/biz/ - Business & Finance

That's fine.
Anyone who spends it on stocks can afford to not spend it on necessities anyway. And if you're the retard buying food coins instead of real food, then natural selection will (hopefully) sort you out anyway.

>>30401001
>implying I need $1,400 to survive
>implying I’m not dumping it all into moonshot shitcoins

> tfw you earn too much to get free stimmy

Yep, totally. Not going all in on shitcoins hoping for a 20x, not me!

>>30401001
>you will use your money as we see fit goyim

>be military
>on paper my income is JUST low enough to qualify for the stimmy
>doesn't include like a third of my income which is untaxed allowances
>gonna dump it all into crypto and guns and ammo just like the previous stimmies
Pon! Chi! Riichi! Tanyao dora san!

>>30401001
It's actually ironic. People are piling onto stocks and crypto to ensure their survival. When i saw Powell announcing the April 2020 bailout, i had some weird 2008 deja vu vibes, and i said " you're not gonna do this to me again, you fucking cunt ". Last stimmies, only 9% of the cash went to crypto (3% ) and stocks ( 6% ) , so that boomer cunt can suck my dick.

>>30401001
That's all well and good except the government does that shit every time the money printer goes brrrrrrr

New to all this shit.
Where do you buy shitcoins?
Just want to figure out the process and all the different cuts platforms take along the way.

>>30401001
I guess The Bahamas will be getting pretty crowded soon, Suze.

>>30401606
lurk more. you'll learn more that way.

What if I'm investing to survive?

>>30401606
You heard the woman. DON'T invest!

>>30401473
> only 9% of the cash went to crypto (3% ) and stocks ( 6% )

How the fuck do you know lmao?

>>30401001
>>30401001
I don't know anyone that spent it on survival. My brother invested the money in stocks, my sister purchased a new computer, and my friends all went out and purchased tv or console game related stuff. Who are these checks even for? If you are employed you don't need them. If you are unemployed you get unemployment plus the boosted unemployment. Who is left? The people who have never been employed? Then why not just remove the boosted unemployment and go full UBI of a few hundred a month for everyone during the lock-downs?

>>30402188
It's simple appeasement to the masses so that they don't start rioting even harder and more explicitly against the lockdowns.

>>30402188
Not US but not everyone who is employed is living comfortably.

>>30401001
This fucking ugly, bleach blonde, bleached teeth roastie whore is horrible. I hope her private jet explodes. The fact that this bitch has the gall to even consider spreading her filfth openly while being utterly and totally removed from any hardships that non-boomer people face, makes me long for her inevitable demise.

>>30401414
Moshi moshi, basedu depahtahment?

>>30401001
This bitch had better have an article in the public telling ceos and companies the bailouts were to save jobs not buy buy back stock and pay ceos bonuses
Somehow I doubt it

>>30401001
All this money printing is starting to get me nervous. Where the fuck do we put it in. Silver and Gold? Cryptos I love but BTC can dump and rek us. Index funds,

>>30401125
Thank you for your service.

>>30401001
All the people who needed it for “survival” are long since homeless or dead.
For me? It’s all going into GRT

>>30401125
Do you support 1000/month universal basic income?

I’m spending every cent of my stinky on a 20x moonshot coin. Specifically HARMONY (ONE)

>>30402188
You remember the OWS movement that spurred from the government throwing free money at irresponsible investment banks?

Since the government had to do that again, only hand out more than 10x the amount of money, they figured that they had to give a little money to normal people as well in order to avoid the social unrest that would follow if corporations were given tens of trillions of dollars while normal people got $0.

It's a bribe to avoid social unrest. Simple as that.

that's a man

Friendly reminder that there are still thousands of national guardsmen stationed in the capitol.

>'world first superpower' needs to print and distribute survival money

Lol

>>30402372
Yet both times, riots proceeded stimulus checks.

Stimulus checks cause riots because stimulus checks are spent largely on drugs by the lower class.

>>30403566
>proceeded
Should be "followed". Riots "followed" stimulus checks. Or stimulus checks "preceded" riots.

Riots are inevitable when you coop people up and tell them they can't do what they want. The point isn't to avoid riots, it's to change the target from "the government says I can't go to the beach, so I'm going to burn down the state capitol building" to "well, the government gave me a bunch of money so I'm not really mad at them, but I'm still mad, so lets burn down inner cities because the media won't shut up about cops killing a druggie".

To see the effect for yourself, look at protests specifically against the government at government building locations before and after stimulus checks went out.

>>30402151
Kek yeah how tf did he pull these %’s out of his ass

>>30405017
No way to actually assess this. I doubt that even 2% went into crypto. Stocks is likely with Robinhood and all.

>>30401001
XD

>>30403505
>It's easier to tank your currencies value than to provide actual solutions to your nations problems
I hate government so much it's unreal

>>30401001
It's a fair point but going forward, we really need to teach the niggers how to play the stock market in real time. We need to get them to see buying stocks as an act of freedom from Jewish and white control.

The video was so aweful it's just this fucking random cunt telling everyone to use the stimulus money in ways that will ensure they stay poor.

>>30403505
>Beloved regime headed by the Most Popular President Ever™ needs to surround itself with thousands of soldiers at all times and issue semi-regular bribes to the public.

>>30403187
Next time they issue a bribe they should send it to everyone and divert all the funds headed to israel our way too. These people their time is short if they continue this into the next decade they will be hunted.

>>30403122
I only support 10,000/month universal basic income

>>30405692
Well you weren’t who I asked but
10,000 is slightly more unsustainable then 1000 but an advocate for UBI is a friend indeed

>>30405768
No it's not, its exactly the same. Why not 100,000? You don't want people to go homeless, do you?

>>30405768
you cant just say a thousand bucks will be fine when rents differ by 100-200% in some places, it should be a different amount in each state/province whatever

>>30405768
stop posting pics of that degenerate pieces of shit. I would rip his spleen out if I ever met in irl.

>>30401001
what's up amerimutts? i thought you said we euros are poor? but here we are, thread after thread about ... 1200$ and you're getting all kinds of excited

>poorfags get a few grand stimmy
>my crypto portfolio gains $200k
>my PM calls print $50k
>refi my house for >$100k profit

>>30406065
No can do this guy is just beyond based lives his life exactly the way he wants it complete freedom

>>30401001
>funnel comical amounts of QE money to corporations thereby devaluing literally every salary paid in usd
>set aside a small portion of it for the people who are going to have to pay the bill you just fucking racked up
>they spend it (like you wanted them to) before it hyperinflates
>bitch, moan, and complain about the people getting fucking over taking it upon themselves to try to unfuck themselves just a little

I now truly understand how and why the nazi party came about. S to those who end up under the guillotine.

>>30406322
I would rip your spleen out too then. your a fucking noob of life if you think mcaffee is someone to follow.

>>30402151
Show some respect. You're (You)ing the CEO of Coinbase

>>30406617
I have no doubt this guy would leave me behind in a high crisis struggle to save himself id just be ‘miring as he serpentine sprinted away “there goes my hero”
Right before the ccp special police forces tackles me to the ground
He lives untethered and free from gravity like a bird a beautiful coked out bird

>>30401001
just a man and his will to survive

>>30401001
Reverse psychology and Wall Street only agreed to give them the $1400 if it’s promoted in the media they spend it on stonks?

The hubris, some bitch relaxing in the bahamas tells the peeons to stay poor.

>>30401001
I've been working through this entire thing while. I only get the checks because I file head of household anyway, otherwise I would make too much money. My finances are in order.

>>30406939
poetic

>1 time check, amount at their whim.
>About every 4 months but could be last time.
yeah, investing that right away as it may be my only hope.
If I can make even $500 a month off gains in trading then I am doing a hell of a lot better with it.

>>30406153
Kek exactly what I was thinking.
Amerimutts getting excited about 1400$ once every 6 months.
It's a fact that a lot more mutts live below the poverty line while their kike masters live the Hollywood degen lifestyle.

>>30401606
Send me your money and I’ll buy them for you

>>30401606
Send me the money and I’ll send you back some shitcoins in the mail bro

>>30405963
No, the only way it would ever work is if it was the same everywhere. Hell that would actually help encourage people to spread out to the low population states instead of the current congregation of people in a few cities.

>>30405963
>it should be a different amount in each state
No it should be the same. I want to watch city dwellers starve and eat each other.

>>30401606
Bro you’re supposed to make the shitcoins yourself. Why do you thinks there’s so many shill threads?

>>30406939
fine, have it your way.

Be poor: spend $300 on junk food that lasts a week. Get nails done $90. Hair $90. Weed $120.

Stimmy gone in 2 weeks

Fck it ill buy top ramen n doge.

Stocks and crypto are going mainstream, and they’re seething. Oh god forbid the average person has some hope of upward mobility in this world.

>>30407911
StimUlaTE tHE eCoNOmy

>>30402188
Me and the wife make over 100k. Never lost our jobs and only got promotions and raises during all this and still are getting stimmy checks. Fuck it, if the world is gonna burn I’m gonna blow it on crypto and gun stuff, and she can get a new purse. Stupid motherfuckers

>>30401001
Kek, I'm constantly over 99% in crypto for the last 3 years. Only kept enough fiat to survive and currently not even that since I got myself a crypto visa. Don't have to pay any crypto tax where I live tho. It actually came to a point I just can't stand fiat anymore.

>>30406322
>lives his life exactly the way he wants it complete freedom
Unless he wants to come back to the US.
Or see his friends.
Or his family.
Or most other US-aligned countries, which is like 40-50% of the world.

Retard

>>30401001
Wait i thought they wanted to pump the markets? Whats going on here?

>>30408629
the stims are a small portion of the bill. the pump comes from all the spending elsewhere

>>30408320
>Don't have to pay any crypto tax where I live tho.
where?

>>30408629
>they
This isn't "they" who are speaking in the article

>>30401001
newsflash..... almost no one actually needs the stim checks

>>30401001
I'm buying Silver cunt. It's not even about meme metal, a partial failure of the Comex and New England banks = dollar collapse = Crypto moonshots across the board from the stampede out.

i am putting all my stimmy money in TSLA
daddy elon won't fail us

>>30408949
Don't want to disclose that as I'm pretty paranoid tbqh. It's a yuropoor country and there's only a few of them that have absolute 0 tax on crypto.

>>30401001
How is turning some money into more money not a part of “survival”?

>>30405474
even worse is they created a problem and pretend they didnt do it, then promised to save the nation from that problem they created if ya vote for me!

>>30405650
yeah what's with all the Gestapo soldier stuff? trump never did that and he was supposed to be literally Hitler. they didnt do that when the guy on fire was on the white house lawn and that's a security breach.

>>30402151
It's in the public domain, fuck , even Bloomberg TV talked about it, it's as normie as it gets.

>>30401001
How is the market going to behave with normies using the checks for buying crypto and the whole inflation thing?

>>30408986
Yeah cause if they did they woulda been dead 6 months into the pandemic

>>30401125
What do you do?

>>30409485
Strike fear and hatred towards the opposition. They know bidens in no real danger.

>>30409113
no worries, continent is enough thanks.

>>30401606
bro wtf did you even read the image? you can't do that it would be extremely antisemitic

>>30406322
>>30406065
John McAfee is an American Hero and my personal role model.

>>30401001
the stock market is for survival, no one can work a lifetime in clownworld and not rope. retire early or rope in a few years, those are your only options. Thats why everyone keeps yoloing into these retarded get rich quick schemes; the alternative is death anyway.

>>30401414
Being a militaryfag is where its at
>always have a job
>fat VA checks for when you get broken
>pay fuck all for housing and everything else
>guaranteed pay raises if you aren't a complete shitpump
I dump 50% of my income into crypto and my son's college fund and I'll retire before I'm 45

I'm giving mine to my girlfriend to help pay for siding on her house.

Already have 6 figures in stocks and six figures in crypto and maxed out my IRA contribution for the year. Can't travel so not much else to do with it. It's funny how 1.4k is such an insignificant amount of money now.

>>30401001
Lmao, hilarious that you think they don't want you spending it on the stock market. They WANT dumb money spending it on stocks so that they can exit their positions with a reduced loss. They LIKE liquidity you fucking retards.

>>30411784
>faggot

>>30411897
To exit into what, cash? Yeah the elites can't wait to sell off all their revenue generating assets for goybucks. They want you spending it on food and consumer bullshit so their companies earnings pump.

>>30406065
same. fuck mcafee.

>>30401001
Imagine taking advice from this creature
>>30411274
Don’t answer this anon

>>30411784
>her house
What did he mean by this?

>>30412684
what happened with ghost exactly? I remember it being shilled here constantly for a few weeks as something better than monero and then it suddenly stopped

>>30401001
Nogger, get a 2x flipping shitcoins with the check and then cash out the initial investment

>>30401606
Coinbase

>>30412058
Yes, and then they reinvest that cash quite quickly after. They know they can't time the bottom so they do reinvest, but generally into more secure or high conviction positions and they ladder their entries on the way down. It's pretty clear you have no idea how hedge funds actually work.

>>30407983
And once everyone piles in the fed will tank the whole thing and it'll take decades to recover

>>30412831
i believe it was a pump and dump scheme, but due to overwhelming incompetence, it only dumped.

>>30407983
Stocks went mainstream in the 1920s too. They think it's great because it means suckers buy their bags from them and they get increased profits than they would get if retail weren't involved. Why wouldn't they want you pumping their stocks? Maybe think a bit before you post.

>>30401749
southxchange is what i use. bitrue is good both are accessable from u.s. they only require kyc if you want to withdraw higher amts.

>>30401001
I'm debt free and already investing my surplus income, what else am I supposed to do with it?

>>30412831
I was there and I saw it all. mcaffee got paid by pajeet to shill ghost so they could dump on everyone and fade off like nothing happened. they literally copy pasted a pivx paper for their first white paper. I fell for it because I was new. mcaffee seemed like somebody who wouldn't need to lie and steal money at this point in life so like a fool I believed the snake. then poof not a fucking word and it dumps. idk who I hate more the pajeet or mcaffee.

>>30401001
Wages are up 10% over last year yet unemployment is up. Ironically everyone is "thriving" right now until inflation inevitably hits and everyone is doing worse than before.