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3219777 No.3219777 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>4-5 years in the future
>new in town, go to club
>meet 6.5-7/10 girl (pic related)
>she seems interested
>invite her back to mine
>start kissing as soon as we enter the door
>pulls her top off
>she starts rubbing my massive hard-on
>pulls my pants down
>i grab a condom
>"wait anon... we have to sign the sexual consent contract first"
>"no problem"
>pull out my iPhone 13 and ask her to digiprint the Radium (RADS) SmartChain Contract loaded onto my identity profile
>we fuck for 5 hours straight

how are papervirgins ever going to compete? lol

>> No.3219794

could you please continue the story without the sexual contract part.

>> No.3219809

>papervirgins
You mean people who've never used physical paper for anything?

>> No.3219817

>>3219777

>be pajeet
>try shilling RADS
>no one buys my shitcoin
>poos in the street

>> No.3219830

>>3219809
pretty sure they use it to cum in after fapping

>> No.3219895

bye you useless shill

>> No.3219918

>>3219777
>those tits
>6.5-7/10

t. I havent left my house in 5 years and base all my standards on porn

nice trips btw

>> No.3219979

>>3219794

>I grab a condom
>she takes it from me and throws it in the trash
>"sorry baby I'm all natural"
>fuckyea
>I rawdog her for a solid two hours before inseminating her with 2 billion of my best spermatazoa
>"ooh yes anon fertilize my egg baby!!! oooh yeah!"
>I can practically already smell the diapers


>wake up the next morning

>notice she's growing hair on her nipples

>post pics on instagram with caption "fuzzy pepperoni"
>run the fuck out of the room and make some pancakes
>have massive hard-on because of the pancakes (THICC)
>lubricate my shaft with a stick of butter

>go back in the room and butter fuck her before she wakes up

>she wakes up and asks what's for breakfast

>she says she needs nutrition for the baby
>I tell her the inseminated butter is enough

>move to new town before baby is born

>> No.3220028

>>3219979
You old romantic.

>> No.3220192

>>3219979
3/10

>> No.3220202

>>3219979
I suddenly want pancakes

>> No.3220247
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3220247

>>3219777
>meet 6.5-7/10 girl (pic related)
jesus christ OP