/biz/ - Business & Finance

Never. I love you, anon.

When you look at every instance of your future and feel pain in your heart

how can I pull an exit bag

>>30433760
there is no future you fucking retard thats a complete fantasy. there is no time but the present
>>30433656
search dr k on youtube

if you've ever bought ALGO

>>30433656
It’s not but minecraft is

>>30433696

>>30433656
You're in the middle of the crypto dot com bubble and you're thinking of suicide? Lol. I hope you hold some shitcoins for your grandchildren to see you maggot.

If you’re about to go to prison for the rest of your life.

>>30433656
When you've been diagnosed, by multiple specialists, with an incurable fatal disease that will cause you die painfully in less than a year, or at least severely destroy your quality of life then kill you, like ALS
Otherwise it is not reasonable at all

>>30433884
kek

>>30433656
I consider it everyday. It’s always an option. Not always the best one but sometimes it is. It’s up to you to decide.

>>30433934
Honestly this is one of the very few cases I’d definitely become an hero

>>30434099
Definitely an hero worthy

>>30433696
ugly lmao

>>30434238
>t. never seen a girl without makeup or a real vagina before

>>30434099
You can still read books and get an education and make friends and have 3 meals and have Rec time and shit. If you’re a chomo going into a Supermax then yeah maybe an hero

>>30433656
are you deep in short positions or something

>>30433656
>When is suicide a reasonable option
when you've been captured the by alien lizard centaurs and you're about to be thrown into the feeding pit

>>30433656
When you're older than 25 and your net worth is below 2.5 million US dollars.

>>30433696
bros, no fucking lie this looks like my ex so fucking much. like i actually think its her. anyone have sauce on who this is? i fucked up losing her.

>>30433656
Anytime before buying LTO

>>30433656
When the max sum total well-being produced from your existence is reduced to 0.
Even then, the fact that you have "immeasurable" potential to produce more well-being should be taken into consideration before and serious planning starts.

>>30434652
No, you didn't. The relationship would've gone sour and it would've ended like pic related.

>>30434963
she wasn't like that (i have been with some that are like that though). stop thinking all women are entitled. memes have rotted your brain.

>>30434963
More reasons why marriage isn’t worth it for men anyway

>>30434963
you both sound retarded

>>30433656
When there are no people in your life who would miss you and you see yourself unable to escape your current situation, no matter how hard you try.

Still suicide is the cowards way out. Go buy some meth off the internet, maybe the dopamine rush will help you to get your shit together.

>>30434963
Hah, trying to claim half of a digital asset. I'd just anonymously swap it to another wallet / crypto then claim it was stolen. Good luck proving that one lawyer kikes.

OP permanent solutions to temporary problems are not a good idea. Your time on this earth is short enough as it is, if you are suffering Unironically see it as your chance to take bigger risks as you have less to lose. Reinvent yourself, travel, invest more, get a different job or whatever you feel is the worst part of your life. Maybe watch a movie like office space if you haven't. It's a genuinely good message about happiness and corporate slavery.


>>30433934
You should avoid committing crimes, but if you happen to you should commit to it fully, fake your death, go to another country. Etc...

Inb4 randomly did something. Idk avoid that and have a bug out bag anyway.

>>30434963
Couldn't he instantly tumble into xmr? or would the courts still demand he paid whatever he sent to tumbler?


What if he just shrugs his shoulders saying he doesn't have them anymore he got hacked?

>>30433656
If you spend 4 years bagholding the blue cube fat russian man coin (too angry to say the name), and then finally when the bullrun comes it gets outperformed by a token given for fucking free that does nothing but governance for an exchange, and the day 200 million of this token is dumped on the market it still manages to pump, then yeah it's reasonable to kys (or kms).

>>30433656
when ur me

>>30433884
Top kek

>>30433656
1. open cash acc with broker
2. put in $200, $300, whatever you can
3. buy long call options AAL 3/12 $22.50 or $23
4. enjoy your 2000 percent gain and stop contemplate an hero

>>30433656
dying of old age

"It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late."

>>30433884
kekekekke

>>30434963
>Hehe whoopsie I didn't read your message I traded it all for Monero and "lost access" to my wallet

>>30433656
never

If you don't live in a white ethnostate, there is always work to be done if you ever get to that point. Don't let humanity down.

>>30433696
Ugly. Forehead wrinkles, she's either over 35 or has taken 1000 dicks and aged horribly

>>30433656
Not sure. But it feels like I'm getting close

>>30433656
allways

>>30433656
Never when there's so many evil people in the world you could at least go out like a hero.