/biz/ - Business & Finance

i said ni hao wealthy chinamen for 1 year

>>3252720
bitbean you fucking iddiot

>>3252720
like you have to ask

>>3252720
Oh you know, odd jobs here and there. It's no big deal.

>>3252720
Bitbean, bancor, and digibytes

>>3252720
>umm... Uh... Umm...... heh, well.... there's this thing called umm Bitcoin... Idk if you ever heard of it, but it's basically a cash system for the internet. Yeah... Heh, you don't need to know the details... Well i mean, I know you are smart too... You know what I mean, it's just that it's kind of a technical subject... I don't really even understand it fully.... Yeah so anyways...

>>3252720
I... invested well. And that's the end of that story >:C

>>3252720
Her niece?

What's that website that shows you the wallets who hold the most coins of any given crypto?

>>3252816
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>3252768

>>3252816
https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html ?
Apparently if you have 10btc you're in top 1%.

Forex trading. (I'm not going to waste my time explaining it)

I accidentally clicked on /biz/ instead of /a/ and the rest is history

I sold Neo at $50, babe.
Yes, I love getting blowjobs underneath the table.

>>3252838
WE ARE THE NEW 1%

>>3252860
>implying I or 90% of biz has 40k$ worth of crypto
lmao

>>3252840
You sound like a boring date.

>>3252873
Because I don't want to talk about work?

>>3252785
Western slav women are beautiful, Anon.

oh that reminds me can i borrow 20 beans? you'll get it back i promise

>>3252838
>>3252866
So close.

>I made some extremely risky investments that paid off because Im such a genius at trading and picking promising cryptocurrencies. >So, you work on a yoghurt shop? thats gotta be exciting!

>>3252720
By not buying you expensive shit you spoiled rat

>>3252904
>Ark
U gonna make it brah

>>3252720
I would give you a lot of NEO if you blow me while looking at me like that.

NEO is the way to riches.

but my dear, have you not grown tired of my incessant narration of 18 months worth of cryptocurrrency candlestick patterns? Very well my sweet I shall recall the tale for you once more. Oh I do love a good story. It all started one night in late february as I sat in my computer chair...

>>3252720
Trading stocks and buying property. And not buying lambo's. Even though I was super close to buying a gt3 but bought a house instead.

>>3252904
10k ark. enjoy lamboland

>>3252904
That fuckin dnt, right?

Well sweetheart.... pulls out MCO Card

>>3253200
>Anon it looks like you lost 10% of your money in the last few hours, what happened?

>>3252720
guess

>>3252720
>"what's etheirium? Lol"
>"oh a text, I'm gonna go meet chad, BYE."

>>3253359
Stfu nomco

>>3252855
Welcome, brother.

>buying and selling things
> come over. I'll show you how to do it

PieCoin.

>>3253710
This guy gets it. Smooth.

>>3252720
You mean rich spiritually?

>>3252720
>drugs
>*pussy juice intensifies*

>>3252720
>i made money playing stocks its complicated

Part luck and part foresight. Turns out investing in money when it's dirt cheap can be worth a lot down the road.

>>3252720
she knows too much

DROPPED

>>3252743
My fucking God. Look at all those skin flakes on his shirt. Are those sunglasses fucking shopped? I wonder if being rich is worth it if I wind up looking like this.

Stop torturing me with these kind of pics... I don't come here for feels!!!!!

Memecoins
>anon what's a memecoin
not explaining it, I'm paying you to carry my child as a surrogate, not to get chatty

>>3252720
I've been here for two years. I'm poor as fuck.

>>3254130
You must be retarded then, I've been here 5 months and am up 1600%, getting close to 6 digits. Would be well over that if I'd bought BTC two years ago.

>>3252720
"I'm a hacker, baby."

>>3252720
>me? Rich? Pfua, you must be kidding. I rented the lambo. Don't worry tho, I always pay what I said.

>>3252838
You are a dod and don't knox how to read this.
You need to have 10 000 - 100 000 bitcoin to be a 1% (last two lines,and even if in the penultimate, you can't be sure).

>>3254250
>last two lines,and even if in the penultimate, you can't be sure
what?
It clearly says "Balance 10-100 0.76%".

>>3254250
this is bait

>>3252720
Trading shitcoins in my underwear reeking of balls and ass withous showering or shaving for weeks with my manly boyfriend by my side while we rubbed our hairy muscle legs. Now are you gonna carry his child or what? I'll give you 10 pepe-cash.

By simply distributing hand written notes on a mongolian market for art exchange. Now how about we go somewhere else, this place is a snorefest.

>>3252720
I've gotten very good at reading charts and catching several falling knives at a time, the rest is history
enough about me, why don't you cut out the chit chat and eat stephanie's pussy over there, I'll be joining you shortly

>>3252743
it's like we're living in Oblivion.

>>3254280
>>3254287
My bad, I was thinking "one of the 100 richer" and not "one of the 1% of the richer".

My bad, you are correct, you need to have between 10 and 100 bitcoin to be the 1%.

Holly shit, that's not quite hard in fact!

>>3252838
This is misleading because most people in BTC have more than 1 address.

>>3252961

>>3252720
>Showing your gains to women

Top kek

>>3253359
Oh that? Hehe, got dumped on by the Monaco pump and dump discord group. No big deal.

>>3252720

By avoiding women, who are the shitcoins of life.

>>3252743
>those fucking sunglasses

>>3252720
i would push my benis inside that qt

>>3254755
in all fairness, it is a well known fact that military wives are turbosluts

>>3252743
Wtf happened to the Bogs... They were legitimately handsome before plastic surgery.

>>3254755
Kek, had a good laugh. Thanks mate.

>>3252720

>you'll never have a sweet, loyal, pure gf that you can spoil with your gains

Delet this

>>3252782
This is what I'd say but then they'd call me a liar.

One day I'll be a millionaire but girls will still think I'm poor because I still won't have any idea how to act like somebody with money

>>3255228
Wtf happened to Pogs... They were legitimately valuable before cryptocurrency.

>>3252866
Quite a lot of us do. If you weren't a newfag and browsed /biz/ at all in the last year or so you probably would have put some money in a meme and have at least 20k right now. It has been impossible to lose money if your hands are tight

>>3252720
by being an angry virgin, that thinks money can solve all of his problems in life

>>3252720
kneepads
you should try it!
in fact try it right now!

>>3254755
I'm using this to explain women to my son.

>>3252720
I ejaculate money. Wanna see?

>>3255560
we are getting closer lads

>>3252743
>ascended from extraterrestrial Pharaonic bloodline
>can't find proper sunglasses

>>3255488
Crypto are internet pogs.

>>3255488
teachers banned them and their value crashed

>>3255664
Fucking Jews shorting my pogs.

>>3255576
That could cause serious attachment problems to your son
Just let him tell from good people and bad people

The people in the military aren't the brightest, nor are their wifes
But yeah, that shit sucks

>>3255866

It's important to remember that ultimately, women love men's circumstances, not men themselves. Men can find perfection in a woman's imperfection, women cannot do the same in regard to men. Men, in their idealistic naivete, make the mistake of believing that women love men in the same way that men love women. A woman's love is far more transient than a man's. Therefore, treat them the way you treat a shitcoin: do not invest more into them than you are willing to lose.

>ever letting a woman know how much money you have

It is like you want to get fucked over

i bought bankera

>>3256148
i love this /biz/ philosophy of comparing everything to shitcoin trading

>>3254755
The shitcoin which looked promising on the ICO but only decreased in value over time.
Girls = Bancor

>>3256828
Never fall for the vaginal jew

>>3254755
>>3255576
>implying soldiers abroad dont fuck hookers on the regular

>>3254755
the last one brought tremendous joy

>>3257643
>implying men and women cheating is equally wrong

>>3254755
reading these things help you stop idolizing woman and start using them for what they are

>>3252838
You don't know how to read that chart at all. Try again. Look over at the % of coins column...