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3210288 No.3210288 [Reply] [Original]

>be March 11th, 2018
>you wake up and check the news
>the first quantum computer has been developed by a Mexican hacking group
>they immediately brute force every BTC, ETH and LTC wallet in the world

>everyone is freaking out
>millions are driving their lambos off bridges as tax men chase them down
>cities burn

>be you
>lose almost all hope
>put gun in mouth
>tear wells up
>something catches your eye
>you see the green led of your phone going off

Its a message
>squiggly arrow pointing up with the text: your Iota has just went above 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 satoshis

Thank god you bought that one Iota

>> No.3210547

and then you woke up

>> No.3210903

>>3210547

And realized it was worth only 100,000,000,000 satoshis

>> No.3211030

>>3210903
Which meant about 10 cents in US dollars, as Bitcoin crashed to 0 with the quantum hack

>> No.3211046

>>3210288
>by Mexican

Lol stopped reading there

>> No.3211104

>>3210288
Op is a beaner.

>> No.3211435

>>3210288
this was a creative post anon thanks

>> No.3211614

>>3210288
Except if BTC collapsed and IOTA hits 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 sats then nothing happens, it just balanced out with the current price of BTC

>> No.3211970
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3211970

>>3210547
>>the first quantum computer has been developed by a Mexican hacking group

>> No.3211976

>>3211970
wups didnt mean to reply, was too deeply immersed in OP's story

>> No.3211990
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3211990

>>3210288
>Mexican haking group