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How do I get money to pour into crypto? My family won't give me shit and bitcoin will be 20k by the time I'm old enough to get a job. I know threads like this are annoying but please help me, I don't want to miss out on the cushy NEET life

>inb4 kneepads
>inb4 sharpie

>> No.3066114

>>3066100
Take out a loan, dumbass.

>> No.3066123

>>3066100
Start mowing lawns and babysit. Also you could do car detailing. Then go to a btc ATM and deposit the money

>> No.3066126

>Investing in speculation
You want to day-trade?

You can do that with stocks. Why don't you? Does this seem like an easy train to riches? It was. For some people.

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3066136

>>3066114
>tfw used my student loans to buy cartoon ants
best investment ever

>> No.3066254

>>3066136
the bogdanoff brothers live in the deepest aybss of the darknet cybermarkets.

>> No.3066334

>>3066100
>old enough to get a job
you can get a job at 16 in most of the fucking world, if not younger
forget underage, you're a fucking preteen

>> No.3066398

>>3066100
how old are you?

>> No.3066420

>>3066100
steal

>> No.3066544

>>3066100
Hey kid, I've got some great advice for you. Just tell your mom that you're going to kill yourself if she doesn't let you borrow some money to invest in BTC. Tell her you'll pay her back after holding for a year so you'll pay long term capital gains tax instead of short term. This will show her that you're serious about buying BTC and/or killing yourself. It's guaranteed to work.

>> No.3066562

>>3066100
I do transcribing on Rev. If you type fast you can make OK money, there's always work available whenever you want it once you get past the rookie stage (1 hour of audio done gets you to normal stage, which gives 25% more pay) and they pay out weekly through paypal.