/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30391084

The government is not going to bail out this shitty ai company that just happens to make cars you fucking retard. Tesla is crashing all the way back to 100 . People will be thrown in jail and it won’t be the executives.

Get this boomer stock babble off my crypto board.

>>30391213
Stock price rose $50 after euro market closed on friday. Is jpow not buying ?

>>30391084
what happened ?

>>30391084

The government will probably come out with some u related complete bs gulliable reason for the Tesla crash like “some rogue cfo did some shady accounting and 2 billion dollars went missing” or some stupid shit like that so that investors can’t sue the sec for not preventing this ponzi. Whatever retard who tells you that they never saw this as a Ponzi scheme needs to rope. Two things are happening that’s causing the price fall. 1 hedge funds are taking profits as it always happen. 2 hedge are doubling down on profits by again shorting Tesla. Once we hit 300 it will shoot right back up to 500 then will slowly bleed to 300 in the next 5 years as hedge funds will be done covering their shorts

They'll disguise bail outs by buying fed bonds to keep interest rates low.

>>30391084

It will go back up

Too many wealthy people dropped money in tesla

>>30391084

They bailed out banks in the past because if banks go under, it leaves giant, gaping holes in the economy - the banking system is fundamental.

They're not going to bail out a fucking car company, anon.

What's to bail out?

>>30391421
lol they sold the top retard

>>30391213
That's how Tesla has operated so far. Crony capitalism and stock hype. It will continue.

>>30391460
>Letting the most dynamic public company in the US fail....
dumbfuck. tech companies are way more important than big banks who could easily be replaced by regionals and fintech. They're the only edge the US has left against China.

>>30391084
Hope the welfare queen musk gets arrested and finally exposed for the african conman that he is

>>30391421
It’s done faggot bubble popped

>>30391421
>It will go back up
>Too many wealthy people dropped money in tesla

Lol you incumbent retard, that is not how the market works. We’re at an all time high across all word markets and ponzis like tesla amazon and Facebook that don’t produce absolutely anything of value will begin crumbling down and these fucking retarded boomer pension funds and retirement funds are going to get cut in half . The same thing that happened in the 2008 with the all time high housing stocks is happening today. First it will be Tesla then it will be apple. Apple is such a shitty company today that the fuckers can’t make any money so they’re spending all their overseas cash into ai and self driving cars. HOW IS THATVA TRILLION DOLLLAR COMPANY?? It’s just not . Ride the last crypto wave before the total crash then go into gold and silver for a quick profit when panic hits the streets

>>30391639
>amazon and Facebook
>ponzi

you are fucking retarded aren't you?

>>30391639
Facebook is going to slowly decline to zero over 15-20 years, not crash.
Amazon is here to stay.
Neither are ponzis.

>>30391684
>amazon and Facebook
>not a ponzi
Do you REALLY belive that ?

>>30391421
I think so too. So buy just before euro close ? Sell on US close ?

>>30391684

Do you even how Facebook and amazon make money you raging low iq bonobo. The only and only reason their stock price is so high is because they got massive government subsidies and government pumped their stock price. Remember 2013 everyone would say buy TECH. Tech is good , invest in tech companies , tech ETFs blah blah blah now their ponzis over . Who the fuck uses Facebook you fucking retard? No one . The same way government pumped universities and people fell for the scam. Now universities are crashing and are getting more gubment subsidies than ever before.

>>30391885
>Facebook profit 2020: $29.8 billion
>Amazon profit 2020: $21.3 billion

Yea man totally ponzi schemes that totally aren't turning profits. Now lay that crack pipe down faggot.

>>30391994
Interesting. Thank you for your opinion.

if they're not paying dividends it's just bitcoin for boomers

>>30391954
holy kek take your meds schizos. Just look at facebooks financials and you will notice how profitable it is. Do you even know how facebook or amazon operate faggot? Do you even know how many businesses use facebook and instagram ads to sell their shit?? Holy fuck you are retarded

Please guys. This thread is not about the carmaker or if they are doing profit - fuck that - its a clown market. Its just about how to profit from the stimulus package.

>>30391373
Thank you! Whats your strategy on that ? Or staying sideline ?

>>30391610
What would happen to the company ?

>>30391994
>Facebook profit 2020: $29.8 billion
The fuck, if that's not a ponzi scheme I don't know what is. What does kikebook actually DO, they produce nothing. All they do is sell peoples information and to the tune of $30 billion? Bulllllllshit.

>>30392711
>What does kikebook actually DO, they produce nothing. All they do is sell peoples information and to the tune of $30 billion?

Holy fuck you legit are retarded aren't you?? Facebook sells advertisement spots you fucking retard. They have over 5 billion active users and businesses give facebook money to advertise their products/services to their 5 billion active users you dumb faggot. Not other platform on the planet has that amount of active users besides amazon and google.

>>30392711
>>30392873
How to profit from that regarding to the stimulus ?

>>30391084
Btc was a decoy, like when Big Smoke orders a lot of food in GTA San Andreas. Run for your lives!!!!! Cash. Out. Now.

>>30392904
Smart money is exiting thats for sure. But still propped up by stimulus. Fed is buying. Still possible to profit.

>>30392952
Do you think they'll meme their way out of this? Or hype up Giga Berlin?

>>30393072
I dont know. Maybe meme strategy or maybe this:
>>30391942
Could be short/long accordingly.

>>30392873
lawl, you come here spouting that nonsense and call me retarded. I'm going to citation needed on your horsecrap figures and then if you actually believe them I'm going to citation needed on your ability to exist without your brain shutting down through stupidity overload.

>>30393175
literally google "facebook financials" faggot and read the numbers on your own dumb faggot. Maybe take a basic accounting/business economics course so you understand what these numbers in the balance sheet mean dumb faggot.

>>30393072
Their meme power is fading, though.

>>30393175
Do you not know how much of a fucking money sink advertising is and how willing companies are to pay for it? How does a company making a shit ton of profits off of hosting advertisements to a shit ton of people not make sense?

>>30393175
>>30393297
>>30393612
this discussion is flagged unprofitable.

>>30393612
>shit ton of people
Not any more
>making a shit ton of profits
The ones you actually make money from are click-through ads and who clicks on an ad anymore.

Kikebook is either misrepresenting their money immensely (entirely possible because they're disgusting jews), selling off peoples data on an huge scale (also possible but likely less because everybody sells off data nowadays and kikebook has less people to draw from) or getting the money elsewhere.

>>30392711

Facebook servers are in Israel and are controlled by Mossad

>/pol/ schizos leaking over to /biz/

This is the top, isn’t it.

>>30391373
It was a fucking bubble what the fuck do people expect fucking 800 billion dollars in a few years

>>30391084
you guys are honestly retarded
stock corrections are not going to prompt any bailouts wtf

Lol no. For some reason, there is some short-fuckery afoot just now. The whales are having a fall-out I should imagine, not that us small-fish get told anything.

There's always fuckery afoot - this is the new normal. Everyone in charge is laughably corrupt, and wants their pay-day. I don't know about pedo shit, maybe some, but the vast majority are defo crooks.

Can't last. Economy collapses eventually, see Soviet Union.

>>30394482
https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-received-government-coronavirus-bailout-elon-musk-stimulus-relief-criticism-2020-7

>>30394511
Absolute brainlet take.

>>30391084
>bailout
They don't need to bailout shit, they already have programs in place through which they can just directly buy Tesla stock and push it up.

>>30395187
>just directly buy Tesla stock and push it up
thats whats implied. so:
>>30393118
???

>>30393175
They don't just sell ads.. they sell their users personal information. They have multiple revenue streams many I'm sure the public aren't even aware of. Probably turn on webcams without your knowledge so elite pedos can jack off to your kids.

>>30394707
tesla has been receiving government gibs since forever
thats not a fucking bailout brainlet

>>30395963
So whats the share this time ? 1.9bil sure is a lot of gibs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7uuo4rM1nw
KEK

>>30393612
Anon, just stop replying. The other guy is clearly not discussing this in good faith. It's either a blatant troll or an actual idiot.

i work at tesla, the tax payers will pay us in tether to bail us KEK thanks faggots

>>30396048
https://cleantechnica.com/2020/08/03/tesla-subsidies-how-much/
add 2.5 billion to that 1.9
free money so they take it

>>30392092
Good luck with your strategy

You are a den of pajeets and bots who can't understand the value of Tesla. I intend to buy this dip, and by the grace of the Eternal God, will buy this dip.

>>30392873
>5 billion active users
Doubt

>>30391639
Extremely based. But i wouldn't limit myself to gold&silver, but commodities in general. We entered a new commodity super cycle where money will flee away from memes and P&D scams to go in undervalued, goods producing companies. Mining, oil, nat gas, wheat, soibeans,.. they all will moon hard.
Clownworld finance is dying.

>>30392711
At Facebook, the users are the product, that’s what a lot of people miss. Their money doesn’t come from retards posting on Facebook. They make money with information

>>30396287
Imagine requiring the grace of God to buy a deep state owned slush fund created for the sole purpose of laundering CIA black projects' dirty money lmao.
You are such an immonde cuck.

>>30396619
I assume you have proof to backup all that bs>>30396619

>>30395721
Not probably lol. Every one who uses the Facebook app gives them unlimited spying powers on them selves. Every time a celebrities nudes are leaked are by Facebook creeps going through everyone’s pictures on their phones

>>30391084
Yeah bail out so Reddit Musk can waste all of his money in more worthless shit.