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Yes. Are you autistic?

>>324481
Terrible idea. If you are a member of Mensa that MIGHT be acceptable considering what job you are going for but it can sometimes come off as really arrogant.

>>324481
Only if it's low ( < 130)

Otherwise, it might impress your employer

>>324484
To clarify further:
>No to IQ
>Might be acceptable in rare situations to add that you are part of Mensa

>>324481
No, you fucking retard.

>>324481
No, but you should mention you're autistic.

>>324484
"i pay annual dues so that an organization will pat me on the back for being so brilliant" --a real smart guy

>>324491
I think the annual fee is worth it. Just take a look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvUcs-BNWV0

>>324483
But why? It is a HUGE example of how qualified one is for employment. Nuerotypicals shouldn't be too worried.
>>324484
But why is it an ill fated action?
>>324487
I have an IQ of 135. You are inferior in intelligence to me.
>>324489
Why? It sounds quite frivolous.

>>324481
No, only retards with low IQs will tell you otherwise to make themselves feel better

>>324496
>I have an IQ of 135.
Did the facebook IQ test say that or did the myspace IQ test say that? Because neither of those websites are doctors.

>>324496

Is your employment in taking IQ tests? If not, then you should be able to show your intelligence in other ways. If someone put their IQ on a resume I'd laugh.

>>324496
>It is a HUGE example of how qualified one is for employment.

No, it isn't, you fucking autist. Besides the fact the employer can't verify your claim, you could be a complete flake when it comes to your job.

y'all niggas posting in a troll thread

>>324496
>I have an IQ of 135. You are inferior in intelligence to me.

Its hard to imagine you as anything else but the most autistic broken-human being imaginable.

FYI

"MENSA" was a automatic disqualifier on the resume filter software at my last job.

Never put that on your resume. It's code for "autistic lazy entitled fucktard who has be micromanaged to get anything done"

>>324481
is it a bad idea to put my maximum bench press on my resume?

is it a bad idea to put the size of my penis on my resume?

You now realize that east Asians have a 4-5 point higher mean IQ compared to Europeans (whites) and yet can not conceptualize creativity and are therefore not as successful of a civilization.

Obviously having a high IQ is a positive aspect as long as you are a well rounded individual in other aspects.

>>324558
IQ is the only measure of intelligence that matters. Provide a peer reviewed study proving this "creativity" is more important or admit your inferiority.

>>324558
>east Asians
>not as successful of a civilization

I kek'd. Not quite as good of a bait as OP, though.

so many tards got baited by this obvious troll

his response just makes it even more glaringly obvious

>>324481
>"Hey Larry, check out this guy's resume. This moron put down that he has 126 IQ. What an idiot"
>"Holy shit David, I can't believe someone could be this stupid."

>>324496
>I have an IQ of 135. You are inferior in intelligence to me.

>Claims to have superior intelligence
>Goes to 4chan asking what to do
This is literally why IQ tests are completely a failed concept and is a wrong basis.

I know potheads who are probably smarter than you.

Yes, it's a bad idea. If I we're hiring, I'd consider it a negative.

why hasn't anyone posted jillette

>>324496
>>324585
Christ you're autistic, I have an IQ of 120, but it means fucking nothing. Being a sociable person and being intelligent when it is appropriate is what matters. If you're smart but autistic people will want to stay away from you.
>IQ is the only measure of intelligence that matters.
Ya... No, achievement is the only measurement of intelligence that matters, otherwise no one will take you seriously.

>>324522

no one hires based on intelligence you doofus. it's not even in the top five traits that they look for.

>>324522

p.s. i was agreeing with you.

>>324481
Yes, unless your IQ puts you into a mentally handicapped category and the company you wanna work for is specifically looking to fill their retard quota or something.

>>324481

>>324496

>135

Also, this isn't really that impressive. IQ's are normally distributed by definition, and a 135 corresponds to roughly a +2 sigma event, meaning there's around a 2.5% chance that a random individual has high a level. 1 in 40 isn't even that good, buddy.

>>324496
>ill fated
>quite frivolous
>one is

I'll ask in this thread so I don't clutter /biz/ and it's an autistic thread for my autistic question.

>employer calls back after interview
>wasn't there for a call but I see the number is the same that called me for interview
>when I tried to call back I couldn't get connected
>It was yesterday and they haven't called back again
What's the proper etiquette for that? Do I keep trying to call back or wait till they sort that out?

>This thread

>>324496

this has got to be a troll

>>324496
get a load of this guy

my iq is 135.1, so clearly i got you beat

>>324491
Mensa is mostly a bunch of circlejerk assholes.
My cousin is in it and told me I should join, met some of her MENSA-friends and they were total pompous cockheads. The only time I regretting it was when Kinky Friedman came to town.

>>324496
I have an IQ of 144, that shit is gross yo.

>>324495
>Quoting sequences in pi
>Typical autists.

>>324555
maybe not for intensive physical labor (e.g. construction)

>>324556
maybe not for sex industry (i.g. porn actor)

Might as well say that you're a diagnosed autist.

IQ Isn't even a good measure of anything.

>>324481
I put my personality test scores, IQ, high school GPA SAT, ACT, college GPA, college major, and all classes taken and each grade. I also put my blood type and emergency contact for my Mom in case I have an asthma attack. I am 32 years old. Is this too much?

Is it a bad idea to put hobbies on a first resume?

Mine is looking blank as all hell and I figure putting some clubs I'm in on there couldn't hurt.

>>328282
don't put hobbies, don't put school activities after you graduate, certainly don't put your college frat

Dont put anything that's not relevant. So put your hobbies only if they are unusual and you can use then to your advantage.
Ie: don't put reading and watching movies, but being captain of your ultimate freesbee team says something about your managing and leadership skills.
Having volunteered in some charity or shit shows you're not a complete waste of space or an autistic shit like op. So you can put it.

Put yourself in place of the recruiter, so don't put anything too weird or obscure that will scare them. Just thing that will call their attention.
I got a job, even if I wasn't the most skilled because Im a microbrewer, the hr didn't know much Bout it and we ended up talking about it for a bunch. It reassured them on my creativity and the facf that I'll be willing to put my hands in the mess and not stick behind my comp.

>>328270

>emergency contact for my Mom in case I have an asthma attack.
>I am 32 years old.

HAHAHAHAHA oh man, i needed that laugh. thanks

>>328309

I don't get it... what is wrong with putting your mom or dad as an emergency contact? Regardless of age.

>>328348
you don't put that shit on your resume?

it's fine once you get the job and are filling out hr forms

>>328348
Yeah there's nothing wrong with it but you shouldn't put it on your resume. Your resume is supposed to make you look like Superman.

Shouldn't you know the answer, genius?

>>328362
Every superman has a supermom.

>>328463
supermom died because her home planet got destroyed. remember that

I hire people. I would more than likely throw your resume out if it had you IQ.

Don't tell me how smart you think are, show me how smart you think you are. Provide examples in your resume of how your intelligence increased productivity for your previous employers.

>>325326
>>one is
I don't get the problem with this.
'Someone' is longer and doesn't sound right in OP's sentence.