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>introduce norman friend to crypto
>have to handhold every part of the process for hours even though it’s easy and can be googled
>tell him to stick to BTC/ETH/LINK/XMR because I know he’s too brainlet for shitcoins
>tell him about some good trades I made (was up like 20x on BAO)
>he buys the shitcoin and proceeds to hold instead of taking profit after being up 5x and leaving a moonbag because he doesn’t understand tokenomics despite the fact that I told him to research tokenomics and mcap prior and was deluded into thinking it would be $1 in a week
>salty at me after it dumps and crabs like it’s my fault
>never reads a white paper
>wants me to do all the dd and tell him what to buy for shitcoin roulette but I know he won’t make good trades in time to maximise profits
>told him I sold 90% at 30x to rub it in even harder
Don’t bother giving this to normans. Instead, they can buy the top and we can dump out bags on them. They deserve it.

>> No.30340951

>>30340532
>friend
>rub it in
Ahhhhhhh, the glorious autism strikes again.

>> No.30341087
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>>30340951
>he doesn’t haze
Do you even friend? Thankfully his major holdings are the 4 kings.

>> No.30341120

>>30340532
>he isn't helping his non-normie friends with crypto so he can go on holiday with the lads
collectively ngmi

>> No.30341265

>>30340532
You're a terrible teacher. He's probably never used his frontal lobe before. He's going to remain an NPC forever if you discourage it developing but whatever, you have no obligation. Stay friends with an NPC.

>> No.30341344

>>30341265
>it's my responsible to educate my friends
nah these niggas were fucked from the start

>> No.30341358

>>30341265
>tell him to read Satoshi’s white paper
>he doesn’t
>he won’t research any altcoins and figure out if they have a use case
>sent him rainbow chart
>sent him historical data of BTC trends
>doesn’t read any of it
Sink or swim. I told him about BtC/ETH/LINK/XMR. That’s more than enough. If the horse wants to drink, then he will.

>> No.30341615

>>30341344
>>30341358
I said you have no obligation anon.

>> No.30342712

>told him I sold 90% at 30x to rub it in even harder
Dick move, OP. I'd say you have a major case of social retardation. You seem to be unaware that you're teasing him with advice on shitcoins and then pushing back when he asks for more.

Instead you should have just explained to him about how DeFi works, how DEXes work, how synthetic assets work, and how to avoid scams/rugpulls so that he's mentally conditioned to buy shitcoins. Then let him develop the skills on his own.

>> No.30342733

>>30342712

>> No.30342825
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>>30341120
Can you I be you friend so you I can piggyback into the crypto gains?
I am a thirld world poorfag investing in stocks but I zero understanding of crypto and I am willing to spend a fraction of my funds to play around with it.

>> No.30342858

>>30342825
Jesus fucking Christ, I completely fucked up that post.
I am sorry, friends. I will retreat in shame now.

>> No.30342908

>>30340532
>>he buys the shitcoin and proceeds to hold instead of taking profit after being up 5x and leaving a moonbag because he doesn’t understand tokenomics despite the fact that I told him to research tokenomics and mcap prior and was deluded into thinking it would be $1 in a week
>>salty at me after it dumps and crabs like it’s my fault
>>never reads a white paper

Sounds retarded

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>>30340532
Ik the feeling, a friend of mine just looks at daily gainers on cmc, buys either the top or close to it depending on eceleb shilling expecting X100 then sells on loss. There's no helping for some people

>> No.30343067

>>30340532
>reading whitepapers

Yeah man that is super important.
The top 100 is exclusively comprised of solid projects with great whitepapers and working products and not shitcoins and vaporware.

>> No.30343268

>>30343067
This, I've pulled a 40x in the past few months and haven't ever read a single white paper, I barely even know what a smart contract is

>> No.30343358

>>30340532
>norman
fuck off newfaggot

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>>30343268
Absolutely fucking BASED

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>>30340532
>know a girl who works for a big firm analysing food prices
>introduce her to crypto
>carefully explain the fundamentals
>tell her to buy BTC and ETH and just hodl
>but what about all these shiny shitcoins, anons?
>tell her that time in the market beats timing the market and its too risky
>she buys them anyways
>half got rugpulled
>the rest became massive bag of shit
>hasn't talkes to me since