/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for 6 million a share
hedgie jump off a ledgie

i keep having day dreams about writing my parents a massive check from the money i make off this

>>30431876
cuck

did some new news come out? why is everyone so optimistic about monday?

>>30431905
ngmi

>>30431924
iykyk

>>30431817
Digits decide opening price tomorrow

>>30432238
rollin

>>30432238
rollin

Do we seriously expect this to play out like it's a movie and the little guys win in the end? $100k+ seems like such a fucking meme number I feel delusional even entertaining the idea that it's a possibility. I'm holding I don't give a fuck until it crosses $10k at least but I don't know what I'll do if it actually hits that (aside from selling one share just to lock in pretty good profit)

https://youtu.be/wbIHmW4cCbw

Today I will remind them.

>>30432238
$300

>>30432546
1mil is a meme number. 100k is realistic

Sell late then early for GME, who knows what the price peak is but at least you can gently ride off the huge peak wave instead of being retarded and selling early when you have no clue what the peak is in this unprecedented stock drama

>>30432546
Someone has to lose, and it will be the hedgies and the boomer's 401K. How far this will go depends on how high we go. The Short Squeeze ends with the economy tanking.

>>30432238
$139

Goodnight lads, have this garloid for goodluck. Im off to bed, see you at market open!

>>30432941
sound game strat

>>30433084
which means the world will be ripe for investing our tendies and we'll be even richer when the market recovers. right?

pasted from another thread: how much do i stand to lose selling by market order in a squeeze? i'm a fucking idiot and i bought my gme on cash app, it's gonna take too long to transfer it to a legit brokerage so i'm being forced to sell by market order. please just give it to me straight

>>30433232
who said anything about the market recovering hahaha

>>30432546
the world will lose their shit when it happens and keeps rising, it will become apparent it's truly a clown market in a clown world.

>>30432850
>1mil is a meme number.
And this is a meme stock in clown times, anon. So it might as well be possible

What the fuck this is the late thread also sell 1k

>>30432850
How much would you pay for a glass of water when you're stranded in a desert?

>>30433491
Is that the POV for Melvin rn?

>>30432546
100k IS a meme. But this is a meme fucking world now and the best part is it's no boomers allowed.

>>30433491
1k .. no non on o no no no .. 100k should be the min .. theoretically the ceiling is 7 million + per share :

Source: https://wherearetheshares.com/

check the video and the chain effect described in it.

first the hegies end up getting ripped appart.
then the brokerage firms end up eating it ..
then the clearinghouses..

and finally DTCC has to pony up.. DTCC is worth over 500 trillion. yes that number is accurate.

long story short if everyone diamondhands this bitch into the ground 7 mil + per share. i doubt it will get there but theoretically it can.

>>30433765
forgot pic because.. Diamond hand marines!

>>30433294
You are basically throwing yourselves to RNGesus, and I'm guessing there would be major fluctuations when the price is high. You wouldn't lose much if you hit a price target in your head and watch the second to second movements of the line. Expect to lose or gain at max 5% at your sell. Unless you're unlucky and sell right before a massive dip

>>30431817
How many seasons of Kaiji are there? Kiss-anime only has two. Do I need to torrent it?

>>30433765
also see pic:

>>30432850
>Shills already conceded and targeting 100k
Not selling till $500k

I'm addicted to buying GME stock. It gives me such a sense of euphoria.
I think if I buy more tomorrow I might master the hands-free orgasm.

>>30432238
$500. Check em

>>30432238
1500

Fuck it, buying 25k worth of GME tomorrow

>>30432238
200 USD

>>30432238
1 dollar

>>30433821

Maybe it's the camera quality but that paintjob looks ass

>>30432238
$194.23

>>30433955
Only two seasons for Kaiji, but there's also a spinoff for Tonegawa, and there's Akagi

>>30433344

Checked. WAGMI bros

>>30432238
135

>>30432238
$145

>>30432238
150

>>30433955
Checked.
The other arcs are in Manga only. They're still really good and the art style is better represented in black and white. Would recommend.

>>30432238
Damn still no digits huh? Idk $200?

>>30432238
gay

>>30434604
kek is off on the weekends. check back tomorrow

>>30433765
Lmao listen to yourself. GME will never reach $7,000,000 a share. You'll be lucky to see $7,000 a share but realistically $1,000 is the top and that will last for seconds.

>>30434653
Then explain these DUBS

>>30432238
$200 EOD

Diamond hands

>>30432238
$999 simple as.

>>30433945
appreciate this a lot

>>30432238
$160

>>30434683
Did the VW squeeze last seconds?
Where are you getting these numbers from?
Is that just a guess?

>>30434683
Working on a sunday huh? 1k is gaurenteed, 10k is likely, 100k is possible, 1mil is a non zero chance

>>30434683
FUDposters get the rope

>>30432238
480

>>30434683
>You'll be lucky to see $7,000
We have had some smart cookies on checking what is realistic for the past few days and 10K-35K pre-DTCC new rulings. But now we know the DTCC is expecting something to come knocking on their front door.

>>30434683
we might see 7k for a few seconds until it rockets to 10k+

First for let’s all love lain

>>30434816
the sabath ends on saturday night

How many are you selling a share or half share to cover initial investment and then setting meme prices for the rest?

100k would be phenomenal, I'm just worried we'll have paper hand bitches selling before then.

Are there any stats on if X% of retail sells below Y price then new theoretical limit is Z?

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4412086-cleveland-cliffs-stock-remarkable-transformation

Here we go boys, 3rd article in 4 days.

>>30434891
The DTCC thing was proposed last year and has not been passed yet. Im hoping it does cause then the skys the limit, but dont bank on that just yet

>>30434972
i’m selling 1 share at 34k and the rest at 100k+

>>30434816
>guaranteed
Listen to yourself. There are no guarantees in this. No matter how hard you believe, GME is just as likely to end the day tomorrow at $50 as it is at $500.

>>30432238
$1488

>>30434985
People from /pol/tards to Reddit pinko-cucks now have personal vendettas against hedgies, have seen what's possible, and now good evidence that the fuckers are insured for trillions.

>>30435060
Why is specifically 34K repeated so much?

>>30435000
true, sounds like manipulation

>>30434972
Buying 1000 worth of calls every week and never selling my 100 shares. I’ve made $9000 from calls alone. Just buy calls on dips for cheap. Easy money

>>30435094
Doesn't matter what price it ends on tomorrow, Shlomo, only what prices it hits when the squeeze is squoze. If it drops tomorrow that means discounts for people who are arriving late to the party.

>>30435159
the 3/12 800c is so cheap. worth the gamble

>>30435094
So you don't even understand the mechanics of the squeeze. Ok got it not listening to you shill.

>>30432238
dubs and 10k is not a meme

>>30435118
I believe 34k/share would put GME at APPL's marketcap

>>30435243
83 dollar investment for a potential 80000 gain. It’s a no brainer, and if it dips on Monday morning they’ll be even cheaper

>>30435094
You kike faggots are so transparent it hurts. As much as I hate melvin, they probably deserve a refund on what a shit shilling service you provided them

>>30435205
>squizzle will be squidoodled
you have to go back

>>30435342
i’ll be standing by to buy

>>30435342
What are you using for calls?

>>30435364
You have to find a rope that can hold your bloated corpse.

I hope at least one /biz/reali becones a billionaire off this and just starts suiciding all the faggot FUDposters

>>30435359
kek

>>30435342
I wish I could be an options Chad, but I can wait for this to be over and get my options trading going when this is over. Until then, I hodl.

>>30435359
If you think the actual kike faggots on both sides of this aren't having constant conversations and conference calls trying to figure out how to profit the most from all the dumb goys you're deluded. Hedgies will win - all hedgies, even the shorts - and dumb goys will be left holding bags.

>>30435425
Robinhood. The fluctuation on the price of calls is drastic. When you get those big orchestrated dips from the shorts they plummet. 2 weeks ago I pick up a 75c for 50 bucks. Sold it for 3 grand, it was worth 10 grand at the peak

>>30435342
Forgve me for being a brainlet as im new to options, but wouldnt that require GME to hit well over $900 within the next 5 days for that $800 strike price to even be worth exercising or buying?

>>30434936
based me

>>30435575
ok doomer

Dubs for 500 at close tomorrow

>>30435575
When it moons please livestream your roping

>>30432238
150

>>30434891
wtf is this real? (the cat I mean)

>>30435581
Nah. The “break even” price is useless. Once these calls are itm they’re worth a fuckton. I’ve made bank off of GME calls. The stock is so volatile that you’re able to buy calls that are far OTM. They only become worthless if price is nowhere near the strike price on the Friday that they expire. I’ve bought probably 30 calls that expired worthless and I still made money

1000000 per share.

>>30432238
$800

>>30432238
180

>>30432238
170

>>30432238
175?

>>30435899
FUCKING CHECKED

>>30432238
wtf this is cursed
$234.56

>>30436023
He didn't reply to the post so it doesn't count. These are the rules.

>>30432238
169.69

>>30432238
Zero dollars

>>30432238
Surely...
It would be 140...

>>30435575
Considering kikes are bloodthirsty cannibalistic apex predators, the phone calls probably sound just like this thread.
>*ring ring* "y-yes h-hello?"
>"hey melvin, this is blackrock. Just calling to tell you to get that rope ready, cant wait to get your Colorado ski villa for pennies. Im gonna bang your wife there. Ok bye"
>"b-bye, you too"

>>30435574
So you wait for the big dips and immediately go to the calls on Robinhood? Do you look at the ones for that day or does it matter?

>>30436060
>>30431817
what wagie job will melvin get when he has lost everything?

>>30432238
169.69.

>>30436145
Delivery driver. There are few things as soul crushing as working delivery with a bunch of lazy stupid Nigerians

>>30435848
But whose gonna buy an 800strike call with one or two days left to expiration? Even if it did go up to lets say 300 or 400?
Sorry for all the questions, I genuinely do want to learn option trading

Why are ya'll talking about Apple's market cap when Berkshire Hathaway exists?

Why compare stocks valued by market fundamentals with "I made a boo-boo and accidentally a whole company 4x over" retard kike magic?

Why are ya'll talking about a market collapse when the shares are covered by like 5 entities before daddy fed anyway, and moreover when we as retail investors own fuck all anyway?

Why are ya'll such dumb pussy ass bitches?

>>30432238
3 hunna

>>30432238
Opening price will be premarket close price
Checkem

>>30432238
tree fiddy

>>30436243
If they’re itm buyer are there

>>30432238
How is there no dubs yet? Must be because it'll end at $10,000 tomorrow.

>>30436145
"Melvin" will become an advisor for another hedge fund in a few years after everyone forgets what happened. The fact that "melvin" has already been implicated in insider trading in his career - a case that was eventually dropped because the laws changed conveniently partway through - should be all you need to know about how this gme shit will unwind.

>>30436311

>>30436311

>>30436311
Checked $350 it is!
>>30436319
And itm is anything above strike price or anything above the market price when you bought the call?

>>30436259
Does Berkshire Hathaway still have a stock price of like 300k. I was looking into this the other day. A short squeeze can make a company the most valuable on earth, would that include BKH?

This whole GME thing is still going? I thought the hedge funds made their money back?

>>30436311

>>30436523
They lost money but they got out of their dangerous position. Just leave the thread now, it's a pit full of deluded bagholders and a few brave posters trying to talk sense into them.

>>30436523
have you been living under a rock you fucking faggot retard?

>>30434123
Why not consider purchasing a call option anon. I'm kinda of new at options myself, but it seems if you're expecting it to rocket up to the moon, options allow you more leverage. Take this example, instead of purchasing 182 worth of shares, you could theoretically purchase this option

16th April 150.00 Call
Price per option 25.25
Contracts: 5 x 100 = 500 shares
price: 24,200

What does this mean? If you purchase 183 shares, you own those shares and you have no time limit and you can set your limit at $350 and boom now you sold your shares for $50,000 shares.

Now, instead, lets say you purchased that option. If the price went to 385, you'd have higher leverage meaning instead of a 2x gain, you're looking at 10x gain (I'm not sure how to calculate it, but you can calculate if you know the gamma and delta of the stock). So basically, options are a form of trading stock that is higher leverage but more risky.

>>30436523
bullish

>>30435521
One can hope anon

>>30435097
Bullshit there's still room for more

yfw dfv and ryan cohen become the worlds first trillionairs

>>30436569
how do you know? there's always a few guys on /biz/ saying gme is over with

>>30436670
>Six figure total return and still holding
Respect

>>30436862
please be patient he must of mistaken between calls and puts

>>30436755
based

>>30436755
Gentlemen, we're gonna have a great fucking time

>>30436794
Isn't Bezos the first open trillionaire?

>>30436569

>>30436755
>>30436977
Checked and checked
Shills get rekt

>>30436569
>They lost money but got into a more dangerous position. Just leave the thread now, it's a pit full of deluded bagholders and a one schizo who is larping as a fudder.
Fixed your comment for you. Had some typos in there, you're welcome ;)

>>30436755
Ill be honest, while I appreciate the mega deer anons artistic skill and dedication. He went way fucking overboard with the deers. I only put the one in originally, and then one for him because its not all about us deertripfags

>>30436978
nah he only has like 120bln i think?

>>30437060
At least you concede that the thread is mostly deluded bagholders. I'm fine being labelled a schizo so long as I save one poor person from wasting their money on this absolute scam of a security.

>>30437135
get back in the cage

>>30437135
>I'm just trying to help all the poor souls from getting scammed.
>DONT BUY GME! ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
Ummm thanks I guess?

>>30436978
i think he's the guy projected to be the first trillionaire that was before elon musks net worth started exploding every so often

>>30437135
how are you gonna react when it hits 10k?

>>30437225
My big fear is that GME is being engineered to siphon biden bux from goyim. It would be the perfect play from the hedgies - just stall until all that disposable income hits the market and then take it.

>>30436569
You really see yourself as some kind of hero, don't you?
I already made profit from this going from 50 to 130 and I will make more money when it goes to 1k, people like you who have been insulting us for weeks will kill yourselves like the weak pathetic bitches you are, like many retards on 4chan have done before.
The image of your fat corpse hanging while I dance is something that unironically makes me very happy.
Deluded bagholders... Fucking retarded piece of shit lol

>>30437321
Stay afraid, dumbfuck

I'm not selling.

>>30436978
No, he's like 200 billion.

Rothschild's are trillionaires, the family is worth like 10 trillion and there's 7 of them left.

>>30436452
Anything above strike price. Back ou can still sell your calls for a profit if they’re OTM BUT you’re talking maybe 100-300 dollars in gains versus what 100 shares would be worth if they’re itm which would be thousands of dollars

>>30437370
You own a katana you bought at the mall but tell your friends it's the real thing, don't you?

>>30437321
this assumes that most poors are going to spend their stimmy on gme. and if i'm not mistaken aren't the stimmies a relatively small portion of the entire 1.9 trillion package?

>>30437478
Kys shill

>>30436755
Sorry, already taken. See the tv.
>>30437079
I've just been having fun with the pic and how ridiculous I could make it. The first pic on the imgur is still my "official" GME VIP Zone spinoff edit.

>>30437500
Retail owns a little over 7% of GME. If those people and a few more fomo in, it's not a small prize for kikes that covet every nickel and dime.

Shills get the rope. Melvin will never be a woman. Check em

>>30437600
checked

>>30431905
Why does that make him a KEK?
My parents are still working at 60. I would love to send them some money, but I guess you weren't loved as a kid?

>>30437666
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30437600
checked

>>30437600
Asuka is STINK!

>>30437600
Finally some digits that I can get behind.

>>30437478
>buying weaboo shit at the mall
How long since you went out of your house for the last time?
5 years?
I've seen hundreds of retards like you, you all end up dead.
Keep doing your one trick but the sooner you realize you're fucked the better your chances of survival are.
Not like I'd give a fucking shit anyway, you're all human garbage.

>>30437464
So as long as the share prices move up from when I bought the call, I can still sell the contract for profit? Like if I buy a 300strike while its @$138 and it goes to like 200, i can still sell and make profit? Doesnt the theta negate delta/gamma at some point?

>>30437464
So what would be a good play? At the morning do tomorrow buy a call with a slightly higher strike price and sell around the lunch time peak?

>>30437849
Morning dip *

>>30437834
do. not. feed. the. trolls.
its probably not even a shill, its just a subhuman troll faggot

>>30437919
Where do they come from anyway? Sometimes this board feels like it's under attack for no reason.
Is it just poltards going insane?

>>30432238
Crashes to 0. Leading for a mass suicide of redditors.

>>30437919
Its that one schizo that said he'd larp in these threads to sow discord. I dont know why he finds it entertaining or if he thinks he's actually accomplishing anything. Maybe he just likes being a faggot.
>>30437834
This guy hit the nail on the head.

>>30437845
Most likely, yes. As long as you can find a buyer but they’re in high demand and you have little to lose
>>30437849 This>>30437893

>calls
I already spent my money in my brokerage account on shares.

RELEASE THE DEER

>>30438150
I get paid weekly and rent is cheap. I’ve got 500 minimum to throw away every week

>>30438150
pic related

>>30437135

Look, if you're retarded enough to be investing cash you can't afford to lose in risky stocks the internet told you to buy, then there's no fucking hope for you.

But you can go fuck yourself shillbot, I'm not selling

T

>>30438034
>Is it just poltards going insane?
whyd they tell you to tell?

>>30438171
Deer pussy wont dissuade this larp faggot, he just wants people to be miserable like him. Hes gonna be in every thread from now on, super easy to spot, just ignore him

my sister had me invest some money in gme for her. if this moons how do i give her her proceeds? is there a tax to do so?

>>30431876
Don't listen to that day. I'm doing the same as you when this is over

>>30432238
Rolling, open at $143, close at tree fiddy

>>30438315
you'll be taxed not her silly

>>30438315
yes she has to suck your dick to get her money.

>>30438308
He is easy to spot. He literally glows.
Its actually hilarious he thought we wouldn't be able to notice.

>>30438399
Checked, make your sister blow you.

>>30438171
I can't release... That would be NSFW

>>30437834
>muh fundamentals
Kys. Shorts get the rope. Your greed is disgusting

>>30438171
They're stuck in the fake GME VIP Zone. >>30437541 You'll have to march in there and release them yourself.
https://imgur.com/a/J90HMsm

>>30438315
On the transaction, write gift to my sister.
Non Arm’s length transaction are usually ok if it rare, even if a huge sum.

>>30438396
yeah that's what i'm wondering. what's the tax and what's the rate? is there a circumstance in which i don't have to pay the tax or where the tax is lower?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT IF SOMEONE CAN'T LOGICALLY ARGUE THEIR POINT WITHOUT INSULT OR RESORTING TO FALLACY, JUST MOCK THEM.
We have our DD, all they have is fud.
And it's not even good fud, it's dud fud.
Dud fud into the mud, bud.

>>30438399
>>30438449
degenerates

>>30438315
>>30438399

Make sure to record her blowing you, GME porn will be big money post squeeze. Also if digits she has to go all the way

>>30438552
FUCKING BASED
Bookmarking this shit thanks bro

>>30438657
i just wanna know about taxes

>>30437541
>forgetting the 3 lainposters itt

>>30438720
Bro if you can’t do your own research on capital gains tax then you have no business investing. I suggest your take a good hard look at why you think you’re doing

>>30438118
I see. And is buying say a $90 call for like forty bucks more solid than buying a higher call? Or is it better to buy a cheaper call slightly above what it is right now? Sorry I’m trying to get a better grasp

>>30438720
Where do you think you are? You gave us a situation where you have power over your sister and she'd do anything for those GME gains. Were all degenerate coomers, make her do this to your dick

>>30438770
i've looked at capital gains tax, i'm wondering if there is a tax on giving my sister her money

>>30438770
That wasn’t his question.
He makes a shitton money. He wants to give his sister some of that money. Can he do it without some sort of transaction tax?
Yes, I believe the government won’t tax you for giving lots of money to a sibling.

>>30432238
1 billion rupees

>>30438921
No I don’t think so. Although when you give her her cut she may be taxed on that on top of what you pay for the whole thing

>>30438955
checked

>>30437541
Needs more bully.

>>30438921
Up to $10,000 is not taxable, at least in the US. More than that and you might want to consult a professional.

>>30438955
OH BOY

>>30438939
Uh yeah just don’t tell anybody about. Simple as

>>30438939
sincerely thank you so much anon

>>30438955
Damnit. How many is that in internet money

Deerbros, will deer maid be a reality soon?

>>3043883
My advice
Stay away from options until you read up on them and understand how they’re priced.
You can easily get burnt and Melvin is on the other side of the transaction.
Buy and hold is the slow and steady way to make money from this.

>>30439000
ah fuck. checked btw
>>30439015
yes i am beginning to think that is my best bet. thank you

>>30438955
>13mil USD
N-not bad pajeet.

>>30438955
>13.6 million per share
Y'know, I'm not even mad anon.

>>30436609
dont buy options on gme iv wayyy too high

>>30438698
No worries bro. It's our job to make them pay. To make sure they never shill in any thread again.
>>30438723
Talk to >>30437079. He's the OG GME VIP Zone artist. I was just having a laugh with my GME Lounge spinoff. It's not a VIP anything if everyone is allowed in there.

>>30439142
Let’s all use our not found wealth to buy the country of Africa and be one with the apes.

>>30439038
>transfer a million to your sister
>from the bank
>don’t tell anyone
Anon, I briefly worked in a bank. You’d be surprised all the shit that gets flagged.
One note was about some viet guy who deposited three paper bags full of cash.

>>30432238
0

How do you buy individual stock

>>30439254
Just take the money out and give her cash. It’s not that hard to understand

>>30439240
Bruh, i would totally be down to collaborate buying property with other GME holders. Make our own county or something. Of course my little cuckshed would drive property values down, since im a poorfag with only 10 shares

>>30439314
Sign up for a decent brokerage (Fidelity, TDA), deposit money, pick any stock other than GME, TSLA, and CLF, and hit buy. Process takes a couple days.

>>30439167
I was curious how expensive a 3/5 call was for $800. I checked on 3/4 and it was like $87 or some shit. That’s is hella expensive for a call that’s like $659 otm with only one day to hit strike.

>>30439281
Don't make me get the shaka shaka can bobo

>>30439340
>Id like to withdraw one million dollar cash
One week later
>hello, I’d like to deposit one million dollar cash
>why yes, that was my brother

So whats gonna happen on monday realistically?

>>30439373
10 x $13 million. That’s one hell of a cuckshed.

>>30439070
Soon™

>>30439438
>deposits 1 million into the bank
>the bank asks questions
Not likely

>>30439483
the price is gonna move

>>30439438
kek, could he transfer ownership of the shares?

>>30439510
It all gets flagged these days.

>>30438463
Did you reply to my post by mistake or what the fuck are you on about?
I closed part of my position for profits but I never stopped holding long.
If I'm gonna get insulted by people who are bullish on GME same as I am, I might as well stop lurking these threads.
The fudding and shitposting I can put up with but friendly fire is where I draw the line, don't be this fucking stupid.

>>30439483
PUMP followed by DUMP followed by CRAB with guaranteed shills in the GME thread

>>30439121
I mean you could always cash out, pay the tax then give her cash that she can’t deposit. But if she puts a large sum in her bank account it might be considered income for her and taxed as such. Not certain but I think that’s how it works

>>30439573
Rules don’t apply to the rich

>>30439483
It will climb at open and then fall dramatically before recovering to open and crabbing up for the rest of the day.
At about 3:00pm a bunch of spergs will start screeching about power hour for some reason.
EOD $5 gain.

>>30439554
i've looked into this, that could take long enough that the squeeze will pass me by

>>30439554
Yes, but again, how the hell would you “not tell anyone”?
AnywY, that other anon is just being shitposting retarded... it’s not taxable if you gift it.

>>30439483
It'll go up or go down.

>>30439582
>shits on everyone itt
>muh friendly fire
Don’t be retarded

>>30439610
anon never said he was Jewish. And if he was, his rat blood would instinctively know the answer to the question.

>>30439281
>>30432238
0, boomers start ww3.

>>30438052
that was literally me fucking with you retards a few days back. I havnt done shit till now. You shizos are worst then the niggers in /pol/ your delusions know no bounds.

>>30439600
with this much money on the line this could turn into a shitshow, i really hope there's a simple answer to this question that doesn't involve the government taking a fuckton of money out of our earnings, over and above capital gains tax

>>30439657
give me your word as an anonymous 4chan poster that i can just give her her money and everything's chill

>>30439485
Pfft I wish. Even with 5 figures ill be able to get some nice cheap land and a cabin at least . i can be the crazy woodsman who lives on the edge of the property of all your mansions

>>30439483
Could go up, could go down, could go sideways. If it goes to the right, probably ok, if it goes to the left, apes will screech about market manipulation.

>>30439760
keep it in your bank and attach it to a debit or gift card that she can use or something
or just leave it as cash that she doesn't deposit

>>30439856
Dfv will have the pyramids reconstructed (using former hedge fund employees of course) and will have an entire wall be a giant tv screen with games. He will have his own person GameStop inside.

Would you a join sprawling /gme/ mansion real estate with other anons?
And how long would it last before it implodes from an autism singularity?

>>30439704
Alright I'm done here. You must think of yourself as an honorary CEO of Gamestop or something like that? I don't know and I don't care.
Eat shit, you should make a thread just for yourself so you can suck your own dick and have 9001 posts to your name.
Fucking insufferable autists.

>>30439807
>buy million dollar art piece
>gift to sister
>avoid money laundering charges
>??????
>profit with no taxes

>>30439755
Checked.
This reminds me. If you dont have a gun you should seriously consider getting one with your stimmie check.

>>30439807
https://finance.zacks.com/giving-money-adult-children-1112.html
> 2018 tax law allows you to give each of your children (or other recipients) a tax-free gift of money up to a whopping $5.6 million during your lifetime.
So, if you owe her 6 million, you’re out of luck
. 6 million...
Hmmm

>>30435899
Checked! Thank you for your service anon

>>30440040
I legit would, ive lurked random threads were morons suggested just buying out areas like detroit and making them paradise. Obviously they wouldnt have the capital, but GME chads would. Unfortunately we'd probably get ruby ridged or something

>>30432941
I thought Melvins squoze the squeeze and it and has been fully squozed so why is it mooning again? I bought in at $260 like a retard, watched it go to $480 and held like a tard and now still have the one share I purchased. Luckily it was just 1 share. How high is it mooning this time. I LIKE THE STOCK. GME Is a well run company with a great future ahead

>>30440222
trips!!!

>>30432238
500

>>30440095
Gifts are assumed to be given at fair market value.
So, his sister would be in trouble when she actually tries to sell the painting for something actually useful.
>where you get this?
>umm, flee market?
>shows your brother bought this right after gamespot
>um, he got robbed by a nigger?

>>30439500
Checked. We're all getting deer maids confirmed.

>>30435205
When exactly is the squoze being squz this time?

>>30440095
ahhhhh, now this seems like what i'm looking for. she wants full control of a lump sum because she plans to immediately start building income streams with it
>>30440197
should be well below that unless i sell her shares for roughly 600k a piece. that's a load off, thanks again anon

>>30437135
>One of the few green stocks in a sea of fucking red
>"d-deluded fucking bagholders!"

Even if you didn't believe in the DD or just awoke from a coma, and bought this stock, you'd still be in a better position than fucking 90% of the market right now what more do you want shut the fuck up FUD NIGGER

>>30440286
It may climb back to $400 with intertia. It might get close to $1,000 with a catalyst. You are free to make your own financial decisions but I wouldn't make the same mistake twice anon.

>>30440338
>exactly
wouldn't you like to know, fed-boy

>>30440402
A stock that tripled in a week no less.

>>30440402
Is that you in the gif anon? You might want to take some time to step back and cool down. You are clearly upset.

>>30440095
That's not how the scam works. Buy a $10,000 piece of art, give it to her, then have it appraised as a $50,000+ piece.

>>30440435
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

Im not seeing green or gain tomorrow. The wallstreets will be seeing red til mid march.

>>30434290
it does need more work (esp arround face) haven't picked out the harness or any detail work really. just a quick slap of paint after it cured.

>>30434683
io vey the goyim found out.. shut it down

>>30434891
>>30434906


i said upper cap (not that it would be reached but it is possible.. and extremely unlikely. see: >>30433980

>>30440504
So, now you need a shady appraiser.
Bruh, if you’re really worried, get a decent accountant or even tax lawyer, last thing you want to do is get pinched by mafia laws.

>>30440535
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

based

>>30440141
i almost wasted my money on a gun before yoloing it in gme, no regrets so far
1911s are so beautiful tho, that's on my wishlist if i get wealthy one way or another

>>30440563
>The wallstreets will be seeing red til mid march.

Red with the bloody of skydiving hedgies yeah, and this nigger >>30440495

good night lainons see you tomorrow

>>30440701
I don't even like saying nigger this much but goddamn

>>30440660
after what you told me about the lifetime gift tax exemption i'm hardly worried anymore. will probably end up confirming with a professional before i do anything and then just gifting it to her as you suggested.

>>30440402
Holy fuck dude , what is goin on in that gif? Is it for a laugh? is he threatening someone? Is he having a mental breakdown? Fucking scary, dude looks like a deformed duck with a triple chin and big eyes

>>30440833
Good anon, don’t trust anyone on some random Mongolian horsehair pottery forum

Okay let's get to the REAL opportunity /biz/ - once all of us dumbfucks are millionaires, what businesses and services are we all going to need?

Basically, what kinds of companies are going to see a boom because there's 3 million new millionaires in america?

Lawyers, accountants, and financial advisors are the easy ones.

>>30440938
Furry porn artists. We'll flood the internet with anthro deer porn.

>>30440938
I and others will do the sneedful on bitcoin, so that's sure to go up.

This garbage stock will tank this week. Now check em

>>30440824
Good night

>>30440065
No one will miss you

>>30441069
Keep trying, it's not gonna happen.

>>30439708
Fucking kek

>>30440824
We are as one

>>30440938
Prostitutes, as if any of us would trust thots to not screw us out of our money

>>30441069
wrong

>>30441421
I’m flying in jav stars to make bleached porn for Japan.

>>30440938
Can't wait to become part of the new elite millionaire(thousands). Maybe housing? A lot of people will most likely wanna finally get a proper house.

>>30441069
thanks for caring about my personal finance so much anon i will be taking your advice and selling at market open! I'm glad there are so many wholesome people on this board that care about me on a personal level.

>>30441069

>>30432238
$200

>>30442288
>>30442288
>>30442288
NEW BREAD, BLESSED BY COUNTER-ZIONIST RITUALS.

i’m od’ing on hopium by reading r/gme. i gotta chill out

>>30438955
Thanks Morshu

>>30439983
Cool it with the anti semetic remarks