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I cant evacuate because there are only like 4 roads leading out of florida and all of them are backed up all the way down the state. pic related

too poor to fly out

job might fire me if i decide to evacuate for not showing up.

Cant even evacuate anyway because all gas is sold out in the state for the most part and where there is gas there are giant lines of cars just waiting for tankers.

I hate being poor. I wanted to be rich faggots like you guys.

Im pretty fucking terrified. I might lose everything I own soon

0x473B84Fb380Ba4c7Ac271CDD866a3188D7da3a5C

I dont wanna beg but here I am.

Fuck

>> No.3376071

Fuck off florida cunt. We saw how you betrayed the country in the election. Jewish black loving shit.

>> No.3376082

>>3376031
>voted trump
HAHAHAHAA....HAHAHAHA

>> No.3376086

>>3376071
I dont understand how florida solely lost the election.

We lost either way any state voted

I want the niggers and spics to die just like any pure blooded anon would.

Im white faggot. I don't want to die.

>> No.3376092

>>3376031
swim north
> like 4 roads leading out of florida
yeah no. Maybe 4 highways. there are several back roads.
>job might fire me if i decide to evacuate
>florida is 90% empty
>$9.50/hr McDonald's manager is worried about customers coming in for a mcdouble
brainlet
>I dont wanna beg but here I am.
crypto isn't going to save you anon.

RIP OP. I've wanted to see OP die so many times, and now is the time.

>> No.3376093

>>3376031
>begging

fuck you

>> No.3376095

>>3376071
This desu. Get raped and looted honkey

>> No.3376103
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3376103

>>3376071
>>3376082
What, as opposed to Shillary who licks the boot of the Jew King?

>> No.3376108

>>3376095
nah man. castle laws. its open season on niggers if i survive.

This is florida the gunshine state. I happily participate in this shitholes pleasantries

>> No.3376127

>>3376103
There are more goldmansacks people in the whitehouse now than there have ever been

former president and chief operating officer Gary Cohn joined the Trump administration as head of the National Economic Council. Former Goldman employees also fill several other top government positions. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin used to work at Goldman. Jim Donovan, a two-decade veteran of the Wall Street bank, who was nominated to the No. 2 position at the Treasury Department. Trump also reassigned former Goldman Sachs partner Dina Powell to the more prominent role of deputy national security adviser for strategy

>> No.3376187

>>3376031
Don't be a pussy.

You're fine.

Fucking faggot, just like the people who have weak hands here.

Nothing is going to happen.

I grew up in Florida.

Fucking bullshit.

>> No.3376240

South Florida man here.. Not worried about got damn thing!

The little barrier islands did their job, got fucked, and now I'm afraid the parts that voted against trump will get rekt. The whole South Eastern coast will now pay for going against GOD

>> No.3376278

>>3376031
Why would anyone send you money when you'll be dead in no time

>> No.3376288

>>3376278
OP pls update when you're dead

>> No.3376297

>>3376288
Will do.

>> No.3376377

>>3376278
He should be sending us his coins since he won't be needing them anymore.

>> No.3376586

>>3376031
Don't be a pussy and leave. You gotta go down with the ship or at least fight it out.

>> No.3376699

>>3376031
pray to money skeleton for good bones and calcium

>> No.3376737

>>3376240
unironically supporting a piece of shit who would fuck you in the ass for his own personal gain in a nanosecond

trump supporters are truly the biggest cucks

>> No.3377841

>>3376031
Fuck Florida.

>> No.3377932

>>3376240
>>3376071
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Kill yourselves, jesus. You all should have known that it was rigged for ((them)) and no choice is the correct choice which is why I stayed home that day and wanked one off as a nice fuck you to the fake election.

If I were you OP, I would have already fled. I would say man up but Irma is a cat 5 and is no joke. You're kind of fucked. You really dont have the money to fly out?

I guess you have to hunker down, then. Prepare yourself right and you should be ok. But prepare.

>> No.3377950

>>3376031
Sent. ;)

>> No.3377986

>>3376031
lol yer gonna die

>> No.3378045

>>3376187
Same--unless OP lives in a shitty trailer or something he'll be fine. All these things ever are is rain if they even hit at all.

Any FL bros ever profit off the hurricanes?

A longass time ago back when I worked in tech support, they were paying double for any hours worked hurricane day. So I worked the entire 24 hours (minus mandatory lunches). Made (at the time) bank.

>> No.3378723

I have a conference on tuesday in Orlando, you guys think it will be safe to travel there?

>> No.3378817

>>3376031
Everyone will die one day. Your day is just coming a lot sooner than the rest of /biz/.

>> No.3378839

>>3378723
Absolutely. You'll be fine.

>> No.3379188

What type of wallet address is that?

>> No.3379210

>>3376031
send me your BTC

>> No.3379328

Fuck Florida.

May the seagulls feast upon every dead bloated corpse.

>> No.3379423

>>3379188
Ethereum

>> No.3379544

>>3376086
>I want the niggers and spics to die

Well you won't be getting anything from this spic anon, have fun dying poor faggot.

>> No.3379586

If you're a white boy the only thing you have of value to offer to the roving gangs of brown people next week will be your virgin asshole. Just be a bitch for the biggest guy there and he'll take care of you until the national guard finally makes it south in october

>> No.3379605

>>3376031
dude you're gonna die and you're begging. how about you give us what you got, we'll at least be alive.

0xC2ea910A4353f12c1DdFB8c3209279D5F09120B5

>> No.3380801

I kind of want to put my car ina position to get flooded so I can cash in on the insurance =-)

>> No.3380848

>>3376737
I agree but at least he's funny. Hillary is just shit.

>> No.3380873

>>3376737
I voted for trump because of his campaign meme promises and so far he has delivered

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3380908

>>3376092
>>florida is 90% empty
It's not actually, I'm in Miami and MOST people are stuck here. There's no gas to leave with and the roads are backed up anyways. The vast majority of soflo can't leave and is basically fucked. Here's hoping my house doesn't flatten...
>>3376586
You can't leave. There's no gas to leave and with the traffic, you'd end up caught int he middle of the hurricane on the open road in some shitty car. That's a terrible fucking idea.
>>3376071
>>3376082
>>3376095
>>3376586
>>3377932
>>3377986
>>3378817
>>3379328
>all these edgy faggots
You have to be 18 to post here, you know

>> No.3380936

>>3376031
It's always nice to see natural selection at work.

>> No.3380951

If your job is willing to fire you over leaving to save your own life, you don't need them, fire them first.

>> No.3380959

This is God's punishment for voting for Trump

>> No.3380973

>>3380908

I think boat evacuation would be the smartest and coolest way to evacuate. Round up 5 or 6 of the hottest model girls, my dog, and party it up in the gulf for a day.

Of course, I'd need a boat and some fuel.

Hopefully next year my crypto gains will afford me such!

>> No.3381571

>>3380959
Explainable weather events keeps hitting Florida on a consistent basis. Somehow this is related to the magic skydaddy.

k.

>> No.3382524

>>3376031
>too poor to fly out
Even if you had the money, you probably wouldn't fly out. I did, and it was already too late; all flights were booked.
Unless if you were seriously rich and could afford to leave at the first early sign of bad news, you wouldn't book out in time.

>> No.3383355

>>3376086
retard

>> No.3383379

>>3381571
its related to earthly memedaddy

>> No.3383554

>>3376031
It's the price you pay for living in otherwise such nice climate. Life in Finland is misery. Last "Summer" only 1 day it was warmer than 25 C. Now it's already Fall. There's too little energy in our cold climate for proper storms to ever develop.

>> No.3383809

>>3383554
Fuck man. I want to move to Finland. That's perfect weather. Can't handle heat for shit. That's what I get for growing up in the Baltics.

>> No.3383923

>>3376031
F

>> No.3384362

>>3380908
(You)

>> No.3384417

>>3376187
this, been here for 35 years. Hurricanes just mean you have a couple days without work to drink been and bbq

>> No.3384472

>>3377932
its a cat 5 now but hurricanes never remain cat 5 for long, they disorganize at some point from the winds being that fast. That is why all forecasts show this being no stronger than a 4 when it actually hits Fl...which is really no big deal. I was through a direct hit from charlie which was a 4, and owned a waterfront mobile home which had minimal damage.

>> No.3384482

>>3380908
What the fuck? No gas to leave?

I thought you were the capitalist hell. Why didn't they set the price to $100 a gallon, instead of running out?

>> No.3384491

>>3384417
>beer

>> No.3384569

>>3376031
RIP

>> No.3384607

>>3376086
>>3376071
get this fucking pol shit out of here, i hope you die in the hurricane

>> No.3384655

>>3376031
Nice just bought 100k!

>> No.3384671

>>3376086
did you forget bush? i haven't, fuck you guys, you single handedly ruined this country beyond any point of saving lmao

>> No.3384695
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3384695

>>3380908

miami here. god is finally putting this place out of its misery

>> No.3384705

>>3384695
Can you livestream?

>> No.3384733
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3384733

Tropical areas are meant for R selected societies. If you are white, why are you living there? Afraid of the cold?

>> No.3384925

How is btc going to help you faggot? Most normal people, people with money unlike faggot you, are storming airports to get out. So you can't get a flight anyways.

I hope you stay safe. But begging for bitcoin on here just makes you a faggot, you faggot

>> No.3384948

>>3384695
you live right by the yacht club, close to NW 7th and 12th ave? iif u survive ill stop by for a shot.

>> No.3384949

Use a bike, surely you'll have the cars beat if they're currently al backed up. You obviously won't get too far though without getting rekt.

>> No.3384950
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3384950

>I cant evacuate because there are only like 4 roads leading out of florida
>FEMA camp in every county in Florida
>only 4 roads leading out....
>4 roads

>> No.3384963

>>3384949
Wouldn't a nigger steal your bike? I've never been to America sorry

>> No.3384985

>>3384963
no you fucking idiot, america is nothing like 4chan makes it sound

>> No.3384990

>>3384482
most states including florida have anti-gouging laws. so instead of getting gas priced at $5/gal, we get nothing priced at $2.86/gal because people buy more than they need.

same for water. The smart people already bought up all the water and gas early so they can resell at twice the price on the street. im not sure if its legal but just goes to show these laws hurt more than they help

>> No.3385014

>>3376031
fucking cubans have hurricanes every year or some shit
just google how to secure house from hurricane and get ready

put tape on windows on a X
you'll probably end up without light so dont leave stinky shit in the fridge unless you ant to eat it, get some provisions
eehm, gl with the gringo plywood houses

>> No.3385021

>>3376031
Go outside and ride that mofo hurricane on a fucking table

>> No.3386275

>>3376031

I miss Florida :(

Wish I was down there with u bro

>> No.3386717

>>3376187
Cat 5?

>> No.3386770

Luckily I have a nice safe room. I'll probably just play some mega man games, watch porn, drink beer, and Jackoff while the storm passes over.

Hope my neighbors don't bother me. I'm a lone wolf! I also am not much for helping to clean shit up. I'll probably just chill by the pool afterwards or float around my house on a raft

>> No.3387039

.001 bitcoins OP doesn't even live in florida

>> No.3387057

>>3376103
>coinbase
>digital currency group
>larry summers
>treasury secretary for clinton

>> No.3387062

>>3386770

>implying your electricity is going to hold up

hope you have a generator

>> No.3387075

>>3376127

Boo hoo markets are getting more manipulated

better than having more taxes and shame for being a white man

>> No.3387084

>>3387062
I'll be playing on my phone with stratus controller with a battery powered phone charger. It's gonna be dope.

>> No.3387087

Let's all hope the storm obliterates South Florida shanty towns the hardest and whittles down the Democucks further

>> No.3387107

>>3387087
you fucking retard, guess what candidate florida elected,

>> No.3387109

>>3376071
>this level of social engineering

>> No.3387117

>>3387107

the good one

not the woman who wanted to tax and outlaw white people

>> No.3387144

>>3376031
just so everyone is aware: there are not only 4 roads leading out of florida.. there are literally hundreds. none of them are even considered "backroads" either. OP is lying to get money from us

>> No.3387174

>>3376071
Most of Florida is non-white, they're irrelevant

>> No.3387179

It is true. My GPS says I could be in New Orleans by 1pm tomorrow. There's some traffic but it's not completely jammed.

>> No.3387185

>>3384985
t. lives in the countryside

>> No.3387190

>>3376031
Fuck off OP. I live in SFlo and im not even worried about this shit. The media has all the cucks panicking because of what happened in texas.

People in third world tiny islands survived this thing at its worst, its not gonna do shit to us. I live right by the beach and not even leaving. If you live in trailer or shithole stay at a shelter or school.

I dunno why people are being so intense about water; its pretty hard for it to get cut.
Gas is scarce but easy to find if you're trying. Just get gas at night or first thing in the morning. If you wanna run away, leave at midnight and the roads will be empty.

>> No.3387207

>>3376031
well if you're poor you don't own much so no big loss. and if you do it's all shit tier so still no big loss. so build a raft out of your ikea bookshelves and you'll be ok anon

>> No.3387208

>>3387190

People don't realize that Florida shakes water off

Texas is different, like a basin, and isn't used to that kind of rainfall

>> No.3387284

>>3384671
I doubt OP was of voting age in 2000.