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3557863 No.3557863 [Reply] [Original]

Hi Biz I need a loan of 0.5 BTC for 30 days at a 5% interest rate, are there any takers?

>> No.3557874

>>3557863
5% annually or daily?

>> No.3557872

try bitfinex.com

>> No.3557876

show pusy

>> No.3557878

>>3557874
Monthly

>> No.3557880

>>3557863
id start warming up that sharpie faggot

>> No.3557892

>>3557863
Pretty much any bank would give you a better rate for that loan.

You must have really shitty credit

>> No.3557910

I'll give you 0.0875 BTC, no strings attached, if you post a timestamped pic of a sharpie/pen in your ass. No joke, actual opportunity.

>> No.3557917

>>3557892
Nah banks are too slow I have like 700 score but it would take a while to get it.

>> No.3557929

>>3557910
I wish their was a smart contract for this opportunity probably call it sharpiecoin/sharpietoken?

>> No.3557944

>>3557929
I'm dead serious though. It's interesting to me to see how far people are willing to go for money. This BTC experiment is a part of it. Just a note and a sharpie up your bum, nothing hurtful.

>> No.3557958

>>3557944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

>> No.3557975
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3557975

>>3557944

1CsKZpYkRtX1rsokNwkg7Mih4Cz13AAMm5

i am really freaking desperate ~_~

>> No.3557976

>>3557944
>So many closet gays on /biz/

>> No.3557978

>>3557958
>not riding your dragon dildos daily to the point where your asshole will never close
Fucking casual. The only reason why I'm not doing it is because it's not worth the (You)'s.

>> No.3557997

>>3557975
This was posted on the earlier thread that I asked this request. Don't repost, this lad got paid.

>> No.3557996

Yes pajeet my friend not a problem

>> No.3557998

>>3557975
omg

>> No.3558007

>>3557997
lmao dude how much money do you have that you can do stuff like that might consider an actual sharpie

>> No.3558008

>>3557975
fake you didnt write pol on it, tell us if you even get paid lmao

>> No.3558015

>>3557863
This girl is asian

>> No.3558020

>>3558007
I bought into BTC a long, long time ago.

>> No.3558021

>>3558008
biz*
fag

>> No.3558029

>>3558020
sigh i lost 4k as a student, give me a moment im doing the sharpie pick

>> No.3558031

>>3557998
Offer still stands OP.

>> No.3558041

Would anyone here be comfortable with the idea of nutting inside her and taking care of whatever comes after?

>> No.3558048

>>3558020
How much would you pay me for a pen in my dick?

>> No.3558049

>>3558029
Post your address with the pic.

>> No.3558052

You dipshits know you can borrow money on exchanges for way lower rates right? Retards.

>> No.3558057

>>3558048
If it's really in there, 0.125 BTC. Timestamp is a must.

>> No.3558070

>>3558049
Give me a second, this is harder than i thought.

>> No.3558071

>>3557863
Timestamp with that ass in the picture and I'll giv you 0.5

>> No.3558095
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3558095

>>3558071
>>3558057
Ayy i forgot the time but at least the date is there
1FxjAuVK1NhnexRgZEK1T4Yr6tnc47s5d3

>> No.3558097

>>3558057
jesus fuck i want to be as rich as you next year so i too can demoralize the fuck out of ppl

>> No.3558098

>>3558070
>>3558048
Awaiting delivery.

>> No.3558110

>>3558095
There we go, great. Just finished my coffee. Mind accepting in Monero instead? Don't want my BTC address exposed.

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3558117

>>3558110

>> No.3558123

>>3558110
ETH or Decred?
ETH:0x44C1469C86eFBB52dd544d7F886AD3937191Efc0
DCR:DsnZRzzhaXTDBD8WAPjubXWZJZck4W2cjKg

>> No.3558133
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3558133

>>3558095
BLUE BOARD! BLUE BOARD!

>> No.3558134

>>3558123
Monero, preferrably. You delivered. I'm proud of you, faggot.

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3558141

>>3558098

>> No.3558142
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3558142

>>3558095
HE ACTUALLY DID IT, THE FUCKING MAD MAN!

>> No.3558146

>>3557917
Bull fucking shit. I got 10k the day after a 30 minute sit-down.

>> No.3558149
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3558149

>>3558095
Shave that goddamn hair off.

>> No.3558150

>>3558141
Do it. Get a Monero address ready and post the pic.

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3558155

>>3558141
Adress comesin reply im on my phone
Made 2 pics its hard to get an angle

>> No.3558164

>>3558155
3ca56337322b16d72c172d66743a102bc64c4f254932ae8feb8db92b1a0e5c09

gonna confirm its me with a reply on this

>> No.3558171

I feel like we can make a exchange out of this

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3558172

>>3558155

>> No.3558173
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3558173

MFW I've over the course of 3 days gotten 5 desperate faggots to insert themselves with sharpies/pens.

>> No.3558175

>>3558164
Never mind its the same id

You have no idea how you help me out i have trouble getting my moned for this years car tax

>> No.3558179

>>3558150
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>> No.3558184

When was the last Sharpie thread posted ? I mean the first one ? Is this the attention span of /biz/? Will post it in two months again so we can laugh at all the beta fags doing it

>> No.3558191

>>3558173
im not even mad im just sad now

>> No.3558196

>>3558184
Dude, I've been keeping the trend alive. Hopefully someone is saving these pics so we can laugh at them later.

>> No.3558199

>>3558184
I still feel bad for the Anon that got his ETH stolen from a fake address during an ICO, he went through with the sharpie and gave him like 10 bucks.

>> No.3558203

>>3558173
damn bro thats cold

>> No.3558208

>>3558175
every time you drive the car you'll be reminded that it was a privilege earned by abusing your anus with a pen. not only that but you did it for a strangers money.

>> No.3558211

>>3558203
I imagine the feeling of a sharpie up ones butthole is a fair bit colder.

>> No.3558215

>>3558149
what do I look like to you? a goddamn chinese twink?

>> No.3558221

>>3558173
you are my idol for this week this is fucking hilarious

>> No.3558232

Poor asian faggot here. Probably will do it lol. 0.125 btc is likely almost a month of salary for me in my country

>> No.3558236

>>3558211
Next time demand a Popsicle up there.

>> No.3558237

>>3558208
Well no i didnt receive anything.

>> No.3558245

>>3558237
we were duped pal

>> No.3558254

>SharpieAnalMan Out
You will see me again, though not for a while. Newfags will again open their legs for the promise of riches, though I must lay low now. It has been a pleasure, gentlemen.

>> No.3558261

>>3558237
basically you whored yourself out for nothing, might as well of posted it in /b/.

Feel sorry for you man.

>> No.3558263

>>3558232
Stick a hotdog in your butt and we'll discuss busniess.

>> No.3558266
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3558266

>>3558254
Quit being a buttpirate already faggot.

>> No.3558269

Whats the going rate for two sharpies biz?

>> No.3558286

>haven't gone on 4chan in a while
>open up /biz/
>never gone before
>sees thread about loans
>opens
>3 pics of people putting sharpies in their butts
is this what you faggots normally do here?

>> No.3558298

What is above your anus? is that a hemorrhoid?>>3558095

>> No.3558302

>>3558286
Only in the SFW boards.

>> No.3558309
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3558309

This fucking thread

>> No.3558318

>>3558261
lmfao
>>3558286
crying

>> No.3558323
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3558323

???

>> No.3558331

>>3558237
your car will still remind you of this thread which will remind you of these pictures which will remind you of...the thing you did...

>> No.3558332

>>3558286
It is a rite of passage.

>> No.3558376

>>3558298
yes i need btc to buy cream please help
1FxjAuVK1NhnexRgZEK1T4Yr6tnc47s5d3

>> No.3558426

We are long overdue for nice big purge.
God, if you are reading this do not hesitate.
Anything is fine, water to drown the world, or an ice age to freeze everything, even a fucking nuclear inferno.

>> No.3558580

>>3558015
racist

>> No.3558743

>>3557917
Banks love to lend you money since it makes them more money. Not sure what you are trying to imply here.

>> No.3558772

>>3558095
Make a monero wallet. Seriously Monero is like the most promising coin right now.

Get as much of it as you can.

>> No.3558885

mmm... buttcoin

>> No.3558912

did OP get paid?

>> No.3559505
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3559505

>>3557975
grease up the whole pack faggot.
Get on my level

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3559808

>>3559505
My eyes.

>> No.3560089

>>3559505
remind me never to borrow a pen from someone on 4chan