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First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,

Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

Link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, they cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 link, that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling.

>> No.30415978

>>30415903
Based link poet

>> No.30416318

>>30415903
kek this shit rhymes too

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30416337

>>30415903
All my exes live in Texas

All your linkies stay stinky

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30416365

>>30415903
I only have 4k LINK

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>>30415903
based, goodluck!
>453 poorstack

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30416486

>>30415903
>tfw you realise 4 link is enough to make it

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30416561

>>30415903
WGMI

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30416587

based

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30416654

>>30416365
Would you like to have 4k efferiums right now?

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>>30415903
3 for the oldfags with stacks to protect,
7 for the chink lords with their shills and schemes,
9 for the redditors, doomed to be rekt,
1 for the Big Mac and his marines,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

One coin to link them all, One coin to reign them,
One coin to see them all, and with oracles chain them,
In the land of /biz/rael where the dubs are chekd.

Much that once was is lost. For few now lurk who remember it. It began with the great minting of the cryptocurrencies. Three were accumulated by the oldfags, autistic and lowest time preference of all HODLers. Seven to the Chink lords, great preminers and scammers behind their great firewall. And nine, nine coins were shilled by the soibois of reddit -- who above all else, desire upvotes. For within these coins was bound the tech, hype, and will to /make it/

But they were all of them deceived, for another token was made... By a fat philosophy major, in a small bathroom stall at Sibos, the Big Mac Sirgay made in obscurity a master coin, to link all others. And into his LINK he poured his autism, his hunger for Big Macs, and his will to flush all middlemen down the toilet. One coin to rule them all. One by one, the shill threads of /biz/rael fell to the power of the LINK and its marines. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance was formed of maximalists, redditors, and pajeets and in the threads of /biz/ a great campaign of FUD was waged against Sergey and the link marines. Liquidation was near, but the power of the LINK could not be undone.

It was at this moment, when the price had almost flushed to triple digit sats, that /biz/ildur, pinkest of wojaks, followed the breadcrumbs, dumped his 2017 altcoin bags, and market bought his suicide stack. And from that point, LINK dumped no more. The NoLinkers, enemies of all things green and gainful, were destined to eternal cope and the swingies of little faith would forever get the rope.

>> No.30417046

>>30416899
Checked, linkie movie when?

>> No.30417115 [DELETED] 

was near to got $1.5k in mantradao every week pool bonuses...high prizes for every week lp pools members

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30417117

Ready or not
Here I come
You can't hide
Gon find you
and dump it slowly!

>> No.30417162

>>30416654
>Would you like to have 4k efferiums right now?
Yes. But I am stuck with 4k LINK instead

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30417180

>>30415903
How nice of you to let us know.

>> No.30417230

>>30416486
based lition frog

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30417271

>>30417162
Wait for it, dude, Sergey is still building the empire

>> No.30417354

>>30416486
How does 4 million sound?

>> No.30417426

>>30415903
Based and dare I say keyed

>> No.30418664

>>30415903
based & redpilled

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30419387

ok explain this

>> No.30419535

>>30417271
Just wait another decade until your youth is gone bro...

>> No.30419639

>>30417271
fuck the betrayer
they have enough money he doesnt need to dump millions weekly.
fuck this global domination meme narrative
a dozen offices in shitholes around the world but no features or development or staking in 2 years