585656
What's the story behind this?

>>3585644
Do you need devs? I will work for shitcoins

>>3585682
Some guy fucked with the wrong cartel.

Don't worry, it's less painful than it looks.

I want to bet webm related is Charlie in 24hrs

>>3585644
Alright Charlie

the website doesn't tell me quickly, without me reading the whitepaper, what your ICO is.

Why does yet another business case need a token? Put up a page summary and put a two sentence explanation on the front page.

Hi OP
Welcome to 4Chan.

>>3585656
Ive been here for 12 years now. You think this shit phases me?

>>3585644

Nice, just bought 100k

>>3585488
Hi charlie, the way to get to get /biz/ behind you is to masquerade behind an anime girl persona and slyly shill your ICO.
I'm afraid it's too late for that, but I admire your honesty. If you lurk this board long enough you will see most of the users here are desperate degenerate asshole scammers. Even the ones that are very well informed and have a good stake in the market will ironically shitpost. It's just the toxic culture here, welcome!

>>3585656
This fucking attention whore


Anyway, Charlie my man, the most important thing to explain to us is why any ICO token you're issuing will increase in USD or BTC value in relation to your business.

I get what you're selling. makes sense. basically the another weapon for the arsenal of the shopaholic/couponer? It's free money. We like that here. Thats really all we like here, actually.

But, why would I buy the fucking coins? People here buy shit up for dumbass reasons anyway, but the coins that really get the shekels are the ones that can at least make a case as to why they'll increase in value over time.

>>3584613

OP, I haven't cried from laughing in so long but tears touched my chin tonight. Thank you kindly.

You genuinely seem smart (coming here is a good move imo) and you're figuring this place out kinda fast so best of luck to you

>>3585620
This got me an Idea charlie. Find a legit way to launder money and then be all like whoops we didn't know that when people do it.

>>3585689
It's deleted now, so I need sauce.

Was it the one where they saw off a guys face and slit his throat?

>>3585740
you better not have scared him off this was hardest ive laughed from biz ever

>>3585730
This. There needs to be a clear understanding where MY Lamo is in YOUR ICO story.

That fucking edgelord scared our charlie away by posting his stupid gore shit.

>>3585782
THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS

>>3585125
Coasting in legend hairy lead. Include me in screencap.

This thread reminds me of the time an anon linked a pic of a soccer mom holding up a "/pol/ is watching" sign at an anti-antifa rally or some shit like that.

I wonder how many normies are among us everyday just learning and mutating. Have we reached "peak-normie"?

>>3585793
We are the normies now, man.

Hey gang,
I'm still here, bracing for impact!

t. Charlie

>>3585560
ty - needed a that little bit positivity of there

>>3585701
>the website doesn't tell me quickly, without me reading the whitepaper, what your ICO is

This. Big buzzwords in the beggining, then get them into looking a short video, then get them to read the whitepaper. Have an example of your product ready like its done already.

Also people loooove dividend tokens.

>>3585488
Uncle Charlie, will you take me to lamboland?

>>3585128
"Cringe" Fuck off you useless waste of skin. Cringe Feed and Leddit are thataway you cock caurosel riding blacked roastie slag. Every time I hear that word, I want to slowly disect a live frog because I cant find you to disect you and find out what causes you to use such an imbicelic idiotic term. Charlie, this is the way to politely converse here, and the only way you will ever gain our respect. Become one of us on The Dark Side. We Have Cookies.

Charlie can you explain to us why do you think we will profit if we invest our money in your ICO?

Are you working on getting your coin listed on some exchange?

>>3585782
Good. We don't need normies. Fucking lurk more.

>>3585740
damn mods, they let nudes off but not gore, bunch of oppressive pansies

https://webmshare.com/NKLeg

Here's the webm I like this stuff a lot so won't turn down a fella like me down

>>3585782
I'm one of the few to legitimately try to help Charlie tf are u talking about

If you want real stupid gore shit watch webm related for a nice surprise

>>3585850
cringe

Am I the only one that thinks, beyond meme potential, Charlie might have fucked himself?

Be careful here OP. The history of your coin starts right now, and future investors will be able to look back on this thread and everything in it to know about what you're doing.

Just a thought before you go following >>3585822

>>3585496
Wud up! I'm Kenny Brifs.co is lit. Jogging pants and Drake. I'm on Brad's crew... here's a little video we put together to prove we are just like you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY8YIn5okX8&t=0m42s

This thread is a close to a legit "name my ICO /biz/" thread as we're ever going to get.

>>3585571
Shit nigga you should have said that at the beginning

>>3585007
>more alikr than you think

You've jerked off to Horse Cock since 2009 too?

>>3585584
Nah, I'll be ok.

>>3584613
>in what other ways can I demonstrate but I am not not a shill?
Take a photo with a sharpie up your ass. Write the date and /biz/ on each cheek respectively.

If you don't believe me, you'll read it in almost every other thread in here. Get it out of the way fast and everything will go smoothly after. Including the ICO.

Welcome our overlords. Praise BRIF>

>>3585876
damn dudes roasting us now

>>3585690
What the actual fuck is this

>>3585909
that's me haha

>>3585876
Charlie that is NOT the way you want to proceed over here... As I told you, just make a tripcode while you're in this thread and start making general threads about your ICO

People here won't care if you stay or leave, it's up to you if you want to gather a following here yourself, something few ICO devs have done so far for us...

>>3585585
wow! I am deeply grateful. I'll follow your advice going forward.

I really can't thank you (and the other helpful anons) enough for lending a hand.

>>3585921
listen to this guy

>>3584974
>We are Anon, You are Charlie.
>Get. The. Fuck. Out. Charlie

this

>>3585859
Touche

>>3585941
moron

>>3585571
I actually kinda like that idea, like if someone gave me a Ross gift card or something I would never really use anyway

>>3585598
>NEETs
This is a new term for me — I like it!

>>3585019
Thanks for visiting nonetheless Charlie. You made the day of a number of anons.

Though if you visit again leave the name blank. Youll likely get better responses. Doxxing yourself is not a good idea around here.

>>3585876

>>3584954
>https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-charlie-muir-2b063219/
jesus christ, wtf are you doing charlie. quit posting personal info!! they're going to send pizza and dead hookers to your house! you don't know these people!!

>>3584613
Take your honeypot elsewhere.

>>3585618
Seems legit

What do you want from us?

>>3585977
>you don't know these people!!

hahahaha..

>>3584613
Walton?

>>3585620
That is certainly an issue we are aware of.

We have a cap of $10K day/person and $2K day/person/gift card brand to combat this. We also report suspicious activity which attempts to circumvent this to the appropriate government agencies.

>>3585996
You stuck around through all that.
For the laughs in this thread alone you are OK Charlie.
also this:
>>3585921

>>3585626
will do; ty

>>3584613
you guys don't get it do you. you are all hyping LINK and its going shit because the time you guys find out about things the whales are already selling and taking your profits. you gotta realize the money is in the shitcoins. people think they are shit and they cost fuck all. AKA FAPcoin. people calling it memecoin and shitcoin and you are most likely right but these coins get the best return on your money. you can buy millions for cheaps and all it takes is for them to get shilled and pumped for one day to take it to 10cents and then you cash out. seriously. FAPcoin is currently being traded at etherdelta for a pittence. next week its going on coinexhange.io and also liqui.io. this will increase the price atleast X50. but go ahead and keep buying these popular coins that are being dumped and shilled with little to no return on your investments. i expect all the Link people to have a cry over my post because they have put all their pocket money in a coin that won't move. i see it time and time again. early days of dogecoin i made 44k off a 2k investment.i then put that towards other lesser known alts and also eth in the early days. yes i still work but i own my house because of this style of trading. my wage goes straight to me and i don't need to pay a mortage. i drive a nice car and have the ability to travel when i want to. long story short. buy the lesser known alts. not all will make it but it only takes one to change your life. My crypto tip this month is obviously FAPcoin as its currently being traded on etherdelta. you can find it by clicking the coin drop down and going down the bottom and select "other" then inputting the address:0x6467882316dc6e206feef05fba6deaa69277f155
Name: FAP
Decimals:18

there is not much left but people are already trading it while in ICO period for UNDER ICO price. yes, people are already making money off this shitcoin while you guys are loosing money on the big name coins.

Goodluck and GG

>>3585545
You are in the wrong place with that attitude, friendo. Everyone here is a degenerate that can act and speak as they like. That is the beauty of this place. Acting like an edgy teen? Playing the day of the rope racist? Hate 3D women? You are welcome, regardless.

You best leave before you discover just how deep the rabbit hold goes: last bit of friendly advice. Don't google NGRcoin.

get it listed on Bittrex and i'll buy

>>3585545
You know, I'm a lurker and I don't use the word ever but never tell my fellow anon to curb his free speech you fucken nigger.

Your site is shit.
Your name is shit. Go ahead and try to Google your website. Bam screen full of dicks.

>>3586053
nice just bought 100k

>>3585940
Charlie I legitimately want to help you around here, I think you have the potential to be a legend around here since we practically never see devs get involved in /biz/, they only stay on either r*ddit or some bitcoin forum.

You need a tripcode bad because anybody could use your current field name like these two clowns >>3584992 >>3584997 and try to say some bad things on your behalf. Your tripcode will only belong to you and make the rest of us know we're dealing with the real Charlie.

For the rest of the day you should start preparing information about your ICO you want us to see then make general about it. Name your thread something like Brifs Genera /BG/ and give us good reason to care about your ICO. Advertising your ICO in a place like this is risky but it will give you a ton of attention for it.

Good luck.

>>3586037
Im am honestly interested in this. Really does sound like it has potential. Ill keep an eye on what happens with it. I like hearing about cryptos that try breaking into new veins of the economy.

>>3585921
Understood.

Charlie can I have a goodnight hug please. I need to sleep. This has been a nice thread.

>>3585963
right, you shouldn't have to use it as ross if you don't have to

>>3584613
Welcome to /biz/, friend. I have a few tips.

Try keep your language in check, bad language could get you reported and lose you your gold account.

Also ensure you fill in the name field at all times. The only people trying to act anonymous here are Indian shills.

That's it for now, freindo. Looking forward to larping with you again soon.

>>3585977
I wrote jessys (consequences will never be the same) school and send them naked pics she made and told them her dad is selling them online.
Then her dad died of a stroke lmao

Thank you Charlie. Thank you /biz. This thread was the funniest thing of the week.

>>3584613
>In his opinion, this is one of the best places to get well-informed grassroots feedback on our project's ICO

Your friend is an idiot. Most of these people can't even be bothered to read even white papers.

I would just not worry and advertise away. People will call you a shill, but there's really nothing wrong with that. You're going to have more luck with memes than traditional marketing like trying to be approachable and nice.

Good luck to you.

E: CHARLIE@MUIRJC.COM
W: MUIRJC.COM
P: (408) 658-7301
A: 1885 DIAMOND ST
SAN DIEGO

>>3586224
DELET THIS

>>3586224
delet this

>>3584613
stupid concept kys

>>3586227
>>3586228
Delet THIS
t. hivemind

>>3586224
Kek have mercy.

No hug I hate u now Charlie

>>3585545
You don't have to talk like "us", but you probably shouldn't try to silence us either. This website is big on anti-political correctness. We don't care for people's feelings being hurt.

My advice is to show no political affiliation whatsoever. Don't say you're for or against the refugees in Europe. Don't even mention it. Just change subjects back to your coin.

>>3586261
cringed hard at this post

>>3586224

that's the address where hookers get free bitcoins??

>>3586272
>cringed
did you rally anon?
is that what you did. Did you cringe hard?

>>3585545
fuck off nigger

>>3586272
Because of the "us"? What the hell else am I supposed to say? It's the same thing as talking about 4chan in general, retard. It's not a stupid "we 4 legun" crap.

Cringing at anything just to feel more mature.

>>3586272
IOTA feminist detected

>>3586299
Wanna know what's funny? I would say we are probably the nicest of them all too

>>3586300
>IOTA feminist

rofl

>>3586299
>cringing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryHMRdb_FU

>>3586261
Um excuse me? Supporting refugees and their migration to Europe is hardly political or controversial.

Brifs.co wholeheartedly supports all refugees and dreamers, and I know that most here will champion our cause. We will not pander to the hateful minorities such as yourself.

Wew. Sorry for the unpleasantness guys, but racists like that person really ruffle my feathers.

>>3586074
>>3586105
Yeah do what anon said. You might have accidentally done a great service for your ICO in the long term, making yourself a living meme around here. As for the Coin; I'm interested, If I like what I see I'll shill for you.


In the short term however. You're going to be harassed, I am genuinely sorry. You did this yourself though.... Though try look at the bright side, it's not /pol/ after you. Most people on this board will shill some shitcoin or cry some pink wojacks.

>>3586327
THIS IS A MEME DONT TARNISH SWEET CHARLIES COIN

>>3586311
Ironic coming from the guy who posted Charlie's info, lol.

He's like a chill dad.

>>3586327
...And here comes the impersonations. Obviously a fake. RIP.

>>3585636
Sauce?

>>3584613
>a fellow who's opinion I respect
do you still respect his opinion? lol

>>3586327
>Brifs.co wholeheartedly supports all refugees

supper them from you fucking money faggot, and give them your wife to get fucked, then come back and lecture us about migration, fucking retard

>>3586352
a fem-fellow who's opinion I respect

lel

Where is Charlie?
Did he died?

>>3586347
I deleted it. Not like anyone from /biz/ is gonna do anything with it. Might throw/b/ or /pol/ a bone because of Mr. Brad's fuck ups

>>3586377
Charlie is busy being Doxxed... Kind of hope he comes around again. I like the guy. I don't blame him if he doesn't.

>>3586377
Nah probably has a bunch of pizza coming his way

>>3586371
Respect.
>Opinion
Not privacy.

Post moar o them pussy lips.

>>3586391
He was too nice for this place he's unironically reddit

Or a CIA shill

>>3585554

If I was carding $5000 in giftcards from local retailers, I know exactly where I'd try and fence my goods...I guess you have a big market there.

Also fuck Brad I want Charlie.

>>3584613
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks for the pasta, Charlie.

>>3585667
With smart contracts there does not need to be an intermediary that is responsible for the transaction. That increases their liquidity by 10 to 12% which is the current normal take that marketplaces charge sellers. See raise.com

And with a few clicks you will be able to go in and out of the tokens, once fully built out.

>>3585901
Holy lmao at this thread

In on this

What is with this gay ass interface for your whitepaper. Seriously. I have to zoom in on this tiny 1/3-of-the-screen, widescreen page to then read a normal 8.5x11, 19 page rambling monstrosity. Just do a regular ass whitepage like everyone, with a fucking link a pdf where I can actually read this shit without killing myself.

Look, I'll demonstrate. How about we stop by at https://coinmarketcap.com/, and pick a random ass coin. RANDOM. I mean it. Just fucking pick one. I'll start.

Here, dgd looks fine. https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/digixdao/

Now go to the website. https://digix.global/

oh look, now click "more". Go to whitepaper.
https://digix.global/whitepaper.pdf

holy shit, look at that. A pdf. Like how every whitepaper should be!

Get your shit together. Having to fullscreen your whitepaper, and then watching that cringy ass 'paper flip' animation is like being stuck in some comm 101 class, where the kid presenting thinks wordart is still the shit.

If you want this to be your business, have the fuckin balls to make it look like one, not just another shitcoin cashgrab scam where you literally have no idea how to market, so you come to /biz of all places.

Hire a marketer. Spend some smeckels. Get your webpage look like it isn't the earth after the fucking meteor hit it, covering it all in nondescript, ash.

FUCK.

>>3586486
charlie's taking off

he's going to be big, at least for a few weeks, possibly months or even years

>>3586486
Charlie, no!!! kek

I'm using this pasta as Charlie to spread FUD everywhere.

Anyone who doesn't realize that there is zero doubt about us being in a bubble when people like Charlie and his shitty ideas starts surfacing with ICOs, are beyond saving.

Charlie, I want to have your babies

>>3586564

a new meme launching, put you smekels into it now :D

>>3586486
>>3586486
Charlie is the new face of white supremacy.

Lead us to glory Charlie!

>>3585488
How many brifs do I need to buy a gf like this?

>>3586335
ummm...

/pol/ here. You rang?

>>3586595
Heil Charlie!
Heil victory!

>>3586606
You need to post his picture with it.

>>3586335
>Though try look at the bright side, it's not /pol/ after you.

Think again >>3586486 & >>3586606

HODL BTC

>>3586392
He's so sweet - I bet he pays for all of the pizzas.

>>3586606
Charlie FUD paying off already.

>>3584613
Hi Charlie. I like your project, and I think it's a lot better than most of the other coins shilled here.

I've been on this board for awhile, and I don't think you and your company will fit in too well. There's a lot of racism, sexism, and other controversial ideologies. Hell, go on /pol/ or /r9k/. Being associated with this website will not help your website's reputation.

You've been very professional in this thread, and I like your idea for a token. But it will do you no good posting on 4chan about it. Reddit would be a lot better suited for you. /r/Cryptocurrency is a lot friendlier.

Charlie is my hero

>>3586683
You should join Charlie, you fucking faggot.

did Charlie received any pizza yet ?? or hookers??

>>3586688
Years from now, all of the broadcast interviewers will be asking, "Where were you when Charlie came to /biz/?" I cannot believe that I was here for this.

>>3586681

Please be real

Charlie, FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA CUNT WHORE FAG.4CHAN BIZ doesn't want your BITCH MADE ASS. YOU PUNK IF YOU WERE IN JAIL I WOULD MAKE YOU MY WHITE BITCH. AND I WOULD PASS YOU AROUND LIKE A BLUNT. LEAVE YOU BITCH ASS MADE ASS NIGGA.

one more thing Charlie, i shit in your pussy mouth!!!!! bitch

>>3586759
You, my good sir, will have to better me in fisticuffs for possession of Charles.

>>3586430
Why should the user know they used tokens at all? Why not do all the converting behind the scenes without telling the users?

>>3586688
He's just a normie that has been led astray. He deserves no aggression.

>>3586775
Hello redit.

Charlie chat is >>>/out/

>>3586823
cus then he wont get a lambo from the ico

>>3584954
>https://www.linkedin.com/in/john-charlie-muir-2b063219/

Bad move dude.

>>3584613
lurk moar

Be sure to stop by /pol/ while you're here and get educated about the jews.

Actually, nevermind. You seem like a nice guy and you cant un-redpill yourself.

>>3585488

Okay Charlie, Sell me your shitcoin;

>>3585488
1. use a tripcode
2. lurk /pol/
3. lurk /biz/
4. lurk more
5. welcome

>>3584840
SELL SELL

>>3585651
>search his wallet on blockchain
>0 BTC

go here for new charles
>>>/pol/142540467

attention faggot /biz/tards, Charlie has officially gained god status.

Buy all you can https://www.brifs.co/presale/ because its going to lamboland

posting in epic bread

>>3584613

Hi Charlie. You know what you should get your mom as her Christmas present this year?

............You should kill yourself.

larp

Do my eyes deceive me? Have I met a true oldfag?

Cute cute man xx

what the fuck is going on in here goys

>It's like you faggots don't know a moon mission when you see one
Stay poor, no BRIFS

So we have to add Charlie to the /biz/ 4chancup team

>>3585545
Nigger you dont know 4chan

>>3585545
Lol.
The first time I read this I thought he meant "bubble" not "nigger".
Man I've been on 4chan too long

>>3586327
You're trolling right?
That is most definitely political and quite controversial
>Brifs.co wholeheartedly supports all refugees and dreamers, and I know that most here will champion our cause
You just fucked yourself over

>>3585554
Im thinking 1 satoshi on the ico, cause bizards it goes a monster2x on etherdelta. then brad dumps his coins after he gets mad about your cut and people post pink wojaks on your selfies>>3585554

>>3585571
good evening Charles it is midnight where I live and I just got home from work after being there from 8 a.m. until 11 p.m. and my boss give me a fucking Starbucks gift card for staying so late and being a great team member so your project would be fucking perfect for me so I can actually use this instead of throwing it the fuck away or giving it to my normie girlfriend who actually drinks this dog shit

good luck sir

ho boy.. normies invading biz REEEEEEEE SELL SEL SELLLL

Why are you spoonfeeding this retard?

like this?

>>3587999
trips and trips
check em faggots

>>3585488
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TITS

PUT ME IN SCREENCAP MOTHERFUCKER

>>3585488
OP, Charlie, my man, I believe many cryptcurrencies already allow people to buy gift cards
I mean, I wish you gl but I'm not gonna buy this as the price will probably go down after the ICO, as it always does
>>3587733
kek

>>3585488
Also to create a Trip for future occations all you have to do is write:

!your name##Password

in my case I usedÑ

!thispeople##arefags


fucking summerfags...

Anyway Charlie, I'll give that you have some balls, first literally making an ICO, then coming around here to shill it. Most people in your position would never leave their bubble.

Feel free to hang around, just learn to have thick skin. It would be cool to have /biz/'s own Scooby.

>>3584613
How much of a gay cunt is this post?

>>3585088
Him, WTSnacks, and soviet russia (who was actually the first janitor) were all mods, back in 2012. Some time around spring 2013 aznmoot fired them all because they got into some weird trans shit. Transhumanisim that is. Something about harnessing the power of 4 chins servers and combining to become some kind of mecha overlord. Never really worked out.

>>3584921
and how beautiful it has already become

bumping so more people can be a part of the birth of a new meme

>>3588400
How to make viral

>>3584613
dude...i can't even

>>3588400
bump limit reached :(

>>3585996
I just realized our old pal Charlie used a meme here from 9 or 10 years ago. We may have been rused.

>>3588523
No way, Charlie is too innocent to do that. He even said he had to look up "kek" on google

>>3588533
Yeah because that's what we do here, take things at face value.

>>3588523
care to explain more?
im only 5 so i wasn't alive 9 or 10 years ago to experience your said meme

Hi Charlie and welcome.
Just wanted to tell you that you have to plow through 99% shit on this board to have a rare chance to eventually come across information that is somewhat valuable.

Keep in mind most of the people who react extremely hostile are probably born after 1998 and deserve no attention.

>>3584613
Best larp I've seen in a long time, 9/10